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Santelli To Liesman: "Steve, You Fight Like A Girl" (Napoleon Dynamite Cameo Appearance)

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In what can only be described as some surreal witches coven, earlier we had Napoleon Dynamite, Dr. Hashimi, ProAm Golf wannabe Champion Kernen, and of course Russian recovery expert Liesman and Koolaid allergic Santelli all together, and going at each other like rabid dogs. While the sideshow was the completely discredited former Fed governor Mishkin accusing Roubini about 10 times of being depressing, with Roubini taking an old adage and applying it to our times, saying that "the weather is the last refuge of scoundrels", the real soundbite was Rick Santelli telling Liesman (about 10 minutes into the video), that "Steve you fight like a girl." Soap opera time.

The fun stuff begins 8 minutes into the clip.


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Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:16 | 964903 AccreditedEYE
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Napoleon Dynamite Cameo Appearance.... LMAO!!

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:41 | 964989 Red Neck Repugnicant
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Anyone want to see Frederic Mishkin get hit in the face with a Salisbury Steak?


Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:03 | 965057 I think I need ...
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Liesman is going to follow the Bernank to a private island after the Fed is gone because he's doing just as bad a job servicing the my friends and neighbors then the Bernank has done for the American people. F U Liesman , Quick and the whole gang I have to live in this country and I hope you do to after the collapse

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:10 | 965069 Pegasus Muse
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The clip reminds me of one O'Reilly kept playing of his appearance on The View.  Lots of yelling and screaming.  No one making much sense.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:29 | 965121 Haywood Jablowme
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If we're lucky, perhaps the next episode will turn out to be a "Rex Kwon Do" point match.


Tue, 02/15/2011 - 21:38 | 965533 dudditz
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Liesman wants to spend positive, as the rest of the shows main cast except santelli, who calls them as they are.  Hey, the economy sucks, but no one wants to admit it, especially with all the debt the FED is creating.  They should make a distinction between monetary and price inflation, and we do have a lot of price inflation for high use items.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:06 | 965063 Panafrican Funk...
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Just to further point out the complete lack of importance of the retail sales data, 2010 was 6% higher in nominal retail sales than 2009.  Consumer discretionary ETF's went up about 33% in the same time frame.  Consumer staples went up about 14%.  The correlation is hilariously weak.

List of retail sub-categories that actually saw a drop in nominal sales vs. last year:

  • Floor covering stores
  • Appl.,TV, and other elect. stores
  •  Radio, T.V., and other elect. stores
  • Book stores
  • Department stores (excl.L.D)
  • Discount dept. stores
  • Department stores (incl. L.D.)(2)
  • Discount dept. stores
  • Office supplies, stationery, and gift stores
  • Office supplies and stationery stores
  • Gift, novelty, and souvenir stores
Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:33 | 965091 TeMpTeK
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"The weather is the last refuge of the scoundrels"....


@ 5:50



Tue, 02/15/2011 - 20:31 | 965388 Freewheelin Franklin
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Can that be used on people who blame the weather on rising commodidty prices, as well?


Cotton prices began soaring in August of 2010 after bad weather cut harvests in major producing countries including China, the U.S., Pakistan and Australia.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:16 | 964904 tellsometruth
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I wonder if the housing bubble/depression here in Bend Oregon will be blamed in school books on the weather.


btw we had a foot of snow dump last night here with out a warning from any weather outlet and one of our local am radion stations has been knocked out with numerous downed trees in the wet heavy dump...

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:54 | 965034 I think I need ...
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Rothchilds just bought the weather centers you won't be getting any notices now or after the Federal Reserve is null and void

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:19 | 965093 Michael
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For more than a century, ideological extremists at either end of the political spectrum have seized upon well-publicized incidents to attack the Rockefeller family for the inordinate influence they claim we wield over American political and economic institutions. Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as "internationalists" and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure - one world, if you will. If that's the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it.
David Rockefeller

For little more than a decade, ideological patriots on the blogosphere at either end of the political spectrum have seized upon well-publicized incidents to attack the Bernanke/Greenspan family for the inordinate influence we claim you wield over American political and economic institutions. We even believe you are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing your family and your cartel as "internationalists" and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure - New World Order, if you will. If that's the charge, We stand guilty, and We are proud of it.
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Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:20 | 964917 HEHEHE
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Mishkin.  Too much.  The fact that guy can be employed much less be interviewed as an expert in anything other than fraud boggles my mind. 

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:58 | 965043 I think I need ...
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I'm glad there are people who think like me

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 19:32 | 965250 voltaic
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Mishkins "new normal" throws millions under the fed bus, but he seems rather nonchalant about the financial carnage to those millions. He rerminded me of some cruel sadist betting and winning at a cock or dog fight smiling ear to ear saying "that's just the way it is, the new normal" while they sweep up the dead animals. He is one of the more repulsive characters I've seen on CNBC and he makes Liesman look like a reasonable human being.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 22:06 | 965597 wisefool
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That is the problem here. As much as I dislike Leisman for his psychopantry to the printing press (money or stats) Rick was out of line today. If Mishkins was not there, it would have still happened but over real data.

The Solution is MSNBC has been bought out. So has the NYSE. Shumer may be pissed, but he can go try to get on the invite to Mozillo/Dodd christmas party for his next challenge. Mishkins can stay at columbia and train our next generation of Econ PhDs with that grin.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 06:06 | 966103 StychoKiller
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Mishkin proves to me that US Universities are no better than degree-by-mail  Diploma mills.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 22:55 | 965709 piceridu
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++++ seeing that scumbag with that freakish grin made me lose my lunch...

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:21 | 964922 twotraps
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two bad things about that episode this morning.......1. That I was watching that shit at all.....2... I thought Liesman was clarifying a point, got interrupted by Roubini making a clarification, and then says something about '...not counting the all the bad things in the same equation...'  So a bunch of people with no skin in the game make a nice salary to talk crap and not count all the bad stuff going on the economy.  Again, I'm the ass for watching it.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:11 | 965077 huntergvl
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I'm with you on that twotraps.... I couldn't even stand to watch until the punchline. I haven't watched CNBC in years....... Liesman is more clueless now than ever and his arguments were almost painfully stupid. So much in fact, that I had to bail on the clip.

I surely couldn't sit at that table full of halfwits for more than the time it would take to give them all a good slap.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 19:37 | 965260 Rainman
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It looks like the normal bull/bear bitch slapping that goes on before every major correction. Just another tell.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:12 | 965078 huntergvl
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I'm with you on that twotraps.... I couldn't even stand to watch until the punchline. I haven't watched CNBC in years....... Liesman is more clueless now than ever and his arguments were almost painfully stupid. So much in fact, that I had to bail on the clip.

I surely couldn't sit at that table full of halfwits for more than the time it would take to give them all a good slap.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:21 | 964923 luk427
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Rick is a classic. This video proves "Lies"man is actually stupider than Dennis Gartman.Thats why they won't even hook up his computer.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:23 | 964928 schoolsout
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I like that...

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:23 | 964930 ZeroPower
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Actually Gartman makes some really good calls, dunno what this is based on unless youve been burned buying WTI at $90 or above.. (he did say, while short oil wouldn't be smart at any time in today's present, any + news out of Egypt would cause the premiums to fall..).


Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:54 | 965032 akak
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Dennis' repeated and almost perfect oppositely-timed calls on gold in 2008 and 2009 were enough to sink his credibility in my eyes.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:54 | 965037 Screwball
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At least it isn't Dennis (Beaker) Kneale.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:21 | 964924 ZeroPower
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Rick screaming at ~11:40 : hahaha

You go chief.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:22 | 964926 Mongo
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Steve LIEsman is a lying monkey!

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:27 | 965117 Problem Is
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On his best day...

Take your pool cue, chalk it up, and bank Lies-man's bald ass cue ball lookin' noggin in the side pocket so we don't have to listen to his moronic douche-a-rama any longer...

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:24 | 964937 Ras Bongo
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Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:29 | 964943 Charlie Bravo
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Now appearing on Pay Per View Television, the epic fight between Rick "I have to talk on the trading floor" Santelli and Steve "I've eaten too many pies" Liesman. Watch Steve sweat as Rick talks his lungs out.

Order now!

Charlie Bravo

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:33 | 964966 More_sellers_th...
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HAHHA who ate all the pies ...who ate all the pies....

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:57 | 965042 Rick64
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UFC cage match.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:30 | 964945 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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Tue, 02/15/2011 - 19:45 | 965286 Zero Govt
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Judges and the clown show that is the legal system another bunch of parasites 'To Go' 

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:30 | 964948 Pladizow
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This is not financial television - this is CNBS doing everything they can to get ratings!


Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:32 | 964955 Charlie Bravo
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You're right. It's sensationalism at its finest.

Now show us your boobs.

Charlie Bravo

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:45 | 964973 plocequ1
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Exactly. Its all part of the great movie called life. Cnbc is a participant.  All the world is a stage and we are merley players..


Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:31 | 964953 Josh Randall
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Next segment features Hamy Wanger giving insight on how to pick winning Penny Stocks and impress your friends

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:56 | 965029 plocequ1
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Patience, Patience.. Hes running late. He should be here soon to boast Dell's triple play

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:30 | 965124 Problem Is
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What did you guys do to Hairy Wanker?

I have not seen his dumb ass flag in a while...

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:52 | 965167 Red Neck Repugnicant
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He was banned because he did not conform to the rules of the ZH echo chamber: all data points must lead to doom, gloom or both.  To quote Judge Smails, "Some people just don't belong."


Tue, 02/15/2011 - 19:12 | 965211 tellsometruth
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riddle me you have more confidence in the ability of the ones controlling the strings (the ones in public view) this time around vs. similiar conditions at the same point in 2008?  as TD pointed out in the comment section he believes it to be very similiar except "this time it is different"... refereing to the fact that this time we are all on the hook

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 23:16 | 965295 Zero Govt
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Red Neck  .."he did not conform to the rules of the ZH... all data points must lead to doom, gloom or both.."

Bring us some cheer mate, just one data point not drowning in debt or counterfeit money would do???

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:32 | 964954 pauldia
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Santelli speaks truth and if NBC had not pushed Charlie Gasperino to their own detriment, I'm afraid Santilli would be gone. Speaking about blatant honesty check out Nial Ferguson on MSNBC, who forgot to vet the guest.Watch MSNBC contributors and Obama  apparacheks desperately attempt to massage Ferguson's opinions. He'll have none of it.




Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:51 | 965020 bigdumbnugly
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excellent.  gotta love ferguson.   especially every time i see that msnbc anchorette's face it always has that "can you believe anyone believes anything contrary to what we believe" look on it.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:43 | 965156 TeMpTeK
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Tue, 02/15/2011 - 20:11 | 965313 Zero Govt
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fuking breath of fresh air ...a man that actually knows what he's talking about slices through the sugar glossed vacuum of total shit that is MSNBC... the staff and crones were all blasted into the long grass as Ferguson just hammered them with none stop heavy artillery, ballistic stuff  ....and he called Obamas' administration a bunch of 3rd rate amateurs which is precisely what the bunch of twats are Christmas came early this year :)

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:32 | 964956 treemagnet
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But you know, last time I was a diversified bull completely buying the CNBC et al bullshit.  I can totally see how the sheeple look at the growth in their respective accounts, feel good, and dismiss the Santelli's of the world.  And by the way, whats the deal with that pussy Roubini not making a stronger case for what he purportedly believes in?

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:40 | 964986 Pladizow
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He was, you just couldnt hear him over the yelling.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:33 | 964963 Jason T
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8:24 laugh!!!!  LOLOL

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:34 | 964965 ivana
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legendary rick. 100 LOLs
saw that rat with spectacles commenting comm inflation.
explaining it due to:
1. climate change
2. rising biofuel
3. emerging market growth

what a scam! from which hole that troll came from?

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:35 | 964972 DavosSherman
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If I ever create a desktop icon for a "tool" it'll be with a picture of Leisman's fugly face on it.

Has to be related to Dennis Kneale.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:35 | 964974 Panafrican Funk...
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You know, it's funny this whole weather thing that keeps coming up.  Explaining that the bad numbers are due to weather, misses the point that they were still bad numbers.  It would be like being a hot dog vendor at a baseball field on an extremely rainy day.  Sure, you can use the rain as an excuse for not getting sales, but at the end of the day, you still didn't sell any damn hot dogs. 

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:46 | 965006 AccreditedEYE
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And when they need to explain weak foot traffic at bricks and mortar, they say online retail is taking more share. Well, how the F does weather interfere with an Amazon order? It's all nonsense.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:04 | 965058 akak
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I seem to recall the the Soviet Union consistently blamed their agricultural shortfalls (all 73 consecutive years of them!) on "bad weather" as well. 

But if we are going to continue down the road of emulating the USSR and further pursue economic central planning, it only makes sense that we mimic them in regards to their official propaganda too.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:21 | 965097 UpShotKnotHoleGrable
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the reason you're not selling a lot of hot dogs is because you're at Devil Rays Stadium not because it rains a lot in Tampa Bay.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 19:23 | 965231 Salvatore CFA
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Funk. Music to my ears.

Now, what's this about the rain ?

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 19:33 | 965253 Don Birnam
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This crew is duded up like Parliament Funkadelic. Classic.

+ 100

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:40 | 964983 lynnybee
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If I hear those words again, "the new normal", I'm going to scream.   IT'S NOT A NEW NORMAL, PEOPLE, IT'S CALLED A CREDIT COLLAPSE like the one in the 1930's & it's been deliberately caused by the FEDERAL RESERVE BANK.   As they stole farms & farmland in the 1930's, so are they stealing assets (homes) today ........... it's called ASSET STRIPPING .   It's a scam, propoganda, trying to make the average American think that this situation is all o.k. .. ...... it's NOT o.k. , it's a disgrace that this so-called policy coming out of WALL ST. & WASHINGTON the past 20 years has put us in this situation. 

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:09 | 965068 topcallingtroll
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It is a new normal cuz we aint ever going back to the old one.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:41 | 965150 Calculated_Risk
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Relax, it's a "jobless recovery".

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:40 | 964984 Dr. Engali
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Tyler you need to change your video format so I can watch on my iPhone while driving.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:14 | 965082 tickhound
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Yeah, I can't watch from the droid dildo either.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:47 | 965008 medicalstudent
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"economic dismal science definition" - santelli


most economic definitions are dismal science, notably, except the supply and demand dynamics of currency, which is a commodity.


supply: increase - inflation, decrease - deflation

demand: increase - hyperdeflation (paper>goods), decrease - hyperinflation (goods>paper)


the invisible hand defines the rest.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:48 | 965014 LongShortSally
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I think it's all staged - like professional wrestling.  Dolts at CNBS probably think it makes for good TV.  Too bad "Fuzzy Cupid" isn't still alive - would've fit right into the panel and contributed the same level of insight.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:49 | 965016 buzzsaw99
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Another joo banker, what are the chances of that?

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:04 | 965061 topcallingtroll
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No way! Jooz arent into banking are they?

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:06 | 965065 buzzsaw99
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a joo banker on the jew news. what a snooze.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:52 | 965022 RemiG2010
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Well, that's the essence of CNBC. Pure comedy!

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 17:57 | 965041 equity_momo
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Did anyone catch Bob Pisanti saying "the world is a global place" later in the day.

CNBC is better than Comedy Central.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:01 | 965055 Rick64
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This is what happens when Santelli is thrown into the spin zone.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:14 | 965083 razorthin
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I'd like to physically kick the snot out of Lies-man personally, but I'd much rather see Santelli do it.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 21:54 | 965574 thedrickster
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Santelli is old skool CBOT, I think he would.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:16 | 965086 walküre
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Rick better learn German and quick.

Soon his broadcasts will be done from their floor.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:18 | 965090 slaughterer
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Santelli's voice sounds a little like David Lee Roth's.  And his attitude is just as cocky.   What Van Halen fan could not like Santelli?

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:24 | 965111 UpShotKnotHoleGrable
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it sure does.  nice pick up.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:22 | 965101 sbenard
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I never ceases to amaze me that these networks hire people as journalists who have NO expertise, experience, education, or knowledge in the fields that they supposedly report about. Steve Lies-man is a perfect example.

I would think that a network would want their journlist to have some knowledge or experience in business. Or at least a business degree and background education. But Steve Lies-man has none of the above, despite that Mark refers to him as "the ooooold professor". He's no professor. Lies-man has a degree in ENGLISH, for heaven sakes! Since when does a person with a degree in English report with any credibility on economics, business, or finance?

Many other so-called journalists aren't much better. Most of the guests on these shows knoiw more about business and finance than the full-time journalists and hosts of the network. There are exceptions, of course. Rick Santelli is an exception, because he has actually WORKED on the floor of the CME. But Steve Lies-man is NOT! He is worthless and credibility-poor because he has NO background in the field. He is there to peddle an AGENDA, not information.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 19:11 | 965208 stranglhold
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That's what i was thinking. For supposed experts there was not much expert discussion.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:36 | 965137 Fearless Rick
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Sorry to disagree with TD on this, but Roubini's, "Weather is the last refuge of scoundrels," was my favorite.

Watching that douche-bag Mishkin confirms my belief that the Fed is chock full of mindless gas-bags. No wonder the economy is in the shitter. With dolts like Mishkin around running policy, it's amazing we haven't been taken over by Cambodia or Yemen or some other third world country.

I guarantee here and now, should I ever encounter Rick Mishkin (he gives all Ricks a bad name) in person, I will punch that dumb MF right in the chops, and I hit pretty hard. What a complete dumbass.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:39 | 965147 Bam_Man
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Hard to believe this is what passes for "financial news" on television today. Someone of note (can't remember who) called television "a vast cultural wasteland" in 1960. I wonder what it would be called today.

IMHO, Rick "The Iceman" Mishkin should be given his own show. 

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 21:45 | 965547 Optimusprime
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I believe it was Newton Minow who characterized the offerings of network TV in the US as a "vast wasteland".  You're welcome.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:55 | 965179 c-rev with a twist
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How can anyone watch CNBC any more?  They have practically zero cred other than the fact that Santelli tries to vent once in a while.  Liesman is a fag.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 20:21 | 965362 Bay of Pigs
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Liesman is a loser and a coward. How people can even listen to him explains why the country is in such bad shape. He is a big fat lying douchebag.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 19:05 | 965194 slaughterer
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The Germans should implement "Tagesschau" brevity regulations for all reports concerning THEIR exchange in the future.  And kick out any and all non-serious TV business news reporter personalities...  "I want seriousness, earnestness, efficiency and factualness from CNBC from now on!"

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 19:05 | 965197 Brokenarrow
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Mishkin asked Liesman, "are you a girly man?"

that's a bitch with a dick! LOLO!

Liesman is trying to keep his job, just like Kernan sucked his way to prosperity. Hell, he married his producer at cnbc. He's a true punk ass bitch.

Maria Bartaromo's husband used to own Individual Investor, a penny stock pumo rag that was formerly called "The Penny Stock News" based out of DEnver, Co. The previous owners went to prison for doing the same crap cnbc does--pump stocks.

Have you watched Cramer lately? That fuck is a shameless, no heart, criminal that deserves to die.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 22:08 | 965598 fellatio is not...
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I thought I was the only one who remembered that Maria married the guy from II, you know she is now married to a guy who runs an ETF shop, I forget which one but it is a large one.  She just blows ceo's to be on her shows

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 19:11 | 965207 chump666
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ZH, you watching sovereign CDS spreads? 3wk in a row underperformed rest of the markets

BRICS spreads are widering now...we are going into yr start correction

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 19:14 | 965220 johngaltfla
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Absolutely classic. Thank you Rick.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 22:18 | 965630 fellatio is not...
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88 Lines About 44 Women  (sing along)
Deborah was a Catholic girl, she held out till the bitter end.

Carla was a differnet type, she's the was one who put it in.

Mary was a black girl and I was afraid of a girl like that.

Susan painted pictures sitting down like the Buddah sat.

Reno was an aimless girl, a geographic memory.

Cathy was a Jesus freak, she liked that kind of misery.

Vicky had a special way of turning sex into a song.

Camala who couldn't sing, kept the beat and kept it strong

Zilla was an archetype, the voodoo queen, the queen of rap.

Joan thought men were second best to masturbating in the bath.

Sheri was a feminist, she really had that gift of gab

Kathleen's point of view was this, "Take whatever you can grab.

Seattle was another girl who left her mark upon the map

Karen liked to tie me up and left me hanging by a strap.

Jeanie had this night club walk that made grown men feel underage.

Mary Ellen who had a son said, "I must go." but finally stayed.

Gloria, the last taboo was shattered by her tongue one night.

Meme brought the taboo back and held it up for the light.

Marilyn who knew no shame, was never ever satifisied.

Julie came and went so fast, she didn't even say goodbye.

Well, Rhonda had a house in Venice, lived on brown rice and cocaine.

Patty had a house in Houston, shot top syrup in her veins

Linda thought her life was empty, filled it up with alcohol

Catherine was much too pretty, she didn't do that shit at all. Uh uh, not Catherine.

Pauline thought love was simple, turn it on and turn it off.

Jean-Marie was complicated, like some French film maker's plot.

Jeanna was the perfect lady, always kept her stockings straight.

Jackie was a rich punk rocker, silver spoon and a paper plate.

Sarah was a modern dancer, lean pristine transparancy.

Janet wrote bad poetry, in a crazy kind of urgency.

Tonya, turkish, liked to fuck while wearing leather boots

Brenda's strange obession was for certain vegetables and fruit.

Rowena was an artist's daughter, the deeper image shook her up.

Dee Dee's mother left her father, took his money and his truck

Debby Ray had no such problems, perfect Norman Rockwell home.

Nina sixteen, had a baby, left her parents, lived alone.

Bobbie joined a new wave band and changed her name to Bobbie-Socks

Eloise who played guitar, she sang songs about whales and cops

Terry didn't give a shit, was just a nihilist.

Robin was much more my style, she wrote songs just like this.

Jezabel went forty days drinking nothing but Perrier.

Dinah drove her Chevorlet into the San Francisco Bay.

Judy came from Ohio, she's a Scientologist.

Amaranda, here's a kiss, I chose you to end this list.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 19:18 | 965225 slaughterer
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Tue, 02/15/2011 - 19:41 | 965276 mberry8870
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I don't think they like each other.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 20:10 | 965334 JR
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Some people enjoy this economic comedy based on its entertainment value. While the peasants were laboring in the fields, bringing home practically nothing for their families' sustenance, the king brought in the court jesters and everyone had a wonderful laugh.

This farce was set up by CNBC to be a yelling match.

It is a tragedy that these MSM economic free-for-alls amount to nothing but shouting and laughter, and are of absolutely no value. They have nothing to do with the subject. This is a television producers’ invention--select diametrically opposed spokesmen, throw out a complicated, controversial subject, use no moderator discipline and let them yell at each other, over talk each other, and insult and berate each other and Voila! the lower class audiences love it.

All the major networks use this Phil Donahue formula.  Bring on the wife and bring on the girlfriend and let them yell at each other while the audience laughs and cheers for its favorites: add a laugh track and you’ve got audience share.  And big money was made by all.

And it’s useless.  If you are interested in ideas and truth and a discussion of what is going on, you put someone on a microphone and he explains it, and he sinks or swims with what he says.  And then the other person talks.  And he makes his case with examples and solutions.  These yelling matches are to a discussion of economics the same as porn is to sex.  It’s obscene.

What this country needs is a real mainstream media, a media that doesn’t want to attack sovereign countries, a media that doesn’t want to take the money from the nation’s producers and give it to the non-producers, a media that doesn’t favor other nations over the United States, a media that doesn’t believe entertainment is more important than news.  It wants a media that tells the truth and is more interested in facts than propaganda and circuses and isn't a cover-up diversion for the power elite.

Just pick a newspaper in the United States that you would call mainstream truth.  How about a television station?  There aren’t any.   For years now, I have gotten my news by knowing WHO is talking and then deciding, based on who they are, how much I can believe of what they are giving me.  Up to now, there are very few from whom I can take most all of what they present as factual as they know it.

Thank goodness for Zero Hedge; it rolls the truth like a player piano; the notes are there for all who will listen. Take it or leave it.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 20:24 | 965369 Zero Govt
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"free-for-all" maybe but Santelli makes an honest and robust daily attack on the non-stop BS coming from the parasite machine. Without him we'd have Steve Liesmans droll establishment (bent) numbers painting an upbeat numerical lie of a real and worsening economic recession.

Even Roubini who'd I'd given up on recently as he looked to have gone back to cronism was punchy with some counter figures on Liesmans tired propaganda.

Agree with you entirely on the shit state of the mass media. Pitiful bunch of parasitical diseased dinosaurs well deserving of the coming economic asteroid attack mass extinction

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 23:24 | 965771 JR
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Excellent comment; I agree with your assessments of both Santelli and Roubini; my thoughts exactly.  I was so upset with the play, I just wanted to tee off on it. 

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 20:18 | 965353 Hulk
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They should have kept Liesman on "ask this old house" ...gluing pvc joints is about the extent of his capability...

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 20:26 | 965376 sbenard
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Lies-man and Saint-telli! LOL! The names say it all!

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 20:31 | 965386 Sizzurp
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The media is infested with statist dolts like Liesman.  What a big government hack this clown is.  He's just one of the very large reasons I never watch CNBC, and will never purchase their advertiser's products.  

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 20:41 | 965412 iota
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GTFO! When did Squawk Box get so fun?

I also think Rick Santelli needs to come in to the studio sometime.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 20:51 | 965434 co2010
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Tue, 02/15/2011 - 21:39 | 965531 patrickbateman0
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Santelli is Awesome.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 22:02 | 965588 Caveman93
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Rick needs to drop him "The People's Elbow"!

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 21:55 | 965575 ageofreason
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Trade of the day...


Steve Liesman for a sack of manure...even trade!

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 23:21 | 965767 Zero Govt
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short Liesman and go long the sack of manure

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 21:55 | 965577 glenlloyd
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I think I heard Liesman say something about not getting his danish this he needs another danish.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 00:21 | 965847 Temporalist
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Whoops should'a clicked the links in the post...


Mishkin is in here from that Iceland clip:

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 05:26 | 966074 goldenbuddha454
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Oh No!, Santelli didn't say "Steve you fight like a girl!" did he?  Nooooooo!  Tears are running down my face with laughter and I just spit coffee halfway across the room!!!!!  Santelli is the F-in best.

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