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SAT Verbal Comprehension Question Time

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A "folk heroish", conscientious, objective and honest jurist gone wild is to a bidetesqueTM, pandering, complicit and conflicted Wall Street sycophant, as Judge Jed Rakoff is to...

Jonathan Weil has the answer.

 

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Wed, 09/16/2009 - 23:49 | 72006 KeyserSöze
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Isn't personal liability part of Sarb-OX?  Remember that little Goldman pump...Enron? 

You know the one who used the same lobbyist that the Federal Reserve is now using to threaten...sorry I mean "persuade" our political leaders to see it the Federal Reserves way of total unconstitutional market manipulation and privacy?

 

 

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 12:02 | 72332 zarrmax
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In response to Roman Numeral IV... section three... part two of subset D...
of the question...the answer is...  4?

That's it..... no more....no more....I feel like I just gave birth

to an accountant.

 

My answer is any GS employee, I'll say Timmy boy.

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 15:46 | 72631 DrPsycho
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er...uh......Tom Cruise ?  

 

NO ?!!!!......damn

Wed, 09/16/2009 - 23:49 | 72007 lizzy36
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bidetesque- trademarked

j'adore.

 

Wed, 09/16/2009 - 23:56 | 72017 glenlloyd
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oui oui, tres bien!

Wed, 09/16/2009 - 23:56 | 72014 bchbum
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Henry Paulson?

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 00:01 | 72025 Anonymous
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aspirin OD?

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 00:01 | 72026 Anonymous
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Nano watching at it's best.

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 00:08 | 72029 Anonymous
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Didn't do well on the verbal, kept me out of grad school.

Fell into a swirling circular white hole trying to figure out 'bidetesque' (trademarked of course) and ended floating upside down in a tank full of putrified and turgid acronyms.

Are we now ready to equate BIDET == SEC in the latest algo?

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 00:08 | 72030 Careless Whisper
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Now I'm beginning to understand how the system works. The shareholders have to pay a $50 million fine because an accounting fraud was committed against them!? WTF. The SEC and our Federal Judges (except Rakoff) are there to serve and protect management and the Board of Directors.

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 08:21 | 72147 E pluribus unum
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You don't seem to have fully grasped accounting. Here's how it works. The "owners" of BAC (the taxpayers) pay a fine to the government (the taxpayers) which enables the Treasury (owned by the Wall Street gangsters) to lend more money to the banks through TARP. Voila - more free taxpayer money for the corrupt oligarchs

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 08:34 | 72156 BetterOffDead
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Totally agree.  I'm assuming the SEC's logic goes something like this: Punish the shareholders for electing a board of directors that isn't ensuring that there are the proper people and controls in place to prevent fraud.  We all know how democratic board elections are.  Bravo to Rakoff for trying to hold real people accontable, not just faceless "shareholders"

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 00:10 | 72031 Anonymous
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Ooh, analogies were my favorite part, though (as a certified SAT prep instructor) it is my duty to inform you that they no longer grace the SAT verbal section with their collective presence. Apparently a substantial amount of debate surfaced as to whether or not upper-middle class caucasian and asian children possessed superior reasoning skills as a result of their upbringings, thus producing a competitive advantage (that is still, strangely, evidenced by current analogy-free-test scores) relative to their less fortunate classmates. Enough bloviating, however; is the answer Ken Lewis and all those involved with the BoA/Merrill deal?

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 00:41 | 72041 Anonymous
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They are also discovering that smart kids are scoring better than dumb kids. This is obviously an unfair advantage, and they are working on a fix.

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 04:54 | 72098 Bolweevil
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I'm with Poindexter on this one.

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 00:30 | 72035 Anonymous
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the answer is that stupid wench running the sec - can't think of the whore's name at the moment

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 00:33 | 72039 D.O.D.
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Who is L. Ron Hubbard, Alex?

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 05:22 | 72102 Miles Kendig
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Keying error

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 01:48 | 72060 bchbum
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BTW, what ever happened to that 134 billion in treasuries found crossing from italy to switzerland?  I guess there are very few people in govt that actually give a shit.  Way to go Rakoff.

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 02:53 | 72078 Anonymous
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best explanation is that the 134b in bonds
was madoff moving money into israel and caymen
islands for the cia....something big is going
on - look for columbus day or 9/20 event...

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 08:24 | 72148 E pluribus unum
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Switzerland??????? Fuck!!!!!!!!! I told that dummy to deliver it to Goldman Sachs. Get me Geithner ASAP.

Ben Bernecke 

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 09:09 | 72183 zarrmax
Thu, 09/17/2009 - 17:39 | 72780 Anonymous
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that's what the newsfakers wanted you to think

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 02:32 | 72068 Anonymous
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SEC

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 02:50 | 72076 Hephasteus
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Rakoff-Madoff. Conicidence? I think not. Rakoff get's to pound BoFA and in exchange Madoff get's to pound Judge Judy and pee on her leg and tell her it's raining.

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 03:56 | 72088 5THTURNING
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OMG if that was your "test" question to post...you would only have "Taleb" and some other boring intellectuals posting. They would rearrange MV=PQ and then argue about it. Some other crazy economists would come on and scream about their favorite economist..Milton, Keynes or Mises...lot's of smarts but no "smart ass" so it would be boring:)

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 05:31 | 72105 Miles Kendig
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Himself

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 05:48 | 72109 Ned Zeppelin
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Kudos to Weil for this report.  The only way this case realistically settles before Rakoff is BofA offers up some of its own (at a very high level) with some sort of mea culpa-esque but still plausible story - incorporated into the settlement agreement in a manner that makes further investigation inevitable - involving threatening phone calls from a certain Henry Paulson and Ben Bernanke and they throw themselves at the court begging for mercy like the frightened little school girls they are (or soon will be, after the lawyers lay out their grim options.)  So it is possible for this chapter of the story to end, but Rakoff's questions ensure that the case will go on, leading to the heads of this conspiracy to commit securities fraud. 

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 06:01 | 72112 Anonymous
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You've not heard of Doo-Doo Process, now have you?

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 08:25 | 72150 Jim_Rockford
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I agree.  This is the third stellar article that Weil has written.  If ZH gives out awards to journalists, Weil should get one IMHO. I submit:

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601039&sid=a04oVutXQybk

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601039&sid=aDi3gjYfB0h0

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 08:26 | 72151 E pluribus unum
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He may be the last honest judge since John Sirica

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 08:41 | 72160 Commander Cody
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No wrongs committed - it was a typo, ergo, fire the admin assistant and proofreader.

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 08:44 | 72163 Rollerball
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Elly-May...r Clampett-Shapiro...ff?

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 09:38 | 72212 deadhead
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from the Weil article:

"His name is Robert Chatigny. On Aug. 4, he was assigned a settled complaint the SEC filed that day against General Electric Co. Under the deal, GE agreed to pay $50 million of its shareholders’ money to resolve the agency’s claims that it had committed accounting fraud. The SEC didn’t name any actual people as defendants. We don’t know if it ever will. Chatigny approved the agreement six days later, with no hearing and no questions asked. GE neither admitted nor denied the allegations. "

I'll be the first to admit that I have much more faith in the United States Judiciary than the other two combined.  That said, this is an example where a US District Court Judge has failed miserably.  No hearing? No questions?

Judge Chatigny....you gotta be phucking kiddin' me.

Also, a side note to President Obama: I like you okay?  You're pretty cool and all, ok? I gotta tell you though that Mary Schapiro at the SEC is really making you look like a schmuck.  Please get rid of her....now.  Like you said at Federal Hall this week, a new law isn't needed to do the right thing.  Please follow your own advice.

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 12:07 | 72407 Jim_Rockford
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Are you from the deep south?  Jimmy thinks you are undoubtedly a racist.

Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:26 | 72357 ShankyS
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Answer D: All the above.

Geitner, Summers, Paulson,

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