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Secret Iran Gold Holdings Leaked: Tehran Holds Same Amount Of Gold As United Kingdom, And Is Buying More

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Sun, 03/20/2011 - 20:48 | 1080055 traderjoe
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But, but you can't eat it... /s

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 21:05 | 1080117 zaknick
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China is helping Iran by duping the US into thinking they are strategic partners but buying them time to finish their nuclear weapons capability (yay! The END of the "unipolar world").


Saud knows the US is gunning for them as the plan includes regional Sunni v Shia mayhem so they HAVE PUBLICLY BROKEN WITH THE US!!!


Bandar Bush betrayed the holy of holies ( again, he defied them in the 80s and bought the denied nuclear capable long range missiles from china).
They are publicly defying one of the biggest US no-nos in the region: cooperating proactively on an overland, pipeline (through Myanmar) for ME oil! In exchange, Saud get nukes!

You are fucked, you Zionist lackeys

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 21:10 | 1080132 zaknick
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Ever since the new year when we got this new Durden clone and he dumbed down the conversation, I've had more and more time to do my own research.


Sun, 03/20/2011 - 21:16 | 1080160 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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Sun, 03/20/2011 - 22:31 | 1080395 Michael
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My friend Debi and I have concluded Tyler Durden is many more than one person. Only Super Man can do what Zero Hedge does if a single person.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 22:42 | 1080434 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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No doubt. You have to admit there have been different teams up at bat here. Remember back in the Blogspot days it was a completely different group.

Unlimited resources.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 22:59 | 1080472 Michael
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As long as the Durden group keep it in the family of trusted friends on a highly scrutinized basis, the ZH site will thrive.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 23:19 | 1080499 CD
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This is mere pointless speculation, but fun nevertheless:

"Ground Zero Strategic Commodities plans to begin trading in the first quarter of next year, according to Bloomberg News. The hedge fund is based in Zug, Switzerland, not Lower Manhattan, but a connection with New York is likely to linger." 8/19/09





Compare with current article, and ZH policy on 'conflict of interest':


"You should assume that at all times we are so totally just talking our book it would shock and awe you like the unexpected, early-morning arrival of a cluster of BGM-109C Tomahawks (were you a believer in the importance of "optics" that is).


If we make a off-hand remark about New Zealand sheep herders it's because we are long New Zealand West Island Cold Kut (NZ-WICK) Wool futures and Kiwi brand Condoms ("For it's pleasure").  If we are joking around about Cliff Asness, it's because we have developed a synthetic short of ARQ.  If we jest about Joe Sixpack, it's because we are trying to hype our cheap-American-beer holdings so we can exit quickly.  Basically, we are telling you about a position we believe in strongly enough to invest in."


As a bit of fun ZH trivia: 38% of US citizens fail citizenship test -- check out question #3:


"The Federalist Papers supported the passage of the U.S. Constitution.


Name one of the writers."



Then read the ZH manifesto:


"though often maligned (typically by those frustrated by an inability to engage in ad hominem attacks) anonymous speech has a long and storied history in the united states. used by the likes of mark twain (aka samuel langhorne clemens) to criticize common ignorance, and perhaps most famously by alexander hamilton, james madison and john jay (aka publius) to write the federalist papers, we think ourselves in good company in using one or another nom de plume."

Whoever and wherever TD's are, their continued contributions remain very welcome.


Sun, 03/20/2011 - 23:19 | 1080510 Michael
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And that is a bad position to have because?

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 23:33 | 1080533 CD
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If I had objection to or beef with the position, I wouldn't be here, would I?

A unique and quite laudable experiment, that potentially benefits at least hundreds of thousands of people (possibly millions, depending on measurement/estimate used) directly -- and their families/networks indirectly.

I hope to witness a further unfolding of this potential, and to help in any way I can.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 23:23 | 1080515 dark pools of soros
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twas outsourced...  TD is shooting craps in vegas from the Cramer ad money

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 23:42 | 1080559 Dr. Porkchop
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Are you implying that Bruce Wayne and the Batman are two different people?

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 06:35 | 1080987 Yen Cross
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LMAO good work. hope the feed is working.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 23:56 | 1080585 AVP
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3/20/11 and you and Debi have just concluded...really! Do you always join blogs without

knowing what your joining? Here this should help...


Your welcome...

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 22:30 | 1080393 Sophist Economicus
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Wow, and all this from your living room!   Gotta get me one of them there hi-speed connections

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 00:44 | 1080684 Barmaher
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Tyler Durden posts have a distinctive style.  If you can't reconize the continuity of that style then it is you who are dumb.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 12:39 | 1082074 Newsboy
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I hope I am not the only one who has noticed the massive ramp-up of ZH information crunching in the past year. It is astounding. This takes big bucks to consistently beat Google news to every single story, whether by minutes, hours or days. This is a big deal.

I salute all who share the name of TYLER DURDEN (may your tribe increase).

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 23:35 | 1080530 Xkwisetly Paneful
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No, no mania going on here with the caveman now chasing.

If this doesn't tell one they are on the wrong side nothing ever will.


Sun, 03/20/2011 - 20:48 | 1080057 Muir
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Who would have thunk it?

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 21:05 | 1080115 duncecap rack
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If you don't get more support for those things you'll be wearing them aroud your knees soon.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 22:17 | 1080360 nmewn
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I'm still buying those dips...both of them ;-)

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 21:23 | 1080189 Nobody special
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Who even understands it?  What's with the commodity purchases?  /sarc

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 22:12 | 1080349 zaphod
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Any comparisons to the dumba** country that thought it was a good idea sell most of their gold holdings 10 years ago at $300/oz, and then brag about it, is sort of meaningless IMHO.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 06:36 | 1080988 Yen Cross
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Sun, 03/20/2011 - 20:47 | 1080058 MelvilleSaysNo
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But we've got a printing press.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 21:02 | 1080110 Missing_Link
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...  And Iran's gold, once we invade, which will surely be quite soon.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 21:15 | 1080155 Careless Whisper
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Vamos partido!!! Eu posso dançar a lambada na praia no Rio de Janeiro.



Sun, 03/20/2011 - 21:44 | 1080261 Oracle of Kypseli
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Brings to mind gota fria. Not to be missed


Great bodies.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 22:08 | 1080336 Careless Whisper
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awesome bods indeed. looks like we have a potential vacation spot for the next nuke melt down or bombing or financial crisis.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 22:51 | 1080425 Michael
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Yes, but after they've finished fucking, can they go out and make a decent buck with their marketable skills on a long term basis? Something I've pondered from time to time.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 23:05 | 1080485 MsCreant
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Sun, 03/20/2011 - 23:55 | 1080588 RockyRacoon
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Perhaps their "marketable skills" range to marrying a guy like Michael.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 04:51 | 1080920 Lord Koos
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I don't think he could afford it.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 06:39 | 1080993 Yen Cross
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Ahh shucks. the coon patrol?

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 06:37 | 1080992 Yen Cross
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Only for you Sweetie!

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 00:49 | 1080701 jomama
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nice shameless plug of your youtube account.  

sweet verbatim post on that vid, too.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 02:57 | 1080860 Vlad Tepid
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LOL. Michael is such a tool. He reminds me of the weirdos who hung around the nerds in high school trying to fit in, while not being quite cool enough for the nerds, so he just kept running his mouth hoping something would stick...the verbatim post totally stuck. We love you Michael.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 21:23 | 1080196 zaknick
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In the immortal words of your drug trafficking, genocidal petty thug president:

Bring it on!


And you shouldn't be cheering either stooopid, civilians in the US will be screwed with 10 dollar gas or no gas with the Strait of Hormuz closed because of all the sunken obsolete aircraft carriers.

Don't remember that incident in 2009 when the Chinese sub popped up next the aircraft carrier having gone through like 20 frigates, 10 destroyed, subs etc


Sun, 03/20/2011 - 21:30 | 1080215 Crisismode
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20 Frigates,


Of which 10 were destroyed?


And submarine sandwiches?


Where are we going with this now??

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 21:57 | 1080301 pan-the-ist
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Mutter the word "Iran" and our resident israeli sock puppet shows up.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 22:52 | 1080453 zaknick
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Sarah "I'm just a hillbilly redneck like you" Palin, while wearing a star of david in israhole says China is preparing for war:


you betcha!

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 23:22 | 1080509 Tail Dogging The Wag
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Sarah Palin... I hear her laptop has many red buttons n keys. One for each country. Who ya gonna bomb next? She can see Russia, China, the Korean Peninsula, and Iran from her house.

Obviously she's in Israel to raise funds. Wearing the star of David? mmm she would wear the Swastika if it would get her more funds for her campaign. The new POTUS.


Sun, 03/20/2011 - 23:24 | 1080514 robertocarlos
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She's short...and stupid.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 23:30 | 1080526 Creed
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So many afraid of Sarah Palin, so little time...ahhhhh

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 00:00 | 1080594 RockyRacoon
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There is a difference between fear and loathing.  I've never entertained the thought of leaving the U. S., but I'd reconsider under her leadership.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 02:15 | 1080826 Things that go bump
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The thought of that does give one pause, doesn't it?

Wed, 05/11/2011 - 01:15 | 1261892 JB
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i think it would behoove one to look into the occult symbolism associated with the "star of david."

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 00:44 | 1080693 caconhma
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Trust me, American people will not buy this Jewish-Zionist shit for ever.

When it will be over, there will be no place for you-alike to run.

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 21:07 | 1080124 Yield2Greatness
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We'll just buy it from them.  Stupid Iranians...

Sun, 03/20/2011 - 20:49 | 1080059 jesse livermoore
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if its good enough for iran its good enough for me....

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