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Go ahead and double that for all the overtime work.
ha. your forgot your 20% tip for good service.
lol
excacting fat from squids since 1913, ~ priceless
Hope you keep this in your AR file and recirculate it 90 days past due
if Kotz is slow to pay his committments.
Speaking of Accounts Recievable. Does anyone find it disturbing that cities get police and jails to ensure accounts recievable and governments get navy seals and armies while small businesses just get the "good will" of the people.
"Dodd’s measure said. It would also establish a telephone hotline for SEC staff to make confidential complaints to the inspector general."
This would require the installation of a new call center and data warehouse... staffed by fugitives from the squid.
Does whoever turned in Senator Dodd for the sweetheart mortgage loan from Countrywide and the below market buyout of his investment partner's interest in a house in Ireland qualify for a retroactive whistleblower payment?
This is only funny if you actually send out the invoice and get payment. :)
Marla, why do you put a price tag on Goldman Sachs. Dont you feel like Judas betraying Jesus. THEY ARE DOING GODS WORK.
Change the bill to 30 oz of Silver & you are good.
Cheeky,
the fairy tale from the fisherman and his wife seems a more appropriate metaphor:
The fisherman and his wife are living in a sh*thole.
One day the fisherman catches a speaking fish who asks to be set free. The fish promises to fulfill wishes for the fisherman.
At home the fisherman tells his wife what happened. His wife wants him to ask the fish to give them a nice house. The fish gives them the house.
The wife wants more and more and gets it until she wants to be god.
After asking the fish for that there is a big thunderstorm and both are back in the sh*thole.
In low-German: http://www.gsgoehl.de/maer_fischer.htm
thank you for enclosing your remittance in redeemable gold dollars.
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The tradition of making exclusive soap
Soap was discovered when an ancient culture found out that their clothes were cleaner if they washed them at a specific point in the river. On a hill above that spot, the same people burned human sacrifices. The melted fat of the sacrifices mixed with lye that was formed from a solution of rain water and wood ash from the pyres. The combination created a thick discharge that made its way down the river in the form of soap.
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Can the recipients get their reward in Euros?
Or Gold?
AND BTW DJ equipment should be a deductible
Absolutely beautiful, Marla!
A 457 page report on SEC failure to dispatch Madoff?
$50,000 bounty for ratting out the internal enemy?
Minimal (abysmal) tangible results in prosecuting anything at all. This institution should officially be relegated to nothing more than the paper shufflers they are.
You want results in law enforcement? Outsource it to private contractors. This could be a good line of business for Xe Services LLC.
John Winfield <-> Goldspring, Inc. <-> Merriman, Curhan, Ford
Could be another $50k for ya!
More to come.
ah, i don't mean to be nasty, but i don't think you all should get any over time pay....i mean...let's be honest, we all took about ten minutes to figure out about half these things. Less in some cases.
I mean, I'll give it to you on reading all the REIT filings, but come on, flash front running?!!! and gold manipulation????
You want extra, overtime money for that???? Yeah, I know that the SEC couldn't see it, but......well.......
There should be included a Commission on top of the $50K awarded for any disclosure proven to be correct. I'm sure a formula can be created that adds, for example, let's say 10% of any Fines, Recoveries, Saving of any ongoing robbery in progress, etc...I think this post gives the intention, a rough draft proposal, others can fine tune it...but it definitely should have Bonus Award, like a "Finders Fee" Percentage.
tsk tsk tsk Marla
I see goldman on the list for multiple offenses. While they have mulitple infractions the SEC sees this as one case. You have invoiced and submitted this via e-"mail" and I belive this constitues mail fraud.
Of course I can get you out of this mess and all I ask for is a date....please.... pretty please.....I'll buy you a cupcake....:)
You mean wire fraud?
email fraud. i think it was part of the flag whitehouse dot gov dot rahm thing.
I think he meant "male" fraud.
I don't care what kind of fraud it is so long as my inept, flacid and idiotic attempts of blackmail get me a date....:)
Marla doesn't go on dates. She takes hostages.
Damn, here comes those lagging indicators again!
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_01/shark0201_800x542.jpg
Note to Mr. Klutz at the Security Sex Change Copulation:
Your $50K reward has 12% less motivating power than it did at the beginning of the year. You may need to index your reward valuation to the EUR/USD or perhaps to (gasp) the value of gold in order to maintain interest in bean spilling.
You definitely deserve the loot but infortunately the $50,000 only goes to SEC employees who snitch on each other. Nothing for tips leading to the conviction of any of those honorable entities you mentioned.
i emailed the SEC in june about morgan stanley repackaging crap loans and getting AAA ratingson them to re-sell.
they replied in early september
assholes. how the fuck are they going to reward themselves with my money for doing their job?
Ask them to pay you in (physical) Gold instead of dollars - lol!
PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe some philanthropic group that cares about the US constitution will award $50,000 for all who snitch on elected officials who do not act on behalf of their constituents so that we could all be rewarded with a few million for our trouble, while at the same time, getting rid of the thieves running our country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The problem with this is that there is not enough $$$$$$$ in the world to compensate the millions who would rat these bastards out.
You said it Bubby BankenStein!!!!!
Ohhhh, I get it... pay them [SEC] extra to actually do their job... Brilliant!
Dear Ms. Singer:
I'm sorry to inform your silly tin foil thonged ass that I was first to blow in that little phuckwad Ken Lewis.
With worst regards to you and zeroid hedge,
Rahm
PS. wait til you see the pics I've got coming out on Ron Paul and Bernie Sanders....
You don't get if you don't ask.
I think I see how this X-prize will go:
SEC: We will award $50k for actionable tips from SEC staffers.
Ken Lewis: I will give SEC staffers 100k to get off "me arse".
Citi: I will give SEC staffers 250k created from thin air to leave me alone.
Goldman: I will give you $500k to make Citi and BofA go away.
Checkmate.
Pay them in AIG stock.
Look at this crazy russian, snitching on corruption for free... No wonder America is the most dominant force in the Universe....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPkyxzbfPiM
Perot systems 50,000 dollars. Dude I hear they are getting a Dell.
LOL
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