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Senator Dodd To Hold 2:00 PM Conference In Hartford On "Personal Health Issue"

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Developing story: Presumably the Senator's health has nothing to do with his preferential mortgage treatment by Countrywide Financial. Hartford Courant newspaper says Sen. Dodd diagnosed with early stage prostate cancer.




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Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:23 | Link to Comment insite
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i bet barney frank is the guy who found the tumor.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:28 | Link to Comment djchill2
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LOL! nice...

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:31 | Link to Comment Soldier of Fortune
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LMFAO!

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 13:39 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .... you just made my day ..... LMFAO

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 13:52 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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who ever flagged all the posts under this article as junk, i want him to know that i have a big FUCK YOU he can collect ..

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 13:06 | Link to Comment Will Profit
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lol, word is that he will formally annouce that his political career was found dead at home this morning. Apparently, Barney Frank discovered the decomposing carcass and tried to resucitate it by...

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:23 | Link to Comment D.O.D.
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Agreed, I'm sure this has nothing to do with an inevitable investigation, looks like Schiff is a shoe-in...

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 13:41 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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Schiff will win no matter what ... i talk regularly with my friends from CT and they are sick and tired of Dodd, Schiff is in definitely ...

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:22 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 17:59 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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gladly, but the US law forbids me to

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:18 | Link to Comment EQ
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I'm doubtful but hope Schiff buries his ass.

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 03:55 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:26 | Link to Comment djchill2
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Not to be an insensitive prick....but....paging Peter Schiff....paging Peter Schiff

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:27 | Link to Comment Jim_Rockford
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Hope he get's the VIP treatment he has become accustomed to.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:30 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:29 | Link to Comment DebtorShredder
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Now, let's see how he votes on Healthcare reform.

 

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:29 | Link to Comment Hondo
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Do we really need to now this crap unless he is going to step down from his position of screwing the taxpayer TODAY!

I mean give me a break.....who do these people think they are and that we care about their health....the sooner they go more more time we have.

 

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:29 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
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Dodd has outstanding word-class health care and insurance...many of the rest of us...not so much.  A teachable moment?

 

Pete

 

 

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:30 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:50 | Link to Comment Jim_Rockford
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And while you're at it, add 5 PSI to your tire pressure.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:41 | Link to Comment bpj
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"The instrument has not been invented yet that can measure my indifference" Hawkeye Pierce 

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 13:27 | Link to Comment Charles Wilson
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Wow! "Weasels ripped my flesh".  Nice Pic.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:25 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:58 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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Too bad he never investigated the DNDN scandal...

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 12:57 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 07/31/2009 - 13:07 | Link to Comment novanglus
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Jodi Rell (Republican).

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 13:11 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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He won't step down.  Isn't his buddy Kennedy still in office?

 

The CT Gov is a moderate "Republican" (McCain-type).  Coincidentally, she came back from a cancer diagnosis.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 13:04 | Link to Comment Danz Gambit
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hope he doesn't die before the economy falls off the cliff

he needs to see what damage he helped cause

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 13:07 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 13:08 | Link to Comment deadhead
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cnbc dot com headline: "Sen. Dodd Has Prostate Cander (stories developing)"

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 13:09 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 07/31/2009 - 13:44 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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shove your politically correct view on the world where the sun doesn't shine ...

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:01 | Link to Comment Will Profit
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Ahhhh, Senator Kent Conrad, welcome to Zero Intelligence!

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:27 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:30 | Link to Comment Votewithabullet
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aww, dennis did the whiddle baby lose his crackberry and make the whiddle baby cry? Seriously appropo the Ass munch got Ass cancer...thank you heysuss

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 13:13 | Link to Comment Pickdog
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Though my karma is going to take a hit. I hope he has issues during surgery and dies a long and painful death. May Dodd rot in hell!!

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 13:21 | Link to Comment Fish Gone Bad
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Men can live with prostate cancer for a very long time.  For anyone who cares: your risk is pretty much your age, so a 75 year old has a 75% chance of having prostate cancer.

Sooooooo... on a long enough time line, all men get prostate cancer. Now we all have something else to look forward to.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:57 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 07/31/2009 - 13:45 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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LOL

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 13:47 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:10 | Link to Comment Will Profit
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My comments on this post have been rated as junk. Does that mean I can repackage this shit and resubmit it with +AAA rating?

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:17 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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deffo ... just get someone from GS to underwrite and repackages all this shit and call it some fancy name like JCBS ( Junk Crap Backed Securities )

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:31 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:12 | Link to Comment Ruth
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My father had early stage prostate cancer and had the surgeon that wrote the instruction manual for the robotic arm that did the surgery, no human hand touched my father, and it went extremely well, so if anyone's interested, come to Tampa Bay, FL and I will get you more details if interested.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:19 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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I'm glad your dad got better, but i really really hope all the robots rebel and deny performing the surgery on this guy, or that the doctor who does the procedure has some grudge with Dodd and makes an " unintentional mistake "

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:22 | Link to Comment ewmayer
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(Sowwy, whiwe weading this mowning's financiaw headwines, somehow my speech swipped into Bawney-Fwank-ish wascawwy-wabbit mode ... pwease excuse the wesuwting wisping)

 

If Senatow Dodd's pwostate twuwy is swowwen and painfuw as a wesuwt of his medicaw condition, then pewhaps what Uncaw Bennie said about it being "a wiquidity cwisis" (as opposed to one of sowvency) is twue, at weast fow the Senatow.

 

Appawentwy being a "fwiend of Angewo" is no cuwe-aww, it mewewy hewps on the bawgain-pwiced-mowtgage and fake-tan fwont.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:33 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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hilarious

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:01 | Link to Comment Will Profit
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 ewmayer,

          Freakin' genius!

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:34 | Link to Comment Steak
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I'm all for wishing slimeballs are shamed, embarrased, disgraced, publicly flogged and fully exposed for their illicit deeds.  But I think its going too far to wish death upon these folks. 

Didn't any of y'all see 300?  In a society bound by honor and glory the greatest insult to hurl at someone was to wish them eternal life.  I would say that applies here.  I sincerely hope these banksters and their scummy enablers live long enough to see the damage they've wrought.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:52 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:52 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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This is a natural consequence of being a government sock puppet of Goldman Sachs. You see, when GS puts their hand up there so much to move his mouth...

Sun, 08/02/2009 - 04:27 | Link to Comment Apocalypse Now
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Funniest Post

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:57 | Link to Comment gookempucky
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God I love this board---what a howl

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:03 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:22 | Link to Comment Pizza Delivery Man
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Senator Dodd is a cancer to society

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:24 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sat, 08/01/2009 - 10:53 | Link to Comment Sqworl
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I strongly suggest that he report to the Vet hospital for treatment.  He served our nation and deserves the same treatment our hero's receive.  The cancer survior rate at VA is ZERO.  http://www.vawatchdog.org/09/nf09/nfjun09/nf062109-1.htm

Sun, 08/02/2009 - 04:47 | Link to Comment Apocalypse Now
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We knew he was Pro-State.

 

For those well wishers out there, fear not, the latest health care bill ACTUALLY EXCLUDES representatives and the administration from being forced to take the public healthcare plan they submitted for the public at large.  If his case is terminal he will not be visitetd by the ACTUAL DEATH COMMITTEE in the public health plan to discuss how he is too old to receive expensive treatments because the health care bill ACTUALLY EXCLUDES representatives and the administration.  His recovery will most likely be a Doddle.

 

My only hope for him is that facing his own mortality, he considers his life in retrospect and instead of rationalizing his compromised integrity, he decides to help reform the tentacled system he helped create.  Now he has nothing to lose but his soul.

Sun, 08/02/2009 - 15:18 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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Democrats Protect Themselves, Not the Public from Government-Run Plan

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