Senators Warn China That Escalations In South China Seas Threaten US "National Interests", China Likely To Retaliate

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Tue, 07/19/2011 - 10:21 | 1469955 bigdumbnugly
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the worse it is at home the further away they'd like you to look.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 10:24 | 1469968 bigdumbnugly
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and if 1/2 way around the globe isn't far enough - the Man in the Moon is next in line to be the reciprient of some bad press.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 10:34 | 1470005 Cognitive Dissonance
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Stand by for false flag alien invasion in 3.......2.......1.....

Action!

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 10:48 | 1470115 Mad Cow
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Not till after WWIII.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 10:48 | 1470116 Dantzler
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This would be a ridiculous notion, CD!

Wait a minute...

[pulls out dusty old copy of The Report from Iron Mountain]

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 11:00 | 1470185 Cognitive Dissonance
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I keep an electronic copy that never gets dusty. My back up paper copy is stored in Iron Mountain.

http://www.teachpeace.com/Report_from_Iron_Mountain.pdf

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:21 | 1470611 eureka
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This Iron Mt report is a pile of old garbage. Nothing but a poor attempt to "philosophically" justify continued expansion of the US Military-Indutrial complex.

If "you gotta love war" then obviously you also "gotta love TBTF bail-out recipients. The US "intellect" itself has always been fase, pseudo-intellect - making up crap to cover for its moronic, rudimentary "human" character, which, if it is as un-improveable as Iron Mt report claims - i.e. it cannot devise any alternative structuring principle to organized mass violence - in my estimation deserves the physical self-destruction attained by its own mediocrity. 

Goodbye USA.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 10:50 | 1470121 redpill
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I'm sure we haven't seen the most ridiculous wag the dog scheme yet.  I'm sure they'd like nothing more than a new cold war with China to justify more power grabs, but I don't think anyone is going to buy it at this point.  It has be more creative than that.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 10:55 | 1470139 Cognitive Dissonance
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It has be more creative than that.

Stand by for false flag alien invasion in 3.......2.......1....

Action! 

Why waste 50 years of movie and television predictive programming by not serving up what we have all been primed to accept is inevitable? One of the wonderful side benefits of the movies and TV, aside from manufacturing consumers, is the predictive programing it provides. Want to make something plausible? Make a movie or TV show about it.

Brilliant! The CIA was on this back in the early 50's and they have never stopped.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 10:57 | 1470164 Mad Cow
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The global psyche needs to be softened up before they accept that big show.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 11:05 | 1470217 Cognitive Dissonance
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OK, have it your way.

But immediately after WW3 I expect massive star ships in the sky and ugly aliens raping the male Congressional representatives and senators.

Deal?

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 11:29 | 1470244 Mad Cow
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Deal! But be sure you're close enough to a cell tower so you can hear the audio.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 11:12 | 1470260 bigdumbnugly
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that would be OK with me at least.  But can i have the female reps and senators then?

Wait, wait, waaaaait a minute here...  Cancel that.  You almost had me baited into one of those "careful what you wish for" scenarios.

So are you then insinuating the aliens wouldn't touch the females there either?

 

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 11:25 | 1470311 Cognitive Dissonance
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Hold on a second. I need to consult the triple top secret false flag script. Let's see.

Aliens raping male Congressional pukes. check

Massive star ships in the sky. check

Ummmm, nothing here about female Congressional pukes one way or another. I need to call the script writing boys and tell them to tighten things up a bit more. Thanks for a great catch.

You know, you look like you might have star potential bigdumbnugly. Interested in a walk on? Call me baby. 

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 11:27 | 1470327 bigdumbnugly
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my people will be contacting your people shortly.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 11:52 | 1470464 Bastiat
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Does this imply that Barney is an alien?

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:22 | 1470614 hedgeless_horseman
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From Planet Klendathu...Barney Frank is...

 is

 

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:29 | 1470643 Max Hunter
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OUCH !!

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:44 | 1470688 cosmictrainwreck
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now, that is reeaallly, truly gross....

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:47 | 1470700 cougar_w
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I'm confused. This appears vaguely human but I cannot place it. Is that the top or the bottom or has someone been turned inside out? Exactly what is that?

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:53 | 1470742 HungrySeagull
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It appears to be someone bent over facing away from you.

It is truly disgusting.

I'll Echo the question... what IS that?

Never MIND!

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:56 | 1470756 Manthong
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Joy Behar before the liposuction.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 13:04 | 1470789 Bastiat
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I am so sorry that I asked that question . . .

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 15:43 | 1471569 Peter_Griffin
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That may be the grossest thing I have ever seen.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 11:25 | 1470322 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Nancy Pelosi is all yours but you will have to blow away the cobwebs first!:)

 

Tuco

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 11:34 | 1470356 Uncle Remus
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That took care of the fish taco idea for lunch...

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:17 | 1470599 chumbawamba
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Indeed.  That's a red snapper that washed up onto the shore and has been festering for a long time.

- Chumblez.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 11:48 | 1470440 MayIMommaDogFac...
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and ugly aliens raping the male Congressional representatives and senators

If this could be guaranteed, then I would simply be forced to graciously welcome our new Alien Overlords.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:04 | 1470536 Cognitive Dissonance
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So I'm assuming this is your one and only demand during surrender negotiations? They were gonna do it anyway. Think bigger. :)

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 11:06 | 1470231 chumbawamba
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Hold on, I just thought of something: what do you suppose they're using porn to program us for?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......

- Chumblez.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 11:11 | 1470255 Cognitive Dissonance
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Thanks for the wonderfully deep belly laugh on that one. And the reminder of my very sore ass. Eyes tearing up and everything.

You'd better leave now Chumba while you're way ahead. :>)

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 22:13 | 1472687 StychoKiller
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Hentai!  Those alien tentacles swing both ways, you lucky Humans, you!  :>D

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 18:11 | 1472109 mkkby
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There's no need to go all out like that until millions are actually starving.  The election season starts in a few months.  All the sheeple need for distraction is a rerun of the guns, gays and god debate.  That's guaranteed to whip them into a frenzy, where they'll be glued to the TV.  An occasional reference to Iran when the attention span wanes (Pavlov's bell).

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:37 | 1470663 caconhma
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It appears that China might deploy & place on a strategic alert additional 20 MERV with 10 1MT-nuclear payloads each targeting additional US cities.

Thank you Zionist Rothschild agents (a.k.a. members of the US Congress) for gravely endangering America and its people. Looks like cowards, imbeciles, and traitors are running our country.

PS

After all, brainwashed iPad-crazy America deserves this shit.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 10:27 | 1469986 Ag Tex
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Exactly!  Watch the other hand when you hear the saber rattling.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 10:37 | 1470048 cocoablini
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Isn't this super awesome? That the mistrust of government is so high that the initial reaction from everyone is government conspiracy to distract voters from a deflating economy, heist by bank fraud and high CPI in essential goods. The US has been poking around, seeing which war the voters are interested in. Israel versus Iran on the Al Jazeera network or China versus US on Fox News. Pissing off the Chinese using Dali Lama. Shit talking about water passage rights. Israel threatening Iran over basically nothing... The only way out of a depression is to create a destructive event- see world war 1,2, Civil War, rome versus Huns. You name it. Its coming

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 11:02 | 1470202 PaperBugsBurn
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Isntreal v Iran and us v china is same thing: western banksters seeking to control china via oil. Gold standard or SDR fookery depend on this, IMO

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 10:38 | 1470053 cocoablini
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Isn't this super awesome? That the mistrust of government is so high that the initial reaction from everyone is government conspiracy to distract voters from a deflating economy, heist by bank fraud and high CPI in essential goods. The US has been poking around, seeing which war the voters are interested in. Israel versus Iran on the Al Jazeera network or China versus US on Fox News. Pissing off the Chinese using Dali Lama. Shit talking about water passage rights. Israel threatening Iran over basically nothing... The only way out of a depression is to create a destructive event- see world war 1,2, Civil War, rome versus Huns. You name it. Its coming

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 10:38 | 1470054 cocoablini
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Isn't this super awesome? That the mistrust of government is so high that the initial reaction from everyone is government conspiracy to distract voters from a deflating economy, heist by bank fraud and high CPI in essential goods. The US has been poking around, seeing which war the voters are interested in. Israel versus Iran on the Al Jazeera network or China versus US on Fox News. Pissing off the Chinese using Dali Lama. Shit talking about water passage rights. Israel threatening Iran over basically nothing... The only way out of a depression is to create a destructive event- see world war 1,2, Civil War, rome versus Huns. You name it. Its coming

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 10:37 | 1470041 tarsubil
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I think the next move is clear. If China does not desist, we will have no other option but to invade Germany.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 10:53 | 1470138 PY-129-20
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Invade us? Why? :)

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 11:40 | 1470392 cosmictrainwreck
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warm-ups; "just business - don't take it personal"

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:03 | 1470526 Sudden Debt
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The Americans want to learn how to build real cars like Audi, BMW, Mercedes...

but they want to build them with plastic components.

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!

 

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:42 | 1470678 FeralSerf
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They got their chance with Chrysler.  Cost MBz a pretty penny, it did!

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:17 | 1470603 PY-129-20
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That would be so nice of ya! :) Wohoo!

As long as you don't switch off the lights on your highways at night. Now that would be scary...

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 22:16 | 1472690 StychoKiller
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Yeah?  You and who's Government?

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 12:50 | 1470726 cougar_w
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No no, it's invade Canada.

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 10:22 | 1469959 Whizbang
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Fuck China

Tue, 07/19/2011 - 10:32 | 1470014 Clueless Economist
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Time to bomb those GODLESS heathens back to the stone age

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