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Senior NOAA Scientist Admits He Lied That Gulf Spill Oil Is Gone, Puts Administration's Spill-Disclosure "Credibility" In Question

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Thu, 08/19/2010 - 17:45 | 531481 spekulatn
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Bush's fault, bitchez.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 17:54 | 531499 bob_dabolina
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The first Bush bitchez

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 17:59 | 531513 Ragnarok
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Personally I blame mother nature for being so selfish as not to provide ample supply of whales for oil harvesting and making their oil burn dirty.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 21:23 | 531857 Mad Max
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Nuke the whales!

Fri, 08/20/2010 - 02:30 | 532232 Fish Gone Bad
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Nuclear whales would provide almost endless energy.

Fri, 08/20/2010 - 10:28 | 532741 Mad Max
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What if we send the whales through an intrinsic field subtractor?

Fri, 08/20/2010 - 09:18 | 532510 Kobe Beef
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insert maniacal laughter here

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 23:02 | 532046 hangemhigh
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" Personally I blame mother nature for being so selfish as not to provide ample supply of whales for oil harvesting and making their oil burn dirty."

CWOB.....clean whale oil bitches!!!!!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 18:45 | 531610 VegasBD
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Prescott Bush's fault bitchez

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 19:09 | 531656 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Railroads, bitchez!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 20:18 | 531747 kathy.chamberli...
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Senior NOAA Scientist Admits He Lied

pulled a pinocchio†

The name Pinocchio is a Tuscan word meaning "pine nut"

i can loving be called, your little pine nut.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 21:56 | 531917 New_Meat
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they're kinda' small, n'est ce pas?

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 22:12 | 531970 kathy.chamberli...
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my small nips!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 20:19 | 531755 Crummy
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Tinfoil Hatz, Bitchez!



Thu, 08/19/2010 - 22:52 | 532047 jeff montanye
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james watt, bitchez

Fri, 08/20/2010 - 01:02 | 532176 StychoKiller
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Ya mean Moses' "burning bush?"

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 18:17 | 531557 nmewn
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I thought Barry sent SWAT Teams armed with REALLY big sponges...what happened?...LOL.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 18:50 | 531609 Tarheel
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To the moron posting above, they cant blame Bush for something that happened this year and was a result of the obamanation administration.

IF it ever had any credibility, it sure is gone now. I'm not sure anyone outside MSNBC and Hollywood still believe in the Annointed One.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 19:46 | 531704 truont
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To the moron posting above, they cant blame Bush for something that happened this year


Here, maybe this will help:


Thu, 08/19/2010 - 23:37 | 532096 snowball777
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Fucktard, who was president when they bluffed through the inspections on that Macondo well?

Hint: if he made a movie with his dad, they could call it the Wimpy and Chimpy Hour.


Fri, 08/20/2010 - 10:08 | 532662 Jim in MN
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Calling a foul here.

Ronnie had the chimp.  Look it up.  Was he a wimp?  Kinda.  But still, watch it with the historical chimp references.  Some of us care about these things.

Fri, 08/20/2010 - 01:14 | 532183 PiratePiggy
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John Harwood and Steve Liesman didn't follow Dylan to MSNBC did they?

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 21:12 | 531843 spekulatn
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Getting junked and loving it, bitchez!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 21:45 | 531891 DoChenRollingBearing
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Go post on any Middle East thread and see what it is like to get junked big time.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 22:12 | 531966 spekulatn
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Thanks much you buzz kill.


Fri, 08/20/2010 - 00:40 | 532158 Dapper Dan
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They should stop serving drinks after 9:00 here at Zero Hedge.

Fri, 08/20/2010 - 00:45 | 532160 Dapper Dan
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I was going to edit previous post regarding the 9:00 am or pm but I don't think it matters on this site.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 23:01 | 532053 El Hosel
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" Administration's Spill-Disclosure "Credibility" In Question"..


   There is no credibility, no question.


    Next question.

Fri, 08/20/2010 - 01:04 | 532177 StychoKiller
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Who in their "right" minds was gonna believe that over 4Million BBLs (?) of oil were just gonna get sucked up by starfish??

Fri, 08/20/2010 - 10:05 | 532643 oddjob
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Thu, 08/19/2010 - 17:45 | 531483 titatu
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They found the reason, why it does not look to be there:


Thu, 08/19/2010 - 18:35 | 531588 Ripped Chunk
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They threw tons of "dispersant" on it to make it sink. Then they said: "There you go! all gone!"

The dispersant is toxic as hell for all forms of life. "There you go! all gone!"

Fri, 08/20/2010 - 13:09 | 533159 bigkahuna
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its time that those responsible were made to go out and swim in the fresh corexit filled gulf for a while -- there, enjoy the cool gulf water -- refreshing!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 18:40 | 531600 breezer1
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thanks titatu.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 23:25 | 532087 Sausagemaker
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Call the Guinness Book.. The Gulf of Mexico is now the World's Largest Lava Lamp

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 17:46 | 531484 jkruffin
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When they first announced it was gone, I asked "where the hell did it go then?"  It didn't just disappear.  Who in their right mind, couldn't tell they were lying trying to pump BP stock that was falling off the crater.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 17:55 | 531502 bob_dabolina
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There was no leak to begin with. It was a bad dream.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 18:00 | 531518 jkruffin
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EPIC! LOL   Good one.

Fri, 08/20/2010 - 10:16 | 532693 Waterman Jim
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"these aren't the droids your looking for...."


Thu, 08/19/2010 - 18:48 | 531618 Tarheel
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Remember, the media doesn't question the White House now. No more hardball questions. Wouldnt want the public to see through this farce.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 19:43 | 531698 alien-IQ
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Yet another conspiracy "theory" proven to in fact be a conspiracy.

The list is getting long.

Now back to American Idol.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 19:54 | 531715 drwells
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Shit, I remember playing Deus Ex back before 9/11 and thinking how farfetched it all seemed. How little I knew.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 20:15 | 531746 Conrad Murray
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You may find this of itnerest:


Thu, 08/19/2010 - 20:27 | 531763 kathy.chamberli...
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i tried to buy an Aladdin lamp mantle today at a hardware store, guess what, no mantles since february. conspiracy, maybe. or else everyone is buying survival supplies, and they know it. b u s t e d. curious, what happens when the lights get turned out?

I did a little research and found the press release below, dated 2/10/2010, from the Aladdin Mantle Lamp Company. Apparently, there has been a shortage of mantles for some time. The company is attempting to rectify the problem.


Fri, 08/20/2010 - 00:52 | 532167 Dapper Dan
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Just wait till there is shortages of Lithium and Seroquel !!

Fri, 08/20/2010 - 17:59 | 533870 kathy.chamberli...
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go to ORVIS hot springs. you can go in naked too. it is outside ouray colorado. you know where the ugly bitchez ayn rand went when coming to america.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 17:48 | 531486 jkruffin
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I think it is about time for some impeachments to begin!!!!!!!  I know, like myself, millions of other people across this nation are tired of the lies being spewed out of this government. 

Impeachment= Change we can believe in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 18:01 | 531517 Problem Is
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Hey Obummer... make like a Palin tree and leave early...

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 19:13 | 531661 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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She is a total demogague bully.  Just like Barry.  Just like Bush.  Just like Bill.  Just like Poppy.  Just like..... Sarah Palin: Worst governor ever?:


Thu, 08/19/2010 - 20:29 | 531765 kathy.chamberli...
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hair flipping, bitchez†

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