Sergey Aleynikov Gets 8 Year Prison Sentence

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Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:11 | 1073074 HamyWanger
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The Pigmen will always bend the rules and screw the little guy.

Learn it, love it, trade it.


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:13 | 1073104 AN0NYM0US
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next up Fabrice

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:17 | 1073127 MaldelBot
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Bisouuuuuxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx bitches!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:19 | 1073132 HamyWanger
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No way one of the Wall Street crooks will ever go to jail. 

Nerdy libertarians need to deal with it. 

GS, JPM and the FED will still exist in 50 years, and Ben Bernanke will end his life in tranquillity and wealth. 

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:34 | 1073240 Edmund Dantes
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Don't count on it

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 18:49 | 1073753 long juan silver
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     FREE  SERGEV !!




Fri, 03/18/2011 - 21:31 | 1074185 JW n FL
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Free the open source guy.. C+

and then Hang the Pigmen for Treason on the White House Lawn.. Let CNBC cover hanging Cramer and Liesman!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:37 | 1073254 Golden monkey
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I told you I was looking for a free rent...

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:39 | 1073255 Ruffcut
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As we will end our lives in chaos and filth.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:58 | 1073357 Alienated Serf
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Fri, 03/18/2011 - 18:40 | 1073721 ebworthen
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Not if I have anything to say about it.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:22 | 1073170 TomJoad
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No we haven't had our eyes poked out, we have all been wearing "upside-down glasses" and engaging in willful "perceptual adaptation"

since the RayGun years.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:35 | 1073243 Golden monkey
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I'm looking for a free rent too. But I know I need to wait before the (jury trial) muppet show.

Long (waiting), but not boring.

No work, hundred chicks, silver bullions and plenty of toilet paper.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:09 | 1073075 TruthInSunshine
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That's Amerika* for ya'!

[Amerika, formerly known as America]

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:16 | 1073122 X. Kurt OSis
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Market is closed.  It's Miller Time!  Na zdorovie, komrads!!!!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:28 | 1073480 SilverRhino
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Za nas tovarischi

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 05:58 | 1074769 Sudden Debt
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This shows how firmly GS is embedded into the government.

Not a single work what the programm actually does...


For me, a programm like this screws us traders who have no idea against who you're trading.

How can we compete with a computer programm that has infinite resources to counter our moves?


Unless you have a bloomberg terminal, all your data is delayed by a minimum of a few seconds or minutes.

They get it real time...

They can act in microseconds

At least I don't...

They have the inside info

I don't...

This stockmarket is like watching the "pro wrestling" competions...

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:10 | 1073086 Rodent Freikorps
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Justice seems to be a relative thing these days.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:19 | 1073142 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Yeah with the right "Relatives" you have immunity

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:37 | 1073245 ToNYC
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The punishment was for crime by a Free Radical against the Corporation. Sergey, Bradley, and Julian are trying to ruin it for the old boy network; what justice can you expect for just us?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 20:51 | 1074099 slewie the pi-rat
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did some of the code pinksterz got nekkid  over truth abt bradleymanning's treatment.  no foggy bottoms, there!  video at 11!

also this weekend:  code pink bingo buses to quantico as marines close ranks.  [Mar 20, 2011] Rally to Support Bradley Manning (Quantico Marine Base, Virginia) | Why We Protest | Activism Forum


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:11 | 1073088 X. Kurt OSis
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Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:20 | 1073143 mogul rider
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Uh no, actually its

"Bend over Sergey! Welcome to Kansas state penn.

My name is "Precious" and I"m gonna rock your hairy little world"

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 18:12 | 1073623 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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He should have gotten a lawyer who knows how to play the game. He would have done better trying to plead it out to get less time.


No parole in a Fed pen either.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 20:07 | 1073999 Alienated Serf
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i'm sure they did not offer him a good deal.  the US attorney knows who their bosses are.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:12 | 1073090 Logans_Run
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You don't fuck with Lloyd!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 21:59 | 1073698 Pegasus Muse
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There will be a tipping point, after which, it will be open season on Lloyd and his ilk.  I feel the pressure building like a reactor going supercritical.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:13 | 1073098 SignsAndWonders
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Stealing IP is a crime, dumbass.  Should've taken money instead.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:48 | 1073302 Golden monkey
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With dozen of wi-fi hubs, a jury can (and will) debate the issue.

I remember a cop came to me when I was on a boardwalk and told me I was stealing IP with my laptop. I told him I was fucking Nancy across the street, and that she allowed me to penetrate her network as well.

When the cop finally accept to leave, I notice the donuts box in the car. I knew right away he was divorced.

That stupid asso doesn't even know that silver is going to 130$.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:12 | 1073099 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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There's that word America again, makes me want to vomit every time i see or hear the word. Hopefully won't be long now before that unfortunate blight is resigned to history.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:13 | 1073100 trav7777
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WTF...just WTF.  8 years for that???

Meanwhile Dick Flud got what?  Mozillo got what?  Paulson? 

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but they all got bonuses...

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:39 | 1073238 AN0NYM0US
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Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:44 | 1073294 Ruffcut
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Don't fret it. He is sampling the new fema camps.  Just not high enuff and not enuff cash to pass go, collect 200 dollars. Landed on prison place.

THe monopoly of future should be more representative and have a pile of debt notes, less cash and prison for the poor loser.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:13 | 1073102 SDRII
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Sakarhov comes home

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:14 | 1073109 uno
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wonder how much the judge was paid

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:21 | 1073144 MaldelBot
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I don't know. 


What is the going rate for shabbas goy?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:15 | 1073111 Gubbmint Cheese
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We all deserve the injustice we tolerate.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:18 | 1073112 dwdollar
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This should only suprise you if you actually believe there's still justice in this country.  I'd weep for you, except I'm too numb to care.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:15 | 1073119 MaldelBot
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His own damn fault for not having enough lobbying power in Washington. Congressmen need yachts too, you guys.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:21 | 1073160 zoogle
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I find your comment amusing, because it's true.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:27 | 1073200 MaldelBot
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Yup. Corporate personhood...isn't anonymous getting on this? 

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:16 | 1073123 Mercury
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All clear.  Everybody back in the pool...

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:29 | 1073209 citta vritti
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That the one on top of Fukushima Daiichi No. 3?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 19:49 | 1073948 RacerX
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Yep enjoy the refreshing "hot springs" before they're gone.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:16 | 1073124 alien-IQ
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Goldman can manipulate the markets...that's perfectly legal...anybody else...Jail! Very "godlike".

"You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence... gotta get me some of that."

Stewie Griffin

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:19 | 1073141 AmCockerSpaniel
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It's not that Sakarhov got an unjust sentence (he didn't). It's that he is the only one. This crime with out punishment will destroy us all (with a long enough time line).

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:21 | 1073157 dwdollar
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No judgement is 'just' unless it's equally enforced.  It's like an oxymoron.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:36 | 1073242 AmCockerSpaniel
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So true; Now the issue is to equally enforce the law. Then there is anarchy (not my option).

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:47 | 1073309 MrBoompi
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Stealing someone else's code = 8 years

Stealing someone else' money = record bonus

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 13:46 | 1150606 roadlust
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Just like killing corporate heads at Goldman equals "murder, while killing for the Marines equals "Medals."

"Morality" and "legality" all depends who your boss is now.

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