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The Sick Men Of Europe: The Definitive Guide To The European Crisis

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The Sick Men Of Europe: The challenges of a monetary union in middle age. Submitted by Michael Cembalest, CIO of JP Morgan Private Banking, who, we are happy to report, in rearranging the PIIGS has demonstrated some very acute "completely random" letter scrambling skills.

 




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Fri, 02/12/2010 - 16:00 | Link to Comment suteibu
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A pig by any other name...or something.

Fri, 02/12/2010 - 16:08 | Link to Comment BlackBeard
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Don't mess with this foo when it comes to scrabble!

Fri, 02/12/2010 - 22:00 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Dude will smoke you on yahoo literati.

Fri, 02/12/2010 - 16:10 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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"Quibble quibble, rubble rubble..."...Hegelian dialectic.  So the GIPSI can not make ends meet?  What about the Samurai?  What about the Brit?  What about the 'merican?  "Quibble quibble, rumble rumble."

Fri, 02/12/2010 - 16:29 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 02/12/2010 - 16:34 | Link to Comment Anonymouse
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Oooh, the Romanian-American (and Romanian-American Romanians, to borrow a phrase from Eleanor Mondale) contingent is going to be offended by this.  How insensitive can JPM get?

Fri, 02/12/2010 - 16:57 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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He was just trying to hit the triple letter score on the higher valued G piece.

Fri, 02/12/2010 - 17:00 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 02/12/2010 - 17:41 | Link to Comment drwells
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Ever since the bubble burst, people have been telling me that the corruption and fraud in China, Eastern Europe, etc makes the US look like amateur hour. Hard to get my head around when I live at the epicenter of the War on Savers, I guess. So far I've only seen a few real comparisons. Russ Winter did this one:

Calif.: 49.3% budget gap, $1.92 trillion GDP, 37 million pop

Ill.: 47.3% budget gap, $610 billion GDP, 12.8 million pop

Ariz.: 41.1% budget gap, $206 billion GDP, 6 million pop

NJ: 30% budget gap, $416 billion GDP, 8.7 million pop

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Portugal:  10.1% budget gap, 233 billion GDP, 10.7 million pop

Greece: 11.9% budget gap, 335 billion GDP, 11.0 million pop

Ireland: 11.6% budget gap, $217 billion, 4.2 million pop

Italy: 5.4% budget gap, $1.9 trillion, 60 million pop

Spain: 11.4% budget gap, $1.4 trillion, 47 million pop

Pointers to any more info along these lines is much appreciated.

Sat, 02/13/2010 - 12:02 | Link to Comment TopHat (not verified)
Fri, 02/12/2010 - 17:27 | Link to Comment godfader
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Europe is done for. This will be 10 year of painful deflation as low labor productivity (PIGS) and overcapacity (France, Germany) take their toll. 10 years of Japan style no real growth is the best case. Germany exiting the EUR and EU at the same time spin in the worst case, sending the south into a tail spin.

Fri, 02/12/2010 - 18:43 | Link to Comment A Man without Q...
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"Europe is done for." - what total nonsense.  As others have said, to understand the Euro and the EU, you have to understand where it came from.  The forerunner of the EU/ EEC/ Common Market was the "European Coal and Steel Community", which actually had its precursor in the central control of steel production under Albert Speer during the war.  The other nations realized they could not compete with the productivity or efficiency of the German steel industry, therefore deciding to work together without tariffs or barriers and with standardized labor laws, i.e. hours, wages etc, was the only way to go. The benefits of a common economic practices were clear for all and because there was equality of terms, this was the most peaceful way forward. 

In reality, the Latin nations always believed in their exceptionalism, they did not work like Germans, because they were more passionate and artistic etc etc, but they felt that because they were in the union, they deserved the same standard of living.  Therefore, this is why (despite the Germans having paid out trillions in aid and grants to the other member nations and for the reunification costs) these countries have much higher debt to GDP.  The governments have filled the productivity, or should we say "siesta" gap.

Certain member states need to decide what matters more to them, their standard of living or their lifestyles.  If they want to maintain their standard of living, they have to become more productive, if they want to maintain their lifestyle, they will earn less and need to spend less.

Back when the Euro was first being discussed the idea that in the absence of exchange rates and interest rate differences, the imbalances would lead to migration of workers to go where the jobs are.  The reality is that the generous buffer of the welfare state, plus the real estate bubble of the last 10 yrs has prevented this.  Plenty of workers enter the EU to work in places like Germany or the UK, but very few workers move across from other member states.  However, this is still a very new project and we will see how it develops.

As for Germany leaving the EU or the Euro, it will never happen, if it came to this, the other members would do whatever they needed to do to prevent it.

Fri, 02/12/2010 - 20:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 02/14/2010 - 13:32 | Link to Comment ZeroPower
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Good reminder about how the whole 'EU thing' started with the ECSC, for those that think the Union is simply just about having 1 single currency or, even more facetiously, world domination.

Fri, 02/12/2010 - 17:30 | Link to Comment drwells
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"The crisis takes on broader implications as well: it has surfaced support for a more powerful federalist government in Europe. EU President Van Rompuy proposed giving the EU more "economic governance" powers in the aftermath of the recession, perhaps without explicit agreement from national delegations.  More direct calls for a pan-European government with powers of economic enforcement, bond issuance and civilian deployment come from Guy Verhofstadt, President of ALDE (the 3rd largest group in the European Parliament) and author of "United States of Europe".

Time to read "The Tainted Source" again this weekend.

Fri, 02/12/2010 - 17:32 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sat, 02/13/2010 - 00:10 | Link to Comment Stranger
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You could say that Europe had a very bright future in 1788 because of its large and growing bourgeoisie as well.

Fri, 02/12/2010 - 18:25 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Fri, 02/12/2010 - 18:35 | Link to Comment dan22
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The Euro Crisis and The Euro Collapse- Germany is pushing Greece into debt deflation There is a big difference between a liquidity problem and a solvency problem. When a company or a country has enough assets to cover its liabilities but they have a problem raising the money they need to pay off the loan they have a liquidity problem. But when an entity has more debt than it can serve than it has a solvency problem and in that case more debt and loans will only dig it into a bigger hole. Greece has a liquidity problem since it has much more debt than the economy can serve. Germany and the Euro are perhaps will to give them loan in attractive interest rates but unless they are willing to consistently transfer money from the core of Europe to the weak countries those countries are doomed. If German politicians think they can convince there citizens to fund Greece's recklessness throw transfer payments all I have to say to them is GOOD LUCK!
Fri, 02/12/2010 - 18:53 | Link to Comment Andrei Vyshinsky
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If you're looking for a fresh - and refreshing - take on the Greek crisis, here's a little tidbit from Patrick Cockburn over at Counterpunch that will stoke your anger:

http://www.counterpunch.org/andrew02122010.html

I particularly liked this paragraph which offers a vision of the vermin that have stolen everything but the kitchen sink over the last thirty years or so:

"Blankfein, according to Andrew Ross Sorkin’s book 'Too Big to Fail,' displays a framed Gary Larson cartoon on his office wall. It depicts a father and son looking over the garden fence at a line of wolves entering the house next door. 'I know you miss the Wainwrights Bobby,' the father is saying 'but they were weak and stupid people, and that’s why we have wolves and other large predators.'"

If the Greek people will be looking for someone to eviscerate next week, they'll need to descend a level deeper than they are most likely to. Its only then that one finds the putrescent mass at the core of their problems.

Sat, 02/13/2010 - 11:27 | Link to Comment chindit13
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My favorite Gary Larson is appropos of the chances we have of getting ourselves out of this economic and debt fix.  The cartoon is of a man carrying a gas can and walking away from a vehicle which has written on the side "Time Machine".  Also in the photo are various dinosaurs chomping on brush.

Fri, 02/12/2010 - 21:41 | Link to Comment PenGun
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 A couple of things stand out ... for me. The shadow economies are interesting. Am I wrong to hope Canada's shadow economy, where I live, increases? It seems to me that a small shadow economy indicates either strict control or a permissive state. It could be either.

 

 The European union is in part a reaction to centuries of warfare. As long as that is not forgotten it will survive.

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Sun, 02/14/2010 - 14:07 | Link to Comment SamThomas
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I was with the guy until he got to "investment implications" in which he offered that they are overweighting U.S. equities and shortening EU bond durations? 

And this passes for insight? 

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