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Silver Takes A Sizable Lead Over JPM

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/21/2011 12:13 -0400

And in exclusively silly, but oh so symbolic news, the race track crowd bursts into a frenzy following the ultimate comeback story, as One Ounce Of Silver has now taken a full length lead over One Share Of JPM Stock into the final stretch.

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Thu, 04/21/2011 - 13:11 | 1192881 buzzsaw99

the bernank is the joo banker waterboy.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 13:34 | 1192952 Mr Lennon Hendrix

Yup, in Amerika the oilgarchs, ie the Grovers, who are all "Christian" that it would be best to put "Jews" in charge so when shit hit the fan people would be like, "Oh, blame the jew!" Age old trick.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 13:42 | 1193035 FeralSerf

You're confusing the religions of the proles with the tribes of the oligarchs, an age old trick that is used to excess by the ADL. "Blame Islam", another age old trick. I suggest: "Blame Abraham and all his followers."

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful." -Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4?BCE - 61CE)

“Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.” — George Carlin

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 14:21 | 1193210 SilverFiend

"God is the universal substance in existing things. He comprises all things. He is the fountain of all being. In Him exists everything that is."

Lucius Annaeus Seneca (4?BCE - 61CE)

Another quote for you.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 15:57 | 1193722 akak

"God", like the gold in Fort Knox, is just a crutch for the ignorant, the intellectually weak, and the gullible.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 16:52 | 1194028 still kicking

hmmm, funny, I'm actually extremely smart, very well learned and don't believe anything just told to me and yet I believe in God, so your statement is false. What you really mean to say is "God, like the gold in Fort Knox CAN be used as a crutch for the ignorant, the intellectually weak, and the gullible" Just like government can be used that way.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 17:00 | 1194045 akak

Or perhaps belief in God is AND can be a crutch?

Not trying to attack you, but in all honesty I find the fervent belief in an invisible, unknowable, unproveable, omnipotent sky creature to have all the hallmarks of insanity.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 17:10 | 1194100 still kicking

We are all entitled to our opinions. Personally when you see the incredible evil man can do then witness someone give the ultimate sacrifice for a complete stranger I think you have to believe in good and evil if good and evil both exist where do they come from? It's not from nature, they don't exist in the animal kingdom, from there it's not a huge step to believe in a God. A lot of stupid people have corrupted the message of God claiming to be his servants, in the end all he wants is for us to live in peace and treat each other with kindness, that's not asking for me to believe in a lot.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 17:16 | 1194138 akak

A lot of stupid people have corrupted the message of God claiming to be his servants, in the end all he wants is for us to live in peace and treat each other with kindness, that's not asking for me to believe in a lot.

I will tell you that the Golden Rule --- "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you" --- is the foundation of both my personal and political beliefs. The simplicity and symmetry of it cannot be questioned.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 14:49 | 1193337 Mr Lennon Hendrix

It is true, we are discussing semantics, and we can not pin down the religions of they and them, except to remember that they and them are who control the proxie Corporations, and this includes fascist States and pseudo religions.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 13:12 | 1192886 topcallingtroll

Remember guys, he is using the term jew confetti as an anti nazi anti stupidity remark. It is not anti-jewish.

If you zionists and antizionists want to fight just wait for the next george washington post on the middle east. See you there.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 13:33 | 1192986 DoChenRollingBearing

OK top,

Before entering any Middle East thread, the Bearing advises doing the below:

-- bring your AR or AK with at least 4 fully loaded clips

-- bring handgun of choice, with at least 4 fully loaded clips as well

-- body armor to taste

-- take an extra dose of medicine to combat the high junk environment

-- be careful of messing with Chumbawamba

Do all the above, and you may live to tell your children all about it!

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 13:42 | 1193022 tmosley

I would say just avoid them altogether. A lot of people who are very smart in some areas are downright stupid when it comes to Middle East politics.

You can clearly see that that is the case no matter which "side" you are on.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 13:44 | 1193043 FeralSerf

I'm bringing my 105mm if you don't mind.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 12:59 | 1192846 nah

team silver !

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 13:03 | 1192854 Wynn

When you look at that chart, do you see a vase or a couple kissing? :-)

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 13:13 | 1192884 Wakanda

I see Blythe tenderly kissing my ass. : - b

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 01:49 | 1195405 FIAT_FixItAgainTony

lol +1

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 13:33 | 1192989 Temporalist

That chart is the Rorsach Test for sociopathic, psychopathic, Kamikazi banksters.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 14:06 | 1193150 Bastiat

I see a dog running down the street with Jamie D's nuts in his teeth.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 14:04 | 1193152 mick_richfield

I see a big green alligator with its mouth wide open.

Does that mean anything?

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 13:06 | 1192863 Ecoman11

1 hour Comex silver backwardation:

http://i54.tinypic.com/2en5dfp.png

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 13:07 | 1192872 Shell Game

$silver:JPM....no contest in inflation-adusted terms.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 13:15 | 1192914 Problem Is

Hey Jami-ay Dimon!
Shine my shoes for a Silver Maple Leaf...

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 13:25 | 1192943 Kristian

off topic (somewhat), but what would be a better investment:

silver eagles, or canadian maples?

The former (higher premium), or the latter (higher grade silver)?

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 13:26 | 1192963 earlthepearl

I prefer the maples

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 13:35 | 1192994 Temporalist

Maples are pretty plain the AEs are much nicer to look at. Why not just get 50% of each?

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 13:58 | 1193113 AmazingLarry

Maples at a lower premium if you can find them. Spotmex, maybe?

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 14:50 | 1193357 Fascist Dictator

huh? If you can buy maples for less than eagles, I'd love to know where you're getting these. Usually it's a dollar more than the eagles, no?!?!?!?!?

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 15:35 | 1193608 Putty

Other way around, Eagles have always been more expensive to my knowledge, usually 50 cents to a dollar a coin.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 13:23 | 1192950 fuu

We're off to see the Wizard now.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 13:32 | 1192970 ivars

It looks like a typical log-periodic superexponetial growth precrash pattern (Sornette-Johansen) . But will it crash? If it will, its going to happen within few weeks:

http://www.saposjoint.net/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=2626&st=0&sk=t&sd=a...

http://www.saposjoint.net/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=2626&start=140#p31889

http://xxx.lanl.gov/PS_cache/cond-mat/pdf/9901/9901035v1.pdf

http://xxx.lanl.gov/PS_cache/cond-mat/pdf/9901/9901268v1.pdf

http://arxiv.org/PS_cache/cond-mat/pdf/0001/0001353v1.pdf

Some times crashes do not happen if there is new event totally changing the game-like announcing gold standard tomorrow. If not, the price may go up still and even steeper, but there has to be a temporary correction soon, I am not saying silver will drop and stay down, but it will correct, stay oscillate about one year and then move up again.

Not much time left to find out what will happen, luckily.

I only worry about people who are long in silver. Those who own silver will not suffer for long time, about 1 year loss of value , no taxes.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 13:36 | 1192997 Temporalist

It means so much to everyone that you worry about them. Thanks! I could use a sammich...will you take care of me?

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 13:47 | 1193058 FeralSerf

Long worries, short sammiches. It's the new hedge.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 14:05 | 1193134 Re-Discovery

Thank you. Please go put your money where your mouth is and short. We need some dips here and you qualify.

When I was a kid a baptist preacher used to tell us to repent now or we were all going to die and go to hell. I ignored him too (regardless of whether he turns out to ultimately be right.)

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 13:53 | 1193088 docmac324

Best roller coaster ride of my life, weeeeeeeee.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 14:07 | 1193153 MiningJunkie

Breath deep
The gathering gloom
Watch lights fade
From every room
Bedsitter people
Look back and lament
Another day's useless
Energy spent

Silver is the going to print $50 by option expiry Tuesday...

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 14:08 | 1193168 AmazingLarry

I was going to try to load up on the 2011 America The Beautiful quarters once spot passed $45 but they're "temporarly unavailable." Whoda thunkit?

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 15:58 | 1193753 Bastiat

Mine should arrive today but big deal: was a wimp and only bought 3 at $42 something.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 14:25 | 1193239 Astute Investor

Looks like Christmas has come early this year, but not for JPM I guess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMlqn_Hjyi8

Wed, 05/11/2011 - 11:39 | 1263298 mayhem_korner

Insightful. Glad you've come out of hiding, smarms.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 14:51 | 1193338 Miss Expectations

Should I let my nieces and nephews know that their Christmas presents (2 silver eagles) are now worth over $100.00? They didn't thank me. Perhaps they thought they got gyped.

Also, finally a chart I can understand: The open mouth alligator pattern.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 01:58 | 1195413 FIAT_FixItAgainTony

yep, lol - the latest chart - the "open mouth gator"

wonder if he eats head and shoulders charts?

cool if he did....

jus sayin'....

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 15:33 | 1193599 Sunshine n Lollipops

. . . in one of the most stunning and improbable comebacks in memory, JPMorgan and HiyoSilver are neck-and-neck coming into the homestretch, with HiyoSilver now starting to pull away! Now it's HiyoSilver by a length and charging to the finish line! Oh my! Wait--what's this? It appears JPMorgan has broken a leg, tossing rider Jaime Dimon into the thrashing hooves of death of the rest of this elite field! Oh, no, what a horrible tragedy! Sadly, we've seen this before, and of course, it can mean only one thing: JPMorgan, one of the most magnificent beasts the world has ever seen, will have to be destroyed.

Do we have any volunteers?

On a lighter note, it doesn't look good for Dimon, either.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 16:01 | 1193754 Miss Expectations

In some cases, where a horse dies on the racetrack and the farm wants to bring him/her home, or where there may be regulations regarding the burial of animals, it is tradiational for the farm to bury the head, hooves and heart of the horse (in the case of a stallion, the testicles are also sometimes included).

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070131093138AAVn8Pe

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 15:54 | 1193714 Overflow-admin

Silver nice silver,

Thin cut in JPM's neck,

Vampires fear the Turd.

Special thanks to Tyler & ZH too ;)

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 15:52 | 1193718 Absinthe Minded

Someone, somebody, or some entity has a bid on the board at Bullion Direct for 24,774 Silver Eagles at $48.60. That is just over $1.2 Mil in silver. Another is looking for 25 cases of 500 Silver maples with a value of over $600G. More of the big boys are looking to buy this stuff up. I didn't even check the Gold but I'm sure they're looking to buy there too.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 16:03 | 1193767 Bastiat

Damn!

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 16:27 | 1193897 Strider52

BTFD - Blythe's Tits Fell Down?

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 02:03 | 1195417 FIAT_FixItAgainTony

lol. well that too, but Buy The Fucking Dips was the original thought.

"shorting" english to letters does lead to interpretations....

4-20, the day that will live in infamy for jpm.

silver bitchez !

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 17:53 | 1194260 oncebitten

I've been buying Chinese Silver Pandas since last April 2010. Working on getting all of the dates in a collection. I've seen the prices double and more since then and some of the rarer years have gotten pretty pricey. I'm sure it's not the most economical way to buy silver, but I just like them. I remember in 1980-81 working in a software store in downtown Boston. Across the lobby in our bulding was a high-end coin shop selling rare gold coins for huge dollars. Pity anyone who bought at that peak - they still are not at par. But as the mania intensifies rare coins will have their day. I've still got a clutch of St. Gaudins $20 Gold pieces I bought in 1997. I told my wife, that's our mortgage, but the timing has to be perfect, selling just as the calliope teeters on the brink, but before it falls, augering in with a wailing and wheezing sound.

Thu, 04/21/2011 - 19:17 | 1194610 Hephasteus

Ya but silver doesn't pay a dividend.

And JPM pays a dividend as soon as it steals the money from you through countefeiting.

Fri, 04/22/2011 - 02:08 | 1195422 FIAT_FixItAgainTony

kinda like discover's cash back program. trouble is the cash back is worth less by the time you get it.

just sayin'....

gas was a silver quarter, now it's a silver dime. fine time to be living in reality with real money.

deflation in real money beats inflation in fiat any day !

silver bitchez !

Silver Takes A Sizable Lead Over JPM

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