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Sino-Forest Update: "Office Temporarily Closed"

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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 08:59 | 1342922 plocequ1
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Seth Davis bitchez

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:00 | 1342924 Dolemite
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Gravity. What goes up must come down.

Precious metals to present good buying oppurtunity after a near term correction?

Gold and silver showing signs of weakness, and oil is confirming.


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:53 | 1343082 Temporis
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Why do I see your deadcatbounce blog link smeared over ever post on ZeroHedge?

Shits getting old man.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:07 | 1343131 LowProfile
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dead cat, if you want to build an audience, you're going to have to do it the hard way.  Which is going to be pretty hard, considering I didn't see anything other than the "same old, same old" on your site.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:36 | 1343203 JW n FL
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I dont hate it when its in the mix, but not always the first fucking spot? or first 5 or what-the-fuck-ever! I come here for my "Fight Club!" not for some loser who is shamlessly plugging themselves all the fucking-live-long-day!


You fucking spammers save your shit for not the first thing I have to look at!


Or else!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:56 | 1343266 CrankItTo11
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Zero Hedge really just needs to apply "nofollow" for links in the comments section. That way, people can't just boost their website SEO by posting links here. It won't stop everyone, but anyone with half a brain won't waste their time posting links on a website that doesn't allow web crawlers to follow them.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:10 | 1342959 Internet Tough Guy
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You're either slinging crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:41 | 1343206 JW n FL
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Things Done Changed - Biggie (Original Version)



Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:04 | 1343274 plocequ1
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Best rap album ever made and im not crazy about rap. A must have in your CD collection

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:02 | 1342923 mynhair
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Just transitory.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:03 | 1342926 Dolemite
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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:07 | 1342953 Manthong
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Soft patch.. or a slow patch - depending on the mouthpiece, but definitely a patch.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:03 | 1342925 firstdivision
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Paulson was last seening charging at the door with a battering ram.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:00 | 1342927 Josh Randall
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Fumigation - bad gas

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:00 | 1342929 Poule Mouillee
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They've gone to count trees to make sure the number is correct.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:58 | 1343117 Troll Magnet
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if that's the case, it shouldn't take long.  the sign should read, "be back in 15 minutes" instead.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:05 | 1342934 monopoly
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GM. Makes me so glad I avoid most stocks. Have no desire to gamble. Odds much better in Nevada.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:50 | 1343257 snowball777
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You'll note there are many more pro poker players than roulette or craps.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:06 | 1342939 RowdyRoddyPiper
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Sino Forest...The "Bre-X" of Trees.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:07 | 1342941 Ancona
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Well, another fifty million in "investor" cash has jusst disappeared in to teh Chinese wilderness, never to be seen again.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:10 | 1342964 Manthong
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Macau is wilderness?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:21 | 1343336 snowball777
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By Western regulatory standards? Yes!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:03 | 1342943 pepperspray
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Only trees worth growing in that broom closet is some G13

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:18 | 1342972 lizzy36
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From the Sino-Forest Datat Room:

For our purchased plantations, we have applied for the corresponding Plantation Rights Certificates with the relevant local forestry bureaus. As the relevant locations where we purchased our purchased plantations have not fully implemented the new form of Plantation Rights Certificate, we are not able to obtain all the corresponding Plantation Rights Certificates for our purchased plantations. Instead, we obtained confirmation of our ownership of our purchased plantations from the relevant forestry bureaus. Based on the relevant purchase contracts and the approvals issued by the relevant forestry bureaus, we legally own our purchased plantations. (Excerpt from AIF)

72 hours and counting and this is the best they can come up with. Brilliant.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:47 | 1343064 gmrpeabody
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If a tree falls in a forest that doesn't exist.....

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:10 | 1343146 ugly_avatar_Muir
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The English reminds me of e-mails promising $100,000's if I first wire a nominal sum to Liberia...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:19 | 1342976 Seasmoke
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hold all deliveries until june 22....LOL

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:44 | 1343060 BobPaulson
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Yeah, cause on June 22, it will all be good again. :P

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:17 | 1342981 Chippewa Partners
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T I M B E R R R R R R R!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:24 | 1343002 WhOracle
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The company noted it also intends to announce the name of
an international accounting firm that it has hired, later today.
It will also host a tour of its Chinese plantations in July that
will be open to analysts.

Plane ticket not included, "So long suckers"...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:28 | 1343004 Mitch Comestein
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I just talked to Michael.  The rip on Sino-Forest is now $4!.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:35 | 1343030 Foul Ole Ron
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This one will have legs. While it's perfectly fine it seems for Chinese companies to rip people off once the investors are your average sort of investors / dupes it's another thing gouging Paulson and the like. Some peoplea are going to feel some heat over this one. Still, sure is funny to watch for now.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:38 | 1343041 casey13
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The market is currently saying they don't believe the aligations. Up 52%. 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:46 | 1343072 Tyler Durden
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Look at the short-interest.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:52 | 1343074 d00daa
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LOLOLOL, "up" 52% from $4.81, on a stock that was priced in the high teens a few days ago.

Yeah, that's some real market conviction there.  Buy that dead cat bounce with both hands, casey.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:53 | 1343092 casey13
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If the shorts really believed it was a fraud they would not buy back.
If the company is delisted then they pay no taxes on their gains.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:55 | 1343099 Rusty Shorts
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"Meanhile, Carson Block, Hong Kong-based founder of Muddy Waters Research, told Bloomberg News his company will keep betting against Sino-Forest Corp. until the shares reach “zero.” "



Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:51 | 1343075 weltvermesser
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Market might be wrong.

Company today stated: Sino-Forest has released today on its website a summary schedule of cash and cash equivalent and short term deposits along with a detailed listing with copies of its bank statements confirming the cash held within the Company as at that date. The Company has conducted business in the ordinary course since then and made ordinary course expenditures, and its cash remains intact with the majority of it in banks in Hong Kong.

BUT there are no such certified statements on the website. i couldn`t find any. + if they have 1 Billion in cash like they claim. why not distribute meaningfull dividend to show everyone they are solid.

Dead CaT bounce. delist to come! imho

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:57 | 1343080 Franken_Stein
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They are scrambling to hire some 100000 migrant workers to plant some trees made of plastic or rubber, but only the first 3 rows, no flyovers allowed, to show that their business is actually "flourishing".

Potemkin's villages anyone ?


Everything alright, nothing to see here, please move on.

Just a minor glitch and misunderstanding.

Very transitory and soft-patchy indeed.


Regards, your Chinese state ministry for security and harmony


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:00 | 1343109 Rusty Shorts
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 - ah yes, the 'ole "slip shuck"

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:54 | 1343086 Übermensch
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Was that note stuck from the inside or the oputside?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:51 | 1343089 Confucious 222
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Easy fix. They just hire Peter Diamond, Nobel Prize-winning top USA educated Economist Extraordinaire, to turn it all around.

Understand he is between "assignments" this very day.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:01 | 1343105 dwdollar
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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 09:59 | 1343120 Blankman
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Its that damn emerald ash borer

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:14 | 1343151 Miss Expectations
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Well, should reactor 4 blow up (or melt down) I suppose the Japanese could move to the empty Chinese cities and work on these plantations.

PS...perhaps Hat Tip Tom could ask his friend to stop back at the Toronto office on June 22nd and provide another photo update?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:23 | 1343162 Fix It Again Timmy
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Sino-arrah, suckers...

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