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Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:15 | Link to Comment leathaface
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havent even watched it yet and i am stoked.  thanks TD

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 01:55 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:18 | Link to Comment Howard_Beale
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Thanks for the comic relief.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:41 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Was this comic relief or are you serious???

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:28 | Link to Comment Humble Gentleman
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Ha, definitely comic relief.

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 14:11 | Link to Comment darkness (not verified)
Thu, 08/27/2009 - 17:59 | Link to Comment Bob Dobbs
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Cetin?

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:19 | Link to Comment rigger mortice
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jsut wish he'd got a sticker on the end of that blow he struck at 1-40.......sweeeet!

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:21 | Link to Comment leathaface
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the "i cant even support my weed habit on $8/hr"

fucking priceless!!!

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:32 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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That space would make an awesome grow room

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:44 | Link to Comment leathaface
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thinking the same thing.  guess it just depends on where you are at (controlled temp).

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:34 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:33 | Link to Comment gmrpeabody
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There are a lot of "Joe Sixpacks" out there starting to feel like this. It's building.

We do , indeed, live in interesting times.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:42 | Link to Comment Dogfather
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Loved the playing card-portraits in the beginning....a true hall of shame.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:42 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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Id love to go out drinkin with this guy sometime.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:52 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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4:14 knocks that lil thing out of the park

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 09:50 | Link to Comment bonddude
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Obviously, he's been to the batting cages recently. Nice stroke !

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:53 | Link to Comment Bob Dobbs
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Smoking & drinking, please!  Southerners have a special way with the word "fuckin' " don't they.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:45 | Link to Comment ghostfaceinvestah
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Not one of his best, but I like the addition of the charts.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:46 | Link to Comment Bthewee
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I think that was my daughter's playhouse!! - BOOYA Cramer... Take that! 

You go boy 

  • o2
  • Maybe a few others will start "feelin'-the-need' for a purge!
  • Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:49 | Link to Comment TomJoad
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    All I kept thinking was, "He should be wearing eye-protection."

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 13:20 | Link to Comment Argos
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    Yup, one little plastic splinter and it's ER time

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:51 | Link to Comment MountainHawk
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    He had another video... just ast good

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:52 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:12 | Link to Comment fuu
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    WalStreetPro2 is alright with me.

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:31 | Link to Comment Anonymous
    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:02 | Link to Comment SteveNYC
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    Don't judge dude, this guy has a right to be angry and vent!!

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:55 | Link to Comment Anonymous
    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:46 | Link to Comment spekulatn
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    Well said, #49547.

     

    "MARK IT ZERO, DUDE"

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:49 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 00:44 | Link to Comment msorense
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    The world is jealous of our magic printing press - nothing else.  The problem is that there is a time bomb under it and nobody knows exactly when it will go off.  When it does and our standard of living falls off a cliff, I can assure you they will be jealous no more!

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 02:34 | Link to Comment straightershooter
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    The bomb already went off. It was an inverse speed bomb, reaching its maximum speed at the very last second.

    We now see the city, county and state government started laying off government union workers, including court, prison, and law enforcement. The speed of the explosion shall approach its maximum speed when you see the federal govenment is laying off federal employees.

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 08:35 | Link to Comment Anonymous
    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 02:48 | Link to Comment straightershooter
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    Yes, collect 79 weeks of benefit. You deserve it. You pay for it via your employer.

    And, remember, don't pay your mortgage if underwater, simply walk away when and only when shriff shows up at the door (it is reported that banks are not going through the foreclosure process).  In the meantime. enjoy your mortgage-free, rent-free home while it lasts. Oh, remember, charge everything to the credit cards until the line is exhausted and preserve your cash. You might need it later.

    Disclaimer: The comment above is only intended for entertainment purpose and is based solely on the hearsay from the reliable souces, such as CNBC (Can Not Be Caught).

     

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 03:39 | Link to Comment Anonymous
    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 06:18 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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     the rest of the world is still VERY JEALOUS of us.

    no; not really, unless you are talking about Central Africa 

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:37 | Link to Comment Anonymous
    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 01:10 | Link to Comment Marley
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    The negative effects of continued use of manipulation to control others are that:
    * People will wake up to your "con job" on them and be no longer willing to support, assist or help out when you need them.

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:33 | Link to Comment OrganicGeorge
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    #49378

    Therapy was the first thing I tought of.

    I showed it to my wife so she would have a reference when I started bashing shit out back.

     

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:33 | Link to Comment Anonymous
    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:57 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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    walstreetpro2 understands the trend better than most of those pansy ass, manicure getting, blue label drinkin' punk ass pinstripe puff n fluffs...

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:34 | Link to Comment pigpen
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    Wallstreetpro2 is the cross between Buford T Justice from Smokey and the Bandit and Teddy Ballgame Williams.

    High batting average, world class swing and a southern charm mixed in with homespun outbursts of profanity.

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:55 | Link to Comment Anonymous
    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:01 | Link to Comment SteveNYC
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    One of his best, most intense smash sessions yet!! Brilliant!!

    Man, Big Bird gets it BAD at 3:36, must see!!

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:14 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
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    Screw the bat - he went right to the modfied 4X4 from the get go.

    But it it must have been Chinese hardwood 'cause it didn't last long.

    He needs to strap an AR-15 to his back.

    Pete

     

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:23 | Link to Comment Nictrades
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    These vids are great fun to watch but the guy is no dummy.

    He's alright with me too.

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:29 | Link to Comment Anonymous
    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:56 | Link to Comment economessed
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    walstreetpro2 has that swirly goodness of truth, perspective, determinism, and a gift for a jacking swing.

    I get a better education watching 6 minutes of his commentary/athleticism than I do in 6 hours of anything on tee vee.

    walstreetpro2, if you're reading this -- thank you.  I keep thinking this is how the citizenry felt about their conditions in 1774.  The got mad as hell, grabbed their long rifles, and pointed them at the bastards in the red coats.  All in order to form a more perfect union....

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:00 | Link to Comment Anonymous
    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:29 | Link to Comment tom a taxpayer
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    The Yankees have signed him to a 10 year $100 million contract.

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:31 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 09:56 | Link to Comment bonddude
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    He's a little more qualified than Caroline I would think.

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:35 | Link to Comment Anonymous
    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:39 | Link to Comment gookempucky
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    His element definitely portrays the ludicrous manners of the power elite class. More and more people are truly tired of the deadbeats in DWall street while the mixture of potassium nitrate, charcoal and sulpher continue to be accumulated. Gotta lovem-WalstPro.

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:41 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 23:34 | Link to Comment digalert
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    Maybe CNBC can squeeze this in one of there segments, might help their ratings.

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 14:12 | Link to Comment darkness (not verified)
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    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:52 | Link to Comment TwoJacks
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    I love the anger in these videos.  Knock 'em dead, wallstreetpro2.  You rock!

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:13 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 14:02 | Link to Comment Thoreau
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    you think this dude is dangerous in a shed, you should try driving on the roads with him & his ilk. i'm praying on being paroled from the south, real soon. good swing, though.

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 14:34 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 15:54 | Link to Comment tradertim
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    i think this guy is Babe Ruth re-incarnated!!

    he's good swinging right and left handed.

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