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on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:15
#49365
havent even watched it yet and i am stoked. thanks TD
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 00:55
#49684
Surely, this is Tyler Durden.
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:18
#49368
Thanks for the comic relief.
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:21
#49376
http://podcast.mktw.net/audio/20090826/mst826cardillo/mst826cardillo.mp3
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:41
#49397
Was this comic relief or are you serious???
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:28
#49459
Ha, definitely comic relief.
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 13:11
#49639
good video
good articles; good articles 4 slow news day ..http://www..
hat tip: finance news & finance opinions
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 16:59
#50808
Cetin?
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:19
#49370
jsut wish he'd got a sticker on the end of that blow he struck at 1-40.......sweeeet!
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:21
#49377
the "i cant even support my weed habit on $8/hr"
fucking priceless!!!
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:32
#49388
That space would make an awesome grow room
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:44
#49401
thinking the same thing. guess it just depends on where you are at (controlled temp).
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:34
#49469
The decline and fall of Western civilization is here.
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 04:01
#49713
Where have you been for the last century?
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:23
#49378
that looks like great therapy, i need to do build a shed to break shit in, and do the same.
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:29
#49385
best part is his sick laugh at 5:33, he rocks!!
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:33
#49390
There are a lot of "Joe Sixpacks" out there starting to feel like this. It's building.
We do , indeed, live in interesting times.
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:42
#49398
Loved the playing card-portraits in the beginning....a true hall of shame.
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:42
#49399
Id love to go out drinkin with this guy sometime.
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:52
#49417
4:14 knocks that lil thing out of the park
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 08:50
#49799
Obviously, he's been to the batting cages recently. Nice stroke !
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:53
#49487
Smoking & drinking, please! Southerners have a special way with the word "fuckin' " don't they.
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:45
#49403
Not one of his best, but I like the addition of the charts.
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:46
#49405
I think that was my daughter's playhouse!! - BOOYA Cramer... Take that!
You go boy
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:49
#49412
All I kept thinking was, "He should be wearing eye-protection."
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:20
#50207
Yup, one little plastic splinter and it's ER time
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:51
#49414
He had another video... just ast good
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:52
#49416
The new home decorator.
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 18:53
#49419
That is SO money!
Banker + WallStreetPro2 = hellava good vid!
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:09
#49438
pop up video added?
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:12
#49442
WalStreetPro2 is alright with me.
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:31
#49462
this hick needs to put some 'american ingenuity' to use and do something with his life. a nation of youtube complainers, america isn't perfect, its pretty f*cked ,but have you been around the world? billions out there that would trade places in a second.
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:02
#49495
Don't judge dude, this guy has a right to be angry and vent!!
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:55
#49547
What universe you livin in? Last time I looked the MSM was the final arbiter of what to be angry about and what subjects to vent on. Didn't you hear, Obama and the socialist Congress is havin a hard time passing Health Care and Cap & Trade. Time to put an SEIU troll shirt on and storm the gates.
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:46
#49593
Well said, #49547.
"MARK IT ZERO, DUDE"
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:49
#49597
Nuthin' wrong with socialism in my book. But Congress ain't socialist.
- AnonymousZero
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:23
#49514
I agree with the general precept. Regardless of how "bad" things are right now (and they are very bad for some people), the rest of the world is still VERY JEALOUS of us.
However, this guy is dead on correct about his anger. It is not misplaced, it is not useless. There is some serious social dislocation taking place, and if what Tyler and others here are showing us is true - that dislocation is only just beginning.
They can reflate bubbles over and over, but the impact will be less and less. Eventually the anger will spill over and (as one rube put so eloquently) the tree of liberty will need some watering (that rube being Thomas Jefferson). Unfortunately, the watering will come with some serious social upheaval.
We were put in a bind in 1932 that we have now turned into a Gordian Knot - economically, we rely TOO much on the government and "our rights". Joe Kennedy once wrote that FDR's biggest flaw was a focus on "rights" and not "responsibilities". Indeed, he was SO right.
Today, we're told that EVERYTHING is a right. Cheap gas, never falling stock prices, jobs, health care, a car in every parking space, etc. We have a RIGHT TO HAVE IT ALL - and at no cost to you! Don't worry, the government will pay for it.
There was a time when being jobless meant you actually LOOKED for a job. Tell my wife. She's going to ride out the full 79 weeks of unemployment she gets because "it's a paid year off".
Good luck, Obama.
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 23:44
#49663
The world is jealous of our magic printing press - nothing else. The problem is that there is a time bomb under it and nobody knows exactly when it will go off. When it does and our standard of living falls off a cliff, I can assure you they will be jealous no more!
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 01:34
#49695
The bomb already went off. It was an inverse speed bomb, reaching its maximum speed at the very last second.
We now see the city, county and state government started laying off government union workers, including court, prison, and law enforcement. The speed of the explosion shall approach its maximum speed when you see the federal govenment is laying off federal employees.
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 07:35
#49751
Actually, the wolrd is jealous b/c they think that this is the land of opportunity, where anyone has a chance to succeed. Well, what they don't know is this, just try to succeed in a market where the deck is stacked against you. lets's just take the financial market: where if you aren't at the very top of a company, you aint gettin shit! no bailout money for you (you probably lost your job in the process). Don't try to trade your way back into prosperity, b/c the flash traders have that market all tied up. You say you're going to start a business, well sorry mr entrepreneur, lending institutions aren't going to touch you or your great idea, unless of course you get a mez financing from an arm of Goldman, but they will squeeze every last drop of profit out of you, until you go bust (kind of like the restaurant guy that asks Paulie to become his partner in "Goodfellas". Oh, and don't go complaining to your govt. b/c they are too wrapped up in the graft to give a shit or they are too busy selling human organs on the black market.
So in short, they are jealous of the dream, they are jealous of the myth, they are jealous of the same things I am, the america of the past...
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 01:48
#49697
Yes, collect 79 weeks of benefit. You deserve it. You pay for it via your employer.
And, remember, don't pay your mortgage if underwater, simply walk away when and only when shriff shows up at the door (it is reported that banks are not going through the foreclosure process). In the meantime. enjoy your mortgage-free, rent-free home while it lasts. Oh, remember, charge everything to the credit cards until the line is exhausted and preserve your cash. You might need it later.
Disclaimer: The comment above is only intended for entertainment purpose and is based solely on the hearsay from the reliable souces, such as CNBC (Can Not Be Caught).
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 02:39
#49705
that's what I'm doing, lovin life, living for free, feels good to have a bailout...and almost forgot gambling in the biggest casino of all, Wall St.... time to go short some more WHR....
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 05:18
#49720
the rest of the world is still VERY JEALOUS of us.
no; not really, unless you are talking about Central Africa
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 09:37
#49850
About 80% of the world's population lives on less than $10 USD a day. About 50% of the world lives on less than $2.50 a day. So yeah, I'd say the rest of the world is still very jealous.
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 00:10
#49674
The negative effects of continued use of manipulation to control others are that:
* People will wake up to your "con job" on them and be no longer willing to support, assist or help out when you need them.
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:33
#49466
#49378
Therapy was the first thing I tought of.
I showed it to my wife so she would have a reference when I started bashing shit out back.
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:33
#49467
He just can't accept that "the trend is his friend."
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:57
#49603
walstreetpro2 understands the trend better than most of those pansy ass, manicure getting, blue label drinkin' punk ass pinstripe puff n fluffs...
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:34
#49468
Wallstreetpro2 is the cross between Buford T Justice from Smokey and the Bandit and Teddy Ballgame Williams.
High batting average, world class swing and a southern charm mixed in with homespun outbursts of profanity.
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:55
#49489
Did you see that guy's swing!!
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:01
#49494
One of his best, most intense smash sessions yet!! Brilliant!!
Man, Big Bird gets it BAD at 3:36, must see!!
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:14
#49506
Screw the bat - he went right to the modfied 4X4 from the get go.
But it it must have been Chinese hardwood 'cause it didn't last long.
He needs to strap an AR-15 to his back.
Pete
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:23
#49512
These vids are great fun to watch but the guy is no dummy.
He's alright with me too.
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:29
#49521
Still don't see any comic relief in any of this! Now maybe if some of da boyz from da GS hood or the FRRT (Federal Reserve Retaliation Team) came along, hung him in an inverted U and started sluggin his balls like Babe Ruth at Yankee stadium, then maybe we just might get a chuckle out of it. Or as Timmy Geithner likes to say, "No Pain, No Gain"
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:56
#49550
walstreetpro2 has that swirly goodness of truth, perspective, determinism, and a gift for a jacking swing.
I get a better education watching 6 minutes of his commentary/athleticism than I do in 6 hours of anything on tee vee.
walstreetpro2, if you're reading this -- thank you. I keep thinking this is how the citizenry felt about their conditions in 1774. The got mad as hell, grabbed their long rifles, and pointed them at the bastards in the red coats. All in order to form a more perfect union....
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:00
#49554
Walstreetpro is the greatest!!!!
I love these videos.
CLASSIC
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:29
#49576
The Yankees have signed him to a 10 year $100 million contract.
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:31
#49578
Now this is a man you want in congress, minus the bat of course. Can you imagine the press conferences? Beautiful.....
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:39
#49638
There was a congresscritter who savagely beat another right there in Congress.
...good times, good times...
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 08:56
#49806
He's a little more qualified than Caroline I would think.
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:35
#49584
1:22
"God dammit you broke my stick, You son of a fuck'n bitch...."
walstreetpro2.. Keep on--- keep'n on!
You fucking Rock Sir!
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:39
#49586
His element definitely portrays the ludicrous manners of the power elite class. More and more people are truly tired of the deadbeats in DWall street while the mixture of potassium nitrate, charcoal and sulpher continue to be accumulated. Gotta lovem-WalstPro.
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:41
#49587
1:52 out of the park.
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:56
#49602
He should go back to school, earn maybe a Masters or a PhD, and write about what angers him!
I did it...
His videos are a gas.
- AnonymousZero
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:28
#49626
The swing @ 1:52 is freaking brilliant -- out of the park (err - shed).
Man, I love this guy. Thx for that TD.
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:32
#49629
Hey...I'm the guy behind financialcrisiscards(dot)com
Want one free? Go for it...my gift to you. But only for the next couple hours or so. On checkout page use coupon code: ZH Sound good?
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:33
#49630
Is it me or does he seem a little more corporate every time I see him these days....did "they" get to him I wonder?
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:34
#49631
Maybe CNBC can squeeze this in one of there segments, might help their ratings.
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 13:12
#49633
yeh but rememeber paulson told the congress that unless they got their money there would be hell to pay.
good articles; good articles 4 slow news day ..http://www..
hat tip: finance news & finance opinions
on Wed, 08/26/2009 - 23:13
#49652
Bye bye white middle class. Standard of living is headed straight down.
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 01:28
#49694
I want to see Max Keiser interview this guy :-))
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 02:49
#49708
ha! Barack Osama is on the 8, probably doing 8 balls right now... fuck Barack Osama! Let's storm the whitehouse, after we target GS and short it to hell...
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 09:52
#49866
I love the anger in these videos. Knock 'em dead, wallstreetpro2. You rock!
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:13
#49895
you just gotta love this stuff. he's anything but an outlier. while the elites are staring down their noses saying nonsense, one by one,people are waking up.
Well done!
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:19
#49907
There goes the garage sale.
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:23
#50074
mad money for joe six packers...
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 13:02
#50266
you think this dude is dangerous in a shed, you should try driving on the roads with him & his ilk. i'm praying on being paroled from the south, real soon. good swing, though.
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 13:34
#50351
I'd rather watch this guy 30 minutes each night than fucking bitch ass "buy buy buy" CRAMER
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 14:00
#50415
We need more people like this guy. Right after he films this video, he will need to go to Wal Mart to buy more stuff on credit, and THAT helps the recovery.
on Thu, 08/27/2009 - 14:54
#50538
i think this guy is Babe Ruth re-incarnated!!
he's good swinging right and left handed.