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Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:15 | 49365 leathaface
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havent even watched it yet and i am stoked.  thanks TD

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 01:55 | 49684 Anonymous
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Surely, this is Tyler Durden.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:18 | 49368 Howard_Beale
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Thanks for the comic relief.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:41 | 49397 MsCreant
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Was this comic relief or are you serious???

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:28 | 49459 Humble Gentleman
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Ha, definitely comic relief.

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 14:11 | 49639 darkness (not verified)
Thu, 08/27/2009 - 17:59 | 50808 Bob Dobbs
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Cetin?

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:19 | 49370 rigger mortice
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jsut wish he'd got a sticker on the end of that blow he struck at 1-40.......sweeeet!

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:21 | 49377 leathaface
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the "i cant even support my weed habit on $8/hr"

fucking priceless!!!

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:32 | 49388 Miles Kendig
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That space would make an awesome grow room

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:44 | 49401 leathaface
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thinking the same thing.  guess it just depends on where you are at (controlled temp).

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:34 | 49469 Anonymous
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The decline and fall of Western civilization is here.

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 05:01 | 49713 Anonymous
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Where have you been for the last century?

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:23 | 49378 Anonymous
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that looks like great therapy, i need to do build a shed to break shit in, and do the same.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:29 | 49385 Anonymous
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best part is his sick laugh at 5:33, he rocks!!

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:33 | 49390 gmrpeabody
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There are a lot of "Joe Sixpacks" out there starting to feel like this. It's building.

We do , indeed, live in interesting times.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:42 | 49398 Dogfather
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Loved the playing card-portraits in the beginning....a true hall of shame.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:42 | 49399 VegasBD
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Id love to go out drinkin with this guy sometime.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:52 | 49417 VegasBD
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4:14 knocks that lil thing out of the park

Thu, 08/27/2009 - 09:50 | 49799 bonddude
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Obviously, he's been to the batting cages recently. Nice stroke !

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:53 | 49487 Bob Dobbs
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Smoking & drinking, please!  Southerners have a special way with the word "fuckin' " don't they.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:45 | 49403 ghostfaceinvestah
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Not one of his best, but I like the addition of the charts.

Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:46 | 49405 Bthewee
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I think that was my daughter's playhouse!! - BOOYA Cramer... Take that! 

You go boy 

  • o2
  • Maybe a few others will start "feelin'-the-need' for a purge!
  • Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:49 | 49412 TomJoad
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    All I kept thinking was, "He should be wearing eye-protection."

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 13:20 | 50207 Argos
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    Yup, one little plastic splinter and it's ER time

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:51 | 49414 MountainHawk
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    He had another video... just ast good

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:52 | 49416 Anonymous
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    The new home decorator.

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 19:53 | 49419 Anonymous
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    That is SO money!

    Banker + WallStreetPro2 = hellava good vid!

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:09 | 49438 Anonymous
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    pop up video added?

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:12 | 49442 fuu
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    WalStreetPro2 is alright with me.

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:31 | 49462 Anonymous
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    this hick needs to put some 'american ingenuity' to use and do something with his life. a nation of youtube complainers, america isn't perfect, its pretty f*cked ,but have you been around the world? billions out there that would trade places in a second.

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:02 | 49495 SteveNYC
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    Don't judge dude, this guy has a right to be angry and vent!!

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:55 | 49547 Anonymous
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    What universe you livin in? Last time I looked the MSM was the final arbiter of what to be angry about and what subjects to vent on. Didn't you hear, Obama and the socialist Congress is havin a hard time passing Health Care and Cap & Trade. Time to put an SEIU troll shirt on and storm the gates.

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:46 | 49593 spekulatn
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    Well said, #49547.

     

    "MARK IT ZERO, DUDE"

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:49 | 49597 Anonymous
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    Nuthin' wrong with socialism in my book. But Congress ain't socialist.
    - AnonymousZero

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:23 | 49514 Anonymous
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    I agree with the general precept. Regardless of how "bad" things are right now (and they are very bad for some people), the rest of the world is still VERY JEALOUS of us.

    However, this guy is dead on correct about his anger. It is not misplaced, it is not useless. There is some serious social dislocation taking place, and if what Tyler and others here are showing us is true - that dislocation is only just beginning.

    They can reflate bubbles over and over, but the impact will be less and less. Eventually the anger will spill over and (as one rube put so eloquently) the tree of liberty will need some watering (that rube being Thomas Jefferson). Unfortunately, the watering will come with some serious social upheaval.

    We were put in a bind in 1932 that we have now turned into a Gordian Knot - economically, we rely TOO much on the government and "our rights". Joe Kennedy once wrote that FDR's biggest flaw was a focus on "rights" and not "responsibilities". Indeed, he was SO right.

    Today, we're told that EVERYTHING is a right. Cheap gas, never falling stock prices, jobs, health care, a car in every parking space, etc. We have a RIGHT TO HAVE IT ALL - and at no cost to you! Don't worry, the government will pay for it.

    There was a time when being jobless meant you actually LOOKED for a job. Tell my wife. She's going to ride out the full 79 weeks of unemployment she gets because "it's a paid year off".

    Good luck, Obama.

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 00:44 | 49663 msorense
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    The world is jealous of our magic printing press - nothing else.  The problem is that there is a time bomb under it and nobody knows exactly when it will go off.  When it does and our standard of living falls off a cliff, I can assure you they will be jealous no more!

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 02:34 | 49695 straightershooter
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    The bomb already went off. It was an inverse speed bomb, reaching its maximum speed at the very last second.

    We now see the city, county and state government started laying off government union workers, including court, prison, and law enforcement. The speed of the explosion shall approach its maximum speed when you see the federal govenment is laying off federal employees.

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 08:35 | 49751 Anonymous
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    Actually, the wolrd is jealous b/c they think that this is the land of opportunity, where anyone has a chance to succeed. Well, what they don't know is this, just try to succeed in a market where the deck is stacked against you. lets's just take the financial market: where if you aren't at the very top of a company, you aint gettin shit! no bailout money for you (you probably lost your job in the process). Don't try to trade your way back into prosperity, b/c the flash traders have that market all tied up. You say you're going to start a business, well sorry mr entrepreneur, lending institutions aren't going to touch you or your great idea, unless of course you get a mez financing from an arm of Goldman, but they will squeeze every last drop of profit out of you, until you go bust (kind of like the restaurant guy that asks Paulie to become his partner in "Goodfellas". Oh, and don't go complaining to your govt. b/c they are too wrapped up in the graft to give a shit or they are too busy selling human organs on the black market.

    So in short, they are jealous of the dream, they are jealous of the myth, they are jealous of the same things I am, the america of the past...

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 02:48 | 49697 straightershooter
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    Yes, collect 79 weeks of benefit. You deserve it. You pay for it via your employer.

    And, remember, don't pay your mortgage if underwater, simply walk away when and only when shriff shows up at the door (it is reported that banks are not going through the foreclosure process).  In the meantime. enjoy your mortgage-free, rent-free home while it lasts. Oh, remember, charge everything to the credit cards until the line is exhausted and preserve your cash. You might need it later.

    Disclaimer: The comment above is only intended for entertainment purpose and is based solely on the hearsay from the reliable souces, such as CNBC (Can Not Be Caught).

     

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 03:39 | 49705 Anonymous
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    that's what I'm doing, lovin life, living for free, feels good to have a bailout...and almost forgot gambling in the biggest casino of all, Wall St.... time to go short some more WHR....

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 06:18 | 49720 Cheeky Bastard
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     the rest of the world is still VERY JEALOUS of us.

    no; not really, unless you are talking about Central Africa 

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:37 | 49850 Anonymous
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    About 80% of the world's population lives on less than $10 USD a day. About 50% of the world lives on less than $2.50 a day. So yeah, I'd say the rest of the world is still very jealous.

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 01:10 | 49674 Marley
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    The negative effects of continued use of manipulation to control others are that:
    * People will wake up to your "con job" on them and be no longer willing to support, assist or help out when you need them.

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:33 | 49466 OrganicGeorge
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    #49378

    Therapy was the first thing I tought of.

    I showed it to my wife so she would have a reference when I started bashing shit out back.

     

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:33 | 49467 Anonymous
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    He just can't accept that "the trend is his friend."

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:57 | 49603 Miles Kendig
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    walstreetpro2 understands the trend better than most of those pansy ass, manicure getting, blue label drinkin' punk ass pinstripe puff n fluffs...

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:34 | 49468 pigpen
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    Wallstreetpro2 is the cross between Buford T Justice from Smokey and the Bandit and Teddy Ballgame Williams.

    High batting average, world class swing and a southern charm mixed in with homespun outbursts of profanity.

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 20:55 | 49489 Anonymous
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    Did you see that guy's swing!!

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:01 | 49494 SteveNYC
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    One of his best, most intense smash sessions yet!! Brilliant!!

    Man, Big Bird gets it BAD at 3:36, must see!!

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:14 | 49506 ptoemmes
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    Screw the bat - he went right to the modfied 4X4 from the get go.

    But it it must have been Chinese hardwood 'cause it didn't last long.

    He needs to strap an AR-15 to his back.

    Pete

     

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:23 | 49512 Nictrades
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    These vids are great fun to watch but the guy is no dummy.

    He's alright with me too.

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:29 | 49521 Anonymous
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    Still don't see any comic relief in any of this! Now maybe if some of da boyz from da GS hood or the FRRT (Federal Reserve Retaliation Team) came along, hung him in an inverted U and started sluggin his balls like Babe Ruth at Yankee stadium, then maybe we just might get a chuckle out of it. Or as Timmy Geithner likes to say, "No Pain, No Gain"

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 21:56 | 49550 economessed
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    walstreetpro2 has that swirly goodness of truth, perspective, determinism, and a gift for a jacking swing.

    I get a better education watching 6 minutes of his commentary/athleticism than I do in 6 hours of anything on tee vee.

    walstreetpro2, if you're reading this -- thank you.  I keep thinking this is how the citizenry felt about their conditions in 1774.  The got mad as hell, grabbed their long rifles, and pointed them at the bastards in the red coats.  All in order to form a more perfect union....

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:00 | 49554 Anonymous
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    Walstreetpro is the greatest!!!!

    I love these videos.

    CLASSIC

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:29 | 49576 tom a taxpayer
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    The Yankees have signed him to a 10 year $100 million contract.

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:31 | 49578 Anonymous
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    Now this is a man you want in congress, minus the bat of course. Can you imagine the press conferences? Beautiful.....

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 23:39 | 49638 Anonymous
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    There was a congresscritter who savagely beat another right there in Congress.

    ...good times, good times...

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 09:56 | 49806 bonddude
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    He's a little more qualified than Caroline I would think.

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:35 | 49584 Anonymous
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    1:22
    "God dammit you broke my stick, You son of a fuck'n bitch...."

    walstreetpro2.. Keep on--- keep'n on!

    You fucking Rock Sir!

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:39 | 49586 gookempucky
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    His element definitely portrays the ludicrous manners of the power elite class. More and more people are truly tired of the deadbeats in DWall street while the mixture of potassium nitrate, charcoal and sulpher continue to be accumulated. Gotta lovem-WalstPro.

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:41 | 49587 Anonymous
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    1:52 out of the park.

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 22:56 | 49602 Anonymous
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    He should go back to school, earn maybe a Masters or a PhD, and write about what angers him!
    I did it...
    His videos are a gas.
    - AnonymousZero

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 23:28 | 49626 Anonymous
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    The swing @ 1:52 is freaking brilliant -- out of the park (err - shed).

    Man, I love this guy. Thx for that TD.

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 23:32 | 49629 Anonymous
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    Hey...I'm the guy behind financialcrisiscards(dot)com
    Want one free? Go for it...my gift to you. But only for the next couple hours or so. On checkout page use coupon code: ZH Sound good?

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 23:33 | 49630 Anonymous
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    Is it me or does he seem a little more corporate every time I see him these days....did "they" get to him I wonder?

    Wed, 08/26/2009 - 23:34 | 49631 digalert
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    Maybe CNBC can squeeze this in one of there segments, might help their ratings.

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 14:12 | 49633 darkness (not verified)
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    yeh but rememeber paulson told the congress that unless they got their money there would be hell to pay.

    good articles; good articles 4 slow news day ..http://www..
    hat tip: finance news & finance opinions

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 00:13 | 49652 Anonymous
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    Bye bye white middle class. Standard of living is headed straight down.

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 02:28 | 49694 Anonymous
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    I want to see Max Keiser interview this guy :-))

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 03:49 | 49708 Anonymous
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    ha! Barack Osama is on the 8, probably doing 8 balls right now... fuck Barack Osama! Let's storm the whitehouse, after we target GS and short it to hell...

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 10:52 | 49866 TwoJacks
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    I love the anger in these videos.  Knock 'em dead, wallstreetpro2.  You rock!

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:13 | 49895 Anonymous
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    you just gotta love this stuff. he's anything but an outlier. while the elites are staring down their noses saying nonsense, one by one,people are waking up.

    Well done!

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 11:19 | 49907 Anonymous
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    There goes the garage sale.

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 12:23 | 50074 Anonymous
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    mad money for joe six packers...

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 14:02 | 50266 Thoreau
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    you think this dude is dangerous in a shed, you should try driving on the roads with him & his ilk. i'm praying on being paroled from the south, real soon. good swing, though.

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 14:34 | 50351 Anonymous
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    I'd rather watch this guy 30 minutes each night than fucking bitch ass "buy buy buy" CRAMER

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 15:00 | 50415 Anonymous
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    We need more people like this guy. Right after he films this video, he will need to go to Wal Mart to buy more stuff on credit, and THAT helps the recovery.

    Thu, 08/27/2009 - 15:54 | 50538 tradertim
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    i think this guy is Babe Ruth re-incarnated!!

    he's good swinging right and left handed.

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