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Charlie rips Tyler and ZH!!!!
I love how they always reference blogs as being the lowest of the low in life.
Don't forget Mom's basement. That's mandatory.
It the comments send any of the viewers here, then thats a huge WIN.
This is funny, but seriously, I hope youre VERY anonymous. Otherwise it dont take too much money to pull a Spitzer on you. Of course, you probably never leave your house or sleep, so maybe youll be fine.
but... Tyler Durden isn't you're real name?! Scandal!
LOL, its CHARLIE! He was afraid of Jon Stewart for Christ's sake. I like him, somewhat, but he is not a tough guy and he is a shill.
blogs dont have corporate sponsers pouring millions into 15 second ad spots right after live on air recommends. who should we trust? hmmm
GE is just a big financial company. So is Goldman Sachs. Would anyone trust a stock market network owned by GS? Pretty much the same shit.
One pays the other. But you wouldn't guess which one pays based on that channel.
Charlie is on the case.
Good luck remaining anonymous because he's got a nose like a bloodhound.
Right. Bloggers don't matter at all.
Remind me, when was the last time you saw useful and relevant information on CNBS.
Bloggers are the only ones providing real news. The rest are a bunch of nut suckers and sell outs to the corruption that we are neck deep in. Charlie Chaplin Risaroni can shove it up "look here, I have two mountains stuck in front of me bimbo Caruso Cabaret" dancer's anus.
Nice one Macke!
Speaking of...is he back on CNBC or he still on a coke binge? That meltdown was many weeks ago....not even Sigmund could still be goin that long
Where did Charlie do this? Post the link guys!
It was the best laugh month to day
"tyler durden if that is even his real name" - way to come back strong gasbags.
A toast (i wish i could start drinking right now) to Zero Intelligence, L'Chaim.
RFLMAO Yo Charlie that is his real name and he really does live in Liechtenstein.
Who do you think provided the research on Tyler Durden for Charlie? Steve Liesman? Sue Herrera? Jimmy Cramer?
DK.
if they werent a bunch of pussies they would tell you themselves. how many people from CNBS do you think are lurking here right now?
Zero.
Captcha keeps em out.
That was awesome! True AND awesome! Well played....
They sure did. Zero Intelligence, idiotic bloggers, Tyler Durden probably isn't even his real name, etc. Charlie Gasbag and MCC the pompous one was all over ZH and TD.
Keep on them ZH, expose them for what they are.
When you have the great one, CNBC, ripping on bloggers, you know your winning.
Boxing to blow jobs what a career path...
keep it up guys---responsible reporting and the gadfly approach is getting under their skin bigtime. Once this bullshit rally runs its course they'll be exposed for who they really are: mindless shills
Tyler, either you DO matter on Wallstreet or Charlie has broken his general rule multiple times today for an unknown reason... I think it's pretty obvious that any response lends credibility to the former.
gasparino was on commenting about how he beat GS up forever and he's just telling the other side of the story but some guy ..."zero-intelligence or zero-hedge" is the moron who keeps accusing dear charlie of being on blankfein's fast-dial or some such nonsense.
best part was after charlie dropped the word 'moron' then tits-c-cabrera chimed in with the bit about the redundancy of calling bloggers morons. means a lot from a wench who's only attributes are the hooters she keeps posing with.
Just calls her 'tits' alrite? We know who you mean. I miss Liz Claman, breasts and beauty all together.
kinda figured so much ... but 'tits-c' kind of sings, doesn't it? i'll just call her that ... LOL. couldn't agree with you more about liz... thats like fast money. used to watch it religiously. then dylan left and they cast out jeff after his kneale-inspired rant. now all we're left with is missy lee's short hems and open blouses. not that i'm against either but some measure of substance would be appreciated.
Don't make comments about MCC like this.
It is wrong and just takes away from your credibility.
What credibility ? All anonymous. WTF Michelle ?
dude ... tha fuck ? so you either wanna call all of us blind, or deny the fact that she has more tits than brains .... go back to your GE whores and suck some for a pat on the back and a nice bag of blow ...
I haven't seen the clip, mostly because I refuse to watch CNBC and only watch clips posted on here and other blogs, but it seems quite unprofessional to use a national tv station to personally attack anyone for their opinions especially someone posting anonymously on the Internet. CNBC is supposed to be finanicla news not Bill O'Reilly or talk radio.
I call them the "Financial Jerry Springer". It's like some free-for-all with 1 min. market updates.
(C)lowns, (N)othing (B)ut (C)lowns!
I've read, but don't know if true, one of the producers came from Springer. Wouldn't surprise me a bit.
They have ruined Fast Money, but once they did that, they started this "Fast Money halftime report" with a countdown clock of all things. Interview segments way too short, but many turn into a shouting match anyway. Anchor's can't keep their big mouths shut. Not to mention the superior talent like Dennis Kneale, Bob Pumpsoni, and the crazy one Kudblow. If it wasn't for Santelli, Art Cashin, and Mark Haines (and he's drank too much cool-aid lately) I wouldn't even turn them on.
Now this with Gasbag and boobs for brains! Funniest shit I've seen in weeks.
Be relentless ZH, keep on their pitifull asses.
"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win."
-- Mahatma Gandhi
For the win.
cougar
APT quote cougar..
I was just about to post the same quote.
And THAT folks is the fast money trade of the day.
If I ever developed a tumor, I planned on naming it Cramer, but maybe I'll name it Gasparino.
good one
Charlie has always struck me as a mama's boy for some reason.
Ah NO ! If Charlie Gasparino criticized zerohedge ... I am not coming back here.
Marla at least I hope that Marla Zinger is your real name !
Any publicity is good publicity. A+
thanks charlie for all the free publicity. cnbc accidently opening their idiot viewers eyes
Relax Charlie. Have a meatball.
Charlie could use a real job instead of tongue wagging. With his build he might actually be able to produce something through physical exertion, but doubtful. Strong body but weak mind doesn't a widget make. Back to running dope packets for the syndicate and CNBC.
Hey Charles, look bud, I'll get my guy to talk to your guy and we're cool. ok?
I heard this on my way to the office. This is really a joke on a lot of levels. "I have to give GS side of story." Ahm?
The attack on me is by "bloggers of zero intelligence." A bit peevish overall.
Any respect I give to people reaches a limit. CG @CNBC, not only a "shill," a pill, in the fullest sense of that word. Sorry, we hardly knew yea.
The entire channel is in the hopper.
I don't see anything. is there supposed to be a video?
Guess no drinks for TD @ Elaine's tonight.
let's play a game in here tonight: spot a CNBC intern!
p.s. you can smell a rat from its use of fancy vocabulary to support zero fin knowledge and logic.
dead head is my real name.
just call me Mr. Head.
Congrats, TD. The Ghandi quote is most appropriate. You are winning with facts, questions, and intelligence. Thank you!
There is a guy sitting in the HFT trading enabler of Credit Suisse. I shit you not. His legal name is Head Bubba. People address him as Mr. Bubba.
Von Pragg sicked him on you. It was GS's whole intent of the worthless meeting the other day. "Charlie, we'll keep funding GE if you go get ZH". (excuse me ZI).
shank...still love your site....would love to see more of your charts in addition to kenny's and daneric's. thank you for your work.
Yo ZH, off topic but you see the interesting Talbott/Johnson piece over on Salon re: causes of economic crisis? Pretty provocative
http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2009/07/22/economic_crisis_part_one/
Apocalypse Now- Worth reading
Wow.........a must read. Thanks for the link.
While we wait for what I am sure it will Gasparino's destructive rebuttal to zerohedge there is an interesting take on earnings here ...
http://pragcap.com/chart-of-the-day-putting-earnings-in-perspective
I promise I'll start watching CNBC again if they implement a daily segment of Caruso jumping rope braless. That could be there new calling card? Don't announce the time...make it random every day, and then they could hook more viewers all day in anticipation.
i am sure her plastic surgeon would not allow it--too much pressure on the water bags.
Ultimate backfire CNBC:
You've probably just convinced a few of your sheep/lemming viewers that normally accept your vapid, brainless commercial commentary as gospel to come to a site that dares take an actual analytical approach to the market.
But then again, Dennis Kneale's opinion that "stocks are going to keep going up because people are going to buy them and this line is pointing upward" is a GREAT thesis. Keep it up. Fundamentals FTW!!!
link:
http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1191391586&play=1
Thanx for the link! Its towards the end of the vid clip where he has his hissy fit. That was pretty funny!
Tyler durden- doesn't have to be one person. It is a character from a movie. Tyler is a movement not a person. James Bond was never one person. I suspect Tyler is the same.
"Tyler is a movement not a person."
Project mayhem?
charile is aXXo of the financial world ... if you don't know who aXXo is ... google it ...
Charlie Gasparino is the best thing that ever happened to Zero Hedge. Well, besides Marla.
Remember that, and be easy on the guy... he's directed a lot of traffic this way.
Please don't post the vid. Don't give the CNBC lurkers any more attention, they get enough airtime. They love to see their names even in little know-nothing blogs like this one.
Clearly there is a movement afoot at CNBC (instigated by others senior to the talking heads) to engage the blogosphere. Ignore them, its what they hate the most.
Attacking the internet is like starting a land war in asia
...or going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
I almost didn't get that-funny
:-)
Wow, I never realized Charlie Gasparino was an abject narcissist.
Hey, Charlie! Look in the mirror and say hello to the only person who loves you more than your mother!
The really funny part about CG and DK having a problem with ZH is that they more than likely don't understand 90% of what is reported here.
agree
This all reminds me of 'the Running Man'.
CNBC has tried to script this by writing the blogosphere into the storyline.
Gasparino is Thunderball.
Its all fun and games,..until someone gets hurt,..right Charlie ? ? ? ? ? ?
Background noise.
Here's what I would watch:
Put an anonymous Russian quant on TV and show us how programmed trading actually works. Let's see how orders are executed.
In split screen, show the folks who lost their pension money watching the show.
That's financial entertainment.
When are the Zero Intelligence hats coming out?
This will on bring ZH more traffic!
TGI-ZH!