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Wed, 07/22/2009 - 13:42 | 11991 BabaBooey
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Charlie rips Tyler and ZH!!!!

 

I love how they always reference blogs as being the lowest of the low in life.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 13:44 | 11994 Gilgamesh
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Don't forget Mom's basement.  That's mandatory.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:06 | 12036 VegasBD
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It the comments send any of the viewers here, then thats a huge WIN.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:09 | 12042 VegasBD
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This is funny, but seriously, I hope youre VERY anonymous. Otherwise it dont take too much money to pull a Spitzer on you. Of course, you probably never leave your house or sleep, so maybe youll be fine.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 13:43 | 11992 Mr.Durbin
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but... Tyler Durden isn't you're real name?! Scandal!

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 13:48 | 12000 demsco
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LOL, its CHARLIE! He was afraid of Jon Stewart for Christ's sake. I like him, somewhat, but he is not a tough guy and he is a shill.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 13:49 | 12001 slore
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blogs dont have corporate sponsers pouring millions into 15 second ad spots right after live on air recommends.  who should we trust? hmmm

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:57 | 12097 VegasBD
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GE is just a big financial company. So is Goldman Sachs. Would anyone trust a stock market network owned by GS?  Pretty much the same shit.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 15:26 | 12162 Gilgamesh
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One pays the other.  But you wouldn't guess which one pays based on that channel.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 13:49 | 12004 DebtorShredder
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Charlie is on the case.

Good luck remaining anonymous because he's got a nose like a bloodhound.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 13:49 | 12005 Anonymous
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Right. Bloggers don't matter at all.

Remind me, when was the last time you saw useful and relevant information on CNBS.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:03 | 12030 Anonymous
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Bloggers are the only ones providing real news. The rest are a bunch of nut suckers and sell outs to the corruption that we are neck deep in. Charlie Chaplin Risaroni can shove it up "look here, I have two mountains stuck in front of me bimbo Caruso Cabaret" dancer's anus.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:37 | 12072 The Deacon
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Nice one Macke!

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:59 | 12106 VegasBD
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Speaking of...is he back on CNBC or he still on a coke binge? That meltdown was many weeks ago....not even Sigmund could still be goin that long

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 13:49 | 12006 Raymond Shaw
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Where did Charlie do this?  Post the link guys!

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 13:50 | 12007 lizzy36
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It was the best laugh month to day

"tyler durden if that is even his real name" - way to come back strong gasbags.

A toast  (i wish i could start drinking right now) to Zero Intelligence,  L'Chaim.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:01 | 12025 Milton
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RFLMAO   Yo Charlie that is his real name and he really does live in Liechtenstein.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:13 | 12048 Anonymous
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Who do you think provided the research on Tyler Durden for Charlie? Steve Liesman? Sue Herrera? Jimmy Cramer?

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:16 | 12052 Gilgamesh
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DK.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:24 | 12061 Anonymous
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if they werent a bunch of pussies they would tell you themselves. how many people from CNBS do you think are lurking here right now?

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 15:43 | 12182 earnyermoney
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Zero.

Captcha keeps em out.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 19:09 | 12378 Roy Batty
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That was awesome!  True AND awesome!  Well played....

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 13:50 | 12008 Screwball
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They sure did.  Zero Intelligence, idiotic bloggers, Tyler Durden probably isn't even his real name, etc.  Charlie Gasbag and MCC the pompous one was all over ZH and TD.

Keep on them ZH, expose them for what they are.

When you have the great one, CNBC, ripping on bloggers, you know your winning.

 

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 13:53 | 12011 Anonymous
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Boxing to blow jobs what a career path...

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 13:54 | 12012 peaceful
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keep it up guys---responsible reporting and the gadfly approach is getting under their skin bigtime. Once this bullshit rally runs its course they'll be exposed for who they really are: mindless shills

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 13:55 | 12013 Anonymous
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Tyler, either you DO matter on Wallstreet or Charlie has broken his general rule multiple times today for an unknown reason... I think it's pretty obvious that any response lends credibility to the former.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 13:55 | 12014 Anonymous
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gasparino was on commenting about how he beat GS up forever and he's just telling the other side of the story but some guy ..."zero-intelligence or zero-hedge" is the moron who keeps accusing dear charlie of being on blankfein's fast-dial or some such nonsense.

best part was after charlie dropped the word 'moron' then tits-c-cabrera chimed in with the bit about the redundancy of calling bloggers morons. means a lot from a wench who's only attributes are the hooters she keeps posing with.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:11 | 12046 Anonymous
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Just calls her 'tits' alrite? We know who you mean. I miss Liz Claman, breasts and beauty all together.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:43 | 12079 Anonymous
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kinda figured so much ... but 'tits-c' kind of sings, doesn't it? i'll just call her that ... LOL. couldn't agree with you more about liz... thats like fast money. used to watch it religiously. then dylan left and they cast out jeff after his kneale-inspired rant. now all we're left with is missy lee's short hems and open blouses. not that i'm against either but some measure of substance would be appreciated.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 16:23 | 12230 Anonymous
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Don't make comments about MCC like this.

It is wrong and just takes away from your credibility.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 16:33 | 12243 Anonymous
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What credibility ? All anonymous. WTF Michelle ?

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 01:14 | 12614 Anonymous
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dude ... tha fuck ? so you either wanna call all of us blind, or deny the fact that she has more tits than brains .... go back to your GE whores and suck some for a pat on the back and a nice bag of blow ...

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 13:56 | 12015 Mos
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I haven't seen the clip, mostly because I refuse to watch CNBC and only watch clips posted on here and other blogs, but it seems quite unprofessional to use a national tv station to personally attack anyone for their opinions especially someone posting anonymously on the Internet.  CNBC is supposed to be finanicla news not Bill O'Reilly or talk radio.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 13:58 | 12019 DebtorShredder
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I call them the "Financial Jerry Springer". It's like some free-for-all with 1 min. market updates.

 

(C)lowns, (N)othing (B)ut (C)lowns!

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:13 | 12049 Screwball
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I've read, but don't know if true, one of the producers came from Springer.  Wouldn't surprise me a bit.

They have ruined Fast Money, but once they did that, they started this "Fast Money halftime report" with a countdown clock of all things.  Interview segments way too short, but many turn into a shouting match anyway.  Anchor's can't keep their big mouths shut.  Not to mention the superior talent like Dennis Kneale, Bob Pumpsoni, and the crazy one Kudblow.  If it wasn't for Santelli, Art Cashin, and Mark Haines (and he's drank too much cool-aid lately) I wouldn't even turn them on.

Now this with Gasbag and boobs for brains!  Funniest shit I've seen in weeks.

Be relentless ZH, keep on their pitifull asses.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:00 | 12021 cougar_w
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"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win."
  --  Mahatma Gandhi


For the win.

cougar

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:03 | 12032 peaceful
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APT quote cougar..

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:30 | 12067 Gordon_Gekko
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I was just about to post the same quote.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:58 | 12103 Miles Kendig
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And THAT folks is the fast money trade of the day.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:00 | 12022 Anonymous
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If I ever developed a tumor, I planned on naming it Cramer, but maybe I'll name it Gasparino.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:25 | 12064 Anonymous
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good one

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:00 | 12023 Gilgamesh
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Charlie has always struck me as a mama's boy for some reason.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:01 | 12024 Eduardo
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Ah NO ! If Charlie Gasparino criticized zerohedge ... I am not coming back here.

Marla at least I hope that Marla Zinger is your real name !

 

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:01 | 12027 Anonymous
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Any publicity is good publicity. A+

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:02 | 12029 slore
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thanks charlie for all the free publicity.  cnbc accidently opening their idiot viewers eyes

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:03 | 12031 Anonymous
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Relax Charlie. Have a meatball.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:04 | 12035 Anonymous
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Charlie could use a real job instead of tongue wagging. With his build he might actually be able to produce something through physical exertion, but doubtful. Strong body but weak mind doesn't a widget make. Back to running dope packets for the syndicate and CNBC.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:06 | 12037 Stuart
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Hey Charles, look bud, I'll get my guy to talk to your guy and we're cool.  ok?

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:07 | 12039 crzyhun
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I heard this on my way to the office. This is really a joke on a lot of levels. "I have to give GS side of story." Ahm?

The attack on me is by "bloggers of zero intelligence." A bit peevish overall.

Any respect  I give to people reaches a limit. CG @CNBC, not only a "shill," a pill, in the fullest sense of that word. Sorry, we hardly knew yea.

The entire channel is in the hopper.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:13 | 12047 Anonymous
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I don't see anything. is there supposed to be a video?

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:14 | 12050 BlueBishop
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Guess no drinks for TD @ Elaine's tonight.

 

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:20 | 12054 Comrade de Chaos
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let's play a game in here tonight: spot a CNBC intern! 

p.s.  you can smell a rat from its use of  fancy vocabulary to support zero fin knowledge and logic.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:20 | 12059 deadhead
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dead head is my real name.

just call me Mr. Head.

 

Congrats, TD.  The Ghandi quote is most appropriate.  You are winning with facts, questions, and intelligence.  Thank you!

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 15:46 | 12187 Anonymous
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There is a guy sitting in the HFT trading enabler of Credit Suisse. I shit you not. His legal name is Head Bubba. People address him as Mr. Bubba.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:20 | 12057 ShankyS
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Von Pragg sicked him on you. It was GS's whole intent of the worthless meeting the other day. "Charlie, we'll keep funding GE if you go get ZH". (excuse me ZI).

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:22 | 12060 deadhead
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shank...still love your site....would love to see more of your charts in addition to kenny's and daneric's.  thank you for your work.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:25 | 12062 Veteran
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Yo ZH, off topic but you see the interesting Talbott/Johnson piece over on Salon re: causes of economic crisis?  Pretty provocative 

 

http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2009/07/22/economic_crisis_part_one/

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 15:06 | 12120 Anonymous
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Apocalypse Now- Worth reading

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 15:16 | 12144 Optimystic
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Wow.........a must read.  Thanks for the link.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:25 | 12063 Eduardo
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While we wait for what I am sure it will Gasparino's destructive rebuttal to zerohedge there is an interesting take on earnings here ...

http://pragcap.com/chart-of-the-day-putting-earnings-in-perspective

 

 

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:31 | 12068 Anonymous
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I promise I'll start watching CNBC again if they implement a daily segment of Caruso jumping rope braless. That could be there new calling card? Don't announce the time...make it random every day, and then they could hook more viewers all day in anticipation.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 22:17 | 12543 Anonymous
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i am sure her plastic surgeon would not allow it--too much pressure on the water bags.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:33 | 12071 Anonymous
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Ultimate backfire CNBC:
You've probably just convinced a few of your sheep/lemming viewers that normally accept your vapid, brainless commercial commentary as gospel to come to a site that dares take an actual analytical approach to the market.

But then again, Dennis Kneale's opinion that "stocks are going to keep going up because people are going to buy them and this line is pointing upward" is a GREAT thesis. Keep it up. Fundamentals FTW!!!

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:39 | 12074 Anonymous
Wed, 07/22/2009 - 15:05 | 12117 VegasBD
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Thanx for the link!  Its towards the end of the vid clip where he has his hissy fit. That was pretty funny!

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:40 | 12075 Anonymous
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Tyler durden- doesn't have to be one person. It is a character from a movie. Tyler is a movement not a person. James Bond was never one person. I suspect Tyler is the same.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:46 | 12081 Anonymous
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"Tyler is a movement not a person."

Project mayhem?

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 01:24 | 12615 Anonymous
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charile is aXXo of the financial world ... if you don't know who aXXo is ... google it ...

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:43 | 12080 Assetman
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Charlie Gasparino is the best thing that ever happened to Zero Hedge.  Well, besides Marla.

Remember that, and be easy on the guy... he's directed a lot of traffic this way.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 14:51 | 12090 Anonymous
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Please don't post the vid. Don't give the CNBC lurkers any more attention, they get enough airtime. They love to see their names even in little know-nothing blogs like this one.

Clearly there is a movement afoot at CNBC (instigated by others senior to the talking heads) to engage the blogosphere. Ignore them, its what they hate the most.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 15:26 | 12163 pinkboxtrader
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Attacking the internet is like starting a land war in asia

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 19:20 | 12384 Roy Batty
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...or going in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 19:39 | 12407 batgirl791
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I almost didn't get that-funny

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 22:31 | 12547 Roy Batty
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:-)

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 18:59 | 12367 Anonymous
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Wow, I never realized Charlie Gasparino was an abject narcissist.

Hey, Charlie! Look in the mirror and say hello to the only person who loves you more than your mother!

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 19:16 | 12381 Roy Batty
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The really funny part about CG and DK having a problem with ZH is that they more than likely don't understand 90% of what is reported here. 

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 19:37 | 12405 batgirl791
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agree

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 19:21 | 12387 Anonymous
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This all reminds me of 'the Running Man'.

CNBC has tried to script this by writing the blogosphere into the storyline.

Gasparino is Thunderball.

Its all fun and games,..until someone gets hurt,..right Charlie ? ? ? ? ? ?

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 20:49 | 12470 Anonymous
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Background noise.

Here's what I would watch:

Put an anonymous Russian quant on TV and show us how programmed trading actually works. Let's see how orders are executed.

In split screen, show the folks who lost their pension money watching the show.

That's financial entertainment.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 11:52 | 12834 Paul S.
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When are the Zero Intelligence hats coming out?

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 13:08 | 12916 Anonymous
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This will on bring ZH more traffic!

TGI-ZH!

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