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So Much For Predictable Markets

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Today's intraday bizarro market: bonds and dollar ticking higher, as stocks pretend to climb, with VIX sinking all day.

 

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Thu, 09/03/2009 - 13:55 | 57694 VLee
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Look out below...tomorrow!

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:14 | 57752 Anonymous
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Agreed, no volume on the pullback today and gold...

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:15 | 57755 Anonymous
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Agreed, no volume on the pullback today and gold...

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 13:59 | 57716 They steal from...
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Gimme those old fashioned GREEN SHOOTS!!!

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 16:03 | 57917 Gabriel Gray
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Green Shoots are in a bubble, sell em.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:01 | 57721 Rama V
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From where comes the demand for dollars?

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:15 | 57753 TumblingDice
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Why? You don't want yours?

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:49 | 57810 Anonymous
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I know a lot of people and businesses that are strapped for cash.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:57 | 58820 darkness (not verified)
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Never short a dull market!
So predictable

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:06 | 57732 Ben Graham Redux
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It's not trading, it's whack-a-mole. Whomever is going against what policy dictates gets a whack on the head! Watch this thing jump in the last fifteen minutes.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:19 | 57761 Anonymous
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Hehe , the famous high frequency ?:)

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:08 | 57740 Anonymous
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Will JPM and GS soon blow up due to short positions on Gold? Unable to keep price down as flows from Asia and Europe marching to the sky! Also Hong Kong just called all gold from London home to it's base. World in disorder. Gold could jump overnight. Dollar holdings in question, world soon to enter chaos as emerging players sell dollar denominated assets? Tbill bust and depression countdown continues.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:49 | 57808 Anonymous
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I'm sure ZH could deploy a small script to check for double-post, no?

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 16:28 | 57894 iknowNOW (not verified)
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Would think it takes more than reading 'data' to make it the presidency of the upper echelons, of one of the most powerful institutions in the world.

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Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:08 | 57741 Anonymous
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Will JPM and GS soon blow up due to short positions on Gold? Unable to keep price down as flows from Asia and Europe marching to the sky! Also Hong Kong just called all gold from London home to it's base. World in disorder. Gold could jump overnight. Dollar holdings in question, world soon to enter chaos as emerging players sell dollar denominated assets? Tbill bust and depression countdown continues.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:30 | 57777 Anonymous
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Bloody hell - when did tweakers start posting to the website? Put the crack pipe down and step away from the computer.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:33 | 57785 Bankster T Cubed
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no, JPM and GS won't blow up. All they need to do in that scenario is call up turbotaxcheater and Benzimbwe and say this:  "We need another blank check and we need it now."

the response would be "done"

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:21 | 57765 Anonymous
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are you guys making money? i have a full-time job, and a family, i dont have time to invest. Seriously, i would get slaughtered in the "open" market

i will never invest in stocks again
would you invest in the local crack dealer or pimp out the local hooker?
what's the difference?

is everybody looking to get featured in the money ragazine article re: how f-in filthy rich you are and how you picked out 16th china for your thrid house remodel?

how gay is that?

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 15:20 | 57851 Hansel
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Oh man, that's like totally gay.  Buncha silly gooses if you ask me.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 16:37 | 58000 Marshal Ney
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+69 (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:28 | 57774 Bankster T Cubed
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The SPX is so controlled it's just a big fucking joke.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:40 | 57798 Anonymous
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Well, trading the SPX (let's not talk about investing, either long or short) today is all about guessing the gang's daily targets... What chart did they draw in advance and how exactly they are to implement it. In other words, it is just like what trading a Soviet Union stock market index would have been.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 18:04 | 58091 Anonymous
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yes -- it was all sorted out yesterday at the close.
they just had to wait for 10:00 to sell the stuff down.
meanwhile we saw the chinese plus 5 % miracle over night and the europeans advancing on no / low volume. miracles, miracles, miracles .... yeah -- it´s all randow walk -- repeat after me --- it´s all random walk .....

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:51 | 57817 Raymond Shaw
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Good day ladies and gentlemen.  We have now entered a part of the markets known as the twilight (*cough* Donnie Darko *cough*) zone, where correlations count for horse manure of the most concentrated kind.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:56 | 57825 D.O.D.
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This chart reminds me of "Horten hears an Nwo"

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 14:57 | 57827 TumblingDice
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Washington DC only predictable market there is, where re-election is the fixed price for any favor.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 15:08 | 57839 FreddyInBangkok
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i think, you can't predict any market when the yield curve is plateauing.

your reason will be defied.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 15:10 | 57844 FreddyInBangkok
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do we have any yield curve experts out here?

does any such thing exist in this universe?

 

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 15:39 | 57872 SV
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Kinda... well not really in this current universe. John Galt was throwing down some yield curve ideas yesterday.  Unfortunately, the only curves most want to look at are the RoboTrader hot-plate special of the day.

I figure if people have issue with Tyler's call on it, he set up a special number for you: (288) 555-1534

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 15:40 | 57873 Rex Havoc
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Are we gonna paint the SPY tape on low vol today?

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 15:43 | 57875 Fish Gone Bad
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In case the Fed, Goldman Sachs, China, or Japan reads this posting... Can someone push FAZ down to $5 or lower?  Come on, give it a try.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 15:51 | 57890 digalert
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Looks like a double top head fake shoulder slide cup between leg forming elliot leg shift handle resitant parabolic support noise which is evidence of predictable outcome.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 16:28 | 57892 iknowNOW (not verified)
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Sue, Steve, and Bill were already relics then, so dont bother....

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Thu, 09/03/2009 - 15:56 | 57893 Comrade de Chaos
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TD, for those w/t BlomyLP, can we see who started buying SPX at around 2:44 (Semptember daylight time savings, 1 hr back?); it's kind of earlier than usual must be another green shot release after hours...

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 16:06 | 57923 Rex Havoc
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Liftoff - on time as ususal. If we could only get Amtrak to run as smooth.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 16:06 | 57924 Anonymous
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JPM with all their NY Fed backing to jam it skyward for the weekend. Booyah, so much great news out there-NOT

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 16:47 | 58020 phaesed
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No worries, Mercury goes retrograde next week with congress in session, next thursday we have Saturn and Uranus in opposition for a full week. Look for the sell off to last until the options expiration, but we'll probably pop tomorrow first.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 17:19 | 58061 deadhead
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if it pops in the a.m., my anus is adding to my short position.

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 17:52 | 58082 Anonymous
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Yes. You got it. After a (percieved as) positive jobs number tomorrow the rocket should come. S&P 1050 or even 1100 is possible. Financials will be the catalyst. But those that are in on the setup will be the first ones selling into the blastoff. Over the course of the next week the WS "clever" will reverse the 'unspoken but understood' place to be, and the aggressive bear neighborhoods will explode. They will make money both ways. The question is will you? Practice self discipline. It is your main tool.

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:57 | 58823 darkness (not verified)
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Hehe , the famous high frequency ?:)

Thu, 09/03/2009 - 18:17 | 58106 Anonymous
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Never short a dull market!
So predictable

Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:56 | 58814 darkness (not verified)
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...or maybe your point is the carry cushion just needs some Zoloft if it's so considerably depressed?

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