SocGen's Dylan Grice On The (F)utility Of Trading The News

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nope-1004's picture

since the average Zero Hedge reader has the attention span of an HFT algorithm


I take offense to your comment that.......


......... what were we talking about again?

Don't touch my junk fellas.


Eric Cartman's picture

Someone touched your junk, it wasn't me!

NotApplicable's picture

LOL, I missed that because I skipped the end of the paragraph after I read

"And for those who have not read 'Fooled by Randomness'".

Well, I've read it, and honestly, I don't have any spare milliseconds to waste rehashing.

Touché Tyler!

DeadFred's picture

"Fooled by Randomness" is one of my favorite books. I find myself referencing it all the time. It tells you more about the workings of your mind than you'll want to know.

ThisIsBob's picture

"News is for chumps."  (Joe Granville)

disabledvet's picture

"news" is irrelevant?  you mean "Fukushima really never happened," right?  (and neither did Libya, Afghanistan, QE, Healthcare, Erin Burnett...

Rynak's picture

I think the point was that all the tiny details don't matter so much. I notice this myself in general regarding my life. I have no TV, no radio and do not read newspapers. About once a month, or when i get a hint that something big is happening in my daily life (others are still connected, so i'll get to hear important stuff anyways), i do a broad search on events.

I've now been doing this for years, and the result consistently has been that i am NOT less informed - and actually benefit from less noise.

tired1's picture

TV, radio and newspapers aren't news, just more and more blatant NewsSpeak. I find the only utility therein lies in figuring out which way the herd is being steered.

NotApplicable's picture

That's the only reason I ever watch CNBS. And for MSM, I just watch the wire headlines which will run the same story all day long with an evolving headline (Bizarro World at its finest).

Jim Cramer's picture

That's interesting. I'll watch the weather but sometimes turn the "news" on and mute it to see what's happening. It would be better if the chicks were nude and the guys were being fucked by the chicks with dildos. Other than that the "news" hurts my head and makes me angry because these dipshits think they know what's going on. That would be and some "news" guy having a discussion about current events.

disabledvet's picture

"You miss nothing when you get nothing as well."  I won't argue with that.  I would say "there is a reason why the media is centered in New York like nowhere else in the world."  Just a thought of course.

Jim Cramer's picture

I can't tell you how many people from New York I've talked to and they literally think that's the only place anything happens and it's the center of the world. Fucking New Yorkers. One guy I visited with recently couldn't understand slang that those of us from the rest of the country (USA) used because he had never heard of such a thing. Stupid people. They don't get if a country attacks, first place is NYC, Terriosts...NYC......stupid stupid people. Sorry if I offend anyone but my guess is there are very few New Yorkers here???????

There is No Spoon's picture

I live in New York. Most people aren't like that but the ones that are won't stop talking. Also, a lot of people who don't live here like to talk about how they have some sort of connection to New York, how they visited, or used to live here, etc. They seem to think that a connection to nyc is somehow desirable or gives them some kind of credibility. Stupid doesn't stop at the Hudson. I don't get why we should know anyone's local slang though. Maybe I'm too stupid.

Smiddywesson's picture

That's exactly what Teleb discusses in Black Swans.

I did that too, I get most of my info from ZH.

Now rather than a programmed shepeople who believes he knows everyting and thinks exactly the way CNBC wants him to think, I am a deprogrammed sheep who thinks the world has been being invaded by space aliens.  Just kidding, but who is safer in our society, the paranoid who questions everything and is hard to lure with "news stories" or the sheep who trust in the system?

I would rather think for myself and be completely ignorant about developments in American Idol.

NotApplicable's picture

Fukushima can hardly be considered to be in the news, unless you count press releases stating what they knew weeks ago.

centerline's picture

Trade the news... LOL.  That has been dead for years.

LRC Fan's picture

Same exact pattern as the past 2 weeks.  Drop like a rock right around 945, get stable for a bit, rocket up 75-125, fall off a cliff in the last 10 min. 

Smiddywesson's picture

Probably a coincidence, wink.

dcb's picture

the have been a number of observations why thos happens. apparently there are a lot of taders who work early, leave come back.

I also think it is a robo setting.

I have tried to get ZH to figgure out how much you make if you in effect trade only certain parts of the day, usually two to three thirty. I don't have the comp power.

But since we live in a country where HFT is good, this crap is always going to happen. use the speed lines!!!!

Mercury's picture

"Without the news, I was missing the joy of a good story."

There's Taleb's narrative fallacy in action right there...

LRC Fan's picture

I think I've figured it out.

Bernanke takes his daily shits around 945 am and then again at 345.  I can picture it now...he tries to hold it in as long as he can, but comes up just short of the close.  Runs to take a quick dump and finds the markets down a good 35 pts.  Must suck. 

Diablo's picture

Taleb's 'randomness' is a great book.

makes u wonder who are the real 'sheeple'; ZH fanboys, or those who read 'people' magazine and buy aapl cause they like the advertisement.



Dr. Engali's picture

The Economist provides news? That's news to me.

Boilermaker's picture

REITs up 1.5% into the close.  Constantly bid directly upward all day.

Now, that's funny shit.  I don't care who you are.

Jim Cramer's picture

Real-estate is coming back my friend. Hours within The return of Jesus. Mark my words it's going to happen. REITS all the way. Lol.

RobotTrader's picture

Looks like we are about to complete a 3x3 displaced moving average turn to the upside.

All technical trading algos are going to be buying all intraday dips from here on out.

SheepDog-One's picture

'From here on out'...or until tomorrow morning, whichever comes first.

Jim Cramer's picture

I figured out that robotraders account is an account for all the new financial advisors at Goldman sucks. They login and get bonuses based on their retarded posts.

This ones for you Robo. "Thanks for the tip. I'm all in on every dip going forward."

DeadFred's picture

They draw the charts the night before then the algos 'etch-a-sketch' the lines in the next day.

SheepDog-One's picture

Taleb should just read RoboTrader, he's got all the news on whatever consumer stock happens to pop a point and claims to be one of his 'long time portfolio stalwarts'...until it drops, then alas he hardly knew ye.

disabledvet's picture

i havn't had a good game of chess in years.

THE DORK OF CORK's picture

Playing death for your life might give the motivation you crave - it would probably  stretch you to the limit.......

topcallingtroll's picture

Why do you have readers?

Because we also experience the joy of a good story.

Send this dude some money guys. He is not NPR nor PBS and this blog lives on donations.

The amount made from advertisers is a pittance.

slewie the pi-rat's picture

this is too fuking long!

Stormdancer's picture

On the other hand, since the average Zero Hedge reader has the attention span of an HFT algorithm, here is Grice's abbreviated perspective. (Of course, since Grice is right, and news are fundamentally irrelevant, we sometimes wonder why we have any readers at all).


You have readers because you go far beyond news into the realm of information.   Since arriving at ZH my knowledge base has broadened, the number of information points at my command increased, perspectives come from more angles and my ability to anticipate, adapt, improvise and overcome is greatly enhanced.

Many thanks to ZH and Tyler's seemingly inexhaustible energy.  And I still have a long way to go before I can say I intimately understand even half of what is on display.  Workin' on it :).  I sometimes think I must be google's greatest bandwidth eater thanks to all the stuff I have to look up definitions for when reading ZH.

LRC Fan's picture

LNKD down about 9% today.  Just above the opening price now.  Once it falls through that Bob Pisani will remind us that the initial price was $45 and so this 30% price drop is very bullish. 

NotApplicable's picture

After all, it can't go to zero, right?

lizzy36's picture

That is what they said about Nortel.

NotApplicable's picture

*glares at brand new, no longer supported Nortel phone on desk*

Eric Cartman's picture

The entertainment aspect, duh!

Smiddywesson's picture

I get all my news from RobotTrader.  

Just kidding RT, no offense.

I am a Man I am Forty's picture

this doesn't make much sense to me, information is pretty important

NotApplicable's picture

And so is disinformation, as well as timing.

The futility arises when one thinks incorrectly about such things, which is anybody who trades after believing they are well informed in a timely manner from the MSM.

DeadFred's picture

You have to have a knack to be a good MSM financial reporter, need to be a natural born 'sheep whisperer'.

lizzy36's picture

Knowing how to consume is the key.

Knowing how to filter 99% of the crap to find the 1% of gems.

Trusting the gem.

Quality vs. Quantity.

Because we experience the joy of great content.

Now where are the damn slide shows :P

Al89's picture

I tend to agree. Taleb makes the point that not enough time is spent thinking, too much is spent trying to process an endless stream of information (a lot of it contradictory). He doesn't say he doesn't follow the news, just that he only scans headlines on his bloomberg and nothing else (anything important enough will show up in that feed and he will check out factual stuff that is relevant to his trading). 

Good way of cutting out the noise which can impact upon trading performance. I'm not a pro trader but I'm experimenting with a tool called sharpreader (RSS feed). I have about 10 key sites linked to it and once a day I'll fire it up, check the headlines and only read factual pieces relevant to my trading. 

Time is much better spent thinking about the markets and trading strategies/researching them/reading books.

NotApplicable's picture

I was with you up until your last sentence. Whenever I think about markets, the only thing I see is a casino. While I'm not against gambling per se, I can't see much value in trying to figure out how to beat the house.