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Somali Pirates Disclose They Are A Subsidiary Of Goldman Sachs

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Mon, 04/26/2010 - 13:58 | 318324 BlackBeard
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We find the term pirates to be derogatory and demeaning.  The politically correct term is "privateer".

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:19 | 318382 knukles
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Yeah, well just wait to see how Goldman, et al, reclassify themselves with respect to derivatives trading after Dodd's bill passes.  Pirates?

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:44 | 318436 Mad Max
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I believe you mean non-government-affiliated privateer.

Lest those privateers with letters of marque and reprisal get their panties in a bunch.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:53 | 318454 BlackBeard
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Very good point.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 15:02 | 318473 ZerOhead
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I don't know... I'm sensing an affiliated partnership of sorts...


Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:46 | 318444 Sancho Ponzi
Mon, 04/26/2010 - 15:03 | 318475 ZerOhead
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Is it just me or is Bankfine looking a little gay these days?

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 15:46 | 318565 Inspector Asset
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Just one of the oil hyping operations of 2008. If you look deep enough, I m sure we would find AP writers on Goldmans payroll writing puffed pieces.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 19:08 | 318823 knukles
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Gay as the Vertical Stabilizer Art on the Greek C-130 Hercules.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 22:08 | 319067 MsCreant
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But it's pretty! Hell of man who can look good in a skirt. Need good legs for a kilt or a toga.

A big war plane like that is quite an erection. That and the Acropolis Palaiokastro, the Athenian Treasury, you know those erections those greeks are famous for.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 22:34 | 319087 Trial of the Pyx
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scroll down about 45% of the way...2nd pic posted by Ryo, check out the selector labels on this lower.

Tue, 04/27/2010 - 01:11 | 319188 Bolweevil
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that deserves an Argh!

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 13:59 | 318332 ReallySparky
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That's funny.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:05 | 318346 Eally Ucked
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After Mr. Dover series we have another drivel, supposedly funny, from another member of the same group. Probably he thinks he is very original in his writings. 

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:09 | 318357 MsCreant
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Because you are Eally Ucked, and post a "see no evil primate" as your avatar, I know you have a sense of humor. Loosen up, monkey around some. Life is too short. :-)

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:20 | 318385 Eally Ucked
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I promise you that I follow your advice, and the next time I read about GS involvement in blow up of oil platform or Mississippi tornado, I will laugh like crazy!


Mon, 04/26/2010 - 16:41 | 318650 Alienated Serf
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go crank one out and calm the fuck down.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:06 | 318350 BorisTheBlade
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Will someone please present Lord Blankfein with the following book: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_to_Be_a_God ? It's sensible to adopt it as a first read for newcomers into GS. Narrative seems appropriate:

The novel follows Anton, an undercover operative from the future planet Earth, in his mission on an alien planet, that is populated by human beings, whose society has not advanced beyond the Middle Ages. The novel's core idea is that human progress throughout the centuries is often cruel and bloody, and that religion and blind faith can be an effective tool of oppression, working to destroy the emerging scientific discipline and enlightenment. The title 'Hard to be a God' refers to Anton's (known as his alias Don Rumata throughout the book) perception of his precarious role as an observer on the planet, for while he has far more advance knowledge than the people around him, he is forbidden to assist too actively, as it would interfere with the natural progress of history.

Forget "Atlas Shrugged".

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:08 | 318353 buzzsaw99
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Paint it BLK.



Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:18 | 318376 Cursive
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I'm more apt to believe this than to believe that Goldman is doing God's work.  We need a Goldman e-mail search, keywords "pirate(s)" "Somali" "Mogadishu".


ETA:  I know it's satire.  Don't start the flaming.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:18 | 318379 Rusty Shorts
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Imagine that, Goldman Shanks having a Pirate Navy, raiding shipping they have shorted.


 - aye mate, aaaarrrgghhh.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:21 | 318388 knukles
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Arrrrragh, long's we don't 'tack thar Navie boooat, the'll be naught Peanlties, maties.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 20:49 | 318954 Oracle of Kypseli
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Since some of the GS crew are fairies, they also have "ferry boats"

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:18 | 318381 tmosley
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I was thinking GS might have actually taken over the Pirate Stock Exchange: http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE5B01Z920091201

I always thought it would be a good idea for these guys to open an insurance company, such that insured vessels are not attacked by pirates.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:26 | 318384 akak
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Shiver me timbers! 

As an honest and hard-working pirate, I take severe umbrage at my ancient and honorable profession being sullied by any implied association with the despicable highwaymen of Goldman-Sachs.  Any REAL pirate would sooner be keel-hauled and walk the plank than join such a band of scallywags!  Arrrrh!

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:22 | 318390 Moe Speeks
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It is just a matter of time,


Mon, 04/26/2010 - 16:12 | 318603 cougar_w
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Of course. I'll even go out on a limb and predict there will come a day when most global trade (across trade-protected borders) is reduced to piracy of one kind or another, perhaps smuggling. And if that's the case, how far down the path are smugglers guilds and tradable securities in privateer company stock? In the current environment, where free money chases any yield at all and the sun never sets on the casino lifestyle, why will anyone hesitate to invest in (crime) organizations that promise measurable returns?

This will absolutely save the bacon for coastal cities with functioning ports-o-call. I'm thinking Oakland, CA is half way there.

No sarc flag. 100% serious. Look out beyond 15 years and tell me what you see.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 17:12 | 318704 MsCreant
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Ya know, I had a laugh, in a sort of shallow way, said yeah, cougar is right, then thought, "But if I gave real criminals my money, I wouldn't expect to see it paid back, or a dividend." Then I had to say, "Oh wait..."

I'm with you.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 19:23 | 318833 Miles Kendig
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Great comments.  I do have a matter to bring to your attention for untangling MsCreant.  Ya, a first I know with you anyway.  If warranted then respond on the original thread.  peace   Page two, comment #316660.


Mon, 04/26/2010 - 21:10 | 318990 Sespian
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"Won't you help to sing..."


"Emancipate yourself from mental slavery;

none but ourselves can free our minds"

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:32 | 318408 merehuman
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Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:34 | 318412 merehuman
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captcha getting more difficult. Cheers to all of you.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:36 | 318414 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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When Lord BlankCheck reads this, which he will (ZH was only disallowed for the low levels of GS, the upper divisions read Robo at least once a day, not only for his charting, but for his pics and Leo's Greek videos), he will think, "ZH is on to something again.  Someone get my yacht ready!  I am going to Somalia!"

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:38 | 318421 truont
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Mon, 04/26/2010 - 17:04 | 318693 Mercury
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More likely just another ploy to join a yacht club.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:44 | 318437 Joe Sixpack
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It is clear that the pirates were hired to improve GS public image.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:45 | 318441 Mad Max
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Well, if you believe this, all the pirate stuff is nonsense being used to cover up the existence of an interdimensional gateway:


Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:50 | 318448 kaiten
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NWO is coming, and Goldman will be the World´s Central Bank ;)

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:52 | 318452 Chopshop
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well, since the Nigerian rent-a-rebels that show up (every time) the day before T. Boone is about to appear on Criminal Narrators Boosting are ostensibly on BP Capital's payroll, this doesn't seem to be that much of stretch.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 14:59 | 318466 dot_bust
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Yo ho ho, it's a banker's life for me.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 22:08 | 318467 Rusty Shorts
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Mon, 04/26/2010 - 15:05 | 318480 Amsterdammer
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I am just waiting to hear from the findings

of the British FSA investigation on the businesses or scams

ran fom the GSI-Interlanational-London run

subsidiary to read even more unbelievable

information. Watch out !

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 15:08 | 318489 Pladizow
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Its nice to see that giant squids and pirates have put their differences behind them and are now working on a common goal to fuck society.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 15:12 | 318499 potatomafia
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Mon, 04/26/2010 - 15:56 | 318576 bigdad06
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Very funny! Classic!:))

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 19:28 | 318844 Henry Chinaski
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I have seen a Green Flash before, but not when I was looking for it. It's never what you are looking for that gets you.

Quittin' to GS would be like swallowin' piss for eternity. Buy, buy, buy.

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Thu, 07/07/2011 - 01:52 | 1431796 newdeals2
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