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Sorry, You Can't Blame The Philly Fed's Collapse On Japan; And Goldman's Take Of Today's Trifecta Of Bad News

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Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:50 | 1291413 Clueless Economist
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The most obvious solution to our problems is a $10 Trillion stimulus package to create or save 10 million shovel-ready jobs.

I am the great KRUGMAN!

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:57 | 1291441 cowdiddly
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I agree these piddly little trillion dollar packages are just not cutting it. Lets try 10 trillion you stupid Keynesian pukes. I am fully condfident they will never quit printing this close to an election year. 

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:11 | 1291515 curbyourrisk
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Just have the FED pay everyone's mortgage and be done with it.  That would do more to recapitalize banks than any QE_ could possible do.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:21 | 1291564 Note to self
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AND everyone would have a little pocket change to go out and buy stuff - like food and gas.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:25 | 1291570 oh_bama
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What are you talking about? What problems?

  • RECESSION HAS BEEN OVER 2 YEARS AGO.
  • MORE AMERICANS BUYING EXPENSIVE CONSUMER PRODUCTS THAN EVER
  • MORE AMERICANS RETIRED EARLY THAN ANY OTHER TIME IN HISTORY!

 

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:45 | 1291399 Cocomaan
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Generally there's no snow in May, so you gotta blame it on something.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:47 | 1291411 john39
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blame the truth for getting in the way of a good ponzi. 

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:55 | 1291433 Temporalist
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It will be rain, or it's too hot, or too humid, or foggy, and of course winter will come again so people will be preparing early for that, and people had other things to do like baseball or vacation or they were at camp.

 

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:58 | 1291457 WineSorbet
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In the great words of Milli Vannilli: "Blame it on the rain"

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:15 | 1291520 curbyourrisk
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The rapture is scheduled for this Saturday.  Guess they can blame that too.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:44 | 1292009 Dental Floss Tycoon
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After the rapture the world will be without a moral compass. . . . I wonder if anyone will notice?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:47 | 1291410 buzzsaw99
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no matter what happens the squid will make their bonus and keep prattling on uselessly.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:49 | 1291418 john39
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when the signal is given to let it collapse, the insiders will short everything.   after the crash, they will suck up anything of value, taking us to the next stage of world fascism.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:03 | 1291469 vocational tainee
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And that is only  a couple of month`s ahead..

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:51 | 1291425 Jack Burton
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 Economic talking heads have proclaimed that Japan will indeed zoom into strong growth later in the year as the funds are made available to rebuild the NE section of Japan. So the big GDP growth story still has legs, at least among some of the usual suspects.

When the ultimate loss in electrical generating power from the nuclear crisis makes itself felt and the large areas of nuclear contamination are admitted, this will kill a lot of the rebuilding boost. Not to mention Japan faces the deficit crisis sooner or later.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:54 | 1291427 A Man without Q...
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Meanwhile over in Euro, CDS spreads are sharply wider as the EU Zone heads try to push the Greece restructuring solution which will leave the ECB insolvent and require capital injection from member states.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:54 | 1291428 monopoly
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When will people wake up to what is being stolen from them? How stupid can the country be? It is so obvious to all of us here. Except the few morons that frequent the site.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:52 | 1291429 RobotTrader
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I don't know, but when lawnmower companies like Toro run from $20 to $65 and is up another 4% today after that huge run.....

Seems like those stocks should be locked in an absolutely vicious downtrend with all this horrid news.

But they keep going up.

People seem to be buying stocks with the utmost urgency, no matter how bad the news is.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:55 | 1291446 writingsonthewall
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"People seem to be buying stocks with the utmost urgency, no matter how bad the news is."

Hey Robot - you found some idiot friends you can hang about with now.

....or are you being suckered...?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:56 | 1291449 buzzsaw99
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momotrader u never disappoint.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:00 | 1291451 Robslob
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RoboShill...how is it you never follow up on any of your 1 day wonders / winners...like TZOO?

You are truly a tranny.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:48 | 1291698 SheepDog-One
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Its the magic of MomoFader, no matter what the day he can find some bullshit stock pop that he can pretend he owns a lot of.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:35 | 1291630 ZakuKommander
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This preposterous frenzy is based upon the beliefs that equities constitute the only manipulated market designed not to fail. Someday there will be much weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:44 | 1291687 SheepDog-One
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At this point, RainbowTrader should just be ashamed of his shillery and stop posting. If Tyler or someone else pays him to be here they should be real ashamed of themselves. Theres really no call for extra evil in this world today.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:49 | 1291723 SheepDog-One
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Lawnmowers now huh... Robo you expanding your lawn mowing service then?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:51 | 1291431 doomandbloom
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snow?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:54 | 1291439 writingsonthewall
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Isn't it snowing in Japan?

 

There's the problem with the Phily Index.

...oh and there's your annex skywalk - a great place for an ambush.

...oh and there's the droids you're looking for - move along, move along.

 

This is what they did in 1931 - 1940 - lied about everything in the hope it would change something....but it didn't, things didn't get better simply because they hoped it would.

 

I must say it's been an extraordinary year - have there been this many disasters - or is it that we're just noticing them more because we have no money and are exposed to the slightest ripple in the fabric of the earth?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:22 | 1291558 Temporalist
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Yea, nuclear fallout.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:54 | 1291440 GOSPLAN HERO
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"There is no art which one government sooner learns of another, than that of draining money from the pockets of the people."

-- Adam Smith

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:55 | 1291447 RobotTrader
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Uh oh....

Silver and gold just crashed.

Yep, if the economy is weakening, they dump gold and silver, buy dollars, and buy consumer and REIT stocks.

Makes no sense, but that is what is happening.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:03 | 1291470 Robslob
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lmao

.83% down ($8) in gold is a crash...then

OMG the Dow is crashing as it is down 11 points...

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:10 | 1291512 lieutenantjohnchard
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the child exaggerates to draw attention to himself. that was the purpose of the blow up charts. i'll bet at christmas dinner the adults park him at the children's table so they'll have someone to entertain them while the adults talk in the dining room.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:06 | 1291480 vocational tainee
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Meet you in six month..

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:10 | 1291501 lieutenantjohnchard
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robottrader. when you need yesterday's news.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:18 | 1291551 Urban Roman
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When gold gets down to $500 again, I'm defintely buying.

When will that be, RT?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:49 | 1291708 SheepDog-One
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OMG DOW down 10 points CRASH CRASH CRASH!!

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:57 | 1291454 Matxeu
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Tyler, your surreal news of the day- CDC warns of 'Zombie-Apocalyse'

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:02 | 1291460 Robslob
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Let's see where these are at the end of July but that would require you to keep up with all the trash you pitch like you actually know what you are talking about...RoboShill...

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:59 | 1291461 Fish Gone Bad
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It is scary how the 3 core meltdowns at Fukushima are no longer news worthy.  The problem has not been fixed, and the cores continue to spew radiation.  Then of course there is still the piles of dead gulf sea animals that are no longer news either. 

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:09 | 1291494 Tyler Durden
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Have you not heard of the Fukushima social network IPO coming to you courtesy of a conflicted underwriting syndicate that needs to keep valuations in the comp universe (in which the syndicate is directly invested) at 1,000+ P/E?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:49 | 1291717 ZakuKommander
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I signed up for LinkedIn early on, probably in a vodka induced stupor. I have responded to those requests to be linked with people I know, who are at least somewhat interesting. But for the life of me I cannot comprehend that this network and it's ugly, boring site have any genuine utility for business or entertainment. The IPO frenzy for LI is indeed a sign that we as a species are doomed.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:57 | 1291751 Note to self
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Agree.  I guess the value is in selling the data on those that sign up.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:21 | 1291568 djsmps
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During his upcoming speech, do you think Obama will mention the ginormous porn stash bin Laden had?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:40 | 1291647 sbenard
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He won't mention it until he has personally perused it all. I wonder if they'll release it to the public! Will that be their proof of Bind Laden's "elimination" perhaps? Hmm!

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:07 | 1291496 I am Jobe
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WTF happened to the Fucking Green Shoots you fucking Ben and Greenspan and Timmy. Time to hang these bastards period. More Hope and Change we can all fucking believe in

 

40 BIG signs the USA is at the brink of economic collapse

http://investmentwatchblog.com/40-big-signs-the-usa-is-at-the-brink-of-e...

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:17 | 1291547 FreeNewEnergy
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Green shoots. Why didn't anybody tell me about the free buffet? Any donuts left?

I'll be at Hooter's Wing Eating Festival with the Bernanke live on CNBC. BYOB (Bring your own bib).

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:08 | 1291503 I am Jobe
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Seaweeds are going to be glowing in the dark. Underworld life will take a new life. Can we get some Bankers to help out by sending them to TEPCO and wave that goodbye flag.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:12 | 1291506 Tense INDIAN
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Nifty Broke Something :::

 

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Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:17 | 1291528 Josh Randall
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Let me get this straight:

TEPCO and F.U.-shima are bad for business

Fake birth certifcates are good for stocks

Fake captures and burrials at sea are good for a devalued dollar and bearish for PM's

Bad umemployment numbers are Bullish for TZOO and LinkedIn

 

 

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