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You didn't expect a spike in volume on the puke, did you. Keep an eye on the real action, better known as AH.

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Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:07 | 77663 Cognitive Dissonance
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Have you EVER seen "just-like-average-Joe" Cramer with his shirt sleeves rolled DOWN?

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:15 | 77676 Anonymous
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I just like that he continuously rolls them throughout the show so they end up in his armpits. Looks like he's getting ready to scoop out some pumpkins or something.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:44 | 77727 Sancho Ponzi
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With any luck, he'll be selling hot dogs on a NYC street corner in a couple of years.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:47 | 77732 Anonymous
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looks to me like he is getting ready to scoop
shit out of a horse's ass....or his own mouth

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 19:26 | 77952 Anonymous
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Cramer just basically admitted he may have bipolar alcohol issues...

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:08 | 77667 digalert
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buy buy buy > sell sell sell

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:13 | 77671 TraderMark
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Not to worry folks, we can take care of the free market in after hours

 

This is what we do, and we do it well

Back to your normally scheduled up market tomorrow.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:14 | 77673 putbuyer
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OMG! Tyler you are on a tear today. You the best bro.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:15 | 77675 Anonymous
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the only difference between cramer and a bucket
of shit is the bucket....

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:29 | 77716 MountainHawk
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+1

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 18:11 | 77864 Hrundi V. Bakshi
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i know you did not mean to insult shit by comparing it to cramer. at least shit is useful.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:15 | 77677 NoBull1994
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i hope his charitable trust took a big dick right in the pooper this afternoon.  today's post-announcement spike may well have marked the top.....

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:15 | 77678 Anonymous
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Can we please use eastern time on the charts... where the market really lives!
-vreporter

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:16 | 77680 thegreatsatan
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did anyone else see the correlating drop in the DOW, ramp up in volume, once cramer went to commercial

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:16 | 77681 TraderMark
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Pretty startling admission by Doug Kass at end of this interview.

"After years of greatness, the U.S. is destined for not so greatness."

http://www.fundmymutualfund.com/2009/09/doug-kass-interview-at-realclear...

I mean when anonymous, goofball bloggers (source: Gasparino, Kneale) say it, it's one thing.  But when Kass says it... oh well, time to find a way to besmirch him CNBC.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:21 | 77692 Anonymous
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Doug Kass comes pretty close.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:18 | 77684 pigpen
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So is the us dollar funeral postponed? I made the best chicken pot pie and brownies for the after funeral gathering.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:20 | 77690 lizzy36
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i read that as pot brownies and almost asked for an invite to the wake....

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:26 | 77707 pigpen
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Lizzy, you made my day with your reference to cramer buying AIG and your being stoned. Love your comments.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:22 | 77695 TraderMark
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The funeral will be a good thing

(source: Steve Liesman)

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:24 | 77703 TraderMark
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replying to yourself is pretty uncouth but I have bad manners.

 

didnt steve liesman work in Argentina for a while?  Or was it Russia?

Either way - he sees the great things destroying a currency can do. 

 

Ummm... *blank stare*

I am still boggled that the chief economist for Bubble Tv would utter such stuff.

 

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:40 | 77724 Anonymous
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I live in Argentina and I hear you. But just not yet.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 20:42 | 78012 reading
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Russia...and yes you are right.  Did you see him tonight on Kudlow? Penta about took him out and Larry was even pitching in to help.  I actually think Larry might just be be seeing the light that things aren't as Rosey as he might have been thinking while slinging his never ending propaganda...

http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1274505797&play=1

Fast Forward to 3:50 to where it starts with Santelli...then it goes on from there at 6 mins with Penta,  but the best moment starts at 8:30 that's the must see part

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:23 | 77700 Anonymous
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lmso.....could you bake up a batch of brownies
and potato salad?

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:29 | 77718 pigpen
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Yes, please let me know any and all dietary restrictions. I am in charge of the food.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 17:06 | 77758 Gilgamesh
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Does this mean that dancing is cancelled?

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:19 | 77688 sysin3
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Well lookee what happens when you kill every last mother-lovin' short.  Not so much support on the way down, huh ?

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:21 | 77691 I am a Man I am...
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I want 5 minutes of my life back.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 17:11 | 77764 Jim B
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+1

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:25 | 77705 Dr Hackenbush
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Many of Cramer’s viewers are lonely pig farmers, fond of the familiar squeal sounds he makes. 

 

 

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:28 | 77709 Anonymous
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I love it when she says "we are at 99,and may be people take a breather and we are at 10". Actually people took a breather and we are at 97 (lol)

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:28 | 77711 AN0NYM0US
Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:28 | 77715 Groty
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Cramer predicts the market direction based on the most recent tick.

I'd bet his show would be joining Dennis Kneale's in CNBC heaven if he didn't have a multi-year deal.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:30 | 77719 CD
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Here's an interesting picture from across the pond -- perhaps something that will unfortunately catch on once again:

 

British graduate scores in sandwich-board job hunt

http://www.reuters.com/article/wtUSInvestingNews/idUSTRE58L2HI20090922?pageNumber=1&virtualBrandChannel=0

 

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:34 | 77722 TraderVix
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Wake me when the Dow drops +80 for three straight days. Abby said we're going to 1100 and we ain't there yet.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:38 | 77723 BT310
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Mutiny by HAL 1000.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:46 | 77730 Anonymous
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Then if any one at all is to have the privilege of lying, the rulers of the State should be the persons; and they, in their dealings either with enemies or with their own citizens, may be allowed to lie for the public good. But nobody else should meddle with anything of the kind; and although the rulers have this privilege, for a private man to lie to them in return is to be deemed a more heinous fault than for the patient or the pupil of a gymnasium not to speak the truth about his own bodily illnesses to the physician or to the trainer, or for a sailor not to tell the captain what is happening about the ship and the rest of the crew, and how things are going with himself or his fellow sailors.

Most true, he said.

If, then, the ruler catches anybody beside himself lying in the State,

'Any of the craftsmen, whether he be priest or physician or carpenter,'

he will punish him for introducing a practice which is equally subversive and destructive of ship or State.

Most certainly, he said, if our idea of the State is ever carried out.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:51 | 77737 Anonymous
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Seems stuff is being bid up slightly after hours. Apparently this is a great time to buy!

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:52 | 77741 AN0NYM0US
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Would it not be a better strategy to ignore CNBS rather than mock them? 

Zero, you probably are responsible for half of the traffic to the CNBS website

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 23:16 | 78132 Tyler Durden
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they need some ad revenue. plus they are useful. read your Lacan and Zizek.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 16:59 | 77748 Hephasteus
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Weird. They seem to be running the same accum volume difference each day or scary amount of sameness.

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 17:00 | 77749 NHL
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Marc Farber just called Bernankee "John Law"

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 17:06 | 77760 pooplagrande
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Cramer...'knockin back the tequilla'...could you imagine how annoying dumbo would be juiced up on tequilla?

Internet Tsunami? WTF? Are we back in 99?

Hey Blodget! AMZN 400?!?

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 17:11 | 77765 putbuyer
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I hate clowns

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 17:15 | 77768 Anonymous
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Ad hominem attacks by posters clutter space...

Wed, 09/23/2009 - 22:18 | 78080 Fidel Sarcastro
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"John Law"...LOL!  Or "Mr. F*CKNG duchebag."

Thu, 09/24/2009 - 02:29 | 78270 Mediocritas
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00:17, after making his statement he looks down and left.

Indicates that he has no confidence in what he just said. Doesn't mean he can't be right though...

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