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"Too Pitchforked To Fly Away To Non Extradition Countries"
Is it just me, or does this guy look like American Psycho?
Looks like a drunken Will Farrell to me.
He does doesn't he.
The pod people got Cliggott. That sounded like dribble coming out of his mouth.
Only on Wall Street and academic circles can +/- 25% revisions be an acceptable norm.
The rest of us are berated as incompetents for being off 3% in our projections...simply amazing.
Ah, Bateman....where is he when we need him?
He does. And a grade-A douche. I guess that's the same.
An artificial recovery spiked by trillions of dollars of money printing is not a real recovery. It's artificial!
With those hyperactive eylids, is he typing out some sort of message in Morse code like a Vietnam POW??
"I'm lying my ass off, STOP. Morgan is paing me to say this, STOP"
My old lady said he looks like "winkie" the talking schlong...
Time to invent likewise sayings.
To <blank> to <blank>.
Allow me to add in.
To Pretty to Congeal.
it'd be cheaper for the FED to distill gin and hand it to one and all than to print money to infinite numbers...therefor, my phrase entry is:
TO DRUNK TO REMEMBER
too broke to pay attention.
Too fat to fuck
Too manipulated to believe
Too idealized to succeed
Too Corrupt To Live
Too Greedy To Breathe
Too Evil To Exist
Too tarred and feathered to preen and strut.
Too hanged to parrot talking points.
Line every one of these mutha-truckers up and shoot'em.
did they have that "recovery" while I was out getting beer and cigarettes? because I TOTALLY missed it:-(
kinda like the conclusion of prom night...
How the hell can you still afford beer and cigarettes?
Nice! My favorite line from the article: The unspoken agenda is to "redefine the 'cheap' in 'cheap drunk.'"
Oh, pshaw. Spend the extra two bits per can and just get the Coors or Miller 24oz tallboys.
If $0.25 is pushing those out of reach, you should probably switch up to TILT or bum-wines.
A $2.50 TILT or two will level ya.
I've simply allocated a portion of my hooker and cocaine money towards my beer and cigarette fund. it was a sacrifice but life is a series of sacrifices...and I felt this one was worth it.
You are made of stern stuff sir, a true iron man we should all hold up as a high example of the manly virtues of prudence and sacrifice.
You sir, are the Horatio Alger of the 21'st century.
You can't make this stuff up !
The utterances of these higly paid MBAs get ever more shrill and ridiculous.
As for the real world, here is a nice video of James Turk interviewing GATAs Bill Murphy:
As for the real world, here is a baby monkey riding a pig.
Allegorical exposition of the fat of the land being screwed by the banksters.
Yes, we are the Baby Monkeys holding on for Dear Life whilst the Pigs Run Wild...
Whew, the Baby Monkey just cost me an hour....
When I heard..
"Baby Monkey Baby Monkey, riding backwards on a pig, Baby Monkey",
I became suspicious that this song was written specifically for this video.
That poor pig is just a baby himself but he's stuck in the monkeys needs.
Monkeys generally get several months of nearly uninterupted clinging to mother.
This is going to get about as wierd as bird imprinting when they grow up.
Yet too fast to live?
Welcome to the James Dean economy.
Ha ha. Q. What do you call 5,000 young investment bankers at the bottom of the ocean.A. Not "Too Young To Die."
A. A good start.
too wet to dry out.
1.GOM oil well plug.
5.Goldman Sachs employees
A. A polluted Ocean
Hate IT ..................................................
No Greg this is a case where only the good (intentions) die young...
Well, they [loaded you with debt], told you to prayThey built you a temple and locked you awayAw, but they never told you the price that you payFor things that you might have done.....Only the good die young…
+1 for the Peter Sarstedt reference.
Was an aborted fetus ever alive?
No idea, but the current set of oligarchs sure do love that aborted fetus flavor. Tastes like more money.
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