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Step Aside "Too Big To Fail" - Morgan Stanley Comes Up With The New Catchphrase; Calls Recovery "Too Young To Die"
Asked about the fate of the economic "recovery", which incidentally is nothing more than a $2 trillion dollar dilution-funded blip on the depressionary downtrend commenced in December 2007, Greg Peters, the head of fixed income research, at Morgan Stanley, the firm whose other fixed income strategist Jim Caron will now have been proven wrong three years in a row following his annual broadly bullish call for a jump in rates (not based on bearish considerations such as those postulated by Bill Gross... bullish), tells Tom Keene that the recovery is "Too Young To Die." Yep. That's the justification. Alas there was no mention that the 98 year old ponzi scheme perpetrated by the Fed since 1913 is now "Too Obvious To All." And when that fails, many of the same people who get paid huge sums of recycled taxpayer money to come up with catchy four word slogans while spouting flawed economic projections will suddenly find themselves "Too Pitchforked To Fly (Away To Non Extradition Countries)"
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"Too Pitchforked To Fly Away To Non Extradition Countries"
Love it....
Is it just me, or does this guy look like American Psycho?
Looks like a drunken Will Farrell to me.
He does doesn't he.
The pod people got Cliggott. That sounded like dribble coming out of his mouth.
Only on Wall Street and academic circles can +/- 25% revisions be an acceptable norm.
The rest of us are berated as incompetents for being off 3% in our projections...simply amazing.
Ah, Bateman....where is he when we need him?
BOOM!
He does. And a grade-A douche. I guess that's the same.
An artificial recovery spiked by trillions of dollars of money printing is not a real recovery. It's artificial!
With those hyperactive eylids, is he typing out some sort of message in Morse code like a Vietnam POW??
"I'm lying my ass off, STOP. Morgan is paing me to say this, STOP"
My old lady said he looks like "winkie" the talking schlong...
Time to invent likewise sayings.
To <blank> to <blank>.
Allow me to add in.
To Pretty to Congeal.
it'd be cheaper for the FED to distill gin and hand it to one and all than to print money to infinite numbers...therefor, my phrase entry is:
TO DRUNK TO REMEMBER
+1984
too broke to pay attention.
cha ching
Too fat to fuck
Too manipulated to believe
Too idealized to succeed
Too Corrupt To Live
Too Greedy To Breathe
Too Evil To Exist
Too tarred and feathered to preen and strut.
Too hanged to parrot talking points.
Line every one of these mutha-truckers up and shoot'em.
did they have that "recovery" while I was out getting beer and cigarettes? because I TOTALLY missed it:-(
+1
LOL
kinda like the conclusion of prom night...
How the hell can you still afford beer and cigarettes?
http://theweek.com/article/index/211595/walgreens-50-cent-beer
Nice! My favorite line from the article: The unspoken agenda is to "redefine the 'cheap' in 'cheap drunk.'"
Oh, pshaw. Spend the extra two bits per can and just get the Coors or Miller 24oz tallboys.
If $0.25 is pushing those out of reach, you should probably switch up to TILT or bum-wines.
A $2.50 TILT or two will level ya.
I've simply allocated a portion of my hooker and cocaine money towards my beer and cigarette fund. it was a sacrifice but life is a series of sacrifices...and I felt this one was worth it.
You are made of stern stuff sir, a true iron man we should all hold up as a high example of the manly virtues of prudence and sacrifice.
You sir, are the Horatio Alger of the 21'st century.
You can't make this stuff up !
The utterances of these higly paid MBAs get ever more shrill and ridiculous.
As for the real world, here is a nice video of James Turk interviewing GATAs Bill Murphy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvkX3EYl_BE&feature=player_embedded
As for the real world, here is a baby monkey riding a pig.
Allegorical exposition of the fat of the land being screwed by the banksters.
Yes, we are the Baby Monkeys holding on for Dear Life whilst the Pigs Run Wild...
Whew, the Baby Monkey just cost me an hour....
When I heard..
"Baby Monkey Baby Monkey, riding backwards on a pig, Baby Monkey",
I became suspicious that this song was written specifically for this video.
That poor pig is just a baby himself but he's stuck in the monkeys needs.
Monkeys generally get several months of nearly uninterupted clinging to mother.
This is going to get about as wierd as bird imprinting when they grow up.
Yet too fast to live?
Welcome to the James Dean economy.
Ha ha.
Q. What do you call 5,000 young investment bankers at the bottom of the ocean.
A. Not "Too Young To Die."
A. A good start.
A. Graduates
justice...
too wet to dry out.
Wishful thinking
1.GOM oil well plug.
2.a recovery
3.recycling
4.fish food
5.Goldman Sachs employees
A. A polluted Ocean
Hate IT ..................................................
No Greg this is a case where only the good (intentions) die young...
Well, they [loaded you with debt], told you to pray
They built you a temple and locked you away
Aw, but they never told you the price that you pay
For things that you might have done.....
Only the good die young…
+1 for the Peter Sarstedt reference.
Was an aborted fetus ever alive?
No idea, but the current set of oligarchs sure do love that aborted fetus flavor. Tastes like more money.
Ha. It's kinda like a "still born" recovery that they have propped up in a high chair and are taking turns pretending to feed it pureed bananas.
In Japan they like to call it "A False Spring".
When the tender young cherry blossoms get frozen to death because they came out too soon.
Tender young IBankers gonna get their pink asses frozen. "No More Crystal For You!"
I don't know what yet, but I am reserving this for a Banzai special.
Something along the lines of zombies, mayflies and rejunvinating skin cream i would think?
maybe you can incorporate OJ simpson, Bill Clinton's "I did not have sexual intercourse" speech, an earless fukushima rabbit, Monsanto Franken-corn, aspartame, a Tepco executive, Lloyd Blankfein's batmitzvah photos and the U.S of A's Trillion dollar embassy in Iraq......
That might be your finest work ever..... and then sell it on eBay....
'Too pitchforked to fly away to non extradition countries' haaaaa ha ha haaaaaaaa!!
too big to save
....only believed by those who are "too brainwashed to react"
too dumb to believe
I hope him and his kind are screaming those very same four words as the mob encircles them in the not to distant future.
Regards
Ozzy
Greg Peters (MS), a "head of fixed income research" without a call on the 10-year.
"You're never too young to die." Anthony Horowitz
......Holy shi*!!
Blanket party all three.
MBA bitchezzz. MBA- More Biz Assholes
From Forbes today (of all places):
Deadly Tornados Reveal The Failure Of Today's Perverse GOP IdeologyHouse Majority Leader Eric Cantor has made it clear that he has no intention of coming to the aid of Joplin, Missouri – the town ravaged by a tornado that has taken the lives of more than 100 people with hundreds more still unaccounted for and thousands displaced
http://blogs.forbes.com/rickungar/2011/05/27/deadly-tornados-reveal-the-...
You should see the support pouring in from all over Missouri to Joplin... it's incredible. You know what's hoding it up from reaching those that need it?
No, what's holding it up? Homeland Security? TSA pat downs? ATF gun searches/seizures? Zombie Clowns?
FEMA relabeling everything: "Courtesy of Uncle Sam?"
Wall Street......."To Corrupt to Exist"
DON'T. STOP!!!!
Don't. Stop.
Don't stop.
Don'tstop.
Don'tstop!
DON'TSTOP!
DON'TSTOPDON'TSTOPDON'TSTOPDON'TSTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, CD - I'm typifying your recent article,
But this coxxokker isn't "too young to die".
"Too young to die"
This will be the justification for the next QE. They'll tell us "just a little more" and "we're almost there".
Lies, all lies.
That’s a six-star paragraph! Tyler.
he'z onaroll2daaaayy!
+1
So is the new DSK legal defense "Too Fast for Love" ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPJnGCV6634
They no know bounds and they despise the public but want our money.
The New Versailles
OMG these clowns have really outdone themselves with bullshit marketing phrases. Do they think Mericans are that dumb ? Well on 2nd thought....
Here's suggested theme song from Jethro Tull
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdfPER5Cgm8
""Too Pitchforked To Fly Away (To Non Extradition Countries)""
VERY nice! About says it all.
so this is my prediction. the big boys have been using qe for the past couple of months to buy treasuries. when Qe ends, they will start selling them to extend the equity rally.
the question also becomes is chicken or egg. are bonds yields so low because the market will drop and he boys will make good profits. that is the other alterantive. slowly drop the market to raise treasuries, then drop fast as they are well positioned to make money.
not sure which manipulation they will use, but it will be one of them.
there is a huge dichotomy between credit and equilty. dredit is as the top of the descending channel. and equity is still rather at the top of the ascending channel.
something is very wrong here.
This has the makings of a Greek Tragedy. A play in two acts ending with Bernanke crying at the foot of the statue of Friedman (while the chorus of economists and globalists cusses from the shadows).
- Bernanke: "Why has this happened? Where is the bull?"
-Chorus: "Ashes to ashes, money to the moneyed. The circle is complete. You have fulfilled your mission. Now you are condemned to wander blind through the streets of Washington, bumping into marble statues that do not answer"
way poetic - props to you dude.
way poetic - props to you dude.
Too rich to be wrong
"Too comfortable to look at reality and care".
Dumb banksters. Just idiots with gums-a-flappin, nothing of substance emanating. Reminds me of a realtor.... pimpin' just for the sake of pimpin'.
Put that up against my famous "Too Tired to Jerk-off".
you win!
Am I the only who feels like if you knew zero about the economy right now, other than how various stocks were trading, and someone asked you to guess what part of the economic cycle we are in, you would say "we are very late in the cycle, and the Fed has probably tightened about three times recently?"
In Morgan Stanley the bankster elite enjoy very valuable option. When the tax payer eventually comes after you with a pitchfork all you have to say is the magic words "I'm bearish" and your ass will be shipped to some distant and meaningless little office thousands of miles away from Manhattan. And probably without passport.
Too naive to believe
Too many chicken feathers around the mouth to lie
Greg Peters, the head of fixed income research, at Morgan Stanley...
hahaha!
exactly what "recovery" are we gonna coddle and support, here? the one that just got steam-rollered? zombie recovery? are we ready for this shit?
I bow in respect for the master of verbiage!
If anyone has worked at a money center bank (I am guilty) you know these feckin' clowns. They collect 500 to 1MM / yr for coming up with this spew and little else.
If these banks had been properly thrown in CH 11 after the self inflicted credit crunch, the US would have already recovered economically, BUT these clowns would be working at a car wash, along with Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, etc..
Banks do exist for a purpose but it isn't this one.
If Mr. Peters lost his job and actually had to work for a living, I think he could work at a Chippendale's for little old ladies.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/19743/
Too Dumb to be Accountable ...
Too sucking on the Fed's tits to call it like it is...
Anyone catch that chart of Argentina 2001 debt rate overlaid with Greek 2010 debt rate on BBTV?
too ugly to dehymenize.
There's a saying on the Street about when you've bled the stone dry and go back for more... Skullfuck
Nothing on the Street is too ugly to deflower.
The living that is owed to me I'm never going to get,
They've buggered this old world up, up to their necks in dept.
They'd give you a lobotomy for something you ain't done,
They'll make you an epitomy of everything that's wrong.
-Crass
Too entrenched to yield
this guys job is to take out the dishes
and wash the garbage, then vacuum the lawn
and mow the floor.
"too young to die", they / he know/s something about
risk that even webster and his dictionary have not
discovered, that being, there is none* when you
can openly steal anything from the treasury in
broad daylight and as a result receive access to
even greater credit and bailouts. corporate welfare
for the corporatocracy, ongoing. too criminal to
be prosecuted. too rich to take loses.
.
too young to die. maybe, too dead to die.
this guy obviously has no respect for words,
their meaning or the people who rely on them.
he is just another bullshit artist trying
to stay out of prison for committing fraud, larceny
and other rico type felonies.
.
how about "too insane to die". that should be
the catch phrase. TOO INSAne tO sTOP ! should be
on a fiat note somewhere, hopefully not on the one
my country uses though.
.
if you look into it you will find many instances of
people being too insane to stop, too insane to die and ?
too young to die. it is common in nature that an emergent
life form comes into existence and then, by virtue of its
youthfulness and novelty it is inextinguishable, irrepressible. ?
really? refresher biology studies needed here.
but this is common in the realm of fantasy and escapist
fad/ entertainment, advertising and marketing.
( the financial sector ).
Too long to read.
sorry
did you ever think that in your life you would see "Rome" slowly crumble to dust? we are truly doomed...
bartender, another round here, please. make it doubles.
TOTA...
"where do you think we will be six months from now?..."
Hell. Fiscal hell, was the correct answer.
I don't want to know the name of this clueless clone speaking for MS. But if i was working for MS i would fire this know nothing. With him sounding and acting so stupid. Really is this the image that MS wants to frount?
Sad.
Truth!
Watch, Goldilocks'll hire him.
Kid has the right arrogance to be a small prick in a large shithole.
Too screwed to move.
Too blind to resist.
Too scared to shit.
"To arms, to arms!"
What a bunch of wolves.
Did you see how much that guy blinked? LIAR tell.
The data set is so phuked up because the markets are not free markets, there is no investment, there is no growth; it is cotton candy based on $14+ TRILLION ROBBED from future generations, funneled to banks, and churned through HFT sector rotations.
American household and nation sold out for power and mammon-in-the-moment.
Wolves that feed on babies in the crib need to be put down.
If you are a client of a Morgan Stanley broker who touts this crapola you might want to call Pimco asap...........
Peters peters out
We're too f**ked to fight!
and they're
too rich to care!
How can you kill something that was never alive?
Tyler, I don't understand your aversion to Central Banks. What happened in your childhood?
Childhood?
I always assumed, he just arrived here. And is like a cross between ET, a werewolf and a dose of brad pitt thrown in.
Got a mansion in Provence, France and a young wife...still 47 though!!!
I always thought he was an unfortunate particle accelerator accident. Like they were trying for a lepton but got this instead.
Too stupid to breathe.
Too fucking blinded by the truth to keep from blinking if he wants to continue lying.
"Too young to die, too old to Rock & Roll."
Too late to get a life.
Too long to be wrong?
Too addicted to come clean?
Too dirty to come clean?
Too high to come down?
Too Up To Chuck
From the source:
And as he flies --- tears in his eyes ---
his wind-whipped words echo the final take
and he hits the trunk road doing around 120
with no room left to brake.
Such a fiat-ing ending.
The reason they pay analysts like this Morgan Stanley cowboy so much money is that they continually embarrass themselves.
It's not because they have made anyone any money.
Too Zombified To Shamble
Too sham a lama to ding dong.
Actually, thinking about it from the standpoint of Dr.Freud speaking, the little fuck is right. If things start squishying up, turning smelly as we enter into the active leg of the perpetual political cycle, Sheamus O"Bama cannot allow the forces of DC to fail to keep the Illusion of Recovery Alive and Well (Mental picture of the Frankenstein movie where the Doctor's madly screaming "It's alive." with all the electrical charges, thunder, etc.)
Too late to have another Official Downturn to pull Another/The Recovery out of the hat (T'was all them fucking Republicans fault, Bush, etc.) and claim victory. Simply not enough time. Nor even pretend same, for it'll reek just a tidge too much. Gotta do it from the point of view that we've done wonders but lots more to do, so can't have another slider plop on the floor while greeting the Pastor.
So, my guess in that sense is that the little bankster tells a huge element of truth.
Plus, he's got to set up (as is Goldman) the Fed to be absolutely ready and able at the smallest whif of weakness whilst pretending that there is no inflation, to charge ahead with QEwhateverthefuck. Parrot the self-serving party line.
There's Sadly a great deal of truth.
For all of the wrong reasons.
For selfish motives.
And all the while them fuckers are the beneficiaries.
Mercantile form of Socialist trickle down economics.
Ya ...what he said Too Obvious To All...Bitchez...!
i m sure the homeless at the entry ramp of I-880 will be glad to hear this news.
they just doubled their night shift staff.
O-man should go check out the ever-increasing homeless people rather than has his "Beast" got stuck in Europe.
Why ,do I see fear in his eyes?
Too broken to fix.
Too bustified to be justified.
"Too Young to Die"
Tell that to Jimi...
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lizs39y4yo1qz5gm9o1_500.jpg
http://changebydoing.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/child-soldiers.jpg?w=30...
http://filipspagnoli.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/liberian-militias-child...
http://articles.mibba.com/data/images/content/social-issues/child-soldie...
http://www.vision.org/visionmedia/uploadedImages/Home/Articles/Social_Is...
Someone give that man an education before the real world comes calling.
TFTLA
Too Funny To Laugh At
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Seeing this post here makes me feel like that scene in the movie Aliens where Sigourney Weaver runs into the bay full of alien eggs, and as one of the eggs starts to open to "impregnate" her, she just tilts her head and with a look of utter disgust, proceeds to burn everything in sight to the ground.
Can I get some help here folks - to junk this piece of shit off the site?
If the links coulda been woven together in decent verse that would be anther matter. I agree this is just free loading junk that hardly qualifies as speech under the manifesto. Fact remains that there are now tons of junk accounts and weeding them out would take loads of time and resources.
The "data" is really giving optimism to the "data", and the growth of the "data" is showing that their won't be dramatic changes in yields unless the "data" changes. And, our "data" indicates that policy makers aren't willing to let inflation run. But, once this "data" cp,es om. then we can see a strong dollar, until the "data" indicates otherwise.
Our economy is too fucked to forecast
Our economy is too fucked to forecast
Churnside brain sewage.
When the Bernanke starts busting out a CD of AlphaVille "Forever Young" while giving a speech we will really have a problem.
Non extradition countries will just be roasted with WMD if they refuse to fork the sorry fucks over. Repatriation will take on whole new dimensions
Morgan Stanley et al -- Fatten Till They Flail / Fail
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TPTF-- let's hope that the peasantry will wake up at some point.