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Step Aside "Too Big To Fail" - Morgan Stanley Comes Up With The New Catchphrase; Calls Recovery "Too Young To Die"

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Asked about the fate of the economic "recovery", which incidentally is nothing more than a $2 trillion dollar dilution-funded blip on the depressionary downtrend commenced in December 2007, Greg Peters, the head of fixed income research, at Morgan Stanley, the firm whose other fixed income strategist Jim Caron will now have been proven wrong three years in a row following his annual broadly bullish call for a jump in rates (not based on bearish considerations such as those postulated by Bill Gross... bullish), tells Tom Keene that the recovery is "Too Young To Die." Yep. That's the justification. Alas there was no mention that the 98 year old ponzi scheme perpetrated by the Fed since 1913 is now "Too Obvious To All." And when that fails, many of the same people who get paid huge sums of recycled taxpayer money to come up with catchy four word slogans while spouting flawed economic projections will suddenly find themselves "Too Pitchforked To Fly (Away To Non Extradition Countries)"

 

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Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:22 | 1317335 3.7.77
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"Too Pitchforked To Fly Away To Non Extradition Countries"

 

Love it....

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:33 | 1317409 Popo
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Is it just me, or does this guy look like American Psycho?

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:34 | 1317414 economessed
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Looks like a drunken Will Farrell to me.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:45 | 1317455 CPL
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He does doesn't he.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:58 | 1317520 Thomas
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The pod people got Cliggott. That sounded like dribble coming out of his mouth.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 20:01 | 1318491 nmewn
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Only on Wall Street and academic circles can +/- 25% revisions be an acceptable norm.

The rest of us are berated as incompetents for being off 3% in our projections...simply amazing.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:23 | 1317661 TheGameIsRigged
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Ah, Bateman....where is he when we need him?

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:33 | 1317710 Pain Train
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BOOM!

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 15:21 | 1317889 chet
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He does.  And a grade-A douche.  I guess that's the same.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 16:01 | 1318016 Michael
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An artificial recovery spiked by trillions of dollars of money printing is not a real recovery. It's artificial!

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 16:25 | 1318065 Idiocracy
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With those hyperactive eylids, is he typing out some sort of message in Morse code like a Vietnam POW??  

"I'm lying my ass off, STOP.  Morgan is paing me to say this, STOP"  

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 22:18 | 1318700 mr. mirbach
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My old lady said he looks like "winkie" the talking schlong... 

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:40 | 1317444 CPL
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Time to invent likewise sayings.

 

To <blank> to <blank>.

 

Allow me to add in.

 

To Pretty to Congeal.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:11 | 1317573 Whatta
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it'd be cheaper for the FED to distill gin and hand it to one and all  than to print money to infinite numbers...therefor, my phrase entry is:

TO DRUNK TO REMEMBER

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:25 | 1317673 JohnG
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+1984

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:21 | 1317646 alien-IQ
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too broke to pay attention.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:29 | 1317695 aheady
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cha ching

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:26 | 1317675 MachoMan
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Too fat to fuck

Too manipulated to believe

Too idealized to succeed

 

 

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:47 | 1317481 Hugh G Rection
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Too Corrupt To Live

 

Too Greedy To Breathe

 

Too Evil To Exist

 

 

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:31 | 1317686 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Too tarred and feathered to preen and strut.

Too hanged to parrot talking points.

 

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:18 | 1317610 bankonzhongguo
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Line every one of these mutha-truckers up and shoot'em.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:20 | 1317339 alien-IQ
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did they have that "recovery" while I was out getting beer and cigarettes? because I TOTALLY missed it:-(

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:36 | 1317407 Ricky Bobby
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+1

LOL

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:30 | 1317680 MachoMan
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kinda like the conclusion of prom night...

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:25 | 1317654 Antarctico
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How the hell can you still afford beer and cigarettes?

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:49 | 1317767 Antarctico
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Nice!  My favorite line from the article: The unspoken agenda is to "redefine the 'cheap' in 'cheap drunk.'"

Sat, 05/28/2011 - 18:52 | 1319909 blunderdog
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Oh, pshaw.  Spend the extra two bits per can and just get the Coors or Miller 24oz tallboys.

If $0.25 is pushing those out of reach, you should probably switch up to TILT or bum-wines.

A $2.50 TILT or two will level ya.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 15:25 | 1317897 alien-IQ
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I've simply allocated a portion of my hooker and cocaine money towards my beer and cigarette fund. it was a sacrifice but life is a series of sacrifices...and I felt this one was worth it.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 15:50 | 1317972 Antarctico
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You are made of stern stuff sir, a true iron man we should all hold up as a high example of the manly virtues of prudence and sacrifice.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 21:22 | 1318624 Smiddywesson
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You sir, are the Horatio Alger of the 21'st century.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:21 | 1317341 Franken_Stein
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You can't make this stuff up !

The utterances of these higly paid MBAs get ever more shrill and ridiculous.

 

As for the real world, here is a nice video of James Turk interviewing GATAs Bill Murphy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvkX3EYl_BE&feature=player_embedded

 

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:29 | 1317674 Antarctico
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As for the real world, here is a baby monkey riding a pig.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 16:46 | 1318119 knukles
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Allegorical exposition of the fat of the land being screwed by the banksters.

Sat, 05/28/2011 - 07:41 | 1319080 fallst
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Yes, we are the Baby Monkeys holding on for Dear Life whilst the Pigs Run Wild...

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 21:19 | 1318621 fallst
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Whew, the Baby Monkey just cost me an hour....

When I heard..

 

"Baby Monkey   Baby Monkey, riding backwards on a pig, Baby Monkey",

 

I became suspicious that this song was written specifically for this video.

 

Sat, 05/28/2011 - 03:30 | 1318974 Hephasteus
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That poor pig is just a baby himself but he's stuck in the monkeys needs.

Monkeys generally get several months of nearly uninterupted clinging to mother.

This is going to get about as wierd as bird imprinting when they grow up.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:21 | 1317343 NotApplicable
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Yet too fast to live?

Welcome to the James Dean economy.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:25 | 1317346 Alex Kintner
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Ha ha.
Q. What do you call 5,000 young investment bankers at the bottom of the ocean.
A. Not "Too Young To Die."

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:27 | 1317360 Vincent Vega
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A. A good start.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:31 | 1317385 Mudflap
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A. Graduates

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:34 | 1317416 Harlequin001
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justice...

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:43 | 1317447 blindman
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too wet to dry out.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:53 | 1317496 dracos_ghost
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Wishful thinking

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:08 | 1317556 jus_lite_reading
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1.GOM oil well plug.

2.a recovery

3.recycling

4.fish food

5.Goldman Sachs employees

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:06 | 1317567 cowdiddly
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A. A polluted Ocean

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:26 | 1317351 hellopahello
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Hate IT ..................................................

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:33 | 1317355 Mercury
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No Greg this is a case where only the good (intentions) die young...

Well, they [loaded you with debt], told you to pray
They built you a temple and locked you away
Aw, but they never told you the price that you pay
For things that you might have done.....
Only the good die young…

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:12 | 1317597 spdrdr
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+1 for the Peter Sarstedt reference.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:23 | 1317357 tmosley
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Was an aborted fetus ever alive?

No idea, but the current set of oligarchs sure do love that aborted fetus flavor.  Tastes like more money.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:37 | 1317412 Alex Kintner
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Ha. It's kinda like a "still born" recovery that they have propped up in a high chair and are taking turns pretending to feed it pureed bananas.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:40 | 1317434 Caviar Emptor
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In Japan they like to call it "A False Spring". 

 

When the tender young cherry blossoms get frozen to death because they came out too soon. 

Tender young IBankers gonna get their pink asses frozen. "No More Crystal For You!" 

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:27 | 1317359 williambanzai7
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I don't know what yet, but I am reserving this for a Banzai special.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:41 | 1317451 CPL
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Something along the lines of zombies, mayflies and rejunvinating skin cream i would think?

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:14 | 1317593 jus_lite_reading
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maybe you can incorporate OJ simpson, Bill Clinton's "I did not have sexual intercourse" speech, an earless fukushima rabbit, Monsanto Franken-corn, aspartame, a Tepco executive, Lloyd Blankfein's batmitzvah photos and the U.S of A's Trillion dollar embassy in Iraq......

That might be your finest work ever..... and then sell it on eBay....

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:28 | 1317363 SheepDog-One
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'Too pitchforked to fly away to non extradition countries' haaaaa ha ha haaaaaaaa!!

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:28 | 1317368 Raynja
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too big to save

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:26 | 1317371 Smartie37
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....only believed by those who are "too brainwashed to react"

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:28 | 1317377 Everybodys All ...
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too dumb to believe

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:31 | 1317380 Mr Pinnion
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I hope him and his kind are screaming those very same four words as the mob encircles them in the not to distant future.

 

Regards

Ozzy

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:10 | 1317463 slaughterer
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Greg Peters (MS), a "head of fixed income research" without a call on the 10-year.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:31 | 1317397 Mudflap
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"You're never too young to die." Anthony Horowitz

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:32 | 1317402 spekulatn
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......Holy shi*!!

 

Blanket party all three.

 

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:33 | 1317405 I am Jobe
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MBA bitchezzz. MBA- More Biz Assholes

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:37 | 1317411 Caviar Emptor
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From Forbes today (of all places):

 

Deadly Tornados Reveal The Failure Of Today's Perverse GOP Ideology

 

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor has made it clear that he has no intention of coming to the aid of Joplin, Missouri – the town ravaged by a tornado that has taken the lives of more than 100 people with hundreds more still unaccounted for and thousands displaced 

 

http://blogs.forbes.com/rickungar/2011/05/27/deadly-tornados-reveal-the-...

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:05 | 1317561 Zymurguy
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You should see the support pouring in from all over Missouri to Joplin... it's incredible.  You know what's hoding it up from reaching those that need it?

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:53 | 1317781 ebworthen
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No, what's holding it up?  Homeland Security?  TSA pat downs?  ATF gun searches/seizures?  Zombie Clowns?

Sat, 05/28/2011 - 03:13 | 1318968 StychoKiller
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FEMA relabeling everything:  "Courtesy of Uncle Sam?"

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:37 | 1317415 dick cheneys ghost
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Wall Street......."To Corrupt to Exist"

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:39 | 1317425 Upswaller
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DON'T.      STOP!!!!

Don't.   Stop.

Don't stop.

Don'tstop.

Don'tstop!

DON'TSTOP!

DON'TSTOPDON'TSTOPDON'TSTOPDON'TSTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:39 | 1317431 razorthin
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Sorry, CD - I'm typifying your recent article,

But this coxxokker isn't "too young to die".

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:39 | 1317432 Missiondweller
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"Too young to die"

 

This will be the justification for the next QE. They'll tell us "just a little more" and "we're almost there".

 

Lies, all lies.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:37 | 1317433 JR
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That’s a six-star paragraph! Tyler.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:03 | 1317554 slewie the pi-rat
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he'z onaroll2daaaayy!

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:05 | 1317565 malek
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+1

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:41 | 1317439 Josh Randall
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So is the new DSK legal defense "Too Fast for Love" ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPJnGCV6634

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:42 | 1317440 Gimp
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They no know bounds and they despise the public but want our money.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 16:46 | 1318123 knukles
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The New Versailles

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:40 | 1317448 km4
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OMG these clowns have really outdone themselves with bullshit marketing phrases. Do they think Mericans are that dumb ? Well on 2nd thought....

Here's suggested theme song from Jethro Tull

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdfPER5Cgm8

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:45 | 1317453 Misean
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""Too Pitchforked To Fly Away (To Non Extradition Countries)""

VERY nice! About says it all.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:43 | 1317461 dcb
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so this is my prediction. the big boys have been using qe for the past couple of months to buy treasuries. when Qe ends, they will start selling them to extend the equity rally.

the question also becomes is chicken or egg. are bonds yields so low because the market will drop and he boys will make good profits. that is the other alterantive. slowly drop the market to raise treasuries, then drop fast as they are well positioned to make money.

not sure which manipulation they will use, but it will be one of them.

 

there is a huge dichotomy between credit and equilty. dredit is as the top of the descending channel. and equity is still rather at the top of the ascending channel.

 

something is very wrong here.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:47 | 1317466 Caviar Emptor
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This has the makings of a Greek Tragedy. A play in two acts ending with Bernanke crying at the foot of the statue of Friedman (while the chorus of economists and globalists cusses from the shadows). 

- Bernanke: "Why has this happened? Where is the bull?"

-Chorus: "Ashes to ashes, money to the moneyed. The circle is complete. You have fulfilled your mission. Now you are condemned to wander blind through the streets of Washington, bumping into marble statues that do not answer"

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:04 | 1317558 jowenchrist
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way poetic - props to you dude.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:05 | 1317559 jowenchrist
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way poetic - props to you dude.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:47 | 1317483 oogs66
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Too rich to be wrong

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:51 | 1317487 nope-1004
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"Too comfortable to look at reality and care".

Dumb banksters.  Just idiots with gums-a-flappin, nothing of substance emanating.  Reminds me of a realtor.... pimpin' just for the sake of pimpin'.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:48 | 1317490 astartes09
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Put that up against my famous "Too Tired to Jerk-off".

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:09 | 1317568 slewie the pi-rat
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you win!

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:54 | 1317498 long-shorty
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Am I the only who feels like if you knew zero about the economy right now, other than how various stocks were trading, and someone asked you to guess what part of the economic cycle we are in, you would say "we are very late in the cycle, and the Fed has probably tightened about three times recently?"

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:54 | 1317501 Dick Darlington
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In Morgan Stanley the bankster elite enjoy very valuable option. When the tax payer eventually comes after you with a pitchfork all you have to say is the magic words "I'm bearish" and your ass will be shipped to some distant and meaningless little office thousands of miles away from Manhattan. And probably without passport.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:53 | 1317507 dbTX
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Too naive to believe

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:54 | 1317516 Caviar Emptor
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Too many chicken feathers around the mouth to lie 

 

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:00 | 1317532 slewie the pi-rat
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Greg Peters, the head of fixed income research, at Morgan Stanley...

hahaha! 

exactly what "recovery" are we gonna coddle and support, here?  the one that just got steam-rollered?  zombie recovery?  are we ready for this shit?

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:57 | 1317535 Rikki-Tikki-Tavi
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I bow in respect for the master of verbiage!

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 13:59 | 1317540 Clowns on Acid
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If anyone has worked at a money center bank (I am guilty) you know these feckin' clowns. They collect 500 to 1MM / yr for coming up with this spew and little else.

If these banks had been properly thrown in CH 11 after the self inflicted credit crunch, the US would have already recovered economically, BUT these clowns would be working at a car wash, along with Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, etc..

Banks do exist for a purpose but it isn't this one.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 20:29 | 1318522 tom a taxpayer
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If Mr. Peters lost his job and actually had to work for a living, I think he could work at a Chippendale's for little old ladies.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/19743/

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:03 | 1317546 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Too Dumb to be Accountable ...

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:09 | 1317581 slaughterer
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Too sucking on the Fed's tits to call it like it is...

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:08 | 1317575 firstdivision
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Anyone catch that chart of Argentina 2001 debt rate overlaid with Greek 2010 debt rate on BBTV? 

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:11 | 1317577 medicalstudent
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too ugly to dehymenize.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 16:53 | 1318130 knukles
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There's a saying on the Street about when you've bled the stone dry and go back for more...  Skullfuck

Nothing on the Street is too ugly to deflower.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:09 | 1317580 Zymurguy
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The living that is owed to me I'm never going to get,
They've buggered this old world up, up to their necks in dept.
They'd give you a lobotomy for something you ain't done,
They'll make you an epitomy of everything that's wrong.

-Crass

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:11 | 1317591 Zymurguy
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Too entrenched to yield

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:13 | 1317599 blindman
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this guys job is to take out the dishes
and wash the garbage, then vacuum the lawn
and mow the floor.
"too young to die", they / he know/s something about
risk that even webster and his dictionary have not
discovered, that being, there is none* when you
can openly steal anything from the treasury in
broad daylight and as a result receive access to
even greater credit and bailouts. corporate welfare
for the corporatocracy, ongoing. too criminal to
be prosecuted. too rich to take loses.
.
too young to die. maybe, too dead to die.
this guy obviously has no respect for words,
their meaning or the people who rely on them.
he is just another bullshit artist trying
to stay out of prison for committing fraud, larceny
and other rico type felonies.
.
how about "too insane to die". that should be
the catch phrase. TOO INSAne tO sTOP ! should be
on a fiat note somewhere, hopefully not on the one
my country uses though.
.
if you look into it you will find many instances of
people being too insane to stop, too insane to die and ?
too young to die. it is common in nature that an emergent
life form comes into existence and then, by virtue of its
youthfulness and novelty it is inextinguishable, irrepressible. ?
really? refresher biology studies needed here.
but this is common in the realm of fantasy and escapist
fad/ entertainment, advertising and marketing.
( the financial sector ).

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 19:00 | 1318391 laissez-faire
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Too long to read.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 12:03 | 1320597 blindman
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sorry

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:16 | 1317618 cainhoy
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did you ever think that in your life you would see "Rome" slowly crumble to dust? we are truly doomed...
bartender, another round here, please. make it doubles.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:29 | 1317676 Village Idiot
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TOTA...

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:26 | 1317677 fonestar
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"where do you think we will be six months from now?..."

 

 

Hell.  Fiscal hell, was the correct answer.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:33 | 1317699 bbq on whitehou...
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I don't want to know the name of this clueless clone speaking for MS.  But if i was working for MS i would fire this know nothing. With him sounding and acting so stupid.  Really is this the image that MS wants to  frount?

Sad.

 

 

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 16:53 | 1318138 knukles
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Truth!

Watch, Goldilocks'll hire him. 
Kid has the right arrogance to be a small prick in a large shithole.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:43 | 1317745 America- Some A...
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Too screwed to move.

 

Too blind to resist.

 

Too scared to shit.

 

"To arms, to arms!"

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:47 | 1317749 ebworthen
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What a bunch of wolves.

Did you see how much that guy blinked?  LIAR tell.

The data set is so phuked up because the markets are not free markets, there is no investment, there is no growth; it is cotton candy based on $14+ TRILLION ROBBED from future generations, funneled to banks, and churned through HFT sector rotations.

American household and nation sold out for power and mammon-in-the-moment.

Wolves that feed on babies in the crib need to be put down.

 

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:48 | 1317759 Chippewa Partners
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If you are a client of a Morgan Stanley broker who touts this crapola you might want to call Pimco asap........... 

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 14:48 | 1317760 citta vritti
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Peters peters out

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 15:00 | 1317802 Genzero
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We're too f**ked to fight!

and they're

too rich to care!

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 15:10 | 1317850 Racer
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How can you kill something that was never alive?

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 15:14 | 1317865 youngandhealthy
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Tyler, I don't understand your aversion to Central Banks. What happened in your childhood?

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 15:24 | 1317887 lizzy36
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Childhood?

I always assumed, he just arrived here. And is like a cross between ET, a werewolf and a dose of brad pitt thrown in.

 

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 15:33 | 1317932 youngandhealthy
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Got a mansion in Provence, France and a young wife...still 47 though!!!

Sat, 05/28/2011 - 03:19 | 1318969 Hephasteus
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I always thought he was an unfortunate particle accelerator accident. Like they were trying for a lepton but got this instead.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 15:17 | 1317876 lizzy36
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Too stupid to breathe.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 15:18 | 1317880 So Close
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Too fucking blinded by the truth to keep from blinking if he wants to continue lying.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 15:22 | 1317881 stickyfingers
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"Too young to die, too old to Rock & Roll."

Too late to get a life.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 15:30 | 1317913 buzzsaw99
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Too long to be wrong?

Too addicted to come clean?

Too dirty to come clean?

Too high to come down?

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 15:52 | 1317988 Jim in MN
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Too Up To Chuck

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 15:55 | 1318000 Jim in MN
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From the source:

And as he flies --- tears in his eyes ---
his wind-whipped words echo the final take
and he hits the trunk road doing around 120
with no room left to brake.

Such a fiat-ing ending.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 16:00 | 1318014 Chippewa Partners
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The reason they pay analysts like this Morgan Stanley cowboy so much money is that they continually embarrass themselves.
It's not because they have made anyone any money.  

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 16:04 | 1318018 Jim in MN
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Too Zombified To Shamble

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 16:25 | 1318067 buzzsaw99
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Too sham a lama to ding dong.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 17:15 | 1318191 knukles
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Actually, thinking about it from the standpoint of Dr.Freud speaking, the little fuck is right.  If things start squishying up, turning smelly as we enter into the active leg of the perpetual political cycle, Sheamus O"Bama cannot allow the forces of DC to fail to keep the Illusion of Recovery Alive and Well  (Mental picture of the Frankenstein movie where the Doctor's madly screaming "It's alive." with all the electrical charges, thunder, etc.)

Too late to have another Official Downturn to pull Another/The Recovery out of the hat (T'was all them fucking Republicans fault, Bush, etc.) and claim victory.  Simply not enough time.  Nor even pretend same, for it'll reek just a tidge too much.  Gotta do it from the point of view that we've done wonders but lots more to do, so can't have another slider plop on the floor while greeting the Pastor.

So, my guess in that sense is that the little bankster tells a huge element of truth. 
Plus, he's got to set up (as is Goldman) the Fed to be absolutely ready and able at the smallest whif of weakness whilst pretending that there is no inflation, to charge ahead with QEwhateverthefuck.  Parrot the self-serving party line.

There's Sadly a great deal of truth.
For all of the wrong reasons.
For selfish motives.
And all the while them fuckers are the beneficiaries.

Mercantile form of Socialist trickle down economics. 

 

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 17:37 | 1318225 Bansters-in-my-...
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Ya ...what he said Too Obvious To All...Bitchez...!

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 17:48 | 1318259 zebra
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i m sure the homeless at the entry ramp of I-880 will be glad to hear this news.

they just doubled their night shift staff.

O-man should go check out the ever-increasing homeless people rather than has his "Beast" got stuck in Europe.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 18:02 | 1318294 vocational tainee
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Why ,do I see fear in his eyes?

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 19:13 | 1318410 faustian bargain
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Too broken to fix.

Sat, 05/28/2011 - 03:37 | 1318977 Hephasteus
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Too bustified to be justified.

Fri, 05/27/2011 - 20:32 | 1318527 fallst
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TFTLA

 

Too Funny To Laugh At

Sat, 05/28/2011 - 00:44 | 1318857 geekgrrl
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Seeing this post here makes me feel like that scene in the movie Aliens where Sigourney Weaver runs into the bay full of alien eggs, and as one of the eggs starts to open to "impregnate" her, she just tilts her head and with a look of utter disgust, proceeds to burn everything in sight to the ground.

Can I get some help here folks - to junk this piece of shit off the site?

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 02:31 | 1320306 Miles Kendig
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If the links coulda been woven together in decent verse that would be anther matter.  I agree this is just free loading junk that hardly qualifies as speech under the manifesto.  Fact remains that there are now tons of junk accounts and weeding them out would take loads of time and resources.

Sat, 05/28/2011 - 01:17 | 1318886 jaffi
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The "data" is really giving optimism to the "data", and the growth of the "data" is showing that their won't be dramatic changes in yields unless the "data" changes.  And, our "data" indicates that policy makers aren't willing to let inflation run.  But, once this "data" cp,es om. then we can see a strong dollar, until the "data" indicates otherwise.  

 

Sat, 05/28/2011 - 02:00 | 1318927 fellatio is not...
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Our economy is too fucked to forecast

Sat, 05/28/2011 - 02:03 | 1318928 fellatio is not...
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Our economy is too fucked to forecast

Sat, 05/28/2011 - 08:31 | 1319098 Coldfire
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Churnside brain sewage.

Sat, 05/28/2011 - 15:12 | 1319595 jrh80
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When the Bernanke starts busting out a CD of AlphaVille "Forever Young" while giving a speech we will really have a problem.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 02:19 | 1319643 Miles Kendig
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Non extradition countries will just be roasted with WMD if they refuse to fork the sorry fucks over. Repatriation will take on whole new dimensions

Morgan Stanley et al -- Fatten Till They Flail / Fail

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Tue, 05/31/2011 - 15:40 | 1326185 AldoHux_IV
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TPTF-- let's hope that the peasantry will wake up at some point.

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