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Stratfor Reports Mubarak Has Already Left Country, Speech Prerecorded

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From Stratfor, citing BBC Arabic.

EGYPT: MUBARAK HAS ALREADY LEFT COUNTRY - REPORT

Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak has reportedly already left the country, and his speech scheduled for the night of Feb. 10 has been pre-recorded, BBC Arabic reported. Some reports indicate Mubarak will speak within two hours, while other unconfirmed reports say he left the country as early as yesterday.

Always better keep the plane fueled, the gold down in the cargo hold, and the non-extradition treaty countries on speed dial.

 


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Thu, 02/10/2011 - 14:51 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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Quick!!!  Count the fucking gold!!!

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 14:53 | Link to Comment dwdollar
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What gold???

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 14:59 | Link to Comment bonddude
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The Gold left 2 days ago ! haha

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:11 | Link to Comment Michael
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The US Police State Aparachicks are scheduled to be removed by the Internet movement in mid April.

Our sources are currently organizing the Go Date for optimal affect. 

The main goal is a dismantling of The Department of Homeland Security and other concessions.

For your patience and anticipation, I leave you with this;

Homey D. Clown Don't Play That Police State Shit Thus Revolution

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaebXLxuxmY 

 

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Michael
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"Give Me Liberty Or Give Me A Wiretap!" Dennis Kucinich

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAf4mPhCfgE

"We Have A Constitution To Abide By" Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFUfAHwdD3U

Ron Paul to Congress: DO NOT Extend the "PATRIOT" Act!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAIqtwwUcBk

 

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:59 | Link to Comment Michael
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Update;

Senior Egyptian official tells CNN, Mubarak Will Step Down!

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 16:10 | Link to Comment william the bastard
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The moon landings were a hoax also

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 16:14 | Link to Comment Michael
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I see the Lib Cretins are trolling.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 14:53 | Link to Comment SDRII
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Stratfor = worse than Foxnews

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:00 | Link to Comment atomicwasted
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The spectrum of news:

Reality >> CNN > Fox News > Stratfor > Weekly World News > Onion > Debka

 

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:04 | Link to Comment Cash_is_Trash
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Where does RT fit in?

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:13 | Link to Comment SilverRhino
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..

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:12 | Link to Comment SilverRhino
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This needed correction -

Reality >> ZeroHedge > FreeRepublic (ignore the neocon slant and they are pretty good [aka FAST]) > Al Jazeera > Pravda/Izvestia > CNN > Fox News > Stratfor > Weekly World News > Onion > Debka

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:13 | Link to Comment Mad Max
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Reality >> CNN > Fox News > Stratfor > Weekly World News > Onion > Debka

No, not really.  Try:

Reality >>>>>>>>>>>> BBC >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NY Times >>>>>>>> CNN, Fox News, ABCNBSsoftAOL > Russia Today (on non-Russia news), Onion (by accident) > Stratfor > Weekly World News >> Debka >> White House Press Conference >> Congressional Press Conference >>> Congressional Hearings >>> Campaign Ads

 

In general the most accurate news about the country you are in will come from a network or newspaper outside that country.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 16:44 | Link to Comment dark pools of soros
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more like:

 

ZH >> Your Perceived Reality >> CNN > Fox News > Stratfor > Weekly World News > Onion > Debka > CNBC

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 23:57 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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Sorry, but CNN should be right next to The Onion, especially after admitting to letting Saddam Hussein pull their strings in exchange for access in Baghdad.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 16:19 | Link to Comment jazznoir
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 Stratfor sucks?  Really?  Why? 

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 14:53 | Link to Comment Sophist Economicus
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I wonder if he went with Elvis

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:26 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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That would explain the Elvis sighting in Vegas this morning.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 16:41 | Link to Comment HoofHearted
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I believe that Mubarak is somewhere with Dick Cheney...in an undisclosed location...and probably both counting the gold.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 14:56 | Link to Comment Sutton
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He's got a 3 bedroom in Sarasota.

Too many Jews on the east coast.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:03 | Link to Comment bonddude
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Whaddaya mean? He likes Jews. As for dying on Egyptian soil, he did like Count

Dracula and brought the soil, hair coloring and his coffin with him. whoopeee!

What time is shuffleboard?

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 14:56 | Link to Comment MyKillK
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"I will die on Egyptian soil."

 

Another hollow statement from another hollow politician.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:16 | Link to Comment Cursive
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Do we have definite proof of life? This alleged statement was pre-recorded. Who's to say the Islam Times isn't correct. If so, this is very much Weekend at Mubarak's.... :)

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 18:21 | Link to Comment downwiththebanks
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A Tahrir Square Revolutionary last week said, in response, "the soil is ready for you."

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 14:58 | Link to Comment gwar5
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That was smart. Buh bye Hosni. 

Hope he took the big Gulf Stream.

Meanwhile: Our Director of National Intelligence, James Clapper, in testimony to congress just said that the Muslim Brotherhood is merely a secular organization. WTF?  We know how this is all going to end if our Brother-in-Chief is going to sponsor the MB.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:06 | Link to Comment Cash_is_Trash
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Like a G6, like a G6... nah nah naaah

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 16:08 | Link to Comment Marla And Me
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Like a Cheesehead, like a cheesehead... nah nah naaaah...

There, I fixed it for ya!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3pFD-xdPRE

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 14:59 | Link to Comment dick cheneys ghost
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IMF calls for new world currency.

 

http://nakedempire.wordpress.com/  

sorry if you have seen this

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:16 | Link to Comment hbjork1
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Once upon a time, people wrote letters on real paper that were put in an envelope and sent various distances across the land or to other continents.  That required workers who earned a salary spending their days at a place called a "Post Office" doiing the work of sorting and providing for transport of the mail.  Today messages can be "tweeted" around the globe but the receiver cannot touch the paper that the real live person, who cared enough to spend themselves on, has has delivered to their door. 

Which is better?

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:01 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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Investors are celebrating by buying the ETF....

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:17 | Link to Comment tmosley
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Call me crazy, but that looks like volume selling.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:25 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Volume selling with some FED support to prevent crash.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:26 | Link to Comment Cursive
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@robo

An interim government with order maintained by the military and a three ring circus of writing a new constitution will do wonders for productivity and GDP. /sarc

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:01 | Link to Comment lsbumblebee
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Do you have everything? You'd forget your head if it was chopped off but I kid the douche of a dictator.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3iDFmHT6_o

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:11 | Link to Comment antidisestablis...
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He's resting comfortably in the Lincoln bedroom.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:20 | Link to Comment jus_lite_reading
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What about the twitter news that Egypt's Muslim Brotherhood will attack Israel? YOu mean that was planned?

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:21 | Link to Comment ThirdCoastSurfer
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How is it that everyone thinks that 30 years of stability will be instantly be replaced by more stability? 

Isn't this exactly what got us into so much trouble in Iraq? 

That Saddam as the example and now Hosni as the subject are now toppled  are positive outcomes but are far from the end of the story. I heard a report last night about employees striking outside the various government entities postal, electric, garbage, ect.  who commonly complained that promotions withing these organizations were to direct family members and other abuses and now those politically favored and wealth families are going to have to find a way to stay in control. As far as I know the police have only returned in limited numbers. Let's hope it goes smoothly.  

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:20 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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Maybe Mubarak will pull a Bernanke and fly over the US and perform a B-52 drop with all that GOLD, bitchezes.

Yeah, I know, nothin' but a pipe dream.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 22:30 | Link to Comment HungrySeagull
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You could not carry enough gold peices to drop unless you had nothing but little baggings of shavings like the druggies use.

 

Forget that BUFF, use the B-2, it would have cost less to build completely out of Gold.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:24 | Link to Comment ciscokid
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Hope he took the spook Suliaman with him.

As the people will not accept Suliaman as a subs.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:27 | Link to Comment william the bastard
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Elvis has left the building!!!!

 

 

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:29 | Link to Comment edwardo1
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Freaking pig. May he choke on all his stolen billions which will never buy him being known by history as anything but yet another despicable despot.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:38 | Link to Comment Bruno the Bear
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Supposedly Mubarek is worth some $30-70 Billion.  Dictatorship pays well.

Bet he will feel right at home in Saudia Arabia.

 

 

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:40 | Link to Comment 99er
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Don't Miss Mubarack's Opening Act...Freddie King!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHXKlNP4-Aw

 

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 16:38 | Link to Comment Shylockracy
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Mubarak will stand before the sea, look back, and scream "let my people go!"; after which YHWH will part the Red Sea, and he will finally move back home, into the promised land of Isntreal.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:37 | Link to Comment Joe Grannville
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This report was about as accurate as half the other crap I read here!

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:40 | Link to Comment Joe Grannville
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The guy is a fixture.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 19:54 | Link to Comment Rainman
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...funny part is he's been long gone all along. You don't look out the window at millions with flaming torches screaming your name and not make a run for it...like.... ASAP.

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 00:04 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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Been to a lot of rock concerts where that sort of thing happened all the time...oh, wait.  (Of course, no one was getting stoned with real stones, though!) :>D

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 18:20 | Link to Comment Fearless Rick
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Stratfor, about as reliable as sunshine in Seattle.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 22:24 | Link to Comment PeterSchump
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Time for subscribers to ask for a refund.

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 01:52 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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   I will enlighten this idea. Remember, that you only see what is in front of you. Turn your head every day.

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