Stratfor Reports Mubarak Has Already Left Country, Speech Prerecorded

Tyler Durden's picture

From Stratfor, citing BBC Arabic.


Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak has reportedly already left the country, and his speech scheduled for the night of Feb. 10 has been pre-recorded, BBC Arabic reported. Some reports indicate Mubarak will speak within two hours, while other unconfirmed reports say he left the country as early as yesterday.

Always better keep the plane fueled, the gold down in the cargo hold, and the non-extradition treaty countries on speed dial.

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Temporalist's picture

Quick!!!  Count the fucking gold!!!

bonddude's picture

The Gold left 2 days ago ! haha

Michael's picture

The US Police State Aparachicks are scheduled to be removed by the Internet movement in mid April.

Our sources are currently organizing the Go Date for optimal affect. 

The main goal is a dismantling of The Department of Homeland Security and other concessions.

For your patience and anticipation, I leave you with this;

Homey D. Clown Don't Play That Police State Shit Thus Revolution 


Michael's picture

"Give Me Liberty Or Give Me A Wiretap!" Dennis Kucinich

"We Have A Constitution To Abide By" Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee

Ron Paul to Congress: DO NOT Extend the "PATRIOT" Act!


Michael's picture


Senior Egyptian official tells CNN, Mubarak Will Step Down!

william the bastard's picture

The moon landings were a hoax also

Michael's picture

I see the Lib Cretins are trolling.

SDRII's picture

Stratfor = worse than Foxnews

atomicwasted's picture

The spectrum of news:

Reality >> CNN > Fox News > Stratfor > Weekly World News > Onion > Debka


SilverRhino's picture

This needed correction -

Reality >> ZeroHedge > FreeRepublic (ignore the neocon slant and they are pretty good [aka FAST]) > Al Jazeera > Pravda/Izvestia > CNN > Fox News > Stratfor > Weekly World News > Onion > Debka

Mad Max's picture

Reality >> CNN > Fox News > Stratfor > Weekly World News > Onion > Debka

No, not really.  Try:

Reality >>>>>>>>>>>> BBC >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NY Times >>>>>>>> CNN, Fox News, ABCNBSsoftAOL > Russia Today (on non-Russia news), Onion (by accident) > Stratfor > Weekly World News >> Debka >> White House Press Conference >> Congressional Press Conference >>> Congressional Hearings >>> Campaign Ads


In general the most accurate news about the country you are in will come from a network or newspaper outside that country.

dark pools of soros's picture

more like:


ZH >> Your Perceived Reality >> CNN > Fox News > Stratfor > Weekly World News > Onion > Debka > CNBC

StychoKiller's picture

Sorry, but CNN should be right next to The Onion, especially after admitting to letting Saddam Hussein pull their strings in exchange for access in Baghdad.

jazznoir's picture

 Stratfor sucks?  Really?  Why? 

Sophist Economicus's picture

I wonder if he went with Elvis

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

That would explain the Elvis sighting in Vegas this morning.

HoofHearted's picture

I believe that Mubarak is somewhere with Dick an undisclosed location...and probably both counting the gold.

Sutton's picture

He's got a 3 bedroom in Sarasota.

Too many Jews on the east coast.

bonddude's picture

Whaddaya mean? He likes Jews. As for dying on Egyptian soil, he did like Count

Dracula and brought the soil, hair coloring and his coffin with him. whoopeee!

What time is shuffleboard?

MyKillK's picture

"I will die on Egyptian soil."


Another hollow statement from another hollow politician.

Cursive's picture

Do we have definite proof of life? This alleged statement was pre-recorded. Who's to say the Islam Times isn't correct. If so, this is very much Weekend at Mubarak's.... :)

downwiththebanks's picture

A Tahrir Square Revolutionary last week said, in response, "the soil is ready for you."

gwar5's picture

That was smart. Buh bye Hosni. 

Hope he took the big Gulf Stream.

Meanwhile: Our Director of National Intelligence, James Clapper, in testimony to congress just said that the Muslim Brotherhood is merely a secular organization. WTF?  We know how this is all going to end if our Brother-in-Chief is going to sponsor the MB.

Cash_is_Trash's picture

Like a G6, like a G6... nah nah naaah

Marla And Me's picture

Like a Cheesehead, like a cheesehead... nah nah naaaah...

There, I fixed it for ya!

dick cheneys ghost's picture

IMF calls for new world currency.  

sorry if you have seen this

hbjork1's picture

Once upon a time, people wrote letters on real paper that were put in an envelope and sent various distances across the land or to other continents.  That required workers who earned a salary spending their days at a place called a "Post Office" doiing the work of sorting and providing for transport of the mail.  Today messages can be "tweeted" around the globe but the receiver cannot touch the paper that the real live person, who cared enough to spend themselves on, has has delivered to their door. 

Which is better?

RobotTrader's picture

Investors are celebrating by buying the ETF....

tmosley's picture

Call me crazy, but that looks like volume selling.

SheepDog-One's picture

Volume selling with some FED support to prevent crash.

Cursive's picture


An interim government with order maintained by the military and a three ring circus of writing a new constitution will do wonders for productivity and GDP. /sarc

lsbumblebee's picture

Do you have everything? You'd forget your head if it was chopped off but I kid the douche of a dictator.

antidisestablishmentarianismishness's picture

He's resting comfortably in the Lincoln bedroom.

jus_lite_reading's picture

What about the twitter news that Egypt's Muslim Brotherhood will attack Israel? YOu mean that was planned?

ThirdCoastSurfer's picture

How is it that everyone thinks that 30 years of stability will be instantly be replaced by more stability? 

Isn't this exactly what got us into so much trouble in Iraq? 

That Saddam as the example and now Hosni as the subject are now toppled  are positive outcomes but are far from the end of the story. I heard a report last night about employees striking outside the various government entities postal, electric, garbage, ect.  who commonly complained that promotions withing these organizations were to direct family members and other abuses and now those politically favored and wealth families are going to have to find a way to stay in control. As far as I know the police have only returned in limited numbers. Let's hope it goes smoothly.  

Pure Evil's picture

Maybe Mubarak will pull a Bernanke and fly over the US and perform a B-52 drop with all that GOLD, bitchezes.

Yeah, I know, nothin' but a pipe dream.

HungrySeagull's picture

You could not carry enough gold peices to drop unless you had nothing but little baggings of shavings like the druggies use.


Forget that BUFF, use the B-2, it would have cost less to build completely out of Gold.

ciscokid's picture

Hope he took the spook Suliaman with him.

As the people will not accept Suliaman as a subs.

william the bastard's picture

Elvis has left the building!!!!



edwardo1's picture

Freaking pig. May he choke on all his stolen billions which will never buy him being known by history as anything but yet another despicable despot.

Bruno the Bear's picture

Supposedly Mubarek is worth some $30-70 Billion.  Dictatorship pays well.

Bet he will feel right at home in Saudia Arabia.



99er's picture

Don't Miss Mubarack's Opening Act...Freddie King!


Shylockracy's picture

Mubarak will stand before the sea, look back, and scream "let my people go!"; after which YHWH will part the Red Sea, and he will finally move back home, into the promised land of Isntreal.

Joe Grannville's picture

This report was about as accurate as half the other crap I read here!

Joe Grannville's picture

The guy is a fixture.

Rainman's picture

...funny part is he's been long gone all along. You don't look out the window at millions with flaming torches screaming your name and not make a run for ASAP.

StychoKiller's picture

Been to a lot of rock concerts where that sort of thing happened all the time...oh, wait.  (Of course, no one was getting stoned with real stones, though!) :>D