Stratfor Reports Mubarak Has Already Left Country, Speech Prerecorded

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Thu, 02/10/2011 - 14:51 | 950219 Temporalist
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Quick!!!  Count the fucking gold!!!

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 14:53 | 950225 dwdollar
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What gold???

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 14:59 | 950250 bonddude
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The Gold left 2 days ago ! haha

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:11 | 950299 Michael
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The US Police State Aparachicks are scheduled to be removed by the Internet movement in mid April.

Our sources are currently organizing the Go Date for optimal affect. 

The main goal is a dismantling of The Department of Homeland Security and other concessions.

For your patience and anticipation, I leave you with this;

Homey D. Clown Don't Play That Police State Shit Thus Revolution 


Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:47 | 950435 Michael
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"Give Me Liberty Or Give Me A Wiretap!" Dennis Kucinich

"We Have A Constitution To Abide By" Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee

Ron Paul to Congress: DO NOT Extend the "PATRIOT" Act!


Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:59 | 950495 Michael
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Senior Egyptian official tells CNN, Mubarak Will Step Down!

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 16:10 | 950542 william the bastard
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The moon landings were a hoax also

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 16:14 | 950559 Michael
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I see the Lib Cretins are trolling.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 14:53 | 950224 SDRII
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Stratfor = worse than Foxnews

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:00 | 950253 atomicwasted
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The spectrum of news:

Reality >> CNN > Fox News > Stratfor > Weekly World News > Onion > Debka


Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:04 | 950272 Cash_is_Trash
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Where does RT fit in?

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:13 | 950305 SilverRhino
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Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:12 | 950306 SilverRhino
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This needed correction -

Reality >> ZeroHedge > FreeRepublic (ignore the neocon slant and they are pretty good [aka FAST]) > Al Jazeera > Pravda/Izvestia > CNN > Fox News > Stratfor > Weekly World News > Onion > Debka

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:13 | 950309 Mad Max
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Reality >> CNN > Fox News > Stratfor > Weekly World News > Onion > Debka

No, not really.  Try:

Reality >>>>>>>>>>>> BBC >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NY Times >>>>>>>> CNN, Fox News, ABCNBSsoftAOL > Russia Today (on non-Russia news), Onion (by accident) > Stratfor > Weekly World News >> Debka >> White House Press Conference >> Congressional Press Conference >>> Congressional Hearings >>> Campaign Ads


In general the most accurate news about the country you are in will come from a network or newspaper outside that country.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 16:44 | 950704 dark pools of soros
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more like:


ZH >> Your Perceived Reality >> CNN > Fox News > Stratfor > Weekly World News > Onion > Debka > CNBC

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 23:57 | 952047 StychoKiller
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Sorry, but CNN should be right next to The Onion, especially after admitting to letting Saddam Hussein pull their strings in exchange for access in Baghdad.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 16:19 | 950579 jazznoir
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 Stratfor sucks?  Really?  Why? 

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 14:53 | 950227 Sophist Economicus
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I wonder if he went with Elvis

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:26 | 950356 Cognitive Dissonance
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That would explain the Elvis sighting in Vegas this morning.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 16:41 | 950685 HoofHearted
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I believe that Mubarak is somewhere with Dick an undisclosed location...and probably both counting the gold.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 14:56 | 950239 Sutton
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He's got a 3 bedroom in Sarasota.

Too many Jews on the east coast.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:03 | 950266 bonddude
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Whaddaya mean? He likes Jews. As for dying on Egyptian soil, he did like Count

Dracula and brought the soil, hair coloring and his coffin with him. whoopeee!

What time is shuffleboard?

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 14:56 | 950240 MyKillK
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"I will die on Egyptian soil."


Another hollow statement from another hollow politician.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:16 | 950323 Cursive
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Do we have definite proof of life? This alleged statement was pre-recorded. Who's to say the Islam Times isn't correct. If so, this is very much Weekend at Mubarak's.... :)

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 18:21 | 951128 downwiththebanks
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A Tahrir Square Revolutionary last week said, in response, "the soil is ready for you."

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 14:58 | 950245 gwar5
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That was smart. Buh bye Hosni. 

Hope he took the big Gulf Stream.

Meanwhile: Our Director of National Intelligence, James Clapper, in testimony to congress just said that the Muslim Brotherhood is merely a secular organization. WTF?  We know how this is all going to end if our Brother-in-Chief is going to sponsor the MB.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:06 | 950278 Cash_is_Trash
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Like a G6, like a G6... nah nah naaah

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 16:08 | 950527 Marla And Me
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Like a Cheesehead, like a cheesehead... nah nah naaaah...

There, I fixed it for ya!

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 14:59 | 950246 dick cheneys ghost
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IMF calls for new world currency.  

sorry if you have seen this

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:16 | 950818 hbjork1
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Once upon a time, people wrote letters on real paper that were put in an envelope and sent various distances across the land or to other continents.  That required workers who earned a salary spending their days at a place called a "Post Office" doiing the work of sorting and providing for transport of the mail.  Today messages can be "tweeted" around the globe but the receiver cannot touch the paper that the real live person, who cared enough to spend themselves on, has has delivered to their door. 

Which is better?

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:01 | 950260 RobotTrader
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Investors are celebrating by buying the ETF....

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:17 | 950319 tmosley
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Call me crazy, but that looks like volume selling.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:25 | 950354 SheepDog-One
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Volume selling with some FED support to prevent crash.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:26 | 950358 Cursive
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An interim government with order maintained by the military and a three ring circus of writing a new constitution will do wonders for productivity and GDP. /sarc

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:01 | 950264 lsbumblebee
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Do you have everything? You'd forget your head if it was chopped off but I kid the douche of a dictator.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:11 | 950301 antidisestablis...
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He's resting comfortably in the Lincoln bedroom.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:20 | 950336 jus_lite_reading
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What about the twitter news that Egypt's Muslim Brotherhood will attack Israel? YOu mean that was planned?

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:21 | 950337 ThirdCoastSurfer
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How is it that everyone thinks that 30 years of stability will be instantly be replaced by more stability? 

Isn't this exactly what got us into so much trouble in Iraq? 

That Saddam as the example and now Hosni as the subject are now toppled  are positive outcomes but are far from the end of the story. I heard a report last night about employees striking outside the various government entities postal, electric, garbage, ect.  who commonly complained that promotions withing these organizations were to direct family members and other abuses and now those politically favored and wealth families are going to have to find a way to stay in control. As far as I know the police have only returned in limited numbers. Let's hope it goes smoothly.  

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:20 | 950340 Pure Evil
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Maybe Mubarak will pull a Bernanke and fly over the US and perform a B-52 drop with all that GOLD, bitchezes.

Yeah, I know, nothin' but a pipe dream.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 22:30 | 951869 HungrySeagull
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You could not carry enough gold peices to drop unless you had nothing but little baggings of shavings like the druggies use.


Forget that BUFF, use the B-2, it would have cost less to build completely out of Gold.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:24 | 950350 ciscokid
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Hope he took the spook Suliaman with him.

As the people will not accept Suliaman as a subs.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:27 | 950363 william the bastard
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Elvis has left the building!!!!



Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:29 | 950371 edwardo1
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Freaking pig. May he choke on all his stolen billions which will never buy him being known by history as anything but yet another despicable despot.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:38 | 950403 Bruno the Bear
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Supposedly Mubarek is worth some $30-70 Billion.  Dictatorship pays well.

Bet he will feel right at home in Saudia Arabia.



Thu, 02/10/2011 - 15:40 | 950410 99er
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Don't Miss Mubarack's Opening Act...Freddie King!


Thu, 02/10/2011 - 16:38 | 950663 Shylockracy
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Mubarak will stand before the sea, look back, and scream "let my people go!"; after which YHWH will part the Red Sea, and he will finally move back home, into the promised land of Isntreal.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:37 | 950911 Joe Grannville
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This report was about as accurate as half the other crap I read here!

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 17:40 | 950914 Joe Grannville
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The guy is a fixture.

Thu, 02/10/2011 - 19:54 | 951388 Rainman
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...funny part is he's been long gone all along. You don't look out the window at millions with flaming torches screaming your name and not make a run for ASAP.

Fri, 02/11/2011 - 00:04 | 952057 StychoKiller
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Been to a lot of rock concerts where that sort of thing happened all the time...oh, wait.  (Of course, no one was getting stoned with real stones, though!) :>D

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