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Strauss-Kahn Court Appearance Delayed Until Monday; DSK "Tired But Fine"

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Sun, 05/15/2011 - 22:52 | 1277943 NOTW777
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bs. they could meet w/o him.

Sun, 05/15/2011 - 22:52 | 1277951 Bob
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Something tells me they are--the agenda was changed, however.

Sun, 05/15/2011 - 23:20 | 1278021 CPL
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He was "Assange"d.  This is going to get weirder and weirder.  Monkey's in the nuthouse are starting to eat each other alive.  Bet Soros gets nailed next with "something".


Anyone have thoughts on the future blue blood dead pool coming up?

Sun, 05/15/2011 - 23:44 | 1278077 TruthInSunshine
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I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel,
you were talking so brave and so sweet,
giving me head on the unmade bed,
while the limousines wait in the street.
Those were the reasons and that was New York,
we were running for the money and the flesh.
And that was called love for the workers in song
probably still is for those of them left.

Ah but you got away, didn't you babe,
you just turned your back on the crowd,
you got away, I never once heard you say,
I need you, I don't need you,
I need you, I don't need you
and all of that jiving around.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 00:37 | 1278183 CPL
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ummm...If I had a rocket launcher I'd make the bastards pay.


Although the Cohen lyrics are pretty close to the spot.  When he write that late 60's..70's?

Sun, 05/15/2011 - 23:46 | 1278080 DoChenRollingBearing
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I'm conflicted here CPL.

Occam's Razor (simplest solution = the most likely) says DSK guilty as charged.  Because he's truly evil (looks like).

On the other hand, if it is a set-up, and George Soros were to be next, well, uh...  That would be OK too.

Sun, 05/15/2011 - 23:52 | 1278087 Id fight Gandhi
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Simplest explanation is best. Most people in law enforcement and likely the judicial system haven't a clue who this guy is or even what the IMF is or why it's important.

He left his cell phone behind which had his special people numbers to call to bail him out before shtf.

If he made out of the country we wouldn't have heard of this.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 00:26 | 1278156 dwdollar
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Sorry to nitpick, but Occam's Razor is completely useless for any analysis.  Often, the "simplest solution" is a matter of opinion.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 00:32 | 1278171 DoChenRollingBearing
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Yes, OK, re complete analysis re crimes, etc.

But, statistically speaking, it is a GREAT place to start.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 00:58 | 1278210 CPL
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I wouldn't care if they stuck the man on a pike and set him on fire.  Just weird.  Yesterday he's telling everyone to run for it and we're all hosed.  Today he's a 50 year old man that probably requires pills to provide a functional pecker...to get a blow job from housekeeping services.  Instead of expensing a hooker like any other normal bureaucrat...

And...get this...in New York City, he couldn't find a hooker?  I've lived in NYC during dot.com.  Hookers are as rare as broken glass in a parking lot.  Villiage voice, craigslist, kijiji massage services, every second street corner...hell, even the hotel staff act as pimps for the more expensive hotels there.

So what?  He pops a pill, waits for mr winky, then has a sword fight in the maids mouth.  Just strikes me as silly and made up.  However, doesn't matter, he lay with lions and he's getting eaten alive right now.  Fuck'im. 

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 01:45 | 1278263 jeff montanye
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not to mention he's over sixty and a committed zionist (mix of sephardic and ashkenazi). 

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 02:30 | 1278310 Vlad Tepid
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I specialize in sticking people on pikes and setting them on fire.  May I do the honors?

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 05:21 | 1278407 PY-129-20
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Please, go on Vlad! To commemorate this event, I'll bring my Panther Panzer.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 08:39 | 1278637 CPL
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Knock yourself out tiger.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 00:22 | 1278147 DeadFred
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Soros set it up so he could make a killing on all those dollar shorts the sheep put out there to harvest, besides he's made of Teflon.

Mossad to SDK: "We've set up that fantasy visit we discussed earlier. The hooker will come dressed as a maid at noon just before your flight. No, no it was our pleasure to do this for you, enjoy"

Mossad to hotel: "Could you send a maid up Mr. Straus-Khan's room at noon? Thank you very much"

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 00:46 | 1278195 CPL
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Maybe...all they'd need to do is drop a tonne of coke on one of his yachts, claim the money he made is drug money and drop him in a Mexican prison for all the rape and gruel he could stand.

ORI mentioned that it's happening in India with a disturbing frequency, the Pakistani newspapers are mentioning crap about CIA plants in the terrorist cell groups, Russia has been busy digging up bodies as well.  Everyone has been very busy around the world getting into position for something.  Although I couldn't begin to tell you what it is.   Anyone caught telling the remotest piece of "truthiness" is vapourized quickly and pushed into a corner.


ricefarmer.blogspot.com is a great site for ignored page 30 stories that appear disconnected until you start to read all the clipping this guy gets.  It paints a rather disturbing picture the world over.  I picked Soros because he's not as much as a Golden boy as his PR let's on, lots of governments aren't very happy with his right now.  The Chinese would like to see him in that Mexican prison fantasy for vapourizing a significant portion of their debt holdings.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 01:44 | 1278267 jeff montanye
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why the mossad?  he's a friend of israel.

Tue, 05/17/2011 - 09:58 | 1282687 DeadFred
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I'm not trying to paint a real picture here, just using a generic bad guy Soros and the baddest of bad guy black ops groups. Any resemblance to what really happened would be coincidendal but the fishy nature of the situation makes me think someone did something.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 00:25 | 1278153 Oh regional Indian
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CPL, it definitely looks like the muck is being cleaned from the inside now.

I think they want all the powerful people to be looking over their shoulders, following orders, marching in step.

Anyone in a seat/place of power today (probably ever or at least for a long time) has a bunch of skeletons in their cupboards.

it's happening here in India too. 

If you tie it all in, it starts to look like a co-ordinated take-down.



Mon, 05/16/2011 - 00:36 | 1278174 CPL
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I've been reading about that for the last five months.  Oddly it's a keyword combo of government and conspiracy.  50/50 most of the times between bloggers complaining that their tin foil hats are itchy and Indian/Taiwan/Russian newspapers discussing high level "hooker" actions.

Just struck me as odd, the IMF knuckle head has no love from me but at what point in time does any man in his fifties that more than likely needs a little blue pill to make it work decide to jump the dumpy maid for a blow job?  He would, like any asshole working on the top end of things, call a $1000 dollar an hour hooker and expense her under his agency's form under office supplies like anyother asshole in that position.

Same goes double for Assange, they used his public character like toliet paper while he was hiding out after dumping some truth out there.  Now we have a guy IN CHARGE of massive bailouts talking about "run for the fucking hills people, they are all lying sacks of shit and something bad is going to happen".  Then he gets caught with a maid 24 hours later.

Weird, weird, weird...and retarded...and what we are watching is the actors on the world's stage go full retard.  Appearently one should never go full retard.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 01:55 | 1278280 jeff montanye
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in 2007 he was accused (charges not pressed) by the journalist tristane banon of attempting to rape her in 2002, according to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominique_Strauss-Kahn

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 01:52 | 1278281 CD
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 talking about "run for the fucking hills people, they are all lying sacks of shit and something bad is going to happen"

Could you refer to a specific statement/story - are you talking about his assertion that contagion risk for core EU and E. Europe is very much a clear and present danger, or something more specific?

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 06:16 | 1278424 CPL
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His usual chicken little contagion horseshit...like people didn't know they were spending more than they had...for 50 years.  It snuck up on them and jumped on them from a bush, and like a bad zombie flick, infected zombie BaNkS!

Oh well, on with the show.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 09:18 | 1278778 goldfish1
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Can you please elaborate or provide a quote:


Now we have a guy IN CHARGE of massive bailouts talking about "run for the fucking hills people, they are all lying sacks of shit and something bad is going to happen". 

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 06:41 | 1278435 rufusbird
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ORI, your comment; "it definitely looks like the muck is being cleaned from the inside now."

I feel the same thing. Two weeks ago I told someone that the administration seems to be firing on all cylinders...we had the same discussion last week, and now your comments. Anyone who opposes the currents goals of the white house is getting shoved out of the way. Somebody ate their spinich.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 10:55 | 1279171 Oh regional Indian
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Rufus, sure looks that way from where i sit/stand/write.

Only Yay-sayers will be left standing. Into the dust-bin with the rest.

But something is getting ready to blow, no pun intended.




Mon, 05/16/2011 - 01:25 | 1278241 Milton Waddams
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Dude called for and was expecting a hooker dressed as a 'french maid' for a quick blow before an international flight and instead confused the real maid for a hooker.  The alarming part is his alleged aggression.  Idiot is probably into domination if not rape fantasies and thought it was part of the package he bought.  Yet another semi-evolved chimpanzee at the highest reaches of power.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 01:54 | 1278283 jeff montanye
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chimps resent that.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 02:39 | 1278319 Island_Dweller
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Dude called for and was expecting a hooker dressed as a 'french maid' for a quick blow before an international flight and instead confused the real maid for a hooker.


You know, that is the first thing I thought of, but there's one major problem with this theory.  A hooker would show up in some french maid outfit (like you said).  I suspect that the Sofitel hotel maids don't where french maid outfits (even for the suites).  She would have been wearing a boring old hotel maid outfit; there's no way he confused her for a hooker; No way!


Anyone have a photo of a Sofitel maid outfit?  I bet it isn't anything special.



Mon, 05/16/2011 - 06:44 | 1278438 rufusbird
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Considering the number of people who claimed it was out of character for him (others claimed it was in character) I lean toward the "too much of 'something' went up his nose" and he had an uncontrolable urge...given his well described strong drives...

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 08:45 | 1278649 CPL
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Captain caveman?  (Coke, Ritalin and viagra chaser)

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 04:43 | 1278393 Blue Vervain
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"I think his political career is over," Philippe Martinat, who wrote a book called "DSK-Sarkozy: The Duel," told The Associated Press. "Behind him he has other affairs ... I don't see very well how he can pick himself back up."


Interesting that abduction and oral rape are classified as "affairs" by his biographer (and in media analysis). They keep bringing up the liaison's of "the Great Seducer" as if they are on a par with his priapic rampage.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 08:53 | 1278677 ElvisDog
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Oh come on, I think there have been enough different allegations with this guy to not just dismiss this latest allegation as a conspiracy. For your conspiracy theory to work, they had to select a Mexican housekeeper and train her enough to be able to pick DSK out of a line-up. And why was DSK rushing to the airport so urgently that day? You are exactly what our feudal lords want - sheeple who have been conditioned to knee-jerk every allegation against them as a conspiracy.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 00:20 | 1278143 G-R-U-N-T
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The Strauss-Kahn perversions coincide with monetary policy.

Sun, 05/15/2011 - 22:56 | 1277952 Bob
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Sun, 05/15/2011 - 23:04 | 1277976 JohnG
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Sorry that may have been me I was ust hammering the data base looking for an old article by Gordon Ghecko called "Get. Gold. Now." if you or anyone book marked it I would be much obliged.

Sun, 05/15/2011 - 23:05 | 1277981 JohnG
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It's about 6-8 months old.

Sun, 05/15/2011 - 23:41 | 1278068 JohnG
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Thanks again.

I have an old client, literally, that needs to pass much cash to his sons.

I can do this in gold with no tax consequences.

He is of mind to read this, and my hope is that he will recognize the opportunity that is open.

Thank you.

Sun, 05/15/2011 - 23:48 | 1278085 DoChenRollingBearing
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Buy. Gold. Now.

Come back to us Gordon_Gekko...

Having physical gold allows things, like how to avoid being robbed by the BitchElites.

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 00:15 | 1278135 JohnG
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And yes.  Everyone.  Have a yard sale.

Including the house.

Sell it ALL.  No storage, SELL IT.

Rent.  Sucks I know.  Won't be for long....

And get gold now.  Right now.  Now.

As much as you can get.


Mon, 05/16/2011 - 00:21 | 1278151 JohnG
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I did.

80% PM's, short T's at this point.


Sun, 05/15/2011 - 23:12 | 1278002 JohnG
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Thank you very much sir.

Sun, 05/15/2011 - 23:30 | 1278042 JohnG
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Great articale I would reccomend everyone to re-read it now.

Explains many things.  And will help your clients.

Yes my speling sucks necause of the scothch, my wife bout be a nice bottle for my bu=rthday.



Sun, 05/15/2011 - 23:54 | 1278090 DoChenRollingBearing
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Happy Birthday, Sir!

I am working my way through a "Death After Midnight":

1 part absinthe

4 parts raspberry vodka

straight out of the freezer....

Mon, 05/16/2011 - 00:04 | 1278112 JohnG
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Spelling is axprocimat!

Sun, 05/15/2011 - 22:54 | 1277953 Bob
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Sun, 05/15/2011 - 22:54 | 1277956 NOTW777
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so the eur/usd going to trade off one guy in a ny tank? bizarre

Sun, 05/15/2011 - 23:39 | 1278060 disabledvet
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Wall Street in charge of the IMF in the form of John Lipsky.  "The hits keep coming."  They own Washington--they've got Japan by the balls via Fukushima--the euro land via Greece et al bleeding Germany dry--and now all the gold in the form of the IMF.  The only thing left is the World Bank "and the victory is absolutely total."  i do agree "looks like a lower opening on Monday."  Ya' got me there!

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