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STuCK iN FuKuSHiMa ToNiGHT

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STUCK IN FUKUSHIMA TONIGHT

(Stuck in the Middle With You, Gerry Rafferty and Joe Egan)

WilliamBanzai7

Well I don't know how I wound up here tonight,

I got the feeling that something just ain't right,

I'm so scared I'm breathing rads from the air,

And I'm wondering if I'll ever get outta here,

Tsunamis to the left of me,

Tepco clowns to the right, here I am,

Stuck in Fukushima tonight.

Yes I'm stuck in Fukushima tonight,

And I'm wondering what it is I should do,

It's so hard to keep a smile on my face,

Losing control, yeah, radiation all over the place,

Tsunamis to the left of me,

Tepco clowns to the right,

Here I am, stuck in Fukushima tonight.

Well they told you not to worry,

And you're proud that you're a good evacuee,

And the pols, they all come crawlin,

Slap you on the back and say, forgive me Please...Please

Trying to make some sense of it all,

But I can see that it makes no scientific sense at all,

Is it cool to go to sleep on a gymnasium floor,

'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore

Tsunamis to the left of me,

Tepco clowns to the right,

Here I am, stuck in Fukushima tonight.

Well they told you not to worry,

And you're proud that you're a good evacuee,

And the  pols, they all come crawlin,

Slap you on the back and say forgive me, Please....Please... 

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,

I got the feeling that something just ain't right,

I'm so scared I'm breathing rads from the air,

And I'm wondering if I'll ever get outta here,

Tsunamis to the left of me,

Tepco clowns to the right, here I am,

Stuck in Fukushima tonight,

Yes I'm stuck in Fukushima tonight,

Stuck in Fukushima tonight.

 

WB7: Honor those who perished but remember the contining plight of the living...

 

FS

 

Shimizu

 

Forget about the billions of lost shareholder dollars. Is TEPCO company President Shimizu the decisive crisis manager demanded by the situation?

Prime Minister Kan gets no sleep while this guy is home on sick leave!

 

TEPCO

Translation: Warning TEPCO Clowns!

TEPCO Quote of the Day:

Hiro Hasegawa, a spokesman for TEPCO, told The Daily Telegraph.

"There is normally no water found in this area so it is difficult to compare this to normal levels...But we do not believe it is leaking into the ocean."

WB7: I suppose his conclusion is based on the abnormal radiation levels in the ocean.




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Mon, 03/28/2011 - 12:14 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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Sometimes... lol

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:44 | Link to Comment Jim in MN
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Can we get Jane Fonda straddling a fuel rod assembly?

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:49 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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+

Would that be a hot rod?

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:45 | Link to Comment Jim in MN
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Or a little 'Barbarella' meets 'Fantastic Voyage' into the cores...

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:43 | Link to Comment Jim in MN
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In a reactor room

It spells curtains

At the station

No roof country

No more pavements

Expired starlings

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:42 | Link to Comment tamboo
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uhhhh, i think you meant
'stuxnet in fukushima tonight'.

http://rothkopf.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2011/03/17/where_fukushima_meets...

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:38 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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As much as I hate being a morose pessimist, I have not heard anything to indicate the situation is stable. Since anyone one of these reactors can take down the whole site, you need to look at the weakest point first.

The fact that they can't or don't know how to take accurate measurements and they keep finding new surprises tells me this thing is spinning in a very very ominous direction.

They are stuck in a terrible quandary. To pour water or not to pour. Both involve untenable consequences. I see a check mate scenario evolving.

I sure hope I am wrong. But I hope Kan has someone going full tilt on planning entombment or whatever the he'll they have to do instead of playing more catch up.

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:20 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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A little Purple Haze would work well.

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:18 | Link to Comment velobabe
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ReST iN PeaCe

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:17 | Link to Comment Golden monkey
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Banzai7 brings unique missing colors to the best site on the web.

His work is like a bright light wich permit us to see the truth beyond propaganda and illusions.

 

 

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:14 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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disaster pop/rock

gotta laugh, 'cause hurts to cry

'scuse, i kiss the sky

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 09:59 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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LMAO

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 09:53 | Link to Comment malikai
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He's busy committing seppuku.

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 09:50 | Link to Comment sangell
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For the Acid Rockers.

Purple Haze down by the sea

milliseiverts all over me

Acting funny, but I don't know why.

Excuse me, while I up and die.

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:15 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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+2

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 09:43 | Link to Comment nowhereman
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I'd comment on that but I can't solve the math problem.

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 09:41 | Link to Comment sangell
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There was an American WW2 song ( I wasn't it around but heard it years later) called 'Smoke on the Water'. It was very catchy.

They'll be smoke on the water,

There'll be fire on the sea.

When our modern ships and bombers

Destroy the Enemy.

Tokyo Electric can simply change that last line to

When our nuclear reactors

Drain into the sea.

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:20 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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WW2?  I thought it was Deep Purple.

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 08:52 | Link to Comment BeerGoggles
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Dude, this caps on caps off stuff is annoying.

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 09:06 | Link to Comment eddiebe
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I have wondered what is up with that? Why? Is it a statement? An attention grabber??? HmmMMmMm??/?///

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 09:46 | Link to Comment Bleeping Fed
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Perhaps it's a metaphor for life at the moment--postive news sold in the MSM (capitalized letters) while negative news hidden (uncapped) and spit out together in a confusing mess for the sheeple to digest...

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:22 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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It's a secret code. Notice the vowels and consonants. Hint: One is lower case, the other upper case.

Use you're secret Cracker Jacks decoder ring to decipher the message. You can buy the ring on Banzai7's Zazzle store. Hurry before they're all gone.

http://www.zazzle.com/WilliamBanzai7

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 11:23 | Link to Comment Bleeping Fed
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The code says "Don't forget to drink your plutonium-laced Ovaltine".

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 11:52 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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We have a winner.

Give Bleeping Fed a double dose....er...helping of Ovulating.....er....(damn Zero Hedge's spellcheck) Ovaltine.

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 11:40 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Certified 100% safe ;-)

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:28 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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word up - secret code

mysteries revealed with ring

but wait, there is more!

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:40 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Now for a short time only get two for the price of one. Just pay an extra shipping and handling charge which is 3 times more expensive than the actual cost to ship and handle.

Beam me up Scotty.

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:52 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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Cap'n, she won't take any moor!

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 09:08 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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It is a profound question that I now leave to the reader...since it has been asked and answered many times before.

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:49 | Link to Comment Arkadaba
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Just posted to facebook and got one like! - spread the message.

Oh shit: you are stil talking about mixed caps? wHatevAH

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 08:52 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Kinda like Beer(missing space)Goggles eh dude? ;-)

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 09:51 | Link to Comment Don Birnam
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Man, check out Michael Douglas -- echoes of the disco era...Barry Gibb, plats, gold drop chains, three-piece polyester suits...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lp90hhXRTjk/ShCDiL4a5tI/AAAAAAAAAVs/nPuquTEpPP...

DISCO INFERNO, BABY !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M

Nice work, WB7...

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 11:24 | Link to Comment Jay Gould Esq.
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The Trammps. Crisp. 

+++++

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 10:39 | Link to Comment OldPhart
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You forgot to mention Hanoi Jane, her tombstone will one day be a national monument...the only one coated in year round spittle.

Mon, 03/28/2011 - 09:46 | Link to Comment Don Birnam
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My original post did a two-step...see below...

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