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Stunner: NFP Up Just 18K, Unemployment Rate 9.2%, Household Survey Down 445,000, Birth Death +131,000

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Absolute disaster. Total jobs per the establishment survey: +18K on expectations of 105K, Private Jobs + 57K on expectations of 132K. Last month total was revised from 54K to 25K. Combined April and May revision down 44K. The household survey was down by 445K from 139,779 to 139,334. Birth death adjustment + 131K. Complete humiliation for Wall Street's economists, the lowest prediction of whom came Bob Brusca at +60K. From the NFP: "Nonfarm payroll employment was essentially unchanged in June (+18,000), and the unemployment rate was little changed at 9.2 percent, the U.S. Bureau of Labor  Statistics reported today. Employment in most major private-sector industries changed little over the month. Government employment continued to trend down." It is time for Joe LaVorgna to retire, with his 175K forecast, or off by a factor of 972%.

Birth Death:

Some key jobs categories:

Employment in government continued to trend down over the month (-39,000). Federal  employment declined by 14,000 in June. Employment in both state government and local government continued to trend down over the month and has been falling since the second half of 2008.

Manufacturing employment changed little in June. Following gains totaling 164,000 between November 2010 and April 2011, employment in this industry has been flat for the past 2 months. In June, job gains in fabricated metal products (+8,000) were partially offset by a loss in wood products (-5,000).

Construction employment was essentially unchanged in June. After having fallen sharply during the 2007-09 period, employment in construction has shown little movement on net since early 2010.

There is no sugarcoating this report. Absolutely abysmal.

 

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Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:39 | 1435671 trampstamp
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Sure it wasn't the other way around?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:49 | 1435734 augie
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There is no certainty in this market. The only thing that is certain is things will keep going up until they dont. We've had shitty numbers for some time now, I dont think unemployment data is going to be the catalyst. 

 

Buy the dip *cringe*

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:59 | 1435813 Village Smithy
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You're right about that. These numbers are so bad that there must be an ulterior motive for letting them through "unadjusted" like this.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:32 | 1435614 Gordon Freeman
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OOOOPPPPPSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:46 | 1435721 gaoptimize
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Prepare for unforeseen consequences .

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:33 | 1435616 Quintus
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Seriously?  Was there ever going to be a good number printed when Ben needs to get QE3 going shortly?  

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:34 | 1435619 dwdollar
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But, but I thought those companies just couldn't find the talent.?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:48 | 1435716 Widowmaker
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You'd find more talent in a roofing crew of southern migrant workers.

Breaking laws and telling lies is the only talent on fraud/fag street.

Money does not make anyone smarter.

 

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:07 | 1435873 SmoothCoolSmoke
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Agree!  Those roofing cats bust some azz.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:55 | 1435780 Bob
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Gotta blame the education system, I guess.  Plus all the other suspects--SNAP and SS recipients, deadbeat homeowners, etc. 

Of course, this will prove very useful to cutting the deficit, because it will be trumpeted as the clear proof that business just cannot find the "confidence" needed to hire.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 10:03 | 1436246 MachoMan
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You blame moral hazard...  its consequences are broad and far sweeping.  This point seems to be lost on the virtual entirety of the population.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 10:12 | 1436280 Bob
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I see it as a trickle-down phenomenon.  The mass media marketed it with such spectacular success that it arguably became the norm, imo.  As to who costs us the serious money and what is the most efficient way to correct the problem, I'd point to the governing Corporate Person/Psychopath as the most appropriate target.  Many of us little guys still want the "right thing" . . . while corporations are constitutionally incapable of even comprehending the issue.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 19:27 | 1438662 MachoMan
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Bob, it's much more fundamental than that...  I hate to pull out my bear at the dump analogy again (actually it's a favorite of mine), but it's appropriate.  If a bear finds a dump with plentiful leftovers, then is the bear likely to go out and kill shit just for the hell of it?  Moral hazard lies at the very foundation of the human condition.  Whether its top or bottom, humans are inherently drawn to it...  it's rudimentary self interest (although, admittedly we MIGHT have a better chance to deny ourselves the dump than the bear).

We don't need to embrace moral hazard anywhere it lies...  whether it be small or big...  it ALWAYS starts small.

What we need to do at this point is sit down, take a deep breath, count to ten, and admit (despite how painful it may be) that moral hazard has killed us and there is no coming back...  no way of moving forward without significant denial of entitlements, not not a complete denial of entitlements.  Further, we also have to sack up and take on those who improperly profiteered us into the void (albeit with our help).  This will be our seed corn for the next crop year.

I fear we will run after the dump truck when it comes to finally clean up the dump site...  we are hopelessly in love with sponging off others and, furthermore, this love has actually made it difficult to not live off others even if we are able bodied and desirous.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:33 | 1435621 oogs66
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CNBS has now mentioned ADP about 50 times in 3 minutes, desperately looking for excuses

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:35 | 1435637 the not so migh...
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It was the snow god-dammit

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:38 | 1435664 dwdollar
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Summer heat you mean.  I bet someone plays it.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:40 | 1435675 John Law Lives
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Here is some unsolicited advice:

Stop watching CNBS!  It is excrement.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:01 | 1435833 oogs66
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i really enjoy it on down days, watching them scramble to make up excuses is the best reality tv out there

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:55 | 1436183 Calculated_Risk
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no doubt! That's why I created this when the market was tanking in 08...

http://i380.photobucket.com/albums/oo248/blackmarketdata/cnbcfour.jpg

 

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 10:58 | 1436608 DaveyJones
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second that. It's like a criminal defendant on the stand

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:33 | 1435622 Translational Lift
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Just a SOFT PATCH....move along....nothing new here.....

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:34 | 1435629 Quintus
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Not a soft patch.  A big gator-filled swamp.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:37 | 1435648 Translational Lift
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Watching Bloomberg....Warren is speechless....

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:41 | 1435686 bobert
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Agreed, everything is under control.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:33 | 1435626 Archimedes
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So can we please just stop reporting ADP? They are obviously useless!

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:14 | 1435925 Hansel
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Does ADP really have any more or less credibility that the BLS?  I don't understand why people think the BLS number is the "right" number.  The error on the establishment survey is ±100,000, so this month's number is statistically insignificant.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:33 | 1435627 Boilermaker
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So, this good for the REITs and commercial real estate right?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:35 | 1435636 Archimedes
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I have been getting killed for two years with DRV. But I keep saying "This can't go any higher". So I dollar cost average in and continue to get pummeled. But one day I will be rewarded. Fortunetaly I am only using play money for this gamble.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:41 | 1435683 Boilermaker
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The REITs are so unbelievably ramped up it's sickening.  I just watch in pure amazement that they can actual continue to do it literally forever.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:13 | 1435923 trav7777
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yeah when they rallied to new 52Hs, I gave up on my hope of shorting any big drop here.  They not only levitate but climb hard

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:22 | 1435977 equity_momo
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Sir , you cannot make money dollar cost averaging into a x3 ETF due to theta burn. The options used to create those instruments make them purely short term trading strategies unless you are in the middle of a trending move that goes your way practically every day. (i realize you are paper trading)

Build a short in the REITS without leverage and youll be rewarded i guess at some point , when the rugs pulled. But youll never make that money back in the inverse x3s.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 10:27 | 1436392 fiftybagger
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+1.  All the ETFs eventually grind down to nothing.  If you want to make money you short them.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 14:30 | 1437581 Hook Line and S...
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Yes, but if you want to keep your wealth you stay out.

 

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:34 | 1435628 PaperBear
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Where does this number figure in the table of bad NFP numbers ?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:34 | 1435630 the not so migh...
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Obama-dama-ding-dong

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:35 | 1435631 ina gadda da vida
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ooops !

knew it was bad but...

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:35 | 1435632 espirit
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It's the weathers fault.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:35 | 1435638 oklaboy
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it's only 6 feeeettttt downnnnnn

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:35 | 1435640 overmedicatedun...
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it seems the summer of recovery has a new meaning.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:35 | 1435641 lieutenantjohnchard
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more sheen groots from the bernank.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:38 | 1435665 WonderDawg
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And brown sharts...

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:52 | 1435759 disabledvet
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and Stasi and Waffen and Spetnasz and Delta....

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:35 | 1435642 swanpoint
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Au & Ag sporting huge woody's

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:36 | 1435644 bk1037
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Another ho-hum month on the economy with no overall improvement in the labor market. Can the MSM stop trumpeting up about the labor market? It is not going to change any time soon, we have been in a more permanent cycle now with flat or low hiring. What economic force now is going to change this? I honestly do not see it for at least the next few years? Honestly, why should it change if it hasn't changed by now for the better? I distrust any reporting suggesting any kinds of trends supposedly depicting major hiring.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:23 | 1435985 smithcreek
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Around the time the stock market bottomed out I remeber asking someone "where are the jobs going to come from to put people back to work?"  Since then I've asked a hundred people that question and not one person has been able to answer it.  I never hear the "experts" even address it.  They just look at the numbers and hope jobs will magically appear across all the categories.  People better get used to the idea of a decrease in the standard of living.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 14:08 | 1437487 ToddGak
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LinkedIn, Netflix, Groupon and Facebook will combine to hire 254K people a month til the end of Obama's second term.  Of course they will all be H1B's from India.  At that point we will be back to 2007 levels.  Go America!

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:36 | 1435649 RunningMan
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What was more surprising was how bullish all the analysts were. Sitting in their desks, watching money roll in to their colleagues, things must look decent. But if you travel, even just a little, you see signs of the stall that has beset the US. This isn't just a summer lull either. People are hunkered down, waiting for the next shoe to drop.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:15 | 1435930 trav7777
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I tell the story of the rich lobbyist I know who was talking about a "housing crisis" that he heard about and read about in 2008 and he "just didn't see it."  In his circle of friends, the really rich, times had never been better and continue to remain so

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:21 | 1435973 RunningMan
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That's consistent with what I've seen and heard. There are folks out there living in a parallel world that is not (yet) in crisis.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:28 | 1436025 equity_momo
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Its truly bizarre. When the crash comes and the central planners lose all control , those people living in cloud cuckoo land are going to run around like chickens with their heads cut off. Its going to be quite amusing for a short while actually , until they start acting like barbarians at a Walmart sale. I dont want to be in ANY City at that point in time.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:33 | 1436056 Max Fischer
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times....

- Max Fischer, Civis Mundi

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 11:01 | 1436630 DaveyJones
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That book and 1984 keep invading my mind

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 10:46 | 1436510 SoNH80
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The types that spend their lives sailing between St. John and Maine are doing just swell, I can confirm too.  They don't remember 2008 either, maybe they saw something in "Town and Country" about it.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:37 | 1435652 LRC Fan
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Lol CNBC is now talking about a "deflationary spiral" and asking whether we are actually BELOW the Fed's target for inflation.  What the hell.  QE3 coming in 3..2...1

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:49 | 1435743 cossack55
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So right. double positive number. More QE and automatic debt ceiling increase cover. Yeah, US #1, US #1

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:53 | 1435767 disabledvet
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More like DEFAULT coming in 3...2....1.....

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:30 | 1436040 equity_momo
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As soon as theres a whiff of QE3 , the commodity complex is going to blast off to the moon. 2K Gold , 70 dollar silver , 150 dollar oil. And Ben knows it. He must be shitting himself.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:37 | 1435653 John Law Lives
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Maybe it is time to abandon the ADP report.  Seems like it is not too reliable of an indicator.  Then again, macroeconomic data is of no real concern to HFT algos...

100% Ponzi FUBAR market.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:37 | 1435654 praps
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Bullish

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:39 | 1435668 equity_momo
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+QEn

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:37 | 1435655 HTZMR
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No rise in weekly earnings, average hours went down because of less work to do. All figures revised negatively... damn, worst jobs report i've seen in a year. And QE2 was not even over by then. Nor had the U.S. government decided on budget cuts. This is going from bad to worse.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:37 | 1435656 digalert
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Help Wanted: New Unemployment Scapegoat, must be blind, deaf and dumb. Must have bobble head that shakes affirmative when the Barama speaks.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:37 | 1435659 Leo Kolivakis
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Ya better buy the dip!!!

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:41 | 1435679 the not so migh...
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Nice pic,  I think we will rally 100 points on the news. 

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:49 | 1435744 bigdumbnugly
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or about 7 inches in any case...

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:58 | 1436209 Dr. Richard Head
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There is a rally in my pants and she is invited.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 10:04 | 1436253 Spastica Rex
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Or 4, in your case.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 10:14 | 1436307 bigdumbnugly
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well spazz, it is true you don't have the quite the same effect on me but thanks for your service anyway.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 10:18 | 1436339 Spastica Rex
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Thanks for your mom's service.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:52 | 1435760 Obadiah
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Dammit Leo

I stopped viewing porn on the internet over five years ago and you show me this?

OMG I want to grab those tities, does tha t make me a homophobe?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:11 | 1435908 Translational Lift
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Nope....makes you a mammaphile.....

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 11:20 | 1436767 Oh regional Indian
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Funny! Two bags for you!
ORI

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:36 | 1436073 Leo Kolivakis
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...just means you got the same pig gene that most men have!

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:49 | 1436142 SheepDog-One
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Or buy Greece....or Chinese solars....

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 11:29 | 1436811 DaveyJones
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and I thought it was just your words that were a poor imitation of RoboTrader

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:38 | 1435661 Rockfish
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OMG did you just hear what the ass hats just said?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:40 | 1435676 equity_momo
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Go on , humor me....how did the Clown Network spin this?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:40 | 1435678 LRC Fan
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Liesman was in rare form.  "Government lost jobs, that's good for the economy isn't it Rick?  ISN'T IT RICK???? THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RICK!!! AHH"

 

 

Lmao-"Austerity won the last election"-Steve Liesman

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:08 | 1435889 firefighter302
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Monetary and jobs policy of Obama and the FED have been absolute failures on every level. As they intended.  The don't want America to be strong and free. They have a better plan and you can see how well it is NOT working. It's an oscene failure as always with leftists' central control.

Big government, as it turns out and intelligent people knew, doesn't help anyone, it just robs everyone.

I'm awed at the capacity of human beings, like the Liesman, to be complete suckers and to believe Keynesian idiocy and huge government are fair and helpful to society.  LOL.

Big government is the alternative to fairness and freedom. 

 

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 10:35 | 1436430 XenOrbitalEnginE
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So, you (contrasted with many others) see that Mr. Boeohenor(sp?) - the House of Reprehensibles guy? - was practically slavering to report this to his cronies/constituents.  It makes one see that Mr. Big Biz decided to oh, just not hire until Mr. Obama is safely out of the way.

 

Talk about herd of sheeple.  Here on zh prime examples!

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:38 | 1435662 overmedicatedun...
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Obuma to Jamie , Jamie to Ben..just fuking print print print ..damn the debt ceiling..full speed ahead.

these numbers are numbing.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:39 | 1435669 sbenard
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There is no way to put a positive spin on a number that bad. That's awful!

But stocks will closer higher regardless. News is irrelevant. We have printed prosperity now!

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:40 | 1435673 kaiten
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Great news ..... for Chopper Beny.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:41 | 1435688 Leo Kolivakis
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...paves the ways for QE3!

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:45 | 1435715 Internet Tough Guy
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How are your greek bonds doing, Liquidity Leo? lulz

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:48 | 1435732 equity_momo
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Tough day to be fully invested in risk like you are Leo or did you flipflop to 100% cash again just at the right moment?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:55 | 1435777 disabledvet
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the Greek banks have already failed to buy Greek debt so.....

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:01 | 1435828 Leo Kolivakis
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I'm not a pussy, fully invested and will make money today!!

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:40 | 1435677 alien-IQ
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USD getting knee-capped...perhaps an attempt to soften the /Es landing?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:41 | 1435681 Johnny Lawrence
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Don't worry.  UBS told me that this is only a "soft patch."

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:42 | 1435682 dvsteenk
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Prior on Bloomberg, introducing Jan Hatzius as a "Bloomberg Best"...

Where is he now? Or, what is he now?

Liars.

 

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:41 | 1435685 SilverIsKing
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It's Ronald McDonald's fault. He needs to get back from his vacation and start hiring.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:46 | 1435720 slaughterer
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Hatzius and Lavorgna should become short-order line chefs at McDs.  Then the number could be 18,002! 

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:42 | 1435692 milanitaly
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Bad news. We can't hope in a new marshall plan to help us.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:56 | 1435792 disabledvet
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that would be GENERAL Marshall to you.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:43 | 1435693 Greeny
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18k = QE3 Guaranteed It would be very funny,

if Markets actually turn Green later today :)))

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:44 | 1435704 Franken_Stein
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Not only green but Linda Green(e).

 

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 10:12 | 1436299 Spastica Rex
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There ya go, Silver down, Market up. Last zone of support

33.40 and then straight down to 32.

Dork.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:42 | 1435695 Archimedes
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So does this mean we will erase the 90pt ramp job in the S&P over the last week? ;-) Somehow I doubt it...

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:50 | 1435747 magis00
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Would be nice -- SPY puts worth $0.05 aren't worth selling . . .

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:42 | 1435696 MiningJunkie
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Holy Crap! you mean they might have to implement "more stimulus"??? You mean that QE-to-infinity might return? You mean gold and silver might actually be a sensible investment? Listen to the CNBS bobbleheads all sputtering and spewing as they are Shocked! Shocked! that BFP just shit the bed. Time to BUY BUY BUY! Here comes the pre-election-year QE goose-the-E/S rally!

BTFD YFI's !!!

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:49 | 1435738 mmlevine
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When does BTFD become a self-fulfilling prophesy? Maybe it already has.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:43 | 1435697 curbyourrisk
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I believe the data is transitory....Ben is working on a solution.

 

Money printing machines are waming up now....we turn green before the close!

 

WE.ARE.SO.FUCKED!!!!!

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:42 | 1435698 Franken_Stein
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Looks like a social disaster.

Holy moly, holy moly, holy moly.

We are all gonna die.

 

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:43 | 1435701 trampstamp
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The FED is making money up and down on selling and buying puts on Treasuries. Priceless!!

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:45 | 1435703 Widowmaker
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Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:46 | 1435718 Franken_Stein
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Hang them higher from lamp posts all across the nation !

Time to go long ropes 'n' nooses !

 

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:46 | 1435709 dwdollar
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Sounds like a good day to open lower and melt up to +.5%.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:45 | 1435711 John Law Lives
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Most recent NFP data = +18,000

Most recent SNAP/Food Stamp data = 44.7 million

100% FUBAR economy

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:54 | 1435771 karzai_luver
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Where is the leadership?

 

This is so easy to fix......

Since the gvt can do nothing just use the ADP nbrs.

Move this "reporting" to the glorious private sector.

JoeLALA for TresSec and we are good to go.

DImon for SecofState and 4 more glorious years.

 

Why has amerika lost it's problem solvers?

 

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 11:10 | 1436681 DaveyJones
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if we took every food stamper and put them in a soup line on the sidewalk, things would get interesting but then again, they know that.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:48 | 1435713 sabra1
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!

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:47 | 1435717 Iriestx
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CNN Headline, "US Economy adds jobs last month as hiring growth continues."

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:48 | 1435737 Franken_Stein
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What an absurd farce.

Do Tyler and the MSM get the same news feed or is this 2-tiered already ?

I'm always flabbergasted by the discrepancy in reporting the very same facts.

 

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:56 | 1435791 John Law Lives
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There was a time when the MSM reported that +150,000 per month was needed just to absorb the new entrants into the workforce and keep the U-3 unemployment data steady.  We don't seem to hear that reported much these days.

With deep budget cuts coming in the US, look for more downward pressure on employment at the local and state levels.  Bad time to be a school teacher etc.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 11:11 | 1436706 DaveyJones
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bad time to be young, middle aged, and older

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:46 | 1435719 jmcadg
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Was anyone really surprised!!!!

This is going to be interesting. QE Infinity coming soon.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:47 | 1435722 ItFarmer
Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:47 | 1435724 chump666
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told ya...bulltrap. market will tank on this

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:58 | 1435805 disabledvet
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which ones?  or simply "all of them?"

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:47 | 1435725 Johnny Lawrence
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Gotta love this too:

The government revised April and May payrolls to show 44,000 fewer jobs created than previously reported. The report shattered expectations that the economy was starting to accelerate after a soft patch in the first half of the year.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:52 | 1435763 Hephasteus
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Everybody keeps trying to build momentum without actually building the fucking vehicle that would get momentum.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 10:02 | 1436245 SokPOTUS
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We used to build GTO's; now we build Volts.  No Momo there.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:48 | 1435726 Kreditanstalt
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I don't understand this ~ gold goes priapic at $1542 so far while the dollar nosedives.  Isn't the dollar supposed to be a "risk off" play?  Dam good thing I dumped my YCS short yen vs. dollar...

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:47 | 1435727 Headbanger
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The Bernanke must be doing like my avatar on this one!!

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:51 | 1435754 malikai
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Wow. I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Nice avatar dude. :)

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:54 | 1435769 jmcadg
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+1 awesome avatar

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 11:28 | 1435797 Widowmaker
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Not a chance, the last thing Bernanke cares about is jobs.

His future is paved with US treasury gold as the next secretary of your debt servitude.

Its about fraud rewarded, wars, and record bonuses captivating the printing press, nothing else.

Jobs?  Jobs are for the poor slaves that can't print their own money.  Bernanke is gutting US jobs for slave jobs for other countries using your money to do it.  The other black export the US produces is oppressive totalitarian government enablement.   They hate you for your freedom alright, it's at the expense of theirs!  Coming soon to USA Inc.

[Insert Whip Here]

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:47 | 1435730 slaughterer
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USA is now officially the Japan of the 21st century. 

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:48 | 1435731 Ivanovich
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We'll close green today - bet on it.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:48 | 1435735 monopoly
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Wow, lots of comments so early in the morning. THIS is the site. Buy the dip, right, forget earnings and PEs, just buy the destruction of the dollar. AMZN LULU< not for me. Will stick to my plan. And, another piece of the puzzle fits into place. Taking shape now. This is Not a surprise to long term Zero Hedgers. Hate when people lose their job, truly sad, but this govt. is taking the wrong track to bring us back. The sink hole is getting bigger.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:48 | 1435736 Village Smithy
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Instead of just driving by their local baseball diamond and, from the quiet luxury of the interior of their BMW's, admiring the quaint engagement of the local little people in America's pastime the political and business elite should stop the car once and a while, get out, really it's quite safe, and sit down on the bleachers and just listen to what the fuck is going on in America. Maybe then they would understand that they have created two worlds where 95% of the population is stressed, broke and scared while the other 5% chatters incessantly about the economy, something that they clearly don't understand nor really participate in.  

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:01 | 1435826 disabledvet
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that's why we have elections.  and "change we can believe in."

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:01 | 1435832 Ricky Bobby
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+10 You speak an eloquent truth sir.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:47 | 1436133 PaperBear
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Read the InfoWars.com website and you will learn what the elites have written about their insane plans for society and I guaranty you will not like it.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:48 | 1435739 TraderMark
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With the revision down in May's figures to below 30,000, the hiring spree of McDonald's in May (+60,000) has created ALL net job creation in the U.S. for May + June.  Telling... and ironic.

http://www.fundmymutualfund.com/2011/07/yikes-government-reports-18000-j...

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 10:20 | 1436346 Shell Game
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Very telling, saddly ironic.  Just this morning I was reflecting on the McDonald's hires and wondering where that fell in the reporting 'scheme'. So, thanks.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:49 | 1435740 MiningJunkie
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Buy Gold! Buy Silver! The best trade of the last decade will continue to rock! Bad news = great news for risk assets!

CNBS bobbleheads are speechless which is so fucking hilarious I can't talk!

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:49 | 1435742 swissinv
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feel free to hire myself if you require a proper NFP forcast :))

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:50 | 1435746 chump666
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there go the highs for 2011...now for the 20% correction

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:50 | 1435748 Hephasteus
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Well see there's your problem. It's non FARM payroll. I think we are up a half million farmers to anyone who is smart.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:00 | 1435815 Widowmaker
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Only if you count incorporated farm takeovers.  What's good for corporations is good for government - fuck the people.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:33 | 1436057 pods
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Hep, people growing "California Tomatoes" in the closet are not considered farmers.

Yet.

 

pods

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 11:16 | 1436750 DaveyJones
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a tokin group

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:51 | 1435751 Platinum_Investor
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800 pt rise in the Dow last 2 weeks.

No wonder they dumped this bad jobs number in here,

they don't mind a 150 pt. decline.  All in the plans.

Buy the Dip and more important Buy Gold and Silver

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:56 | 1435787 DavidC
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From low to high it's more than that, about 900 points.

DavidC

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 09:12 | 1435915 Boston
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Where do you buy your platinum?  Every online dealer I know has no 1oz coins in stock.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:51 | 1435752 Edward Beargman
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QE with a twist of tax rises and spending cuts?

Oh dear.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:51 | 1435756 Franken_Stein
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The Rockefellers are rubbing their hands.

Everything working as planned.

 

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 08:52 | 1435761 DavidC
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This is bullish, isn't it?

DavidC

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