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Substantial Confusion Percolates On Volume Ramp

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Wed, 08/12/2009 - 14:39 | Link to Comment Nolsgrad
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contra! 30 men for you and a friend

Wed, 08/12/2009 - 14:40 | Link to Comment Nolsgrad
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and it's B A B A

Wed, 08/12/2009 - 20:42 | Link to Comment fedusw (not verified)
Wed, 08/12/2009 - 15:19 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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27. you start off with 3.

Wed, 08/12/2009 - 14:40 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 08/12/2009 - 14:41 | Link to Comment Comrade de Chaos
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Don't you worry folks, your best friend robot "AWSOMO" has an important update - an ability to exit the market on momentary notice. You'll be safe with us, assuming everyone else won't be doing the same.

 

Wed, 08/12/2009 - 15:00 | Link to Comment RatherBFlying
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Oh Hamburgers AWSOMO... that's what you told me the last time, and my Dad sure was peeved when I lost a bunch of his money.

Wed, 08/12/2009 - 15:35 | Link to Comment Comrade de Chaos
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yeah, yeah, yeah we have warned you that your daily trade volume is too short to place you on the BFF of asomo list.

besides, you haven't purchased our new risk management tool, "fsomemore + 30 min".

Wed, 08/12/2009 - 14:43 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/12/2009 - 14:47 | Link to Comment JOHNICON
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Ah, Contra.  Me and my brother used to cut junior high (I.S. 73) to play on our NES w/13" TV.  I got so good that, at one point, I was able to beat the game without dying once.  Those were the glory days.  What the hell happened...?

Wed, 08/12/2009 - 14:52 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 08/12/2009 - 15:26 | Link to Comment VegasBD
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maybe you did, but i keep having my 29th bday over and over. and always at chuck e cheese. beer pizza and video games...coudlnt ask for anything more for an inmature 29 year old =)

Wed, 08/12/2009 - 14:54 | Link to Comment AnonymousMonetarist
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Indeflation.

Wed, 08/12/2009 - 14:57 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 08/12/2009 - 15:10 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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Think someone here called for it last week.  Can't make this stuff up anymore.

 

Dollars for Demolitions? Nah,

Scratch for Shacks

Wed, 08/12/2009 - 15:23 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 08/12/2009 - 15:56 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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The folks that want a cash for anything program is Bernanke, Geithner & Paulson LLC since they know there is no other catalyst. The "Harlem slumrat" could care less about any government cash for something or other gimmick since they never buy new cars or homes and they firmly believe that all of these government programs are for the "rich businessman and banker".

Opposite sides of the same coin.  Bitching at and blaming one another while Bernanke, Geithner & Paulson LLC continue apace.

Wed, 08/12/2009 - 15:06 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 08/12/2009 - 20:42 | Link to Comment fedusw (not verified)
Wed, 08/12/2009 - 15:19 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Markets?

These are not markets!

Wed, 08/12/2009 - 15:21 | Link to Comment zeropointfield (not verified)
Wed, 08/12/2009 - 15:25 | Link to Comment Missing_Link
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I think the new Fed traders are having some trouble aligning their Wii remotes properly.

Wed, 08/12/2009 - 15:29 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Wed, 08/12/2009 - 15:51 | Link to Comment stockoperator
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death by a thousand cuts

Wed, 08/12/2009 - 15:55 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Are you saying you have liquidated your positions and are 100% in cash?

Wed, 08/12/2009 - 15:56 | Link to Comment Consistently_In...
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Has anyone else noticed a lack of available shares to short?  I mean why would I expect any to borrow when the volume was about 200 million today....

Wed, 08/12/2009 - 16:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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