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Suspicious Man In Inflatable Boat With Unknown Device Chained To Neck Close To Surrey, VA Nuclear Power Plant Scrambles Bomb Squad, Sniper Team

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From NBC:

Suspicious Man Reported Near Va. Nuke Plant

A man in a boat has a suspicious device attached to himself several miles away from the nuclear power plant in Surry, Va., according to officials.

A Virginia State Police representative said that there is a man on a boat or a raft on the James River, according to WTVR-TV in Richmond.

John Bull of the Virginia Marine Resources Commission said that the Surry nuclear power plant is about 2.5 miles away from where the man is, and that there is no indication that the plant is a target.

The man is in an inflatable boat and drifting with the current, Bull said. He has a metal chain around his neck and the chain is attached to a black box.

At 7 a.m. a commercial crabber was tending to his crabs and noticed the man in the inflatable raft. He went closer but not too close and asked if the man needed assistance, Bull said. The man reportedly said no.

The crabber notified authorities. The Coast Guard and Virginia Marine Police responded immediately.

Bull said officials have a bomb squad and snipers near the scene out of caution. He said they have tried talking to the man, and that he is coherent and lucid at times, but that it does not last for long.

The airspace around the incident is closed, according to WBBT in Richmond, and boaters are being rerouted around the scene.

 

 

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Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:05 | 1295963 Rahm
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DSK got released already?

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:21 | 1296043 Ted K
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I was thinking it might be an attempt for campaign publicity by Newt Gingrich.  He opens the box and a flag comes out which says "Boom!!".  Then says "My third wife told me this gag wouldn't work".

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 14:22 | 1296298 bigdumbnugly
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Ty-D-Bol guy's GPS malfunctioning.  No worries...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DC_M2VgfVA

 

 

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 15:09 | 1296443 Ahmeexnal
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Al Gore and his "lock box".

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 14:31 | 1296316 Fukushima Sam
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Was he masturbating?  Could just be a fetish...

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:26 | 1296055 legal eagle
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Probably John Edwards.  He was looking a tad distraught the other day.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:36 | 1296082 tonyw
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nah, "He said they have tried talking to the man, and that he is coherent and lucid at times, but that it does not last for long." he's probably a Merican:-)

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:40 | 1296110 Mad Max
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Sounds like every member of Congress, except the ones who are never coherent or lucid.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:52 | 1296183 MiguelitoRaton
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I hope that isn't Gore's lockbox with our social security money, or we're all in deep shit.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 14:03 | 1296231 Wynn
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All is well

The terrorist has been apprehended.

"The Coast Guard says the box turned out to be full of wet sand."

http://www.wtkr.com/news/wtvr-man-has-suspicious-device-near-surry-nucle...

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 14:14 | 1296262 blunderdog
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I hope they're testing that sand for anthrax.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 14:31 | 1296317 Dapper Dan
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I just thank god for the men and women in uniform who are ordered to guard us from dangerous meneses like this, and that is why I feel so strongly about regulating or banning sand and rubber boats.

If the tight wads in Washington would free up more money, we could properly combat this sort of threat.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 14:36 | 1296340 TheGoodDoctor
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Yes I demand a committee investigation immediately! If there isn't one, form it. And fund it. Job creation! /sarcasm off

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 15:21 | 1296504 blunderdog
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At this time, we are unable to confirm or deny that this was a retributive response to the recent actions of North Carolina in enacting a highly-repressive ban on the serving of rare meat in restaurants.

Intelligence is still being gathered...

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 16:59 | 1296755 Rick64
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Lol

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 17:38 | 1296843 RafterManFMJ
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Sea sumpin', say sumpin'

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:09 | 1295969 ADirtyChapCalle...
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Richmond will rise again! Errr...

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:09 | 1295973 Ancona
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Instead of dropping him with a bullet that costs less than a dollar, we will spend hundreds of thousands on capture, court and "treatment". All at public expense.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:10 | 1295981 ADirtyChapCalle...
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Lolwut? Prez Obama? Izdatchu?

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:08 | 1295988 drink or die
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High-quality rifle ammo can cost as much as $5/round.

 

Just sayin.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:28 | 1296066 JW n FL
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$5? try $10 - $15 and well beyond for the really good millitary stuff!

 

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:39 | 1296105 PlausibleDenial
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Try ammoseek.com

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:55 | 1296185 redpill
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Fuck it, might as well use a Tomahawk.  If it's good enough for the Libyans, it's good enough for our own domestic terrorists.

 

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 15:27 | 1296512 Rodent Freikorps
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That would make an awesome video.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 03:40 | 1297787 jeff montanye
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i'm curious why riding in a rubber boat with a box of wet sand chained to one's neck while intermittently lucid merits death.  just asking.  i realize our fearful leader claims unlimited power in this area as he is a (former) constitutional law professor.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 05:23 | 1297840 fajensen
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Yep - Tomahawk crashing on top of rubber-dingy and exploding a full second before impact like proper American-made vehicles does. Make it stealth so it will crash harder ;-)

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 19:35 | 1297008 Confuchius
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JW

The "really good stuff" the military has never heard of.

And will never have.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:13 | 1296007 SheepDog-One
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Right, if you see a guy in an inflatable dingy, first response should be a sniper bullet to the head. 

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:37 | 1296079 Cognitive Dissonance
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SheepDog-One

Don't worry. It's just me. The black box has my lunch in it.

(H/T to WilliamBanzai7)

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:38 | 1296095 SheepDog-One
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:D

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 14:13 | 1296254 Cui Bono
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SheepDog Johnson and the DotnotFeather Guy are right!  I'm especially glad the kids here were able to hear this as well.  Not only was it solid ZH dark humor gibberish, but they managed to respond without resorting to /sarc tag.

 

Kidding aside I sure as hell hope it was just morbid jesting you rebuked.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 14:15 | 1296265 High Plains Drifter
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damn ..............

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 16:43 | 1296716 falak pema
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he looks the lean and hungry type...ideal target!

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 23:44 | 1297503 gall batter
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I recognize this guy.  Had a blind date with him.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 01:29 | 1297697 macholatte
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cute. enjoyed it.

But why is crap like this "news" report from NBC even on ZH?

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:43 | 1296126 Oh regional Indian
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Just what I was thinking SD1. And then you got a junk.

I tell ya, between seeing how many regulars here listen to Rush and comments like this.... maybe the only ads needed on ZH are NRA and Glock? Eh? 

Kill the guy indeed, jungle justice, coward style.

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/05/20/hey-america/

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 14:02 | 1296227 Alex Kintner
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There was a 'skin head' type on a thread this morning saying the source of all US problems is "civil rights" (for blacks). They are all here -- all the nutjobs -- mingling with the sane.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 14:08 | 1296242 trav7777
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not all problems but many.  The entire diversity movement has been an unmitigated disaster.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 14:14 | 1296272 blunderdog
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Angela Merkel?  Is that you?

Nice tits!

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 17:43 | 1296847 ceilidh_trail
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  Why wouldn't you just shoot the raft and make him swim for it???

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:09 | 1295974 nah
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no way

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:19 | 1296017 Sophist Economicus
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Agreed, that's just how they fish in VA.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:23 | 1296047 Cognitive Dissonance
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Excuse me, but dynamite is the preferred method in VA. We learned everything we know about fishing from our friends in North Carolina.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:51 | 1296164 Sophist Economicus
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Ha!

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 00:29 | 1297588 pods
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Haha.  CD, we just fish smarter down here instead of harder.

My uncle in the NW was telling me they go by the name of "Dow Spinners" out there.

:)

pods

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:36 | 1296083 Wynn
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Eat fish taken from the James river at your own peril. Back in the 80's some nice little company up in Richmond dumped tons of toxic kepone in the river. Its still in the river bed.

Between Surry (no e) and Jamestown, the only way across the river is by ferry. They won't build a bridge because they don't want to stir all that crap up.

 

 

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 08:52 | 1297940 Go Galt. Please.
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Kepone Factory
Dead Kennedys
In God We Trust, Inc.

I finally found a job in a paper
Movin' barrels at chemical plant
There's shiny-looking dust on my fingers
Goin' up my nose and into my lungs

It's the Kepone poisoning Minamata
Kepone poisoning Minamata
At the grimy Kepone Factory
Turning people into bonzai trees

Now I've got these splitting headaches
I can't quite get it up no more
I can't sleep and it's driving me crazy
Shake all day and I'm seeing double

Kepone poisoning Minamata
Kepone poisoning Minamata
Grimy Kepone Factory

Gonna go down your big metal building
Gonna slam right through your bright metal door
Gonna grab you by your sta-prest collar
And ram some Kepone down your throat

The lawyer says "That's the breaks, kid
Gonna gnarl and rot the rest of your life
If you don't sue, we'll give you a Trans-Am
That I'll never drive 'cause I shake all the time"

'Cause of the Kepone poisoning Minamata
Kepone poisoning Minamata
Grimy Kepone factory

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:06 | 1295975 HamyWanger
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Probably a disgruntled silverbug. 

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:44 | 1296144 I am a Man I am...
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oh shit that was funny

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:53 | 1296178 curbyourrisk
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Funny or not, I flag him just for being.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:59 | 1296206 Derpin USA
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You're probably the best troll on this site. Love it.

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 00:33 | 1297591 pods
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You really are a treasure Hamy.

pods

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:06 | 1295976 buzzsaw99
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oh noes, the rubby dingy assault is on bitchez!

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 16:26 | 1296672 BrosMacManus
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i ain't sceert until i see a camel cavalry charge.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:10 | 1295978 Hondo
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It's his damn IPOD!!  He's rockin baby!!

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:10 | 1295980 espirit
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Pop the boat, problem solved.

Nothing to see here, move along.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:11 | 1295987 espirit
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Flight recorder for the Rapture?

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:16 | 1296005 espirit
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Anchors Away - Bitchez.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:27 | 1296050 Sabibaby
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Yep, it aint a box around his neck it's a big brick.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 14:18 | 1296285 kairological
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That was my first thought, then I remembered that earthquake device that Chavez was talking about.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:10 | 1295983 silberblick
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Japanese governments FAQs for People Living Outside the Fukushima Evacuation and In-house Evacuation Areas

Click the link below to read an incredible work of misinformation that will surely--at a future point in time--become forensic evidence used in a lawsuit against TEPCO and the Japanese government for criminal negligence.

By using this document, the Japanese government is trying to talk down the Fukushima problem and assure people that there is absolutely nothing to worry about, which we know is total hogwash because even small dosages of radiation are said not to be safe (and the dosages Japanese are getting are NOT small). Some of the goggle translated 22 FAQs and answers include (read here):

http://fukushimadisaster.blogspot.com/2011/05/japanese-govts-faqs-for-pe...

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:11 | 1295985 LowProfile
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The black box likely contains his pink slip, foreclosure notice, last unemployment check stub, and lead weights.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:37 | 1296089 philgramm
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such depraved and depressing humor makes me ROFLMAO

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 14:14 | 1296263 OrestesPenthilu...
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such depraved and depressing humor makes me BTFD

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:08 | 1295986 Herman Strandsc...
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Deploy a nuclear device above him.

 

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:09 | 1295991 LawsofPhysics
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Conveniently no mention of this at other MSM networks.  Ploy by NBC to boost ratings?  What is their leverage like?

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:09 | 1295992 Silver Bug
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Seems quite odd, what is the government up to this time? Got to keep the fear factor high.

 

http://silverliberationarmy.blogspot.com/

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 15:05 | 1296439 Breaker
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The guy was probably sitting out there trying to decide whether to kill himself. Box filled with sand. Chain around neck. Sitting in boat. It is sad and pathetic but has nothing to do with the government--except that another boater calls it in and zoom, out come the helicopters. If they ignored it, people would be all over them for dereliction of duty. I'm glad the guy is alive and maybe has a chance to think again.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:10 | 1295996 InconvenientCou...
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DSK made bail.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:13 | 1296008 tao400
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That's awesome

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:13 | 1295997 SOLnow
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So how many ES points is a man in a raft worth?

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:19 | 1296021 101 years and c...
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Zero.  But, no man in raft = 10 ES points.

Seriously, this is news?  ZH reaching for what exactly?  A guy is going to bomb himself into a lake?  W(ho)TF cares?

 

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:36 | 1296102 philgramm
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This seems more like storyline instead of actual news ;)

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 14:58 | 1296405 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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Merely from the false flag perspective. But out here in SF we have so many nutters in boats (and other things) that we don't have time to surround them all. Glad to see things are pretty slow in VA.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:48 | 1296159 dracos_ghost
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So how many ES points is a man in a raft worth?

Zero.

The reaction to the situation = priceless. Instead of putting a bullet in this guys head, how about the security guard(s). Oh wait, isn't it 2 for 1 Gordida day at Taco Bell. Security was out to lunch.

All wize craks aside, it's a little disturbing that a numbnut could get this close to a nuclear plant in the first place.

 

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 00:36 | 1297594 pods
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He was like 2 miles away.  Shit I drive that close to one 2x a day.  

pods

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 05:40 | 1297845 fajensen
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It's "nu.cu.lar" ... And, I bet the Mexican (illegal) cleaners, on whom a bacground check was never made - not even a check if they are indeed Mexican, gets a damn lot closer every day they go to work and they got the keys to the place too!

What is disturbing is The Heavyhanded Official Response to every little thing some retard does somewhere, anywhere, in fact. Have People In Authority too damn little actual work to do these days (and too many expensive toys to play with while passing the time before retirement with full salary)? Maybe the government has so many ressources dedicated to "the war on terror" that they are falling over each other like the Keystone Cops whenever there be one opportunity, however ridiculous the odds are, to defeat a terr-ist attack?

With time they be needing a full carrier group to stop a jet-skier carrying suspicious sunglasses!

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:11 | 1295998 SheepDog-One
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Probably just Mr T out for a paddle in his inflatable dingie, why so nervous?

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:14 | 1295999 Vashta Nerada
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I think we can confirm the identity of the boater. Which regular around here has stopped posting recently?

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:17 | 1296023 Sophist Economicus
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It's Robo doing research on Utility stocks

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:20 | 1296033 JacktheTab
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Prolly Robotrader.  His apparel stocks got blowtorched this morning.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:30 | 1296059 SheepDog-One
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Robo's favorite assless jeans stock is way down.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:12 | 1296001 tao400
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Shot him and put him out of our misery. It's not worth the chance.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:21 | 1296028 SheepDog-One
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Hell, just shoot everyone, leave it all to the central banksters. Problems all solved.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:12 | 1296003 UGrev
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It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again...

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:17 | 1296011 tao400
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Awesome also.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:13 | 1296006 sbenard
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Strangest case of S&M I've ever heard of!

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:15 | 1296013 firstdivision
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+lulz

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 16:34 | 1296694 BrosMacManus
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kung fu carradine...

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:14 | 1296010 the not so migh...
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Ali Akbar rubber duckie

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:17 | 1296012 Doctor Gonzo
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Oh, so thats what they mean by "the man in the boat"

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:15 | 1296014 Mae Kadoodie
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Man in a boat?  That's what she said..

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:18 | 1296015 High Plains Drifter
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we have been turned into a nation of snitches........

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:16 | 1296019 UGrev
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JANET!!! I SEE SOMETHIN!!!!

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:19 | 1296020 Ace Ventura
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Another false-flag op. And like so many recent ones, a poorly designed one.

Semi-coherent dude floating in dingy with some box hung around his neck? Yeah that's got gubment patsy written all over it. You'll know its a false-flag op when the inevitable 'investigation' finds links to 'radical' websites, an 'arsenal' of weapons at his home, gadsden-flag or Ron Paul bumper stickers on his truck, and constitutional or anti-tax literature in his basement.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:38 | 1296122 philgramm
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I'm diggin' you there.  Fishy fishy stuff

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 14:02 | 1296214 High Plains Drifter
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probably right..........

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 19:05 | 1296952 trav7777
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you know ZH is just a conspiracy to get all of you people in one place, right?

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 15:35 | 1296541 Oh regional Indian
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That was awesomely funny! spot on...

ORI

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 16:12 | 1296648 Strider52
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Yep, he's gotta be a Zimbabwean Al_Queda terrorist. Blanket-bomb Zimbabwe immediately.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:16 | 1296022 Luther
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Shoot the inflatable boat, see if box works at bottom of river.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:18 | 1296027 fbrothers
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sink the boat.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:25 | 1296046 SheepDog-One
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Right! Theres a guy in an inflatable boat? Fukers just obviously begging to get shot. Hell with it lets just shoot everyone and be done with it, its the only way to be sure.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:52 | 1296171 buzzsaw99
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+1 and done.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 14:06 | 1296230 SoNH80
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Just push the boat towards Baltimore City, he'll fit right in.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 19:41 | 1297016 Confuchius
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The only good USSA slave is a dead USSA slave.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 19:50 | 1297023 Rodent Freikorps
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Are you trying to convince me I should follow orders and kill any enemy TPTB point me at? If not, you are failing completely.

 Come and get it.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:22 | 1296030 Dick Darlington
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Where's the bomb squad and sniper team when The Bernank threatens the whole planet with his "weapons of mass destruction"???

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 15:00 | 1296413 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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+1000000 for your utter clarity of perspective.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:20 | 1296039 kito
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nothing beats reality tv courtesy of zh

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:21 | 1296044 efiniti
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Someone had way too much tequila last night.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:27 | 1296052 Henry Chinaski
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Fishing trip gone awry.  Boy is he going to be surprised.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:28 | 1296054 comrade kashkari
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Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:30 | 1296058 gwar5
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Forensic analysis:

How big is the boat?

How big is the box?

Is it bigger than a lunchbox?

Is it, in fact, a lunch box?

Is it a Halal lunchbox?

Is the man just peacefully shouting "Alluah Akbar" as he heads for the Nuclear power plant?

Is the response team just being Islamophobic

Didn't Obama just prevent all future man-made disasters by throwing Israel under the bus?

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:28 | 1296063 kridkrid
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What's in the BOOOOOOOX!!!!!

John Doe has the upper hand... I repeat... John Doe has the upper hand.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:36 | 1296081 High Plains Drifter
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what's in the box?  a balogna sandwich and a apple.  why ask such silly questions? can't a man take a nice boat ride anymore without being bugged? gads.....

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:29 | 1296067 SokPOTUS
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Apparently, the 99 weeks are up.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 15:04 | 1296422 wandstrasse
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OMG, these breasts must have been quantitatively eased!

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 16:30 | 1296682 High Plains Drifter
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speaking of rubber dinghies.......

Sat, 05/21/2011 - 00:37 | 1297601 pods
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Damn, now that is Gigundaboobatitis!

pods

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:34 | 1296076 ZeroPoint
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I guess if you own a kayak, you're with Al-Queda.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 14:05 | 1296237 mt paul
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Al-Kayak

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:35 | 1296077 Cruel Aid
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Look for something suspicious and tell somebody... everyday!

This includes friends and neighbors.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:37 | 1296113 High Plains Drifter
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yeh that's right. be a rat.......

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:40 | 1296129 earnyermoney
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Turning into a nation of snitchez.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:44 | 1296146 High Plains Drifter
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snitchez get stitchez....

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 14:06 | 1296244 JacktheTab
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Snitchez, bitchez!

 

 

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:33 | 1296085 tecno242
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The police have him now.

He's just a crazy white guy in his 30s.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:35 | 1296094 High Plains Drifter
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yeh , its just some crazy white guy...........yeh .........isn't it always........

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:46 | 1296151 bank guy in Brussels
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Michael Douglas, American white guy slowly and somewhat hilariously freaking out, in the terrific 1993 movie 'Falling Down' -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYcKvq81-1I

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 14:24 | 1296296 Cui Bono
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This video has CogDis' built-a-like wife in it, if the picture upstream is accurate.....

Tragedy for him.....

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdURzcQ-Aec

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:37 | 1296087 bankrun
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The man has not been identified, but Lt. Scott McBride of the U.S. Coast Guard said he is in his 30s. After the raft was towed to shore in Surry County, the box - approximately 2 feet by 1 foot - was determined to contain sand. No charges against the man have been announced.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:39 | 1296103 High Plains Drifter
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well you go before the judge and he says ...how do you plea. your honor, i am guilty of riding around in my rubber boat with a black box full of sand.....

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:41 | 1296132 Piranhanoia
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+1

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:47 | 1296142 Tuco Benedicto ...
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obviously a white Al Qaeda!

 

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:46 | 1296149 High Plains Drifter
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anybody that tries to doublecross tuco and leaves him alive doesn't understand anything...

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 14:15 | 1296274 eftian
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We`ll get the truth after we waterboard it out of him.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:55 | 1296186 Cruel Aid
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Idiot dry run?

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:37 | 1296115 SheepDog-One
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Guy is just a sand collector, cant a brother even get his sand without getting harassed anymore?

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 14:02 | 1296224 Agent P
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I remember the good old days in this country when a man could float down a river on his rubber raft with a box of sand chained to his neck in peace...thanks Al Qaeda, you ruined it for all of us!

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 19:05 | 1296955 mynhair
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Hear it only costs $5 to dredge up a box of sand.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:36 | 1296104 Abitdodgie
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A chain round his neck fastend to a "black box" or something heavy in a boat on a river, lets see drop box over edge of boat ,life over . Nar must be a lost terrorist

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:41 | 1296120 High Plains Drifter
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sounds like he was about to end it all...........

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:43 | 1296141 espirit
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Everyone must pay. No suicide.

"Land of the Fee, Home of the Slave". To quote a fellow ZH'er.

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 14:19 | 1296289 eftian
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Yes, he was obviously trying to avoid paying his taxes.

Trying to hurt our tax base.

al CIAda

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:37 | 1296114 Rodent Freikorps
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So how much is the state gonna pay for this dbag's upkeep for all the rest of his life?

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:42 | 1296124 High Plains Drifter
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what is the charge?   being a nut? 

Fri, 05/20/2011 - 13:49 | 1296165 Rodent Freikorps
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Soviets got good mileage out of that charge.

Anyone who had a problem with the worker's paradise of the Soviet Union was classified as mentally ill.

I would bet money that is a policy that will re-emerge as the US completes its journey into becoming a socialist police state.

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