Like A Swiss Watch The Daily Risk Spread Divergence Is Here, On Less Than Vapor Volume

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Mon, 06/27/2011 - 14:37 | 1406128 Johnny Lawrence
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Buy the dip, says UBS!

UBS Weekly Guide: Upgrading our Equity Exposure 6.27.11

Mike Ryan (bio), Stephen Freedman (bio).

We seek to use recent market weakness as an opportunity to upgrade our exposure to risk assets by raising our equity allocation to a +6% overweight. We still look for equity markets to rebound during the third and fourth quarters amid a likely improvement in the cyclical outlook, still supportive policy backdrop, continued robust corporate profit picture, and .attractive valuations

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 14:50 | 1406167 Voodoo-economist
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then hurry and sell!

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:13 | 1406252 malek
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Even if it's not f'ing?

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:22 | 1406272 Johnny Lawrence
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I don't think the word "fuck" would pass compliance.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 14:38 | 1406129 hugovanderbubble
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Esto da mucho asco...

 

VWAP 1274...

 

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 14:38 | 1406134 Cognitive Dissonance
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But yes, manipulation is an overused word so no point in invoking it.

Let's use a different word to describe low volume market pumps higher. Why don't we call it an "Accidental Stock Surge"?

Hey, accidents do happen.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 14:46 | 1406151 hugovanderbubble
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+1

Italians, Spanish CDS accidental surges to new record highs...thats a curious bunch of accidents too:)

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:42 | 1406335 Translational Lift
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These turds have no imagination....they pull this shit every time at 2PM unless someone falls asleep and then they do it at 3PM.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:47 | 1406359 Cognitive Dissonance
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Doesn't take much imagination to rob the same store on the same street at the same time of day every trading day. Nothing to worry about when the cops are always out to lunch.

Your only concern is when does the store restock from yesterday's robbery. Apparently it's 2 PM.........or 3PM when the delivery truck is running late.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 16:03 | 1406405 SheepDog-One
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I dont know what to call it, as I cant think of anything worse than 'full retard' which we accelerated past long ago. 

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 14:40 | 1406136 Re-Discovery
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Yep.  Nurse Kratchet came in and handed out the anti-depressants to the boys.  No panic attacks allowed.

Extra dose for those who short commodities.

Tue, 06/28/2011 - 01:17 | 1407958 Guy Fawkes Mulder
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Nurse Ratched.

Pronounced Rat-shit.

Easy to remember from now on, yes?

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 14:40 | 1406144 buzzsaw99
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it was me, i bot an mini. [/sarcasm]

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 14:46 | 1406153 hugovanderbubble
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Just one¿=:=)

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 14:51 | 1406164 buzzsaw99
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yep. get ready for a flash crash when I sell. lulz

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 14:47 | 1406175 hugovanderbubble
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In spain we have a typical sentence-song: " Esto es un escándalo, Es cán da lo¡¡¡ Es un Escándalo" Song:)

 

 

 

 

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 14:55 | 1406198 buzzsaw99
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There was a scandal in the handle (betting pool) when I bet on El Caballo at Churchill Downs June 18th, that's for sure. ;)

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 14:43 | 1406155 schismjism
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It looks like the market dynamics sniff of systemic collapse.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPp0Ey1kjwc

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 14:47 | 1406158 shushup
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Volume has been irrelevant since the inception of QE1

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 14:49 | 1406166 hugovanderbubble
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  • Imagine so, till where we have to retrace...
Mon, 06/27/2011 - 14:49 | 1406163 hugovanderbubble
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Intraday Overbought

Nasdaq Puts intraday Oversold

Markets; what markets? what a Falacy...

HALT THIS CIRCUS

Sell eod

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 14:50 | 1406169 Hank Paulson
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Just keep piling into CMG, LULU, GMCR, and AMZN....you can't lose

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 14:51 | 1406191 Boston
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What, no CRM?

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 14:50 | 1406172 Franken_Stein
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David Rockefeller is 96 years old, he was born in 1915.

Henry Kissinger is 88 years old, he was born in 1923.

 

Ash & sulphur.

 

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 14:56 | 1406192 falak pema
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you have a problem with dodos...

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:12 | 1406249 Franken_Stein
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Isn't that a bird that went extinct ?

 

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 14:49 | 1406176 Everybodys All ...
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The Fed announcement of QE infinity with runoff capital ramps the market. Go figure the insanity of it all. Charles Ponzi is a piker compared to Bernanke.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 14:58 | 1406195 djsmps
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I had turned on CNBC at 2 pm just to check stocks, and in seconds the DOW jumped thirty points. Unbelievable. For no reason.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:10 | 1406242 HelluvaEngineer
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The bots detected that CNBC's viewership had suddenly doubled.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:18 | 1406262 sbenard
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Best LOL of the day! Thanks!

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:32 | 1406286 Cognitive Dissonance
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Tripled.

Prior to him only the eTrade baby was watching. Anyone under 4 years of age is counted as half a person unless they are watching reruns of Romper Room.

Wait......isn't that what CNBC is, Romper Room for day traders and algos?

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:02 | 1406212 dudley
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How about everyone has hedged their positions and now realizes that a Brady Bond solution has been in the works all along so there is some protection in stocks.  If it worked for S. America why not the PIIGS.  It is all a sham anyway.  If I am not mistaked even some of the PM investment companies are hedged in here.  Watch for them to ramp up Gold and Silver later today.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 16:18 | 1406440 RockyRacoon
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Oopsie on that gold/silver thingy there, Dudley.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:00 | 1406220 Re-Discovery
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These up days are like bad sessions of EST

"I am happy because I am happy"

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:11 | 1406246 Boilermaker
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When do the masked pro-wrestlers show up on the floor of the NYSE wearing the trader jackets (but WITH mask, naturally)?

This is beyond words that they would even TRY this.

This has the absolute STENCH of a desperation Hail Mary that I'm actually scared.  Who would even possibly buy into this?  Why even attempt something this stupid?

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:08 | 1406248 sbenard
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Wall St is having another Pollyanna Party!

Shush! It's really a disease called "hubris obliviana"!

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:09 | 1406251 slaughterer
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When and how will this divergence close?

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:13 | 1406259 RobotTrader
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Unless gold gets over $1,500, this rally is going nowhere.

Banks like USB looking strong, if they follow through with more upside tomorrow, then maybe the SPY can get moving up and drag gold up kicking and screaming.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:39 | 1406339 Everybodys All ...
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IMO I've got to think the dollar will strengthen and further weaken the hard metals. While both are weaker today ... one is a head fake. Which one time will tell.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 16:00 | 1406388 SheepDog-One
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OH it all revolves around gold now, I see.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 16:19 | 1406443 RockyRacoon
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Until it doesn't I guess.   He changes his mind a lot.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:19 | 1406264 Rick64
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Looks like a good short.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:26 | 1406275 sbenard
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Wow! That volume chart is abysmal. We haven't seen volume that paltry since last YEAR! A WHISPER has more volume!

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:28 | 1406293 slaughterer
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If we do not see some selling after 3:30pm today then this divergence will close overnight in the futures or early morning tomorrow.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:35 | 1406323 sbenard
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Thanks for the insight! Cheers!

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:31 | 1406306 cougar_w
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Vapor volume for the glue sniffers.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:35 | 1406324 Cognitive Dissonance
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Please, no snorting in public. Think of the kids for God's sake. They might want in and then you'd have to share.

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:47 | 1406340 plocequ1
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If that is Alec Baldwin, Say it isn't so so. Damn, Thats fugly !!

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:51 | 1406368 Cognitive Dissonance
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It ain't so.

Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000978/

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/

Mon, 06/27/2011 - 15:32 | 1406312 plocequ1
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Divergence. Is that like compression? 

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