Like A Swiss Watch, The Witchhunts Are Here: Blankfein, Fuld, Bernanke, Geithner, And Schapiro All To Testify Before Congress As Distraction Game Continues

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Fri, 04/16/2010 - 17:59 | 304806 sysin3
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Ooh, a target-rich environment.  Luckily, I will be more than 200 miles away from that place, at that time.  Gonna wear shades, though ;-)

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 17:59 | 304807 THE DORK OF CORK
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Burn them burn them all.

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 19:01 | 304891 ZerOhead
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Correct me if I am wrong here Mr. Cork... but wasn't the proper medieval procedure to submerge them in water to see if they float first?

Witches, as we all know, are made of wood... and wood floats. Then if they float... we can burn them, thus avoiding the unfortunate colateral damage caused by burning those who we merely mistake to be witches. In these trying times it is important to see justice administered properly. Can't allow ourselves to be ruled by mobs you know!


Fri, 04/16/2010 - 19:48 | 304946 THE DORK OF CORK
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I guess there are many ways to skin a cat  


   If you feed the rats to the cats
and the cats to the rats
you get the cat? skins for nuthin


Fri, 04/16/2010 - 20:40 | 305015 ZerOhead
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Best just to feed the rats to the cats and leave it at that... (of course I may have a bias here)

(Banker = rat)

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 21:12 | 305062 JohnG
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I thought they used ducks for that?

(And who are you to be so wise in the ways of science?

A king must know these things....)

  -- Monty Python

Sat, 04/17/2010 - 14:51 | 305864 ZerOhead
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Indeed! :)

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 18:05 | 304813 Mentaliusanything
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I hope thats an Excel Chart so the columns can be widened to accommodate the numbers for the coming QEII 

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 18:09 | 304819 Alienated Serf
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"In keeping with the tradition of bread and circuses, Obama has managed to channel the public anger at precisely the right time to deflect from the fact that today the US debt increased by $51 billion" 

that is pure art

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 18:23 | 304847 spekulatn
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Fri, 04/16/2010 - 18:46 | 304875 Cistercian
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 Tyler rules.

 ZH is EPIC.


Fri, 04/16/2010 - 20:39 | 305016 Alienated Serf
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ZH is Alaric, and we are his barbarians whom will sack the new Rome!!

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 21:22 | 305084 Pure Evil
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Now, do I have to get off the couch and put down the remote to get in on that sacking of the New Rome?

Seems like an awful lot work to me.

Sat, 04/17/2010 - 08:52 | 305449 Missing_Link
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Hey guys, Bill Clinton says you shouldn't talk like that  ...  According to him, you're all "deeply, deeply troubled" and because of Tim McVeigh, that kind of talk now qualifies as thoughtcrime:

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 18:11 | 304823 Catullus
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Speaking of distractions ... Radio zero! Do it. In fact, everyday you set new records for traffic, you should hold celebratory radio zero. I'm going to get a chant going and then you'll have to.

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 18:11 | 304824 Lord Blankcheck
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$2 million fine,free porn for a year!

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 18:18 | 304835 neophyte
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Have'nt stopped laughing since I heard the news this morning and now this. Can I buy a CDS that the administration will fail in its attempt to collar GS.

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 18:22 | 304844 TwoJacks
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as long as they are selling while their right hands are in the air, I say march 'em all up there for the show.

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 18:31 | 304859 anynonmous
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I posted earlier, over at Barry Ritholtz's blog they sure are going after good ol' ZH challenging a minor post Tyler made a few weeks ago. What did ZH ever do to Barry?

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 20:27 | 305000 Hansel
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Stole his blog traffic.

Sat, 04/17/2010 - 09:20 | 305460 Absinthe Minded
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Fri, 04/16/2010 - 21:32 | 305092 JohnG
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And that WangerHarry was dissing ZH (and it's readers) in the comments.

Good fucking riddance dickweed Wanger.

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 18:35 | 304860 carbonmutant
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And mysteriously Treasury demand is up...

Mary Shapiro to grandstand before the cameras at noon...

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 18:38 | 304864 jules from aus
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one day there won't be a river to sell everyone down

good luck

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 18:45 | 304873 King_of_simpletons
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Why bother. In a few years Trillion will be the new Billion and firms will need trillion dollar bailouts, national debt will be in  the Quadrillion.

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 21:26 | 305085 Pure Evil
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All hail!

Long live the new King!

From the mouth of simpletons the truth will flow.

Eey Hah, eey hah!

Sat, 04/17/2010 - 03:06 | 305354 LeBalance
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Need to switch numbering system to British system in anticipation of QEII and beyond:


0's Name samples of some of them
3 thousand 1,000
6 million 1,000,000
9 milliard 1,000,000,000
12 billion 1,000,000,000,000
15 billiard 1,000,000,000,000,000
18 trillion 1,000,000,000,000,000,000
21 trilliard 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
24 quadrillion 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
27 quadrilliard 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
30 quintillion 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
33 quintilliard 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
36 sextillion 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Fri, 04/16/2010 - 18:59 | 304890 Fritz
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You nailed it. A giant distraction that will capture the attention of the public until the next episode of Family Guy airs.

Meanwhile, I'm sure it was just another +$100mm day for the bucket shop (aka Goldman Sachs) since they knew the fraud charges were coming.

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 20:40 | 305017 Alienated Serf
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family guy rules.  bird is the word.

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 21:17 | 305072 Catullus
Sat, 04/17/2010 - 00:41 | 305281 Alienated Serf
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stewie putting gun in mouth is one of the great television moments of all time.

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 19:01 | 304892 girl money
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Tyler proposed that an orchestrated market panic would be arranged when demand for treasuries was needed.

It'll be fun to watch... especially if it doesn't work.  Nervous market plus ripping yields?!

That would be justice.   

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 19:03 | 304895 rawsienna
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I took the time to read "Rules for Radicals". It is right out of the Alinsky playbook. If you want to understand the Obama mindset I suggest you read it.

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 19:13 | 304915 sheeple
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nice catch on debt increase thanks

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 19:17 | 304917 lindaamick
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Another great story to watch:  Today on news show it was revealed that Bradley Birkenfeld the UBS whistleblower who turned in to the Justice Department information regarding rich amerikans who hide money in Swiss banks included top US lawmakers. 

It is worth a watch.

Sat, 04/17/2010 - 10:15 | 305529 Absinthe Minded
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Please give us a reason to impeach Obama. It will be a miracle though if Birkenfeld sarc on/ doesn't get so distraught about being in jail that hangs himself. /sarc off

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 19:17 | 304918 MrPalladium
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The SEC case against Goldman Sachs is strong.

There are only 3 elements to a 10-b-5 fraud case. The defendant sold a security, the defendant knew (or ought to have known) of a material fact that might cause buyer not to buy, defendant did not disclose.

Whether the defendant profited or not is irrelevant. Thus all this yammer about whether Goldman had a long position in the security will not help Goldman. The fact that others were doing the same thing will not help Goldman. The fact that the buyer was a sophisticated institutional investor and should have done his research and will not help Goldman.

The SEC discloses evidence right in the complaint that goes beyond the bare minimum and indicates the Goldman had actual knowledge - scienter - sufficient for a criminal complaint, assuming the U.S. Attorney goes along. Thus there is a non-trivial risk that this case, and all the other private class actions and private fraud suits shortly to be filed, will result in a criminal case which would result in Goldman being barred from the securities business, and thus going into liquidation.

The non-lawyers should go get the securities law hornbook and do a little research.

That said, I do think the timing - morning of options expiration - fits with the Treasury agenda of capping the stock market rally to ease the sale of bonds and the lengthening of Treasury debt duration.


Fri, 04/16/2010 - 19:36 | 304944 Entremanure
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Jim "I didn't go to law school for nothing" Cramer vigorously disagrees with your position.



Fri, 04/16/2010 - 20:50 | 305025 MrPalladium
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Cramer knows perfectly well what the elements of 10b-5 civil fraud are. He also knows perfectly well the elements of criminal securities fraud and how dangerous this complaint is and how it could crash the markets.

The Goldman script says to call the case weak in hopes that hundreds of plaintiffs' lawyers will be deterred from filing copy-cat civil suits - class actions and individual civil fraud actions - on Monday morning. Cramer is performing and hyping as usual.


Fri, 04/16/2010 - 19:20 | 304923 faustian bargain
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Whoa...less than 30 more days like this ($51B in the red), and they'll have to raise the debt limit again.

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 19:21 | 304925 johngaltfla
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The debt is not the issue. The massive foreclosure wave is not the crisis. Cap and trade will not be the big issue. The language that will be inserted into the new "financial regulations" that will empower the Treasury to seize your 401K and IRA's in the event of a financial "emergency" WILL be the big story.

Watch for a Saturday night special on this bill as it is inserted and a "sudden" vote is held with some Republican support right before the Memorial Day break.

The MSM will discover it around December. ZH or his team will find it the minute it is published. Or I will, that's for damned sure.

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 20:34 | 305010 Tethys
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Have to agree with pretty much everything you said - it all sounds quite likely.

However, if it is a big story on ZH that means <1% (assuming < ~3M people will be reading by then) of Americans will know about it.  If it did become a big story in the MSM (seems highly unlikely to me), it would be provided with the proper 'context' to ensure that the less skeptical portion of the masses viewed it as necessary and positive.  Then it would go away immediately, replaced by more important news such as Tiger Woods second return to golf, or some such.  If that doesn't do it, I'm sure they have a few scandals stored up for timely release.  Or they will play up how anyone who doesn't support turning over their 401K in America's time of need is unpatriotic, or racist, or sexist, or ...-ist ad nauseam. And if that doesn't do it, then its to the big guns - market crash/war/etc.

My point - by in large no one will care.  And certainly not enough to do anything more than hold a sign up at a rally or vote for some bankster-beholden candidate who's focus-group molded message takes advantage of their anger.  Or, worst case scenario  - they will replace those corrupt D's with corrupt R's.  Ooooohhhh *shudder*.  That'l show 'em.   L.O.L.

I guess that's why some (most?) empires collapse rather than grow old gracefully.  You can do just about anything to the populace, and unless the pain becomes personal and immediate (not some vague promise of future pain), well, the dogs bark, but the caravan moves on.  And by the time it does become personal and immediate, it is way too late for anything but system reset.


Fri, 04/16/2010 - 19:33 | 304937 mynhair
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Nothing but the shorters taking the "Make Amerika Work" credit.

Dam shorters have screwed up every down draft in the last 14 months with their stupid covering.

Byte me.

Hope y'all choked on VZ today.

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 19:45 | 304957 lizzy36
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The charge against Goldman is a political maneuver designed to make is appear as thought the Washington actually cares about the 47% of those who don't pay federal taxes, but whom may actually vote in the mid-term election circa 2010.   

The perception contained in the soundbite "SEC accuses Goldman of fraud" is all the democrats care about at this point.  I would bet anyone that of the 450+ congresspeople about 10 (at the most) could define a CDO.  But everyone of them will go back to their constituents and pontificate about how they are getting tough will Wall Street. 

Actually todays release was desighned to obscure two fact.  The first Tyler stated in the poetic style we have come to adore at ZH.  The second is the epic fuck-up of the SEC in the Allen Stanford case. 

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 21:16 | 305070 Pure Evil
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Wasn't the Allen Stanford criminal enterprise run under the Bush regime?

Who says republicans are dummer/smarter than democrats?

Sat, 04/17/2010 - 00:18 | 305268 Wilderman
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The suit is a real accusation of fraud on the part of GS, and hopefully anyone named Paulson who may have been a party.


The political maneuver will manifest shortly...

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 21:19 | 305065 Pure Evil
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Wait until they start printing more fiatscos for the new space mission to Mars. How many trillions will be needed to fund that fiasco?

Maybe if we're lucky actual US citizens will be put back to work and they won't outsource all the space r&d, along with space vehicle/station manufacturing to India, Russia, and China.

You've been warned about the Military-Industrial complex, now we get a new player on the block called the Military-Industrial-Space complex.

Sat, 04/17/2010 - 00:44 | 305286 Alienated Serf
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Well, we are fighting 2 wars (that we know of), have massive unfunded medi-care, social security and other entitlement programs, so yeah, trillion dollars to fly a few people to mars sounds brilliant.  pure insanity

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 22:17 | 305136 Ned Zeppelin
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Blodget's defense of Goldman is bullshit.  He reads the lines in the carefully crafted disclosure statement and ignores the reality of what went on here.  He is a Goldman mole and apologist, no better than Cramer.

GS and its cephalod friends will bring out all sorts of characters to fight this.  Now, that's not to saythat it's not carefully timed for many other purposes, just don't believe for a second that GS is not guilty as charged. And this is just the one they caught them on.  So far. 

Understand that on both sides of the aisle, criminal and government, you are watching the most vile forms of pond scum have at it. When I heard the noon annoucement, the only thing that went through my mind was I wonder who at GS pissed off Rahm.

Fri, 04/16/2010 - 22:40 | 305169 Cookie
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He is a Goldman mole and apologist, no better than Cramer


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