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Dollar: 0, S&P (not Dow): 36,000, Gold: infinity. For an obit of the US middle class look at any streaming ticker. For everything else, there is the Fed Chairman.




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Mon, 11/23/2009 - 10:26 | Link to Comment Daedal
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Unsavory.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 10:26 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Gold playing monopoly with paper. I think it just bought park place.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 10:29 | Link to Comment E pluribus unum
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Ny January you'll be able to use 3 ouncs of gold to buy a house. Equilibrium at last.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:10 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Mon, 11/23/2009 - 15:17 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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forget it...if someone reading ZH doesn't get it by now, they probably won't until it's too late.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 10:28 | Link to Comment 10044
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Curtesy of printer in chief, Shalom Bernanke

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 10:29 | Link to Comment LoneStarHog
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Since the gold market is not manipulated, watch for a run to $1200 starting at 11:00 AM EDT.

What is that string of ambulances and paramedics doing outside the CRIMEX, with all of those "shorty" stretchers?

Why is Tiny Turd Tungsten Tim entering the Treasury Department with all of those shoe boxes?

 

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:31 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Mon, 11/23/2009 - 10:34 | Link to Comment Daedal
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I don't understand why Oil isn't approaching $100 at this point? Increased demand speculations on rosy economic assumptions (wrong as they may be) + weaker dollar = Oil goes up.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 10:38 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Because need is driving not greed. Need wants 67 to 80. I am surprised its not high 70's.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 10:46 | Link to Comment Tommy
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While Gold is somewhat meaningful, Oil at $100 would scare the average plebe into believing inflation is real.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 10:49 | Link to Comment Internet Tough Guy
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Yep, the squid is under orders to keep oil prices down. Too many bad headlines if it jumps up.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 10:56 | Link to Comment aswipe
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An extenuated apology.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:05 | Link to Comment Catullus
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Because no one can take delivery of it.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 13:12 | Link to Comment bokapita
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"I don't understand why Oil isn't approaching $100 at this point? Increased demand speculations on rosy economic assumptions (wrong as they may be) + weaker dollar = Oil goes up"

Because the western economies are turning to burnt toast and the real demand for oil is collapsing.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 10:46 | Link to Comment Ivanovich
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Holy crap, everything is going berserk!

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 10:48 | Link to Comment Internet Tough Guy
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DXY index breaking under 75 again. It's like watching a drowning man...how many times will he come up for air before disappearing forever?

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 10:56 | Link to Comment LoneStarHog
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Corpses float, don't ya know?

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:28 | Link to Comment BobPaulson
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Everybody talks about a critical support level. I don't see it. It looks to me like a well controlled descent. I'm not saying it's good policy, but I do think this is going exactly according to the playbook.

When the proles get an idea of how that playbook is designed to screw them, I wonder if they'll be pissed off or too deep in the Matrix to notice or care.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 12:47 | Link to Comment Jim ODonnell
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DXY is not a good measure of anything, except itself. The specifications are below and don't measure US trade, currency flows or anything else. It omits the actual trade levels like with Canada & Mexico which are much larger than in the "index," and also ignors all of Asia. 

But it is a fine index which can be manipulated easily. 

The U.S. Dollar Index® is computed using a trade-weighted geometric average of six currencies. The six currencies and their trade weights are:   Euro

57.6 %

Japan/yen

13.6 %

UK/pound

11.9 %

Canada/dollar

9.1 %

Sweden/krona

4.2 %

Switzerland/franc

3.6 %

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 10:49 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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A $80.00+ day would get people's attention.  Not there yet.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 10:54 | Link to Comment aswipe
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We just idled a few more refineries because demand is so horrible....but thats bullish......ok I get it. $1200 gold because the U.S. monetary system is about to collapse = S&P 1200....dang this is easy.

Just listened to some idiot on CNBC try to tell me that we might have to adjust 2010 GDP down from an normalized recovery of 7-8% to 3-4% because we have a few headwinds. I got your headwind right here buddy.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 10:57 | Link to Comment Jim in MN
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C'mon, kiddies, let's play for real: predictions on Gold:Dow parity (both measured in $US), when and at what numerological configuration?

Is everybody in for 3,333 in 3Q 2013?  Or what? 

As Romeo Void said, 'Never Say Never'....

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 10:59 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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If Ben keeps printing we will reach DOW parity quite a bit higher than that....and what's to stop him?

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:02 | Link to Comment Dixie Normous
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I know it's always mentioned here in some context or other, but this really is a sorry state of affairs:

Equities have looked tired now for the better part of 2 weeks and on a Monday following OpEx, there really wasn't much to keep them from pulling back to test for real support.  Then, voila, Fed speak, crashing Dollar, and 2% rallies all around.

Not really a market anymore.

 

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:08 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:12 | Link to Comment Gordon_Gekko
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I hope nobody here was foolish enough to short Gold (except, of course, Prechterites). Idiot goldbugs such as yours truly did try to warn everybody you know.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:13 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:19 | Link to Comment reading
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This whole "market" is a joke.  The govt has literally stepped in to every program that created the bubble...everyday it is a new bubble building program and complete denial of the utter disaster facing the economy.

Check out the latest 100% financing option for mortgages:
And trust me it is getting used as I just heard about this on Friday during a conversation with someone in the business.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/34067149

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:32 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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In a deleveraging one has three choices:

  1. Allow deleraging (not gonna happen, banks lose everything)
  2. Print enough to make up for credit destruction (would look like Weimar)
  3. Re-lever

The reinflation plan has always been to relever wherever possbile, backed by a credible threat of printing.  Low interest rates facilitates re-leveraging, and QE demonstrates willingness to print if necessary.  Simple and direct.  Even Prechter will catch on eventually.

If releveraging doesn't catch on (Carry Trade!) then Bernanke will print the dollar to oblivion.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:43 | Link to Comment reading
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I guess I will have to embrace this concept. This is something I really cannot come to grips with how everyone wants to trust the very organization that got us into this to somehow make sure we make every decision with swiss-watch precision to exit perfectly with no inflation and no negative effects from re-levering onto the taxpayer.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 12:21 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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I certainly do not "trust" them, I am merely saying this is obviously the plan.  I cannot trust anyone or any organization foolish enough to assert they have the knowledge or skill to manage an economy. 

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:47 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Deflation is a mathematical myth. It only occurs for very short periods under a fiat currency system until it's forcibly revalued. Did we have deflation during the great depression? Before or after he gold grab and 60% dollar devalutation?

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 11:21 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Mon, 11/23/2009 - 12:24 | Link to Comment Unscarred
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For an obit of the US middle class look at any streaming ticker.

Classic.

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 12:30 | Link to Comment deadhead
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wow, with 2 hours of trading in we got some smokin' vols....almost 1.2 billion on the spx LOL!  

 

Mon, 11/23/2009 - 12:37 | Link to Comment Grand Supercycle
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My USD indicators are still giving bullish warnings and i'm expecting a rally when the Dow resumes it's downtrend.

http://www.zerohedge.com/forum/market-outlook-0

 

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