"Technical Glitch" Takes Down Australian Stock Exchange

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Mon, 02/28/2011 - 01:02 | 1003091 Rahm
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Those darn T.G.'s keep causing harm.

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 01:04 | 1003098 Josh Randall
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Silver and Gold don't have glitches so I'm sticking with them -- poor Aussies have been through enough already, totally ridiculous

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 01:05 | 1003099 RobotTrader
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Now the 17-year old gamers have a Hall Pass, they are all shooting spitballs at each other while the FemBots have all walked off stage to find out what the problem is....

Now they need to unleash some 16-year old hotties.....

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 02:59 | 1003294 FeralSerf
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Testing, 1...2....3....4

I drink your milkshake!  I drink it up!


Mon, 02/28/2011 - 01:16 | 1003133 Harmonious_Diss...
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HEY NOW they just need a Vegimite Sandwich! Prob. have a head full of zombie.



Mon, 02/28/2011 - 01:42 | 1003187 Michael
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Great song, thanks.

Perhaps we need more innovation from Microsoft to fix the problem.

Who is going to fix this problem? I know it's old news but I haven't heard anything about it in a couple months.

Talk about consumption collapse, when is this going to get priced in?

4 Million Americans Set To Lose Unemployment Benefits Even If Congress Passes Extension



Mon, 02/28/2011 - 01:51 | 1003211 Temporalist
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Which means the record high enrollment in food stamps (SNAP) will keep increasing.

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 03:27 | 1003315 AUD
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Vegemite. And are you trying to tempt me?......cause I come from the land of plenty.

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 01:22 | 1003142 barliman
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Technical glitch definition: any set of trades that would cause a 10% or greater downturn in any market in any period shorter than a fortnight.

Zerohedge quiz for this week - accurately predict the number of technical glitches announced between the opening of trading on Monday February 28, 2011 and the regular trading close of 4:00 PM EST on March 4, 2011. The winner will receive dinner for two with Leo but will, unfortunately, be required to pay for dinner as well as pay for all of their and Leo's expenses. The winner will be announced by Tyler Durden. All of Mr. Durden's decision making process in selecting the winner will the intellectual property of Mr. Durden and is not to be inluded in any HFT programs or quant algorithms.

My guess is 13 - a baker's dozen.


Mon, 02/28/2011 - 01:31 | 1003160 Fanatic
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It was around unchanged when it shut down: http://ichart.finance.yahoo.com/t?s=^AORD

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 01:24 | 1003148 colonial
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mid east protests, stocks go up, stock markets shutting down, stocks go up, commodities in rally mode, stocks go up.

I can see it now, US Federal Government shut down over budget impasse, stocks grind higher

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 01:25 | 1003150 bob_dabolina
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5 yard penalty; repeat first down.

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 01:31 | 1003165 Yen Cross
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The Aussie markets are back up. I trade the ASX for my mining shares. It's up and running.

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 01:37 | 1003180 Hedge Jobs
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no its not

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 01:50 | 1003206 Yen Cross
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It is i can assure it is I just Moved some shares. Who are you clearing through? I put 300 shares of BHP in my own account through. I was smooth as silk.

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 02:16 | 1003250 50chickens
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if you're using commsec they use crossover trades (ie trades between internal accounts without touching the asx)

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 07:18 | 1003389 Hedge Jobs
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Thats bullshit YC. The ASX never reopened today. I deal direct into that market and i will bet my left testicle you never bought or sold BHP after the "glitch".

"Moved some shares" what the hell does that mean? whatever it means they didnt go through the stock exchange so i hope you have a good relationship with whoever "moved" them for you.

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 01:34 | 1003174 putbuyer
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it's happening bitches. 3 pack baby. deal with it.


Mon, 02/28/2011 - 01:35 | 1003175 Caviar Emptor
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"Technical Glitch" = "Limit Down". Can't openly admit those circuit breakers kicked in. That might spook 'em more than a guy with a bomb vest loose in Washington.

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 01:37 | 1003178 Money Squid
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Stuxnet, is that you?

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 02:08 | 1003238 StychoKiller
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Waddell & Reed are goin' Global! :>D

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 08:46 | 1003447 spanish inquisition
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That remark will not be far off the mark in the near future. Previous to the US/Israel targeting of Stuxnet, most hacking was done for information with a goal of not being caught. Now anyone in the world has the US and Israeli stamp of approval to attack any system with the goal of destruction.

Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency...

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 01:42 | 1003192 props2009
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Now it is madoff who says US government is a ponzi


Mon, 02/28/2011 - 02:18 | 1003257 Dr. Porkchop
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Well, the man is an authority.. if you can't believe him, who can you believe?

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 06:33 | 1003376 Zero Govt
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"US Govt is a ponzi scheme" says Madoff. Is that news??

...maybe not to the sane people who stay at home on election day but probably 'news' to the 50% of insane citizens that vote 'Ponzi Please' come elections

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 01:47 | 1003202 Cursive
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I'm waiting for the day when we wake up to the NYSE message:  "It's all gone, bitches!  It's been fun...."

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 01:58 | 1003219 Bubbles...bubbl...
Mon, 02/28/2011 - 02:45 | 1003287 Temporalist
Mon, 02/28/2011 - 02:16 | 1003254 sagerxx
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"So long -- and thanks for all the fishes, bitchez!!"

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 01:57 | 1003216 Misean
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G'Day Shelas and Bruces! Just a bit of a bug, we're on it!


Mon, 02/28/2011 - 02:09 | 1003242 savagegoose
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dont look down, well market is down in price but looks like it traded.

i didnt hear anything on news today, maybe it was all " darl pool " trading today

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 03:02 | 1003296 Yen Cross
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The ASX is up and running Ladies and Gents. I clear my trades directly through an aussie Broker. Sorry for the delay I'm charting the FX market right now.

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 02:14 | 1003248 50chickens
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if you're using commsec they use crossover trades (ie trades between internal accounts without touching the asx)

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 03:04 | 1003299 Yen Cross
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Thanks for your info. I'm clearing my trades directly through an Aussie Broker. I specialize in FX. I have offshore trusts, because I own property overseas. Maybe your mechanism is different. Thanks for your help.

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 02:15 | 1003252 DonutBoy
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Stuxnet's true mission revealed..

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 02:26 | 1003265 Temporalist
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U.S. South Korea war games and threats from Lil Kim about destroying SK's psy-ops.

Police in Oman have a couple of dead protesters in "anti-government" demonstrations.

Ten's of thousands in Yemen demand the president to leave.


And the U.S. pops more Xanax and watches oscar night.

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 02:27 | 1003270 Aristarchan
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I have never taken Xanax, nor have I ever watched the Oscars. I guess I am kinda out of tune.........

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 02:26 | 1003267 Aristarchan
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Somebody spill a Foster into the 286 with math co-processor that runs the whole shooting match?

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 02:30 | 1003273 Milton Waddams
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The moment globex goes down is the moment it goes the way of open-outcry. Should it happen, it will mark the end of ...

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 02:40 | 1003283 Milton Waddams
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BTW, banksy was robbed, and I'm pissed that some punk can hire demon to .. uh .. rep the exploited american citizens ... nevermind. BANKSY clowned it... around and around...

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 03:08 | 1003302 bullionbaron
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It's times like this that I'm glad I have some wealth outside of the system!



Mon, 02/28/2011 - 03:22 | 1003313 Yen Cross
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 The ASX 200 ord closed off 6 points @ 4830.5. It is currently 6:21 P.M. in Sydney.The asx cach forwards are up 11 points currently.

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 03:33 | 1003316 Threeggg
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I know its a little off topic here but thought it useful in regards to corn production in the U.S.

from CNN:

U.S. warns extreme food prices will stay

"Mr Glauber forecast that the heavily subsidised US ethanol industry's demand for corn would continue to grow in spite of higher input costs, consuming about 36 per cent of the domestic crop"

and then

The ethanol industry has been criticised for driving food prices higher. But Tom Vilsack, US secretary of agriculture, ruled out any change in US ethanol policy. "There is no reason for us to take the foot off the gas," said Mr Vilsack, the former governor of Iowa, a state in the US corn belt

36% I had no idea !


Mon, 02/28/2011 - 03:57 | 1003333 EscapeKey
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Some moron posted an article over on BusinessInsider that soaring oil prices are in fact DEFLATIONARY, quoting JPM sources! I don't know why I still occasionally go there...

Anyway, it's 8am in London and the local stock market has of yet seen no glitches today. Of course, if this stellar record is upheld once it opens is the question which remains to be answered.

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 03:45 | 1003326 Oh regional Indian
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Stuxnet = Stoxnet


Stox go nuclear and then they go unclear. Like nuclear waste, no one wants them. 

I can see India slowly sliding into the cross-hairs for an "event". So many variables to yank here.

Cannot help but see long-term cycle correction in the fates of Brit-ish colonies.

Let those aboriginies back on their land. It's so simple. US, stick to the treaties made, trash buereau of Indian Affairs.

If you'll just keep consuming, you will explode. 

Fait accompli.



Mon, 02/28/2011 - 04:49 | 1003353 amanfromMars
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Hmmm.  It has got nothing at all to do with the following ....

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And what of D, and the course it charts and plots? Boldly going where no man has gone before? :-) ..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NPbpKyal_U&feature=related ...... although hearts and minds and souls and Agent Weebley and Friends on a Rocket Man Ship and Slow Boat to China have never left the place by all accounts.

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Mon, 02/28/2011 - 08:21 | 1003406 uranian
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apparently the Nasdaq OMX Nordic/Baltic was having trouble ( prices not updating ) a few hours ago too, according to a twat by FTalpha.

28/02/2011 10:00:38

Technical disturbances in GCF Production - No realtime data available

Dear Customer,

Due to technical issues in GCF Production Environment, there is currently no

realtime market data available via TIP.

Investigation ongoing.

Next update in 15 minutes.


Mon, 02/28/2011 - 08:41 | 1003439 belogical
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A "glitch" or a way to bailout HFT on the down side. Just say sorry no trading we have a "glitch". Oh, by the way it may last 5 years, sorry for the inconvenience

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 10:12 | 1003580 highwaytoserfdom
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I live by the motto follow the money... The crony capital gang spent 11b in a private equity deal to buy Sunguard the software behind the exchanges. I don't want to say it is a rigged game but you get sincurist guys like Welsh and Ross getting the propaganda machine.  You never hear of GE plastics being sold to Saudis, GE making more financing German, Japanese and Korean power generation equipment than there own. Ross (Soros boy) buying auto parts suppliers as the Uncle Sam steals GM from bond holders.  If you believe in free markets (my addiction) it will correct.. Then again as Tyler post .... on  a long enough time frame survival rate drops to zero.  

Mon, 02/28/2011 - 19:58 | 1005433 Buck Johnson
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Something is happening to these institutions, and I believe it's to make it impossible for momentum (to the downside) and selling to happen.

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