Tesla IPO: Disaster

Tyler Durden's picture

Irrational exuberance or Rational idiocy?

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firstdivision's picture

I would love to see the ex-wife's face as she sees net worth go from exuberant to living in mom's basement in less than a month.

Mitchman's picture

I wonder of she is subject to the lock-out period?

Blano's picture

Maybe that was when they were still married.

Cpl Hicks's picture

dude, you got all of that one!

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homersimpson's picture

I'll classify that under "DAMN I WISH I SHORTED TESLA."

masterinchancery's picture

Apparently bear markets are less tolerant of smoke and mirrors as a substitute for profits.

ATG's picture

Stock was not available to borrow.

DB, GS, JPM, MS had most of TSLA shorts to stabilize...

faustian bargain's picture

Oof. How much taxpayer money were they propped up with again?

TBT or not TBT's picture

"Idiocy" belong in there somewhere.    Gasoline packs about twenty times the energy, by weight, than workable batteries do.   Oh, and our electrical grid can't handle the load of charging electrical cars, not that we'd want it to.

ZeroPower's picture

Definitely did not see it dropping 17. I though the 'all star' trio of underwriters would defend 17 themselves, but i guess even they dont care about their IBD so much as they do about their trading desks making profit shorting the shit out of it

What does it all mean's picture

And then there is KKR.  With such outstanding performance of FIG and BX, why won't private equity shops go ipo?

 

Oh, and don't forget the China Ag Bank ipo today....

 

IPOs only go up, right?

Blano's picture

They must already have their fees.  I was very surprised there was no attempt to defend 17.

Turd Ferguson's picture

Wait a second! CNBS told me that this was a great deal, that this was a sign that the bull market was coming back, that this was cause for great optimism.

What a fucking joke.

DonnieD's picture

Are you saying there isn't a strong market for 200k go-karts?

Fish Gone Bad's picture

That made me laugh hard enough to cough up a tar ball.

Mercury's picture

Obviously you haven't heard about their new economy model which is by the way totally green:

http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/139/777/073/23jQ.jpg

DosZap's picture

Donnie D,

Dude,you owe me a keyboard......ROTFLMAO.

dark pools of soros's picture

$200K ?? you must of been confusing the different models .. oh wait.. still just one

actually they aren't selling the Roadster anymore, they are all in on the sedan, the Model S which will be around $50,000 (less whatever gov kickback you can find)

 

but most people on ZH only are in the market for guns, gold and zombie radar

 

LeBalance's picture

Don't need the fancy radar.  If it is moving unannounced near your gold its a zombie and therefore subject to your guns.

Votewithabullet's picture

"CNBS told me". LeBeau and Greenberg had a FRONT PAGE Tesla point-counterpoint the day b4 the IPO which greenberg won and Crimer himself said get in and get out . What syllable did you not understand turd.

Abiggs's picture

Just another example of ZH group (lack of) think. As I recall everyone on CNBC from Greenberg to Pisani to Cramer said to sell TSLA. 

Unless this turd guy wants to be "cool" and rip on cnbc because TD does so, I don't get the point of this dumb a$$ comment...

Sancho Ponzi's picture

Is it necessary to watch CNBS in order to understand that investing in a company that builds EV's with a price tag > 100k and with the range of a golf cart is idiocy? BTW, anyone with 'biggs' in his 'handle' needs to seek professional help.

Abiggs's picture

This coming from "ponzi" FAIL

Sancho Ponzi's picture

Oh my, such a witty retort, by someone who confuses its with it's. Epic fail...

Abiggs's picture

"by someone who confuses its with it's"

Can you please point me to where I made this mistake?

jpk's picture

Well, Cramer said to sell the IPO on the day it went public. So not everyone was pumping it that day.

ATG's picture

Cramer as usual misinformed:

the only way you could get TSLA on the IPO was with a lockup agreement...

ATG's picture

Cramer as usual misinformed:

the only way you could get TSLA on the IPO was with a lockup agreement...

LoneStarHog's picture

I guess the power did not transfer to batteries in a timely manner.  Dead Stop!

homersimpson's picture

That graph reminds me of the slide in my ghetto hood I grew up in.. Ah the memories.

 

sheeple's picture

D'oh! I would think it looks more like a semi-donut hole to you, Simpson.

Now get back to Sector 7-g.

oddjob's picture

Don't worry,he left the Bird in charge.

The Rogue Trader's picture

Tesla = the next "Teddy Ruxpin - World of Wonders"

Tarheel's picture

al.gore was loving this the first couple days LOL

KevinB's picture

I thought he was loving some hag in Seattle?

russki standart's picture

I smell Distribution...

Muir's picture

Blue Horseshoe loves Anacott Steel.

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Brings new meaning to the term "round trip" doesn't it?

nwskii's picture

That $30 buyer is taking the long road home

resipsaloquacious's picture

An approx 50% nosedive is what they call in GS IPO parlance, "The Prestige"?

hedgeless_horseman's picture

Where is my Chevy Volt, damn it!

b_thunder's picture

man...  this chart brought nostalgia for the good ol' days of the dot-com IPOs...   the days of "honest" pumps-and-dumps and "IPO spinning" by the Wall St banks, the days with Henry Blodget and MAry Meeker, the days w/out HFT, without gold and s&p futures manipulation.... 

Bring Back The (honest) Crash of 2000-2003!!!!!! 

 

Cheeky Bastard's picture

The most funniest [and most knowledgeable] comment of the day.

I applaud you sir.

Hephasteus's picture

Please sir may I have some more gigaflops.