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Texas Instruments To Acquire National Semiconductor For $25/Share, 80% Premium

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Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:13 | 1134089 the not so migh...
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Holy semi chips!!!

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:30 | 1134191 Highrev
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Very cheap debt.

To be paid back with even cheaper dollars!


That's the name of the game. Jump on Ben's Bandwagon now before it's too late!



Mon, 04/04/2011 - 18:00 | 1134609 johnQpublic
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funded by debt


that is an oxymoron isn't it?

i just cant get by the thought of funding something with a negative.....just no future for me in economics

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 19:13 | 1134822 Hard1
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Right, when both cash and debt are both free and worthless, It doesn't matter what premium you paid, you just made a killer deal, getting something for nothing. 

Tue, 04/05/2011 - 00:28 | 1135692 defn8Dog
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Bitchezz. There.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:16 | 1134101 ZeroPower
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Would be very interesting to match the T&S on NSM during the last 3 minutes of trade - crazy volume, much larger than average and not only due to it being end of day liquidity burst.

No frontrunning. No, not ever.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:14 | 1134103 mule65
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All cash.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:20 | 1134140 Tyler Durden
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Really? We were under the impression debt means debt: "TI expects to fund the transaction with a combination of
existing cash balances and debt." Thanks for the correction.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:26 | 1134166 Thomas
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I did a little analysis of the balance sheets on the DOW. Almost twice as much debt as cash. Most analysts think that a line of credit is "as good as cash." Thus, those amazing corporate balance sheets aren't really so amazing afterall. Go figure.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:33 | 1134204 Highrev
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It won't be long until it's considered cash flow.



Mon, 04/04/2011 - 18:11 | 1134649 Rogerwilco
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Like the "cash flow" banks generate today from neg-am mortgages? Write enough of 'em and the board can declare some sick bonuses up and down the line.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:28 | 1134186 Hephasteus
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Ya but TI is co-signing the loan which neither party can pay back. Hopefully that will work better than a Blythe Masters silver hedge.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:33 | 1134207 mule65
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All cash as far as NSM shareholders are concerned.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:45 | 1134557 homersimpson
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Yes I'm sure you'd trade me your cash for IOUs *rolls eyes*

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:45 | 1134267 trav7777
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Debt IS cash, nigga

Well ain't it???

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:16 | 1134112 Id fight Gandhi
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Anyone see any funny options action?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:19 | 1134131 mule65
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Looks pretty clean to me.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:16 | 1134114 sabra1
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so, if everyones in debt, we can buy more stuff?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:20 | 1134128 Id fight Gandhi
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Still cheaper than buying chipole or price line. You'd need deep pockets for buying them out.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:30 | 1134503 disabledvet
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i agree with that.  which means "more up, up and away" for these two.  "where angels fear to tread" there's always a "hey! you over there!  start...

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:19 | 1134132 SwingForce
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Incredible new way to get stocks to rise. Was this technique available in 2009?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:21 | 1134133 Sudden Debt
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I even heard they have some with SOLAR POWER!!



Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:28 | 1134178 Thomas
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They can now even do square roots.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:05 | 1134383 InconvenientCou...
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TI has a new calulator for banking applications. Whenever a negative number appears, just hit the "innovate" button. Apparently "innovate" is a new math operator of some sort.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:32 | 1134196 Hephasteus
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People to make up numbers. Calculators to pretend they weren't made up. It's the perfect merger of liar and machine.

Steve Wozniak once said that computers were like bicycles for the mind. They allowed people to be more efficient.

If the mind's a liar. The bicycle still works.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:33 | 1134211 SgtSchultz
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I hear the next big thing in calculators is a Roman numeral version - no bothersome negative numbers. 

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:44 | 1134263 Long-John-Silver
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How would ZH filter without negative numbers?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:34 | 1134511 disabledvet
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or a zero.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:19 | 1134135 dogismyth
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SOS...more consolidation with zero consideration for competition and antitrust laws.  Blackrock once again major holders in both entities.  But I'm sure its all coincidental.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:21 | 1134137 Spalding_Smailes
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But, but .... I thought this was a depression ?

Do they not have any advisors who have buried canned food, cases of bottled water, tons of potatoes on said staff ....

This is crazy with 2012 right around the corner .... Lol

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:23 | 1134148 Tyler Durden
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Actually the game is called "get your cheap debt financing while rates are still low."

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:27 | 1134179 Sudden Debt
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I was actually thinking about getting a loan once to buy more PM's, but even when I'm a believer, that's still one step to far for me.


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:34 | 1134208 magpie
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Hope you didn't offer your PMs as collateral...

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 18:59 | 1134784 DosZap
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The devil made you think it.

Smart move NOT doing a dumb move.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:32 | 1134206 Spalding_Smailes
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Did you junk me too ? 


Come on, this is the best time for securing said debt .....


What's the worst that could happen ? Joe Six Pack and Wendy Wine Cooler have their backs ....

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:36 | 1134225 taraxias
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You're a junkoholic fucktard. That's the only reason you post.

"but, but, but why are you junking me, you all know I'm an asshole"

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:50 | 1134282 Spalding_Smailes
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Hey look, its a real corn-fed moron !!!


I get junk'd by the doomer sect, big fucking deal, 7-10 morons with gold and silver stocks, pepperoni in the crawl space and end the fed bumper stickers. I bet your whore mother got a tramp stamp for her 50th birthday above her ass that say .. " Open House Party "

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 18:10 | 1134643 NidStyles
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At least we know the difference between past and present tense.

It's also amusing that you can so categorically say everyone that has seen certain evidence of rough economic times ahead is a moron. Let me guess, you don' think you'll have any difficulty with the aspect of war breaking out all over the little area that support's the majority of your dietary and consumption based need's?

I guess you never sat down and wondered how those acre's of food, that you shove down your throat, came to be. I'm sure the farmer's will be willing to trade you stock option's for food. That is, just as soon as you get out there in the field and start sowing the field's.


Nope, we are the moron's that actually know that mash oil is mixed in with fertilizer to increase the Nitrification of the soil. The same people that are also aware that tractor's are fuelled by diesel.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:23 | 1134146 filletandrelease
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I am new to trading, will salsa stocks go up in sympathy with the chip stocks?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:30 | 1134189 Sudden Debt
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to dip or not to dip, that's dips.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:27 | 1134491 mynhair
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Just BTFD.  It's all good.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:27 | 1134165 Ben Graham Redux
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Two losers go to bed together - big deal.  National Semi has been dead for decades - TI just a bit of life left.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:39 | 1134245 DoChenRollingBearing
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I guess I have to sell my Texas Instruments now too.  So few attractive stocks to buy out there.


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:27 | 1134168 Ruffcut
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This M & A activity has some validity, but the markets like to do these deals to inflate values and make nice coin to front run it, high fees and able to print money through fractional reserve lending.

"what happened to those good ole deals?"

Good deals for them, but bad for 300 million of the rest of us.

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:28 | 1134174 hack3434
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Why stop at 80% premium? good lord...

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:26 | 1134175 eatthebanksters
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the big consolidate and get bigger...is there any possibility that the midsized and smaller players can compete anymore? Whatever happened to the economic theory of perfect competition?  Down what road is our government taking us?

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 17:29 | 1134497 mynhair
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Duh, the Highway to Hell.


Mon, 04/04/2011 - 18:24 | 1134664 Rogerwilco
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Same sentiment, better delivery (IMHO):


And all the roads jam up with credit
And there's nothing you can do
It's all just bits of paper
Flying away from you
Look out world take a good look
What comes down here
You must learn this lesson fast
And learn it well
This ain't no upwardly mobile freeway
Oh no, this is the road to Hell

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:27 | 1134182 drink or die
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I follow the analog semis pretty close (I work for one), and I believe NSM has recovered the WORST out of all the major players from the dip in 2008. 


A cheap deal for TXN, but there is a reason they have done so poorly over the past 2 years...

Mon, 04/04/2011 - 16:35 | 1134217 lieutenantjohnchard
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back in the paper ticket days i almost made an error placing a trade fror texas instruments. put on the ticket tex vs txn. saved by the wire operator.

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