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There is No Joy In Chiswick, Mighty Denmark has Struck Out

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We so can't wait for a doom and gloomy weekly report out of Erik Nielsen this week. Football result (and insult) notwithstanding (Denmark's elimination by Japan), surely after the latest collapse in Europe, Goldman's European strategist will see something, anything, that leads to a slightly less favorable interpretation of the climatic conditions in his beloved Chiswick.

 

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Thu, 06/24/2010 - 16:27 | 432227 Cursive
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Japan?  Who knew.  I never did get soccer, but the bane of Erik Nielson's existence is my joy.

Thu, 06/24/2010 - 18:57 | 432587 spekulatn
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 ...but the bane of Erik Nielson's existence is my joy.

 

+1

Thu, 06/24/2010 - 16:28 | 432229 Gully Foyle
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Those fucking Witches were no help.

Does no one read Rankin?

Fri, 06/25/2010 - 04:19 | 433157 mephisto
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O indeed. Ever since the Antipope. Maybe Erik should move to Brentford.

Thu, 06/24/2010 - 16:52 | 432298 wang
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perhaps when you post Erik's weekly musings you can include a link to the weather in his beloved Chiswick

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/2376?=Forecast&area=Chiswick&stat...

Thu, 06/24/2010 - 17:02 | 432334 London Dude Trader
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Weird, I live about 3-4 miles away in Chelsea and we get statistically better weather than Erik does:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/weather/forecast/8?area=SW3

Thu, 06/24/2010 - 17:14 | 432371 GFORCE
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BitterHedge.com

Thu, 06/24/2010 - 17:20 | 432384 SilverIsKing
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Why do most of those guys on Team Denmark look gay?

Thu, 06/24/2010 - 17:49 | 432462 BlackBeard
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Don't be coy.  You know you want some of that Danish ass pussy!

Thu, 06/24/2010 - 17:54 | 432479 russki standart
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Methinks doth refer to thy self, Blackbeard. Do you miss you cabin boy??

Thu, 06/24/2010 - 18:16 | 432514 SilverIsKing
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I don't discriminate, Danish, Norweigan, Swedish is all good but I do have some rules.  Pussy? Yes.  Ass pussy? I don't think so.

Thu, 06/24/2010 - 19:36 | 432662 cowdiddly
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they certainly didnt play like their future was on the line but I have to give Japans team credit for 2 beautiful strikes on free kick.

Fri, 06/25/2010 - 04:28 | 433160 theprofromdover
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Unfortunately that photo is not the current Danish squad -who wears black-strap belts nowadays to hold up their shorts? Sooooo 80's.

Mind you the big lad in the back row looks like he has chosen a mankini a couple of sizes too small under his strip.

Fri, 06/25/2010 - 05:01 | 433171 Jutlandia Obscura
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They look gay, because its a picture of the danish team of the World Cup of 1986

All fluffy......

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Fri, 06/25/2010 - 05:35 | 433187 taisen
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To call us "Mighty" must be incredibly sarcastic. Our captain,a starter,
had not scored for the last 2½ year. Sadly he's a forward. Our defeat should
only come as a surprise to the, depressingly, growing number of nationalists
supporting "Danish peoples party", which, despite the name resemblance, has
nothing to do with socialism, but many parallels can be drawn to fascism (and nazis)
I know many of you in here thinks Socialism possesses much likeness to
the other two, but in my opinion, the major difference from socialism, is
the major indifference (=hate), towards everything else than "Known danish
tradition" which translates into a scaring, growing coverage, of passive-aggressive
racism. Everybody thinks the party consists of mostly morons - not surprising,
that this correlates to app. 30% of the voters. CHEERS

 

BTW. back row, 2. from right. Michael Laudrup, all-time greatest player.
"Danish", meaning the snack, is called "Vienna-bread" in DK (directly translated)

..If anybody cares....../T

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