Things That Make You Go Hmmm - Like Endless Revionist History

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Fri, 06/17/2011 - 20:34 | 1379230 Rodent Freikorps
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Finally, some red meat.

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 21:44 | 1379353 rocker
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+1 Some of this threads best work to date.

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 22:15 | 1379405 Howard_Beale
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And here I thought Michele Bachmann had cornered the market on revisionist history. Nice to know there is always plenty to go around.

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 20:53 | 1379249 strannick
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Former Vice-Chairman (no, not the Chairman of Vice) of the Federal Reserve Alan Blinder said "the last duty of a Central Banker is to tell the truth".

Thats an insteresting statement considering that the oath Central Bankers take on accepting the office probably implies something about truth, honor, duty, and other such Falstaffian intangibles.

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 21:49 | 1379358 wisefool
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Watched a little bit of the republican speaches in New Orleans today. Bachmann, (who I think will be on the ticket, either as #1 or #2) Said:

"All of us republicans have only one goal. Make Barack Obama a 1 term president" Standing ovation.

Really? we are at the edge of the Abyss, and you are going to base your platform on taking away the presidendency from the opposing party?

She later goes onto to talk about her tea party values, repealing obama care and sums up "I am a IRS lawyer, mother of 5 .... congress person"

Does she understand what the orginal Tea Party was about? Maybe I don't, because they gave her a standing ovation. And as usual, the speakers made tongue in cheek jokes about Ron Paul being crazy.

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 22:18 | 1379404 Long-John-Silver
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At this point the only thing to worry about is stocking up on the three B's.

Beans, Bullets, and Bullion.

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 20:51 | 1379264 Atomizer
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Tyler, its all about honesty & trust. When the con artist are running the show, it all collapses around them. Those who followed 2008 will not help the boy who called wolf.

I won't drop names, but they know who they are. Sadly, these scumbags thought they would be documented in history. They in fact; will be noted in the historical records, not in the fashion they expected.

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 22:41 | 1379471 Oracle of Kypseli
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By all means, please give names. This is not a PC blog. Enlightening others is.

Sat, 06/18/2011 - 11:58 | 1380164 Shell Game
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There's underlying wisdom in not 'dropping names'.  Doing so typically devolves into devisive bickering and foolish defensiveness.  The names change, the game remains the same.  All one needs to know..

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 23:31 | 1379539 iNull
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"Those who followed 2008 will not help the boy who called wolf."

Unless, like Hank Paulson, shepherd boy stumbles into the halls of Congress with a flop sweat wearing an explosive vest and gripping a dead-man switch. Then it's game on.

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 20:58 | 1379274 bob_dabolina
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Things that make you go hmmmmmm - 

“Precarious struggle” at another plutonium reactor in Japan: 6,000+ lb. device crashed into inner vessel, likely stuck — Removing it “fraught with dangers”

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 21:07 | 1379296 YHC-FTSE
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Half a dozen "experts" who said that the GE reactor vessels were designed to be "indestructable".

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 21:36 | 1379335 Long-John-Silver
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and "experts" claimed the Titanic was unsinkable.

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 21:43 | 1379344 baby_BLYTHE
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and just like the last time there will not be enough lifeboats for all of America when Captain Ben S Bernanke sinks the U.S.S Titanic

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 22:21 | 1379411 bigdumbnugly
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there will be enough of them for all the boyz however.

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 22:20 | 1379415 Rusty Shorts
Sat, 06/18/2011 - 10:24 | 1380043 falak pema
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you be a true christian...crosses everywhere...the celestial crucifix around the 33rd...

Sat, 06/18/2011 - 05:13 | 1379827 Yen Cross
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  Have a good weekend Rusty.    YEN.

Sat, 06/18/2011 - 09:57 | 1380021 Rusty Shorts
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Sat, 06/18/2011 - 10:25 | 1380045 falak pema
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that sounds like a deep fall...see you in Patagonia!

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 21:56 | 1379367 bob_dabolina
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The nuclear issue is contained. We don't find the nuclear issue to affect growth. We believe children are safe to take field trips to reactor #3. Everyone should continue drinking the tea leaves, especially pregnant women.

--Benji Bernakashori

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 23:11 | 1379514 jeff montanye
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and the safe level of radiation exposure is wildly increased in the event of a nuclear accident. 

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 21:08 | 1379292 penisouraus erecti
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"There has been a great deal of misplaced commentary about how the presence of some $1.6 trillion in commercial banking deposits with the Fed has somehow meantthat its QE programmes were NOT increasing they money supply (they have been, by 30% since the panic first broke out) but were merely execing some kind of wholly neutral ‘asset swap’ (yes, but the point is the Fed has been swapping bonds for MONEY!"

Keynsian heretic! In other words, a man who knows what he's talking about!

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 21:45 | 1379303 buzzsaw99
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too bad the tbtf crapped in their mess kit. they can't sell junk bonds because the word is out so even though the fed took away all their crappy assets and hand feeds them profits that still leaves the fixed income unit to wither on the vine.

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 21:12 | 1379297 Cheesy Bastard
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Guillotines, already, for cryin out loud.

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 21:16 | 1379309 gwar5
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Great stuff, thanks!!

I particularly liked Feldstein's quote, which has the clarity in it to repeat to successive generations of offspring when they ask how the Great Great Depression started. 

The pithy Argentinian central banker succinctly says it all in few words, in great contrast to his pompous Eurotoad effetes who won't shut up and just get on with it.  

Mario Blejer, Argeninian Central Banker --- "There is no solution without debt relief, which means, without euphemisms, default.”

Default euphemisms, Bitchez!


Fri, 06/17/2011 - 21:23 | 1379317 Imminent Collapse
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Video has created a problem for liars - too easy to prove that they are two faced assholes.  NWO - don't fear it if you can design it.  

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 21:41 | 1379332 Caviar Emptor
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Video killed the radio star

The timeline of History of Modern Music failed to mention a key event: 

12:01AM, August 1st, 1981: First music video shown on MTV in the US: Video Killed The Radio Star by The Bugles. Started a whole new era

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 22:17 | 1379410 OldPhart
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I remember Paul McCarney going on Johnnie Carson to demonstrate his music "movie" shortly before.  Was at a friends house that "had cable" (pirated from the line his neighbor had) for a big party to watch a new channel begin.  I had no clue what it was about but there was free beer.

So, yes, I saw the first MTV video as it started in Orlando, Florida.  About three minutes later was wondering what the big deal was...and still do.

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 21:35 | 1379334 Long-John-Silver
Fri, 06/17/2011 - 21:37 | 1379337 blindman
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more ...
A Quick Guide To Who Gets Crushed If Greece Defaults
Gregory White|Jun. 15, 2011, 10:03 AM
and more..
Tom Waits - The World Keeps Turning.

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 21:43 | 1379345 Caviar Emptor
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Once upon a time Joe the Plumber always backed the conservative side of politics ie TPTB. Not anymore. The thin tissue of lies has gotten too tenuous. All over average people are turning disaffected and disbelieving 

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 21:39 | 1379347 nmewn
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Past, present & the future, I will laugh at the absolute fools who placed this man in a position of responsibility...its not so funny right now.

“I have to say that I am very troubled with some of the- I wanted to use a word I shouldn’t use- these people in the House, these tea party folks who say … we’re not willing to raise the debt under any condition,” he said. “But I think cooler heads will prevail.” Harry Reid June 17 2011

Sat, 06/18/2011 - 12:10 | 1380179 Shell Game
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You just can't make this stuff up.  How the NRA fell for his crap is beyond me. 

More classic, original material from a 'cooler head':  "they'll find out what's in the bill after it's passed."  Simply, endearing..


Fri, 06/17/2011 - 21:46 | 1379360 Stoploss
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Here's one: When TARP was implemented, gold shot up, until tarp stopped, then went sideways until QE1. Hmmm.

No trace of the tarp money.

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 21:51 | 1379363 Cdad
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"But it isn't just the Greece situation that throws up these kinds of statements.  You see them wherever you see a problem these days as the combination of one part wishful thinking mixed with two parts wilful misdirection is just about the only policy option left to administrations who have thrown the kitchen sink at the struggling economies and seen the sort of poor returns on investment that only the New York Mets can usually achieve."  Grant Williams

Sheer poetry regarding the truth of our current situation...across the entire globe.  A very good reason to do the exact opposite of what every single criminal syndicate Wall Street banker is now telling you to do...regarding "historically cheap valuations" and "buying opportunities" and the conventional wisdom now being discussed per the put/call ratio. 

"At this juncture, however, the impact on the broader economy and financial markets of the problems in the subprime market seems likely to be contained.  In particular, mortgages to prime borrowers and fixed-rate mortgages to all classes of borrowers continue to perform well, with low rates of delinquency."  Ben Bernanke, July 2005

Sat, 06/18/2011 - 02:41 | 1379749 Yen Cross
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+1. Keep it real Cdad!  

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 21:54 | 1379370 Bansters-in-my-...
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Hey...not picking on anyone...but "revionist"...?

No spell check...???

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 22:11 | 1379391 JW n FL
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off with his head!! CHARGEEEEEEEE!!


Tyler is drunk on this cucumber vodka! LOL that keeps popping up in my google window ads!

Sat, 06/18/2011 - 05:12 | 1379826 Absinthe Minded
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I keep getting that one too, what are they tryong to say about us? I'm more of a gin guy, vodka makes me sad.

Sat, 06/18/2011 - 06:55 | 1379880 Yen Cross
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 The "Green Monster"   RULES!

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 21:56 | 1379371 Jack Burton
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   The Powers That Be have  control of the Tea Party, The Republican Party and the Democrat Party. About the only political peronage they don't seem to own is Ron Paul. Thus you see media present and represent Ron Paul as slightly crazy and not to be listened to.


Fri, 06/17/2011 - 22:11 | 1379393 Long-John-Silver
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He's not to be listened to because he's always right. When he tells you something is going to happen, put money on it.

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 22:27 | 1379423 wisefool
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Ron Paul stood and delivered today in New Orleans. Gave his consistantly solid message, without the pavlovian party bell ringing.

Next speaker.

"Ron, when I first started seeing you at these things. I thought you were crazy, I have to admit I am becomming just a little bit crazy"

The audience gives the chuckle dinner party participants do after arguing about the check, when somebody says "I'll get the tip and tax, and put it on my card" Everybody knows that bastard is going to give the bare minimum and write it off. And they would do the same, but they didn't have to this time.

Absolute and total capture. The next generations have no other training to base thier thought processes on.

Fri, 06/17/2011 - 22:44 | 1379469 gwar5
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Sorry, but I gotta call a little bullshit on that...but cudos for the Ron Paul.

The very first Tea Party protests were inspired by the bank bailouts and Porkulus spending, I was there.  The TP targets RINOs owned by TPTB, supporting guys like Sen. Rand Paul, instead. They have now also targeted Orrin Hatch this time around who voted for TARP, among other things. 

The democrats were totally taken over by the Socialist Democrats of America (70 members of the House are card carrying members) who work hand in glove with TPTB. Fiat currency is the ultimate weapon for redistribution through deficit spending and debasing USD to confiscate everybody's savings. It's always been thus.

What is going on with TPTB is not capitalism. It's in-your-face cronyism, very close to fascism, except Obamao is no El Duce' calling the shots. He just digs being the joyful arm-twister, tightening the grip. 

Sat, 06/18/2011 - 08:15 | 1379941 Moe Howard
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Very good, I cannot disagree with anything you wrote. I was at the KY Tea Parties, they were attended by regular people, the few organized people there were Libertarians and C4L people. Some few local politicos showed up but were not warmly received. The same people got behind Rand Paul and fought the Republican Party first, and the Democrat Party second to get him elected. TPTB did not get us together, did not finance us, and for sure do not control us. I spoke to Rand Paul in Etown at a private fundraiser, I said I only ask one thing - no more wars without declaring war by Congress. He is doing everything he can to fight that fight. That is all I can ask of my Senator. Now the rest of you need to elect Senators who will fight the same fight. Then we will have a chance.

Our congressman, whom I contacted about the unPatriotic act, cited the two Iraqis the FBI arrested in Bowling Green as a reason we needed to suspend constitutional protections. Seems to me that the FBI cleared those two Iraqis to enter the US, even though they had the fingerprints of one on a road side bomb, and the FBI provided the fake munitions they were supposedly sending to Iraqi. If the FBI didn't allow the two to come to the USA, there would never have been a problem in the first place. In fact, why wasn't the guy with the fingerprint on the bomb fragment not tried and jailed in Iraq as soon as he applied for a visa? I think the answer is obvious, the FBI needs terrorists to guard against, so they are importing them. That way they are easier to catch. The moral of the story? I will be actively working against this congressman in the primary. If he thinks we don't need liberty, then I think we don't need him.

Sat, 06/18/2011 - 11:29 | 1380134 gwar5
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Spot on. If current laws and common sense were used against radical islam, instead of coddling them as a protected minority, we wouldn't need the patriot act. 

We don't see moderate islamists condemning the terrorists so they either don't exist or they have been silenced as well. "Sharia is a totalitarian political system masquarading as a religion" -- M.E. analyst


Sat, 06/18/2011 - 12:49 | 1380238 Shell Game
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I see where you're going with this and it is the one place the Tea Party has gone wrong and is how it got hooked by TPTB.  Most TPs I talk to want to wipe the earth of all muslims, a slippery and unethical slope and merely justification for global interventionism and deficit spending.  The Totalitarianism of Islam virtually guarantees they will collapse themselves. Those kind of regimes, no matter the flavor, always will. 

I like the idea of seriously enforcing our borders and keeping our noses out of other peoples business by bringing the bulk of our troops home.  Exist within our means with small government, let business run with .gov meddling and make economic allies (the only real ally).

A true Constitutional government and lifestyle is, in fact, a leap of faith.  There are no gaurantees that anyone won't fail and no guarantees that we can control the rest of the world.  But somehow that 'shining beacon' does some pretty good things..

Sat, 06/18/2011 - 12:38 | 1380244 Shell Game
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What is going on with TPTB is not capitalism. It's in-your-face cronyism, very close to fascism, except Obamao is no El Duce' calling the shots. He just digs being the joyful arm-twister, tightening the grip.

++ Gwar.

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