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Timmy G Speaking Now At US-China G&ED Closing Session

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Because nobody can ever get enough of the Jeethner.

 

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Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:39 | 1259928 CreditCrumbs
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Die Timmy Die! 

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:58 | 1260006 Ray1968
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Always good for the PMs when Timmy talks.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:30 | 1260159 speconomist
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Not as good as when Bennie talks.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:38 | 1260196 Bananamerican
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In China they shoot corrupt bankers...

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:52 | 1260268 MarketTruth
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Literally! China kills them.

In the USA banksters get big fat multi-million dollar bonuses.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:37 | 1259929 tmosley
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I can't hear him over the derisive laughter.

And then there's any noise the audience is making.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:39 | 1259930 Sophist Economicus
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Is that a gold ring he's wearing?

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:49 | 1259971 Auricle of Omaha
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Damn speculators

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:26 | 1260152 nope-1004
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Married to the media.

WYSI-not-WYG

 

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:52 | 1260541 Long-John-Silver
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He'll trade it for his last meal.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:40 | 1259933 SilverRhino
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Because the Chinese can respect Tax Cheats. 

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:40 | 1259938 PaperBear
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This should tank the USD a bit

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:29 | 1260149 tickhound
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He's... (personal Jesus)

my own, personal, Jeethner

someone we should not dread,

he butters our bread.

 

don't pick on the deceiver,

he'll make you a believer.

 

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:41 | 1259941 RobotTrader
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Note how bald and smooth his forehead is after 1,000 Botox injections.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:57 | 1260554 Long-John-Silver
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He's an Alien bent on destruction of the earth so they can move in and take over. Aliens infiltrators are all over the place. "Invasion of the body snatchers" was a documentary.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:42 | 1259946 Apostle of Unknown
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timmaaaaaaaaahh

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:43 | 1259948 carbonmutant
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Discussions on China's Financial reforms and

 a US return to living within our means as a country... LOL
Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:45 | 1259953 Eireann go Brach
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PATHETIC!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:46 | 1259957 NOTW777
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show the audience - is everyone laughing

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:47 | 1259977 andybev01
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It might look like CSPAN...

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:46 | 1259959 Ancona
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What a fucking weasel.

I just want to give him a forehand bitch slap. Just once.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:50 | 1259960 Mercury
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...Girl I'm just a Jeethner for your luh-aw-wah-ove...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-wXT9eUBm4

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:46 | 1259961 gordengeko
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I was wondering which way that little consolidation pattern in the spx was going to go.  When it broke up I check ZH.  Now I know why.  What a fucking joke of a ponzi scheme!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 21:47 | 1261298 palmereldritch
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"The Bulls make money.  The Bears make money.  And the pigs get slaughtered."

~Gordon Gekko

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:49 | 1259969 LawsofPhysics
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China and U.S. elite make deal to continue to fleece the world.  Nothing (new) to see here.  Move along, move along.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:47 | 1259973 cowdiddly
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Ive been waiting for one of these bozos to start speaking. I was getting tired of my pms trading sideways. Let her rip Timmmayyy

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:47 | 1259976 SheepDog-One
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'Americas return to living within its means' oh certainly not until the debt ceiling is raised to a quadrillion at least and Jeethner gets another few $trillion to prop up equities. Pathetic!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:59 | 1260008 earnyermoney
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Left unsaid is the fact that it's easy to live within your means when you raise the ceiling every 6 months.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:29 | 1260171 JustPrintMoreDuh
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+14,000,000,000,000

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:52 | 1259992 firstdivision
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WTF happened with the AUD and NZD about 10 min ago?

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:55 | 1259996 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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You'd have to be a butt-head to care what this Beavis says.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:56 | 1259998 Zing
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Time for China to flex it's global hegemonic muscle.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 14:57 | 1260012 samlowrey
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Timmay, Timmay.....Timmay!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:01 | 1260017 MonkeySmoke
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Pass the popcorn please the show is starting!!!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:03 | 1260022 Rattling Bones
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How can any foreign country respect this guy when Americans have no respect for him?

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:05 | 1260034 buzzsaw99
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turbo, turbo, he's our man!

wanna trade, bitchez?

 

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:08 | 1260046 Seacap81
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Every Economic Earthquake needs a Geithner Counter.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:09 | 1260051 Misean
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+ 1 MSeivert

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:07 | 1260049 in4mayshun
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Why is almost every comment on here flagged as junk once?

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:11 | 1260058 Misean
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There are disgusting perverts around the internet that like to play with people's junk in public. Most of them work for the TSA, but they get days off.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:15 | 1260101 NotApplicable
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I forget who, but someone admitted junking every post as a way to flag them as read.

If that catches on, it could become a real tragedy of the commons.

 

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:19 | 1260127 Hephasteus
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I don't want free junks. I want to EARN MY JUNKS.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:19 | 1260106 dexter_morgan
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same in GW's article today - mad junker on the loose

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:27 | 1260146 nope-1004
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Probably some idiot silver speculator that had to cover (wash) their shorts.

 

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:09 | 1260065 Alex Kintner
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I want to know what is buried in the basement at Treasury. Oh right, congress already asked that and he said "America's Future".

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:17 | 1260097 dexter_morgan
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looks like a turd with a good tan

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:27 | 1260143 ivars
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Andrew Jackson First Annual message to Congress-really interesting character. Scope. No teleprompter.

The charter of the Bank of the United States expires in 1836, and its stock holders will most probably apply for a renewal of their privileges. In order to avoid the evils resulting from precipitancy in a measure involving such important principles and such deep pecuniary interests, I feel that I can not, in justice to the parties interested, too soon present it to the deliberate consideration of the Legislature and the people. Both the constitutionality and the expediency of the law creating this bank are well questioned by a large portion of our fellow citizens, and it must be admitted by all that it has failed in the great end of establishing an uniform and sound currency.

Under these circumstances, if such an institution is deemed essential to the fiscal operations of the Government, I submit to the wisdom of the Legislature whether a national one, founded upon the credit of the Government and its revenues, might not be devised which would avoid all constitutional difficulties and at the same time secure all the advantages to the Government and country that were expected to result from the present bank.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:31 | 1260182 White.Star.Line
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Giving this man the keys to the Treasury is like giving an oxycodone addict the keys to a pharmacy.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:37 | 1260204 wang
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where does Timmay land when he leaves this gig?

 

a) Pimco

b) Goldman

C) JPM

D) Morgan Stanley

E) _________?

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:57 | 1260561 Long-John-Silver
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I fun little TV Sitcom called Guillotine Island.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:49 | 1260247 hampsterwheel
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At the jewlery store yesterday -- was told all Rolex's are going up 10% next week. Sales guy said because of improvements ---- I told him that it could be the USD falling over 10% against the Swiss Franc - he looked at me and said "huh"  - we're so screwed...

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:03 | 1260577 Long-John-Silver
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Rolex's are a bubble. They only cost $5 to make from stuff you dig out of the ground.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 15:55 | 1260284 pods
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Wipe off your chin there Timmay.

pods

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:00 | 1260302 AldoHux_IV
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I'd love to punch him in his lying face and break that smug look once and for all.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:58 | 1260730 DNB-sore
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Don't be too hard on him, he does not know what he's doing. Please give him the chance of feeding/nursing the country's cattle ore watering crops so his actions can still be usefull. Remember that a good social placement will get the best out of him I think

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:59 | 1260733 DNB-sore
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double post

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 22:24 | 1261420 TwoShortPlanks
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Can somebody please 'Junk' my post too; I'm starting to feel like I'm not worthy or something.

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