Today's Economic Data Docket - Bernanke Presentation To Congress On State Of The Monetary Disunion

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Wed, 07/13/2011 - 08:12 | 1451088 malikai
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LOL. I'll see your predator and raise you a commando.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 08:50 | 1451130 G-R-U-N-T
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Schwarzenegger...What a disaster of a human being and a cesspool of a politician.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 09:42 | 1451341 caerus
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LOL! awesome...(the commando musical that is)

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 08:18 | 1451101 cosmictrainwreck
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hey, didn't that guy wind up as the Gov of CA ? 

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 09:45 | 1451355 malikai
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I like to refer to him as the former Governator. Because he really did a bang-up job.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:12 | 1451410 G-R-U-N-T
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He still is...gallivanting around the world working his ass off trying to make the masses believe the lie that man made CO2 is a major driver of atmospheric temperature change and that CO2 the air we exhale is a pollutant.

Here you have a man who is among the most disgusting carbon units on the planet a real legend in his own mind. He works feverishly trying to destroy peoples lives.

A real fine specimen of humanity....A real pillar in the world community.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 08:04 | 1451061 Cash_is_Trash
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Silver, it's what's for dinner

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 08:05 | 1451069 MarketTruth
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As long as you remember the golden rule:
He who has the gold makes the rules.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 08:05 | 1451067 i-dog
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"Get tu da choppa" of your best yet, TD.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 08:05 | 1451068 SheepDog-One
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I LOVE how the only answer is 'print more money'...armageddon bitchez, hold those PM's the game is about over, way sooner than most people think.

'Economic outlook'....HAA HA HA HAAAAA!

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 08:12 | 1451082 Cash_is_Trash
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Bank runs in the early morning with a 70% chance of bread riots in the several major cities. Smoke form dusk 'til dawn.

Tuesday's forecast calls for Batmanesque scene whereby Benny drops piles of paper on the streets of midtown from the Goodyear blimp.

Wednesday's forecast 80% chance of those with ammo, shooting at uninvited hungry zombies.

Have a great rest of the week! For those who don't own physical - you don't own shit.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 08:15 | 1451094 i-dog
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"the game is about over, way sooner than most people think"

I agree, Dog. I think they were hoping to keep bailing this sinking ship until the end of next year -- when the Hueys would spirit them from the roof of the White House at the last moment in a re-enactment of Saigon 1975 -- but it may not even last that long.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 08:31 | 1451140 cosmictrainwreck
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nice imagery.... you got the screenplay done yet? I agree ("...even that long"); don't see how this shit has life more than months, not Dec 2012. BUT, I thought it was gonna be over in the 90's, so WTF do I know?

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 08:19 | 1451102 Paper CRUSHer
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Its possible when this ponzi implodes ya'll be reading fairy tales such as the one below to ya goofy grandchildren:

'One once o'gold upon a time there was this ugly printsess called Ben...........'

Well,ya'll damn know how this litte story ends anyhow.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 08:19 | 1451106 SheepDog-One
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Printsess, lol.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 08:28 | 1451128 Cash_is_Trash
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Alas, poor Printsess! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite ease, of most excellent quantity

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 08:48 | 1451201 Barry McBear
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lol, I believe the ugly printsess Ben at one point becomes the Chair of the Department of Economics at Printston University, before later destroying the world.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 08:58 | 1451226 j0nx
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Don't you believe that for a second. These guys can keep kicking this can longer than you can remain solvent or think is possible. They can literally do whatever they want because the American public is still blissfully ignorant and apathetic. They will pass any law they need to, will steal whatever they need to, will shit on whoever and whatever they need to, to keep this ponzi going. I also think that private PM seizure is on the menu as well which is why I feel your paper money now is better spent on guns, ammo and supplies than it is on PM. I would own a moderate amount of silver for trade but certainly no gold, at least not if you are not able or willing to protect it from seizure from the government or the hordes who are sure to come for it.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 09:02 | 1451231 cosmictrainwreck
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sincerely wish evidence didn't force me to concur, but I must

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 09:08 | 1451253 johny2
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same here.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 09:48 | 1451362 caerus
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Executive Order 6102 Redux Bitchez!

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 08:28 | 1451123 urbanelf
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Yay!  "Transitory" drinking game!

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 08:29 | 1451132 props2009
Wed, 07/13/2011 - 09:17 | 1451274 johny2
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Watching reserve currency being destroyed by Bernanke. Even former KGB agents are shocked by his methods.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 09:20 | 1451275 White.Star.Line
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I am preparing today's speech for Big Ben.
Let me know if using these terms will help clarify our situation -

"The economy remains sluggish, despite our stimulus programs"

"Unemployment has not improved to our satisfaction, despite stimulus"

"Our forecasts show a turnaround in the fall, but more stimulus may be needed in order to accomplish this"

"The debt ceiling must be lifted, alomg with more stimulus"

"Aww fuck it! Put your hands in the air and empty out all your pockets!"

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:14 | 1451461 caerus
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Right on Ron!

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 12:56 | 1452535 TheMerryPrankster
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Trembling Ben

Wears a Depends

Looks out for his friends

Knows QE will never end

Wants to do it again

Waiting for the world to end

Never seen a dollar he didn't want to lend

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