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Today's Market Action As Predicted By Jim Cramer

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Just in case the consensus was that nobody could have possibly predicted today's market action, here is Jim Cramer... proving the consensus was spot on. From CNBC yesterday: "The “Fed said good things,” Cramer said. “Buy.”"

And here are some other recommendations that received the recommendation of not only Cramer, but that other guy from BlackRock.

In stocks, Cramer endorsed BlackRock Chief Equity Strategist Bob Doll’s buy call on Intel [INTC  19.39    -0.43  (-2.17%)    ] under $20. While there has been some concern from analysts about falling PC demand, the Mad Money host said investors should be “kind of OK” with INTC as long as the company doesn’t preannounce a shortfall within the next two weeks.

Will someone please advise what is the ticker for a 400x leveraged INTC short ETF?

 


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Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:38 | Link to Comment hognutz
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Cramer?   What a maroon........

;-)

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:23 | Link to Comment william the bastard
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He did recc SKX at $40. Did I say wreck?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 19:03 | Link to Comment French Frog
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look at 4.52 in the video: amazing that cramer was talking bollocks just when the dow was making its high post-fed announcement at 10692; this guy's an ace at picking tops !

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:45 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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I wouldn't call him a maroon.

 

I bet EVERY CEO on this planet is scared shitless and pray each night before they go to bed that Cramer doesn't mention their company as a top trade thus throwing the Cramer curse on their ass.

He's like Jack the ripper of the stock market!

 

A few month ago, I had a shitload of Citigroup stock. I bought in low and slowly it was growing. Day by day, cent by cent. It was like watching a little plant grow into a beautifull flower. And just before everyting, AND I MEAN EVERYTING was looking good... Cramer said CITI was worth 12$... it just took a few hours before it went down below 4$ and I took a massive beating.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:19 | Link to Comment Windemup
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Calling him a maroon wouldn't be fair to maroons.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:31 | Link to Comment Dr. No
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Im a maroon (and gold).  If i knew better, I would be offended?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 23:05 | Link to Comment King_of_simpletons
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CMICH ?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:45 | Link to Comment RockyRacoon
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What a maroon........

Is this what you were looking for?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Kh7nLplWo

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:59 | Link to Comment ATG
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Not the only one.

How taking heads can waste assets:

http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232/?video=1563614912&play=1 5:37

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:29 | Link to Comment ElvisDog
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Oh my Lord. That Heebler guy talking about the sustained growth in the economy. I want to scream "What fucking growth"???

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:43 | Link to Comment Village Idiot
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"Will someone please advise what is the ticker for a 400x leveraged INTC short ETF?"

 

"CRAM"

 

EDIT:  sorry, "RAMN"

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:41 | Link to Comment sysin3
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And Bear Stearns is still fine.   Oh, wait ....

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:42 | Link to Comment Ripped Chunk
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Cramer is the poster boy for euthanasia.

Again.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:43 | Link to Comment docj
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Come now, RC.  Certainly there's value in the unintentional hillarity that ensues whenever Cramer opens his piehole, no?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:53 | Link to Comment Ripped Chunk
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He's a crook.

Ok, I compromise. Let him be a guest on The Daily Show once a week and Stewart can beat his ass over and over like he did the first time until Cramer dies of natural causes

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:15 | Link to Comment Ned Zeppelin
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Retroactive abortion.  

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:41 | Link to Comment docj
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Ah, Jimbo.  Keep bringing the funny, man.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:01 | Link to Comment old_turk
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+1

Some of the stuff he comes up with is priceless.

The line on Bear (which I happened to see and after I picked my jaw up off the ground, ROFL) being a 'keeper'.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:42 | Link to Comment jmf
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Moin from Germany,

 

add this "Hard to kill" clip to the mix...

Date 5th August.....

Every reason he correctly mentioned is labeled as "ressiliant" & "not complacent" .....

Amazing!

http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1559395123&play=1

Every single reason a red flag for complacency....

 

 

 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:24 | Link to Comment hungrydweller
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Moin!

Norddeutschland?  Vor 20 Jahren bin ich in Stadland (Rodenkirchen) gewesen.

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 01:01 | Link to Comment jmf
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Yup.

Husum ( Nordseeküste )

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:44 | Link to Comment Übermensch
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He might still be proven correct, as the dow hyperinflates to 50K.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:01 | Link to Comment HelluvaEngineer
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Exactly.  Now we'll face a 200 day long melt-up and this douche will be proven correct.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:43 | Link to Comment lsbumblebee
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Looking forward to seeing Jimmy's patented shit-eatin-grin tonight. Better get some rest before the show cause we got some serious shit to shovel.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:44 | Link to Comment etrader
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Same boat as JPM with the USGG30YR yesterday.

It was just a misunderstanding......

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:44 | Link to Comment Headbanger
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What is WRONG with him anyway?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:45 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Once again Cramer is the shepherd calling the sheep to slaughter. Anyone who's willing to call Cramer on the phone and on national TV yell "Booyah" really does need professional help. But then again, that's what bandwagons are for, right? :>)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=booyah+cramer

BTW Tyler, don't you think it's time to place the words "Cramer" and "booyah" in the ZH spell check dictionary? Thanks. Regards, the ZH spelling and grammar Nazi.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Grammar%20Nazi

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:59 | Link to Comment Max Gibson
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Anyone who's willing to call Cramer on the phone and on national TV yell "Booyah" really does need professional help.

 - loving it

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:06 | Link to Comment traderjoe
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I think he really is leading them to slaughter now. I think the desperation of the PTB is highly elevated. CNBC is under corporate mandate to be positive - as discussed ad infinitum. 

I'm no fan, but he did make the Today Show call to sell, and turned bullish early 2009. So, if you've only been watching the show for only 12-18 months, he's made a couple of important turning calls. 

On the other hand, his daily prognostications are simply absurd. He claimed success in the bottom of housing a year ago. Had a whole show about it. He represents everything wrong with investing and the misinformation provided by the investment/financial complex. 

 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:29 | Link to Comment hungrydweller
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It's easy to be right when you change the direction of your call every other day.  Hell, maybe I can get my own TV show if that is all it takes.  You don't actually have to be right, just a fool.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:33 | Link to Comment ayanni
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Our local school district hired a new Superintendent this summer - the newspaper did an introductory piece on him and in his profile he listed his favorite TEEVEE show as, yes - you guessed it, Mad Money.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:36 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Get the address. I've got a bridge (to nowhere) to sell. :>)

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:46 | Link to Comment Village Idiot
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Jim's calls seem to fall within the "taint" zone. taint quite the pussy, taint quite the asshole.

 

sorry for the foul language.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:56 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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I didn't realize there were so many definitions.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=taint

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:00 | Link to Comment Village Idiot
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Either did I.  Wow!

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:02 | Link to Comment Village Idiot
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As described in the Urban Dictionary -

"The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts." 

 

Hmmm.  God does think of everything.

 

I am sorry.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:30 | Link to Comment Lux Fiat
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And here I was all naive thinking it was the combination of "this" and "ain't", as in "Taint no big thang."  Learn something new every day.

 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:34 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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LOL

It's truly amazing what we can learn each and every day if only we'd show up. Another satisfied ZH reader. Time to roll on home and fire up the barbie. :>)

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:48 | Link to Comment Village Idiot
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via con dios mi amigo.  he does think of everything.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:51 | Link to Comment RockyRacoon
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Succinct and quite visual:

1. On a man, the area between the sack and the crack
2. On a woman, the area between the giney and the heinie

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:00 | Link to Comment Village Idiot
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wait for the night crew to come in - we're gonna get junked.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:54 | Link to Comment rapunzel
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just doing some more home work, my friends.

by Steak
on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 23:35
#14962

 

front to back my hips be rockin

side by side your thighs be knockin

up against mine, movin in time

bodies be up in the bump n grind

i'm zero hedge

staring off a ledge

no bullshit is my only pledge

so sit back n take in a little marla

with beats so fresh make da hos holla

big king pimpin

goldman limpin

i'm up in da suite with my caviar n shrimpin

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 02:23 | Link to Comment Lux Fiat
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It's a rare day that I don't learn something new, often courtesy of ZH.  Guess it's why I keep coming back.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 18:13 | Link to Comment Godisanhftbot
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 Good one

 

+5

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:45 | Link to Comment Azannoth
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I only wonder is he doing her(erin burnett) or not ?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:58 | Link to Comment traderjoe
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Not her type. He wouldn't help her career either. 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:17 | Link to Comment Ripped Chunk
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Maybe if Erin is a stone alkie.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Misean
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He obviously had some serious turds to unload this morning.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:47 | Link to Comment Marley
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Hey, there's 15 minutes left in the trading day.  Time for Hyper-market drive!

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:49 | Link to Comment akuacumen
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Oh my. 3:30 rant about Bernanke is epic!

Sigh. When will Cramer learn?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 22:59 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Cramer deep throating Bernanke on the set, fuking priceless!!

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:50 | Link to Comment Leo Kolivakis
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Cramer gives me a headache and makes my stomach churn, stating silly things like "Bernanke is good". Bernanke is a puppet of the banksters, and he'll do whatever they tell him to do. Today the banksters were busy with HFT, providing the illusion that the world is coming to an end. Bullshit, they're busy loading up on risk assets. You're going to see a major bounce next week, maybe as early as tomorrow or Friday.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:03 | Link to Comment Deep
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Your act is wearing thin Leo, "Buy the dips"

you are really clueless

the market is trading at October levels, how are those dips treating you

 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:02 | Link to Comment Deep
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Your act is wearing thin Leo, "Buy the dips"

you are really clueless

the market is trading at October levels, how are those dips treating you

 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:08 | Link to Comment traderjoe
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I saw your boast of LDK AH move. Hope you sold into it. Reversal. 

Of course it might bounce. We all know the market is manipulated. 

Oops. CSCO misses...

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 23:04 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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You're a tedious jackass Leo.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:49 | Link to Comment Let them all fail
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Interpretation of yesterday: have to do something because things are worse but can't go all out (again) because we need to reserve actions for when things get even worse which we expect to happen.  how do you get buy from that at these levels, what a tool.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:50 | Link to Comment Turd Ferguson
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Don't forget that it was this buffoon Cramer who was the first to cite a "fat finger" as the cause of May 6. He could be incomprehensibly stupid. More likely, since he worked at GS and ran his own hedgie, he's just a cog in the all-important media spin machine.

Either way, he has absolute zero credibility and any fool who bases financial decisions upon his nonsense opinions deserves to be quickly separated from his money.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:19 | Link to Comment Ned Zeppelin
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He is an apparatchik for the Party Line. 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:50 | Link to Comment dcb
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How does a guy get so rich being such AN AWFUL TRADER

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:54 | Link to Comment Dr. No
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How does American Idol, Project Runway, The Kardashians, etc get rich?  They sell advertising which is marketed to their broadcast audiance.  No more, no less.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:59 | Link to Comment blunderdog
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One of my former bosses somehow managed to make a lot of money in the markets in the '90s.

He concluded from that experience that he was a gifted trader, and way smart.  Opinions differed on that score. 

I'd rather like to call him and ask for his insights these days, be we didn't part on the most amicable of terms.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:29 | Link to Comment william the bastard
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2 and 20

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:52 | Link to Comment Jason T
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Ok this guy has the MOST annoying voice.. please make him stop TALKING.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:59 | Link to Comment midtowng
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+1

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:52 | Link to Comment Dr. No
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I was really hoping for a FlashCrash 2.0 today.  It would have been great entertainment.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:56 | Link to Comment Johnny Yuma
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I honestly think they should have canned audience laughter like Seinfeld whenever he makes his recommendations on his show. He's become such a joke and is no doubt butt buddies with Jeffrey Immelt. I think it would be great if someone created the "Cramer Index". It would be an index of his terrible stock picks. Maybe one already exists but I think it would be hilarious to see how terrible his picks are! 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 18:21 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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Rebel-Barrons did it.

http://online.barrons.com/article/SB123397107399659271.html#articleTabs_...

Cramer failed to comment, but did respond that the reporter had mis-understood his recommendations.

"Terrible stock picks?"  Well, how does one know, with so many buy, sell, whatever.

He did get it right during Sep09 pre-massive-meltdown: Get Out call.  But how can you tell.  Like my ... er ... OK, car, that yells at me with the same intensity for low oil pressure as for low washer fluid level.

same alarm signal level, different importance.

and some here are sensitive as to the use of alarms: best ones are like, well, you can do something to avoid the inevitable bending over moment.

- Ned

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:53 | Link to Comment Bill Lumbergh
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"Bernanke is delivering"...exactly what?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:59 | Link to Comment Misean
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deleveraging

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:56 | Link to Comment Village Idiot
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7 minutes to the close and it looks like that japanese sport where participants are running downhill while being chased by big logs.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:59 | Link to Comment Dr. No
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Banzai!!!!

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:57 | Link to Comment Max Gibson
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ohh, please... dont bring up this clown...

Tyler, are pointing to start using Cramer as contrarian indicator?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:57 | Link to Comment traderjoe
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If people really followed his advice, they'd get chewed up in commissions, among other things. CNBC is such a load of crapola these days. They've always shilled, but now it's more and more hopium. Cutting off guests to look for the silver lining, etc., etc. 

The shrillness of the fake optimism across the MSM these days is simply absurd. 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:58 | Link to Comment midtowng
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For those who can't stand Cramer's voice like me, skip ahead to 3 minutes in.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:00 | Link to Comment bullet
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Better investment advice...

Jim Cramer

Cosmo Cramer

Anyone..Anyone..

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:02 | Link to Comment Sudden Debt
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Will someone please advise what is the ticker for a 400x leveraged INTC short ETF?

+1000

:)

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:05 | Link to Comment plocequ1
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It looks like Cramers got some splainin' to do. The market is sick. Needs help. Fed is trying everything under the sun. I can't wait to watch him tonight. I Need a good laugh.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:06 | Link to Comment The Axe
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Those were NAILS comments---If you mess with NAILS you get the HAMMER!!!!!  I rather listen to Moe,Larry and Curley

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:06 | Link to Comment Stuart
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Anyone who doesn't understand what Cramer's job is now and still listens to him is sooo stupid they deserve to lose their money.    Cramer belongs in jail as the epitome of charlatan and followers belong in fools and their money camp. 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:10 | Link to Comment colonial
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and yet "Sad Money" Cramer advertises on ZH!

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:21 | Link to Comment Ned Zeppelin
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I absolultey hit that ad every chance I get - TD gets some cha-ching when you do that, and by that, Cramer helps to pay for us to out him on a frequent basis. Doubt he cares though. Any publicity is good publicity, right Jimbo Booyah Dickweed?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 18:23 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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you've been hangin' around internet sites that cramer is paying.  we'd surely hope that marla gets some coin from your bad behavior.  check them cookies, they are well, ...

- Ned

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:11 | Link to Comment BorisTheBlade
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Short the lifeboats, go long Titanic.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:13 | Link to Comment mynhair
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Pay no attention to that INTC gap around 15.50.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:16 | Link to Comment Young
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I noted this in an earlier post... I also noticed when I went back two CNBC two hours later, they'd changed the headline from:

The FED said good things, buy

to

The FED said good things... They must've been surfing ZH cause they're too dumb to understand how stupid Cramers comment was... They also must've noted the Hahhahaha I printed before quoting the uberidiot...

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:17 | Link to Comment ATTILA THE WIMP
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Cramer: "You know what, the Bavarian Illuminati, the Trilateral Commission, Goldman Sachs, & The Queen of England are not all bad!" 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWAtftRqO-4&feature=related

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:24 | Link to Comment bon homie
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Cramer's the Emeril Lagasse of financial analysts -- BAM! 


Wed, 08/11/2010 - 18:27 | Link to Comment New_Meat
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Emeril, good local boy, actually makes good stuff, pleases his clientele, builds several small businesses, teaches how to do good things.

Both can be entertaining.  Rest? Cramer, not so much.

Bam Bam,

- Ned

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:48 | Link to Comment Justaman
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How can this chick refrain herself from kicking him right in the nuts?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 20:47 | Link to Comment Max Hunter
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she's probably worried she'll miss the small target and lose her foot in the bigger adjacent attraction.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:49 | Link to Comment system failure
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Like the advertisement says to the left. "Follow the Expert." In lamens terms it means, EX = a thing in the past, Pert = is a drip under pressure. Novice, I would not give him that title either. A jack of all trades maybe. hehe

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:54 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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the man is the Lemon Drop Kid, if you listen to him long enough he will give you every horse in the race. apologies to Damon Runyon

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:06 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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I can't believe I watched that video. Now I have pancreatic cancer. Someone needs to turns his excitement switch to the dead position.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:16 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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"Will someone please advise what is the ticker for a 400x leveraged INTC short ETF?"

GOLD

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 19:09 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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LOL

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:17 | Link to Comment sparetime
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Looking forward to seeing Jimmy's patented shit-eatin-grin tonight. Better get some rest before the show cause we got some serious shit to shovel. 

 

 

thats 2 funny

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:28 | Link to Comment Waterfallsparkles
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i do believe that CNBC surfs Zero Hedge for breaking news.  It appears that Tyler breaks the news well before the Market.  That is why I love this blog. 

It is so apparent to me that Zero Hedge Breaks the news before CNBC.  Tyler has the full story and a few hours later or a day later it is on CNBC.

Great work Tyler.  Even CNBC takes notice.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:29 | Link to Comment Rick Blaine
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In all seriousness...

Do some people watch that channel for legit financial advice?????

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 22:27 | Link to Comment Between The Lines
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Funny stuff.  Thx.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 18:47 | Link to Comment Village Idiot
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Anyone catch the opening to crammer's show?  He was under his desk, holding a white (surrender) flag.  And it went down hill from there.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 18:49 | Link to Comment playitcool
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Can't wait until his heart explodes from doing eight balls twennyfo'seven.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 19:25 | Link to Comment I am more equal...
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May Jim squeal like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4LnfkdJDM

 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 20:41 | Link to Comment rapunzel
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your gross

never saw that movie and that is way.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 19:59 | Link to Comment cobra1650
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fucking bald carnival barker

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 20:01 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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"Bernanke is delivering!"

Ahahahaha!  I am going to try and remember that one!

More like deliverance!

Squeal Cramer!  Sqeeeeeal!

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 20:42 | Link to Comment Lord Welligton
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Cramer.

A Clown. 

CNBC the Ringmaster.

FED.

The Circus Owner.

Panem et Circenses

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_and_circuses

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 21:24 | Link to Comment cobra1650
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Cramer video summary

INTC????? POS

Ford - Chanos short

Moe Larry Curly - fuck the dog

FED is good - taxpayer fucked

Bernanke - bald chiapet

Miracle trade - Rogaine

Erin Burnett - dyke lacrosse

consider suitability?

 

 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 22:55 | Link to Comment rapunzel
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calling you on a couple of your comments, big C O B R A

charmer

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 22:02 | Link to Comment EurekaTKE
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He is becoming more timely as an inverse indicator. If he is waving a white flag we might have a short term rally.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 22:24 | Link to Comment timhinchliff
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Dudes, everything is honky dory, I mean check this arse bandit out: 

http://www.bloomberg.com/video/62152580/

The sap at Bloomberg chokes down his own vomit to say "great comments" at the end. Or maybe that was me choking on my own rage.

Part of those great comments were that "stocks are extraordinarily cheap by any measure". This arsehole obviously hasn't heard of the historical p/e at about 20, versus its historical average of 16. Shit I can't feel the left side of my body, thats bad isn't it?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 22:25 | Link to Comment Richard Whitney
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@EurekaTKE...You are quite correct. He is a very reliable contrary indicator, for which the complainers here should be grateful.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 22:52 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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Cramer is there to draw the sheep to the slaughter.

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 01:48 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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STINC  up on that big downer....

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 02:34 | Link to Comment No More Bubbles
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Cramer always makes me think of 2 simple words - BOILED ROPE!

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 04:12 | Link to Comment Bigger Dickus
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Does anyone else think Cramer is banging that sweet piece of ass?

Is Burnett a milf yet?

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