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Today's Market Action As Predicted By Jim Cramer

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Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:38 | 516169 hognutz
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Cramer?   What a maroon........


Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:23 | 516381 william the bastard
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He did recc SKX at $40. Did I say wreck?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 19:03 | 516731 French Frog
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look at 4.52 in the video: amazing that cramer was talking bollocks just when the dow was making its high post-fed announcement at 10692; this guy's an ace at picking tops !

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:45 | 516450 Sudden Debt
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I wouldn't call him a maroon.


I bet EVERY CEO on this planet is scared shitless and pray each night before they go to bed that Cramer doesn't mention their company as a top trade thus throwing the Cramer curse on their ass.

He's like Jack the ripper of the stock market!


A few month ago, I had a shitload of Citigroup stock. I bought in low and slowly it was growing. Day by day, cent by cent. It was like watching a little plant grow into a beautifull flower. And just before everyting, AND I MEAN EVERYTING was looking good... Cramer said CITI was worth 12$... it just took a few hours before it went down below 4$ and I took a massive beating.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:19 | 516555 Windemup
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Calling him a maroon wouldn't be fair to maroons.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:31 | 516593 Dr. No
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Im a maroon (and gold).  If i knew better, I would be offended?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 23:05 | 517111 King_of_simpletons
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Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:45 | 516464 RockyRacoon
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What a maroon........

Is this what you were looking for?


Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:59 | 516507 ATG
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Not the only one.

How taking heads can waste assets:

http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232/?video=1563614912&play=1 5:37

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:29 | 516583 ElvisDog
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Oh my Lord. That Heebler guy talking about the sustained growth in the economy. I want to scream "What fucking growth"???

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:43 | 516175 Village Idiot
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"Will someone please advise what is the ticker for a 400x leveraged INTC short ETF?"




EDIT:  sorry, "RAMN"

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:41 | 516180 sysin3
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And Bear Stearns is still fine.   Oh, wait ....

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:42 | 516186 Ripped Chunk
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Cramer is the poster boy for euthanasia.


Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:43 | 516193 docj
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Come now, RC.  Certainly there's value in the unintentional hillarity that ensues whenever Cramer opens his piehole, no?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:53 | 516240 Ripped Chunk
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He's a crook.

Ok, I compromise. Let him be a guest on The Daily Show once a week and Stewart can beat his ass over and over like he did the first time until Cramer dies of natural causes

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:15 | 516341 Ned Zeppelin
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Retroactive abortion.  

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:41 | 516187 docj
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Ah, Jimbo.  Keep bringing the funny, man.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:01 | 516284 old_turk
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Some of the stuff he comes up with is priceless.

The line on Bear (which I happened to see and after I picked my jaw up off the ground, ROFL) being a 'keeper'.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:42 | 516190 jmf
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Moin from Germany,


add this "Hard to kill" clip to the mix...

Date 5th August.....

Every reason he correctly mentioned is labeled as "ressiliant" & "not complacent" .....



Every single reason a red flag for complacency....




Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:24 | 516387 hungrydweller
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Norddeutschland?  Vor 20 Jahren bin ich in Stadland (Rodenkirchen) gewesen.

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 01:01 | 517198 jmf
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Husum ( Nordseeküste )

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:44 | 516191 Übermensch
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He might still be proven correct, as the dow hyperinflates to 50K.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:01 | 516280 HelluvaEngineer
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Exactly.  Now we'll face a 200 day long melt-up and this douche will be proven correct.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:43 | 516194 lsbumblebee
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Looking forward to seeing Jimmy's patented shit-eatin-grin tonight. Better get some rest before the show cause we got some serious shit to shovel.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:44 | 516195 etrader
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Same boat as JPM with the USGG30YR yesterday.

It was just a misunderstanding......

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:44 | 516197 Headbanger
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What is WRONG with him anyway?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:45 | 516198 Cognitive Dissonance
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Once again Cramer is the shepherd calling the sheep to slaughter. Anyone who's willing to call Cramer on the phone and on national TV yell "Booyah" really does need professional help. But then again, that's what bandwagons are for, right? :>)


BTW Tyler, don't you think it's time to place the words "Cramer" and "booyah" in the ZH spell check dictionary? Thanks. Regards, the ZH spelling and grammar Nazi.


Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:59 | 516274 Max Gibson
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Anyone who's willing to call Cramer on the phone and on national TV yell "Booyah" really does need professional help.

 - loving it

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:06 | 516303 traderjoe
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I think he really is leading them to slaughter now. I think the desperation of the PTB is highly elevated. CNBC is under corporate mandate to be positive - as discussed ad infinitum. 

I'm no fan, but he did make the Today Show call to sell, and turned bullish early 2009. So, if you've only been watching the show for only 12-18 months, he's made a couple of important turning calls. 

On the other hand, his daily prognostications are simply absurd. He claimed success in the bottom of housing a year ago. Had a whole show about it. He represents everything wrong with investing and the misinformation provided by the investment/financial complex. 


Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:29 | 516408 hungrydweller
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It's easy to be right when you change the direction of your call every other day.  Hell, maybe I can get my own TV show if that is all it takes.  You don't actually have to be right, just a fool.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:33 | 516429 ayanni
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Our local school district hired a new Superintendent this summer - the newspaper did an introductory piece on him and in his profile he listed his favorite TEEVEE show as, yes - you guessed it, Mad Money.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:36 | 516438 Cognitive Dissonance
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Get the address. I've got a bridge (to nowhere) to sell. :>)

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:46 | 516202 Village Idiot
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Jim's calls seem to fall within the "taint" zone. taint quite the pussy, taint quite the asshole.


sorry for the foul language.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:56 | 516247 Cognitive Dissonance
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I didn't realize there were so many definitions.


Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:00 | 516277 Village Idiot
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Either did I.  Wow!

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:02 | 516292 Village Idiot
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As described in the Urban Dictionary -

"The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts." 


Hmmm.  God does think of everything.


I am sorry.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:30 | 516406 Lux Fiat
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And here I was all naive thinking it was the combination of "this" and "ain't", as in "Taint no big thang."  Learn something new every day.


Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:34 | 516433 Cognitive Dissonance
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It's truly amazing what we can learn each and every day if only we'd show up. Another satisfied ZH reader. Time to roll on home and fire up the barbie. :>)

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:48 | 516468 Village Idiot
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via con dios mi amigo.  he does think of everything.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:51 | 516481 RockyRacoon
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Succinct and quite visual:

1. On a man, the area between the sack and the crack
2. On a woman, the area between the giney and the heinie

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:00 | 516511 Village Idiot
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wait for the night crew to come in - we're gonna get junked.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:54 | 516636 rapunzel
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just doing some more home work, my friends.

by Steak
on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 23:35


front to back my hips be rockin

side by side your thighs be knockin

up against mine, movin in time

bodies be up in the bump n grind

i'm zero hedge

staring off a ledge

no bullshit is my only pledge

so sit back n take in a little marla

with beats so fresh make da hos holla

big king pimpin

goldman limpin

i'm up in da suite with my caviar n shrimpin

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 02:23 | 517253 Lux Fiat
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It's a rare day that I don't learn something new, often courtesy of ZH.  Guess it's why I keep coming back.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 18:13 | 516663 Godisanhftbot
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 Good one



Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:45 | 516206 Azannoth
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I only wonder is he doing her(erin burnett) or not ?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:58 | 516272 traderjoe
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Not her type. He wouldn't help her career either. 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:17 | 516352 Ripped Chunk
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Maybe if Erin is a stone alkie.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:47 | 516210 Misean
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He obviously had some serious turds to unload this morning.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:47 | 516213 Marley
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Hey, there's 15 minutes left in the trading day.  Time for Hyper-market drive!

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:49 | 516222 akuacumen
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Oh my. 3:30 rant about Bernanke is epic!

Sigh. When will Cramer learn?

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