Today's Market Action As Predicted By Jim Cramer

Tyler Durden's picture

Just in case the consensus was that nobody could have possibly predicted today's market action, here is Jim Cramer... proving the consensus was spot on. From CNBC yesterday: "The “Fed said good things,” Cramer said. “Buy.”"

And here are some other recommendations that received the recommendation of not only Cramer, but that other guy from BlackRock.

In stocks, Cramer endorsed BlackRock Chief Equity Strategist Bob Doll’s buy call on Intel [INTC  19.39    -0.43  (-2.17%)    ] under $20. While there has been some concern from analysts about falling PC demand, the Mad Money host said investors should be “kind of OK” with INTC as long as the company doesn’t preannounce a shortfall within the next two weeks.

Will someone please advise what is the ticker for a 400x leveraged INTC short ETF?

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hognutz's picture

Cramer?   What a maroon........

;-)

william the bastard's picture

He did recc SKX at $40. Did I say wreck?

French Frog's picture

look at 4.52 in the video: amazing that cramer was talking bollocks just when the dow was making its high post-fed announcement at 10692; this guy's an ace at picking tops !

Sudden Debt's picture

I wouldn't call him a maroon.

 

I bet EVERY CEO on this planet is scared shitless and pray each night before they go to bed that Cramer doesn't mention their company as a top trade thus throwing the Cramer curse on their ass.

He's like Jack the ripper of the stock market!

 

A few month ago, I had a shitload of Citigroup stock. I bought in low and slowly it was growing. Day by day, cent by cent. It was like watching a little plant grow into a beautifull flower. And just before everyting, AND I MEAN EVERYTING was looking good... Cramer said CITI was worth 12$... it just took a few hours before it went down below 4$ and I took a massive beating.

Windemup's picture

Calling him a maroon wouldn't be fair to maroons.

Dr. No's picture

Im a maroon (and gold).  If i knew better, I would be offended?

RockyRacoon's picture

What a maroon........

Is this what you were looking for?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Kh7nLplWo

ATG's picture

Not the only one.

How taking heads can waste assets:

http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232/?video=1563614912&play=1 5:37

ElvisDog's picture

Oh my Lord. That Heebler guy talking about the sustained growth in the economy. I want to scream "What fucking growth"???

Village Idiot's picture

"Will someone please advise what is the ticker for a 400x leveraged INTC short ETF?"

 

"CRAM"

 

EDIT:  sorry, "RAMN"

sysin3's picture

And Bear Stearns is still fine.   Oh, wait ....

Ripped Chunk's picture

Cramer is the poster boy for euthanasia.

Again.

docj's picture

Come now, RC.  Certainly there's value in the unintentional hillarity that ensues whenever Cramer opens his piehole, no?

Ripped Chunk's picture

He's a crook.

Ok, I compromise. Let him be a guest on The Daily Show once a week and Stewart can beat his ass over and over like he did the first time until Cramer dies of natural causes

docj's picture

Ah, Jimbo.  Keep bringing the funny, man.

old_turk's picture

+1

Some of the stuff he comes up with is priceless.

The line on Bear (which I happened to see and after I picked my jaw up off the ground, ROFL) being a 'keeper'.

jmf's picture

Moin from Germany,

 

add this "Hard to kill" clip to the mix...

Date 5th August.....

Every reason he correctly mentioned is labeled as "ressiliant" & "not complacent" .....

Amazing!

http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1559395123&play=1

Every single reason a red flag for complacency....

 

 

 

hungrydweller's picture

Moin!

Norddeutschland?  Vor 20 Jahren bin ich in Stadland (Rodenkirchen) gewesen.

jmf's picture

Yup.

Husum ( Nordseeküste )

Übermensch's picture

He might still be proven correct, as the dow hyperinflates to 50K.

HelluvaEngineer's picture

Exactly.  Now we'll face a 200 day long melt-up and this douche will be proven correct.

lsbumblebee's picture

Looking forward to seeing Jimmy's patented shit-eatin-grin tonight. Better get some rest before the show cause we got some serious shit to shovel.

etrader's picture

Same boat as JPM with the USGG30YR yesterday.

It was just a misunderstanding......

Headbanger's picture

What is WRONG with him anyway?

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Once again Cramer is the shepherd calling the sheep to slaughter. Anyone who's willing to call Cramer on the phone and on national TV yell "Booyah" really does need professional help. But then again, that's what bandwagons are for, right? :>)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=booyah+cramer

BTW Tyler, don't you think it's time to place the words "Cramer" and "booyah" in the ZH spell check dictionary? Thanks. Regards, the ZH spelling and grammar Nazi.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Grammar%20Nazi

Max Gibson's picture

Anyone who's willing to call Cramer on the phone and on national TV yell "Booyah" really does need professional help.

 - loving it

traderjoe's picture

I think he really is leading them to slaughter now. I think the desperation of the PTB is highly elevated. CNBC is under corporate mandate to be positive - as discussed ad infinitum. 

I'm no fan, but he did make the Today Show call to sell, and turned bullish early 2009. So, if you've only been watching the show for only 12-18 months, he's made a couple of important turning calls. 

On the other hand, his daily prognostications are simply absurd. He claimed success in the bottom of housing a year ago. Had a whole show about it. He represents everything wrong with investing and the misinformation provided by the investment/financial complex. 

 

hungrydweller's picture

It's easy to be right when you change the direction of your call every other day.  Hell, maybe I can get my own TV show if that is all it takes.  You don't actually have to be right, just a fool.

ayanni's picture

Our local school district hired a new Superintendent this summer - the newspaper did an introductory piece on him and in his profile he listed his favorite TEEVEE show as, yes - you guessed it, Mad Money.

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Get the address. I've got a bridge (to nowhere) to sell. :>)

Village Idiot's picture

Jim's calls seem to fall within the "taint" zone. taint quite the pussy, taint quite the asshole.

 

sorry for the foul language.

Village Idiot's picture

As described in the Urban Dictionary -

"The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts." 

 

Hmmm.  God does think of everything.

 

I am sorry.

Lux Fiat's picture

And here I was all naive thinking it was the combination of "this" and "ain't", as in "Taint no big thang."  Learn something new every day.

 

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

LOL

It's truly amazing what we can learn each and every day if only we'd show up. Another satisfied ZH reader. Time to roll on home and fire up the barbie. :>)

Village Idiot's picture

via con dios mi amigo.  he does think of everything.

RockyRacoon's picture

Succinct and quite visual:

1. On a man, the area between the sack and the crack
2. On a woman, the area between the giney and the heinie

Village Idiot's picture

wait for the night crew to come in - we're gonna get junked.

rapunzel's picture

just doing some more home work, my friends.

by Steak
on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 23:35
#14962

 

front to back my hips be rockin

side by side your thighs be knockin

up against mine, movin in time

bodies be up in the bump n grind

i'm zero hedge

staring off a ledge

no bullshit is my only pledge

so sit back n take in a little marla

with beats so fresh make da hos holla

big king pimpin

goldman limpin

i'm up in da suite with my caviar n shrimpin

Lux Fiat's picture

It's a rare day that I don't learn something new, often courtesy of ZH.  Guess it's why I keep coming back.

Azannoth's picture

I only wonder is he doing her(erin burnett) or not ?

traderjoe's picture

Not her type. He wouldn't help her career either. 

Ripped Chunk's picture

Maybe if Erin is a stone alkie.

Misean's picture

He obviously had some serious turds to unload this morning.

Marley's picture

Hey, there's 15 minutes left in the trading day.  Time for Hyper-market drive!

akuacumen's picture

Oh my. 3:30 rant about Bernanke is epic!

Sigh. When will Cramer learn?