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Today's Market Action As Predicted By Jim Cramer
Just in case the consensus was that nobody could have possibly predicted today's market action, here is Jim Cramer... proving the consensus was spot on. From CNBC yesterday: "The “Fed said good things,” Cramer said. “Buy.”"
And here are some other recommendations that received the recommendation of not only Cramer, but that other guy from BlackRock.
In stocks, Cramer endorsed BlackRock Chief Equity Strategist Bob Doll’s buy call on Intel [INTC 19.39 -0.43 (-2.17%) ] under $20. While there has been some concern from analysts about falling PC demand, the Mad Money host said investors should be “kind of OK” with INTC as long as the company doesn’t preannounce a shortfall within the next two weeks.
Will someone please advise what is the ticker for a 400x leveraged INTC short ETF?
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Cramer? What a maroon........
;-)
He did recc SKX at $40. Did I say wreck?
look at 4.52 in the video: amazing that cramer was talking bollocks just when the dow was making its high post-fed announcement at 10692; this guy's an ace at picking tops !
I wouldn't call him a maroon.
I bet EVERY CEO on this planet is scared shitless and pray each night before they go to bed that Cramer doesn't mention their company as a top trade thus throwing the Cramer curse on their ass.
He's like Jack the ripper of the stock market!
A few month ago, I had a shitload of Citigroup stock. I bought in low and slowly it was growing. Day by day, cent by cent. It was like watching a little plant grow into a beautifull flower. And just before everyting, AND I MEAN EVERYTING was looking good... Cramer said CITI was worth 12$... it just took a few hours before it went down below 4$ and I took a massive beating.
Calling him a maroon wouldn't be fair to maroons.
Im a maroon (and gold). If i knew better, I would be offended?
CMICH ?
Is this what you were looking for?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Kh7nLplWo
Not the only one.
How taking heads can waste assets:
http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232/?video=1563614912&play=1 5:37
Oh my Lord. That Heebler guy talking about the sustained growth in the economy. I want to scream "What fucking growth"???
"Will someone please advise what is the ticker for a 400x leveraged INTC short ETF?"
"CRAM"
EDIT: sorry, "RAMN"
And Bear Stearns is still fine. Oh, wait ....
Cramer is the poster boy for euthanasia.
Again.
Come now, RC. Certainly there's value in the unintentional hillarity that ensues whenever Cramer opens his piehole, no?
He's a crook.
Ok, I compromise. Let him be a guest on The Daily Show once a week and Stewart can beat his ass over and over like he did the first time until Cramer dies of natural causes
Retroactive abortion.
Ah, Jimbo. Keep bringing the funny, man.
+1
Some of the stuff he comes up with is priceless.
The line on Bear (which I happened to see and after I picked my jaw up off the ground, ROFL) being a 'keeper'.
Moin from Germany,
add this "Hard to kill" clip to the mix...
Date 5th August.....
Every reason he correctly mentioned is labeled as "ressiliant" & "not complacent" .....
Amazing!
http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1559395123&play=1
Every single reason a red flag for complacency....
Moin!
Norddeutschland? Vor 20 Jahren bin ich in Stadland (Rodenkirchen) gewesen.
Yup.
Husum ( Nordseeküste )
He might still be proven correct, as the dow hyperinflates to 50K.
Exactly. Now we'll face a 200 day long melt-up and this douche will be proven correct.
Looking forward to seeing Jimmy's patented shit-eatin-grin tonight. Better get some rest before the show cause we got some serious shit to shovel.
Same boat as JPM with the USGG30YR yesterday.
It was just a misunderstanding......
What is WRONG with him anyway?
Once again Cramer is the shepherd calling the sheep to slaughter. Anyone who's willing to call Cramer on the phone and on national TV yell "Booyah" really does need professional help. But then again, that's what bandwagons are for, right? :>)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=booyah+cramer
BTW Tyler, don't you think it's time to place the words "Cramer" and "booyah" in the ZH spell check dictionary? Thanks. Regards, the ZH spelling and grammar Nazi.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Grammar%20Nazi
- loving it
I think he really is leading them to slaughter now. I think the desperation of the PTB is highly elevated. CNBC is under corporate mandate to be positive - as discussed ad infinitum.
I'm no fan, but he did make the Today Show call to sell, and turned bullish early 2009. So, if you've only been watching the show for only 12-18 months, he's made a couple of important turning calls.
On the other hand, his daily prognostications are simply absurd. He claimed success in the bottom of housing a year ago. Had a whole show about it. He represents everything wrong with investing and the misinformation provided by the investment/financial complex.
It's easy to be right when you change the direction of your call every other day. Hell, maybe I can get my own TV show if that is all it takes. You don't actually have to be right, just a fool.
Our local school district hired a new Superintendent this summer - the newspaper did an introductory piece on him and in his profile he listed his favorite TEEVEE show as, yes - you guessed it, Mad Money.
Get the address. I've got a bridge (to nowhere) to sell. :>)
Jim's calls seem to fall within the "taint" zone. taint quite the pussy, taint quite the asshole.
sorry for the foul language.
I didn't realize there were so many definitions.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=taint
Either did I. Wow!
As described in the Urban Dictionary -
"The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts."
Hmmm. God does think of everything.
I am sorry.
And here I was all naive thinking it was the combination of "this" and "ain't", as in "Taint no big thang." Learn something new every day.
LOL
It's truly amazing what we can learn each and every day if only we'd show up. Another satisfied ZH reader. Time to roll on home and fire up the barbie. :>)
via con dios mi amigo. he does think of everything.
Succinct and quite visual:
wait for the night crew to come in - we're gonna get junked.
just doing some more home work, my friends.
by Steakon Fri, 07/24/2009 - 23:35
#14962
front to back my hips be rockin
side by side your thighs be knockin
up against mine, movin in time
bodies be up in the bump n grind
i'm zero hedge
staring off a ledge
no bullshit is my only pledge
so sit back n take in a little marla
with beats so fresh make da hos holla
big king pimpin
goldman limpin
i'm up in da suite with my caviar n shrimpin
It's a rare day that I don't learn something new, often courtesy of ZH. Guess it's why I keep coming back.
Good one
+5
I only wonder is he doing her(erin burnett) or not ?
Not her type. He wouldn't help her career either.
Maybe if Erin is a stone alkie.
He obviously had some serious turds to unload this morning.
Hey, there's 15 minutes left in the trading day. Time for Hyper-market drive!
Oh my. 3:30 rant about Bernanke is epic!
Sigh. When will Cramer learn?
Cramer deep throating Bernanke on the set, fuking priceless!!
Cramer gives me a headache and makes my stomach churn, stating silly things like "Bernanke is good". Bernanke is a puppet of the banksters, and he'll do whatever they tell him to do. Today the banksters were busy with HFT, providing the illusion that the world is coming to an end. Bullshit, they're busy loading up on risk assets. You're going to see a major bounce next week, maybe as early as tomorrow or Friday.
Your act is wearing thin Leo, "Buy the dips"
you are really clueless
the market is trading at October levels, how are those dips treating you
Your act is wearing thin Leo, "Buy the dips"
you are really clueless
the market is trading at October levels, how are those dips treating you
I saw your boast of LDK AH move. Hope you sold into it. Reversal.
Of course it might bounce. We all know the market is manipulated.
Oops. CSCO misses...
You're a tedious jackass Leo.
Interpretation of yesterday: have to do something because things are worse but can't go all out (again) because we need to reserve actions for when things get even worse which we expect to happen. how do you get buy from that at these levels, what a tool.
Don't forget that it was this buffoon Cramer who was the first to cite a "fat finger" as the cause of May 6. He could be incomprehensibly stupid. More likely, since he worked at GS and ran his own hedgie, he's just a cog in the all-important media spin machine.
Either way, he has absolute zero credibility and any fool who bases financial decisions upon his nonsense opinions deserves to be quickly separated from his money.
He is an apparatchik for the Party Line.
How does a guy get so rich being such AN AWFUL TRADER
How does American Idol, Project Runway, The Kardashians, etc get rich? They sell advertising which is marketed to their broadcast audiance. No more, no less.
One of my former bosses somehow managed to make a lot of money in the markets in the '90s.
He concluded from that experience that he was a gifted trader, and way smart. Opinions differed on that score.
I'd rather like to call him and ask for his insights these days, be we didn't part on the most amicable of terms.
2 and 20
Ok this guy has the MOST annoying voice.. please make him stop TALKING.
+1
I was really hoping for a FlashCrash 2.0 today. It would have been great entertainment.
I honestly think they should have canned audience laughter like Seinfeld whenever he makes his recommendations on his show. He's become such a joke and is no doubt butt buddies with Jeffrey Immelt. I think it would be great if someone created the "Cramer Index". It would be an index of his terrible stock picks. Maybe one already exists but I think it would be hilarious to see how terrible his picks are!
Rebel-Barrons did it.
http://online.barrons.com/article/SB123397107399659271.html#articleTabs_...
Cramer failed to comment, but did respond that the reporter had mis-understood his recommendations.
"Terrible stock picks?" Well, how does one know, with so many buy, sell, whatever.
He did get it right during Sep09 pre-massive-meltdown: Get Out call. But how can you tell. Like my ... er ... OK, car, that yells at me with the same intensity for low oil pressure as for low washer fluid level.
same alarm signal level, different importance.
and some here are sensitive as to the use of alarms: best ones are like, well, you can do something to avoid the inevitable bending over moment.
- Ned
"Bernanke is delivering"...exactly what?
deleveraging
7 minutes to the close and it looks like that japanese sport where participants are running downhill while being chased by big logs.
Banzai!!!!
ohh, please... dont bring up this clown...
Tyler, are pointing to start using Cramer as contrarian indicator?
If people really followed his advice, they'd get chewed up in commissions, among other things. CNBC is such a load of crapola these days. They've always shilled, but now it's more and more hopium. Cutting off guests to look for the silver lining, etc., etc.
The shrillness of the fake optimism across the MSM these days is simply absurd.
For those who can't stand Cramer's voice like me, skip ahead to 3 minutes in.
Better investment advice...
Jim Cramer
Cosmo Cramer
Anyone..Anyone..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCZRqH7sRyA
+1000
:)
It looks like Cramers got some splainin' to do. The market is sick. Needs help. Fed is trying everything under the sun. I can't wait to watch him tonight. I Need a good laugh.
Those were NAILS comments---If you mess with NAILS you get the HAMMER!!!!! I rather listen to Moe,Larry and Curley
Anyone who doesn't understand what Cramer's job is now and still listens to him is sooo stupid they deserve to lose their money. Cramer belongs in jail as the epitome of charlatan and followers belong in fools and their money camp.
and yet "Sad Money" Cramer advertises on ZH!
I absolultey hit that ad every chance I get - TD gets some cha-ching when you do that, and by that, Cramer helps to pay for us to out him on a frequent basis. Doubt he cares though. Any publicity is good publicity, right Jimbo Booyah Dickweed?
you've been hangin' around internet sites that cramer is paying. we'd surely hope that marla gets some coin from your bad behavior. check them cookies, they are well, ...
- Ned
Short the lifeboats, go long Titanic.
Pay no attention to that INTC gap around 15.50.
I noted this in an earlier post... I also noticed when I went back two CNBC two hours later, they'd changed the headline from:
The FED said good things, buy
to
The FED said good things... They must've been surfing ZH cause they're too dumb to understand how stupid Cramers comment was... They also must've noted the Hahhahaha I printed before quoting the uberidiot...
Cramer: "You know what, the Bavarian Illuminati, the Trilateral Commission, Goldman Sachs, & The Queen of England are not all bad!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWAtftRqO-4&feature=relatedCramer's the Emeril Lagasse of financial analysts -- BAM!
Emeril, good local boy, actually makes good stuff, pleases his clientele, builds several small businesses, teaches how to do good things.
Both can be entertaining. Rest? Cramer, not so much.
Bam Bam,
- Ned
How can this chick refrain herself from kicking him right in the nuts?
she's probably worried she'll miss the small target and lose her foot in the bigger adjacent attraction.
Like the advertisement says to the left. "Follow the Expert." In lamens terms it means, EX = a thing in the past, Pert = is a drip under pressure. Novice, I would not give him that title either. A jack of all trades maybe. hehe
the man is the Lemon Drop Kid, if you listen to him long enough he will give you every horse in the race. apologies to Damon Runyon
I can't believe I watched that video. Now I have pancreatic cancer. Someone needs to turns his excitement switch to the dead position.
"Will someone please advise what is the ticker for a 400x leveraged INTC short ETF?"
GOLD
LOL
Looking forward to seeing Jimmy's patented shit-eatin-grin tonight. Better get some rest before the show cause we got some serious shit to shovel.
thats 2 funny
i do believe that CNBC surfs Zero Hedge for breaking news. It appears that Tyler breaks the news well before the Market. That is why I love this blog.
It is so apparent to me that Zero Hedge Breaks the news before CNBC. Tyler has the full story and a few hours later or a day later it is on CNBC.
Great work Tyler. Even CNBC takes notice.
In all seriousness...
Do some people watch that channel for legit financial advice?????
http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Jim_Cramer
Funny stuff. Thx.
Anyone catch the opening to crammer's show? He was under his desk, holding a white (surrender) flag. And it went down hill from there.
Can't wait until his heart explodes from doing eight balls twennyfo'seven.
May Jim squeal like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4LnfkdJDM
your gross
never saw that movie and that is way.
fucking bald carnival barker
"Bernanke is delivering!"
Ahahahaha! I am going to try and remember that one!
More like deliverance!
Squeal Cramer! Sqeeeeeal!
Cramer.
A Clown.
CNBC the Ringmaster.
FED.
The Circus Owner.
Panem et Circenses
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_and_circuses
Cramer video summary
INTC????? POS
Ford - Chanos short
Moe Larry Curly - fuck the dog
FED is good - taxpayer fucked
Bernanke - bald chiapet
Miracle trade - Rogaine
Erin Burnett - dyke lacrosse
consider suitability?
calling you on a couple of your comments, big C O B R A
charmer
He is becoming more timely as an inverse indicator. If he is waving a white flag we might have a short term rally.
Dudes, everything is honky dory, I mean check this arse bandit out:
http://www.bloomberg.com/video/62152580/
The sap at Bloomberg chokes down his own vomit to say "great comments" at the end. Or maybe that was me choking on my own rage.
Part of those great comments were that "stocks are extraordinarily cheap by any measure". This arsehole obviously hasn't heard of the historical p/e at about 20, versus its historical average of 16. Shit I can't feel the left side of my body, thats bad isn't it?
@EurekaTKE...You are quite correct. He is a very reliable contrary indicator, for which the complainers here should be grateful.
Cramer is there to draw the sheep to the slaughter.
STINC up on that big downer....
Cramer always makes me think of 2 simple words - BOILED ROPE!
Does anyone else think Cramer is banging that sweet piece of ass?
Is Burnett a milf yet?