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Today's Market Action As Predicted By Jim Cramer

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Just in case the consensus was that nobody could have possibly predicted today's market action, here is Jim Cramer... proving the consensus was spot on. From CNBC yesterday: "The “Fed said good things,” Cramer said. “Buy.”"

And here are some other recommendations that received the recommendation of not only Cramer, but that other guy from BlackRock.

In stocks, Cramer endorsed BlackRock Chief Equity Strategist Bob Doll’s buy call on Intel [INTC  19.39    -0.43  (-2.17%)    ] under $20. While there has been some concern from analysts about falling PC demand, the Mad Money host said investors should be “kind of OK” with INTC as long as the company doesn’t preannounce a shortfall within the next two weeks.

Will someone please advise what is the ticker for a 400x leveraged INTC short ETF?


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Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:38 | 516169 hognutz
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Cramer?   What a maroon........


Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:23 | 516381 william the bastard
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He did recc SKX at $40. Did I say wreck?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 19:03 | 516731 French Frog
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look at 4.52 in the video: amazing that cramer was talking bollocks just when the dow was making its high post-fed announcement at 10692; this guy's an ace at picking tops !

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:45 | 516450 Sudden Debt
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I wouldn't call him a maroon.


I bet EVERY CEO on this planet is scared shitless and pray each night before they go to bed that Cramer doesn't mention their company as a top trade thus throwing the Cramer curse on their ass.

He's like Jack the ripper of the stock market!


A few month ago, I had a shitload of Citigroup stock. I bought in low and slowly it was growing. Day by day, cent by cent. It was like watching a little plant grow into a beautifull flower. And just before everyting, AND I MEAN EVERYTING was looking good... Cramer said CITI was worth 12$... it just took a few hours before it went down below 4$ and I took a massive beating.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:19 | 516555 Windemup
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Calling him a maroon wouldn't be fair to maroons.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:31 | 516593 Dr. No
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Im a maroon (and gold).  If i knew better, I would be offended?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 23:05 | 517111 King_of_simpletons
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Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:45 | 516464 RockyRacoon
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What a maroon........

Is this what you were looking for?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:59 | 516507 ATG
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Not the only one.

How taking heads can waste assets: 5:37

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:29 | 516583 ElvisDog
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Oh my Lord. That Heebler guy talking about the sustained growth in the economy. I want to scream "What fucking growth"???

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:43 | 516175 Village Idiot
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"Will someone please advise what is the ticker for a 400x leveraged INTC short ETF?"




EDIT:  sorry, "RAMN"

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:41 | 516180 sysin3
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And Bear Stearns is still fine.   Oh, wait ....

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:42 | 516186 Ripped Chunk
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Cramer is the poster boy for euthanasia.


Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:43 | 516193 docj
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Come now, RC.  Certainly there's value in the unintentional hillarity that ensues whenever Cramer opens his piehole, no?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:53 | 516240 Ripped Chunk
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He's a crook.

Ok, I compromise. Let him be a guest on The Daily Show once a week and Stewart can beat his ass over and over like he did the first time until Cramer dies of natural causes

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:15 | 516341 Ned Zeppelin
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Retroactive abortion.  

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:41 | 516187 docj
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Ah, Jimbo.  Keep bringing the funny, man.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:01 | 516284 old_turk
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Some of the stuff he comes up with is priceless.

The line on Bear (which I happened to see and after I picked my jaw up off the ground, ROFL) being a 'keeper'.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:42 | 516190 jmf
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Moin from Germany,


add this "Hard to kill" clip to the mix...

Date 5th August.....

Every reason he correctly mentioned is labeled as "ressiliant" & "not complacent" .....


Every single reason a red flag for complacency....




Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:24 | 516387 hungrydweller
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Norddeutschland?  Vor 20 Jahren bin ich in Stadland (Rodenkirchen) gewesen.

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 01:01 | 517198 jmf
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Husum ( Nordseeküste )

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:44 | 516191 Übermensch
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He might still be proven correct, as the dow hyperinflates to 50K.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:01 | 516280 HelluvaEngineer
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Exactly.  Now we'll face a 200 day long melt-up and this douche will be proven correct.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:43 | 516194 lsbumblebee
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Looking forward to seeing Jimmy's patented shit-eatin-grin tonight. Better get some rest before the show cause we got some serious shit to shovel.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:44 | 516195 etrader
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Same boat as JPM with the USGG30YR yesterday.

It was just a misunderstanding......

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:44 | 516197 Headbanger
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What is WRONG with him anyway?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:45 | 516198 Cognitive Dissonance
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Once again Cramer is the shepherd calling the sheep to slaughter. Anyone who's willing to call Cramer on the phone and on national TV yell "Booyah" really does need professional help. But then again, that's what bandwagons are for, right? :>)

BTW Tyler, don't you think it's time to place the words "Cramer" and "booyah" in the ZH spell check dictionary? Thanks. Regards, the ZH spelling and grammar Nazi.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:59 | 516274 Max Gibson
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Anyone who's willing to call Cramer on the phone and on national TV yell "Booyah" really does need professional help.

 - loving it

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:06 | 516303 traderjoe
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I think he really is leading them to slaughter now. I think the desperation of the PTB is highly elevated. CNBC is under corporate mandate to be positive - as discussed ad infinitum. 

I'm no fan, but he did make the Today Show call to sell, and turned bullish early 2009. So, if you've only been watching the show for only 12-18 months, he's made a couple of important turning calls. 

On the other hand, his daily prognostications are simply absurd. He claimed success in the bottom of housing a year ago. Had a whole show about it. He represents everything wrong with investing and the misinformation provided by the investment/financial complex. 


Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:29 | 516408 hungrydweller
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It's easy to be right when you change the direction of your call every other day.  Hell, maybe I can get my own TV show if that is all it takes.  You don't actually have to be right, just a fool.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:33 | 516429 ayanni
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Our local school district hired a new Superintendent this summer - the newspaper did an introductory piece on him and in his profile he listed his favorite TEEVEE show as, yes - you guessed it, Mad Money.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:36 | 516438 Cognitive Dissonance
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Get the address. I've got a bridge (to nowhere) to sell. :>)

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:46 | 516202 Village Idiot
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Jim's calls seem to fall within the "taint" zone. taint quite the pussy, taint quite the asshole.


sorry for the foul language.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:56 | 516247 Cognitive Dissonance
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I didn't realize there were so many definitions.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:00 | 516277 Village Idiot
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Either did I.  Wow!

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:02 | 516292 Village Idiot
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As described in the Urban Dictionary -

"The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts." 


Hmmm.  God does think of everything.


I am sorry.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:30 | 516406 Lux Fiat
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And here I was all naive thinking it was the combination of "this" and "ain't", as in "Taint no big thang."  Learn something new every day.


Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:34 | 516433 Cognitive Dissonance
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It's truly amazing what we can learn each and every day if only we'd show up. Another satisfied ZH reader. Time to roll on home and fire up the barbie. :>)

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:48 | 516468 Village Idiot
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via con dios mi amigo.  he does think of everything.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:51 | 516481 RockyRacoon
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Succinct and quite visual:

1. On a man, the area between the sack and the crack
2. On a woman, the area between the giney and the heinie

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:00 | 516511 Village Idiot
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wait for the night crew to come in - we're gonna get junked.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:54 | 516636 rapunzel
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just doing some more home work, my friends.

by Steak
on Fri, 07/24/2009 - 23:35


front to back my hips be rockin

side by side your thighs be knockin

up against mine, movin in time

bodies be up in the bump n grind

i'm zero hedge

staring off a ledge

no bullshit is my only pledge

so sit back n take in a little marla

with beats so fresh make da hos holla

big king pimpin

goldman limpin

i'm up in da suite with my caviar n shrimpin

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 02:23 | 517253 Lux Fiat
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It's a rare day that I don't learn something new, often courtesy of ZH.  Guess it's why I keep coming back.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 18:13 | 516663 Godisanhftbot
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 Good one



Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:45 | 516206 Azannoth
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I only wonder is he doing her(erin burnett) or not ?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:58 | 516272 traderjoe
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Not her type. He wouldn't help her career either. 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:17 | 516352 Ripped Chunk
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Maybe if Erin is a stone alkie.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:47 | 516210 Misean
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He obviously had some serious turds to unload this morning.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:47 | 516213 Marley
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Hey, there's 15 minutes left in the trading day.  Time for Hyper-market drive!

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:49 | 516222 akuacumen
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Oh my. 3:30 rant about Bernanke is epic!

Sigh. When will Cramer learn?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 22:59 | 517102 SheepDog-One
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Cramer deep throating Bernanke on the set, fuking priceless!!

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:50 | 516227 Leo Kolivakis
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Cramer gives me a headache and makes my stomach churn, stating silly things like "Bernanke is good". Bernanke is a puppet of the banksters, and he'll do whatever they tell him to do. Today the banksters were busy with HFT, providing the illusion that the world is coming to an end. Bullshit, they're busy loading up on risk assets. You're going to see a major bounce next week, maybe as early as tomorrow or Friday.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:03 | 516289 Deep
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Your act is wearing thin Leo, "Buy the dips"

you are really clueless

the market is trading at October levels, how are those dips treating you


Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:02 | 516290 Deep
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Your act is wearing thin Leo, "Buy the dips"

you are really clueless

the market is trading at October levels, how are those dips treating you


Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:08 | 516314 traderjoe
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I saw your boast of LDK AH move. Hope you sold into it. Reversal. 

Of course it might bounce. We all know the market is manipulated. 

Oops. CSCO misses...

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 23:04 | 517108 SheepDog-One
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You're a tedious jackass Leo.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:49 | 516228 Let them all fail
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Interpretation of yesterday: have to do something because things are worse but can't go all out (again) because we need to reserve actions for when things get even worse which we expect to happen.  how do you get buy from that at these levels, what a tool.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:50 | 516229 Turd Ferguson
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Don't forget that it was this buffoon Cramer who was the first to cite a "fat finger" as the cause of May 6. He could be incomprehensibly stupid. More likely, since he worked at GS and ran his own hedgie, he's just a cog in the all-important media spin machine.

Either way, he has absolute zero credibility and any fool who bases financial decisions upon his nonsense opinions deserves to be quickly separated from his money.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:19 | 516355 Ned Zeppelin
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He is an apparatchik for the Party Line. 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:50 | 516231 dcb
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How does a guy get so rich being such AN AWFUL TRADER

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:54 | 516242 Dr. No
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How does American Idol, Project Runway, The Kardashians, etc get rich?  They sell advertising which is marketed to their broadcast audiance.  No more, no less.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:59 | 516270 blunderdog
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One of my former bosses somehow managed to make a lot of money in the markets in the '90s.

He concluded from that experience that he was a gifted trader, and way smart.  Opinions differed on that score. 

I'd rather like to call him and ask for his insights these days, be we didn't part on the most amicable of terms.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:29 | 516402 william the bastard
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2 and 20

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:52 | 516234 Jason T
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Ok this guy has the MOST annoying voice.. please make him stop TALKING.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:59 | 516269 midtowng
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Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:52 | 516236 Dr. No
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I was really hoping for a FlashCrash 2.0 today.  It would have been great entertainment.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:56 | 516238 Johnny Yuma
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I honestly think they should have canned audience laughter like Seinfeld whenever he makes his recommendations on his show. He's become such a joke and is no doubt butt buddies with Jeffrey Immelt. I think it would be great if someone created the "Cramer Index". It would be an index of his terrible stock picks. Maybe one already exists but I think it would be hilarious to see how terrible his picks are! 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 18:21 | 516676 New_Meat
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Rebel-Barrons did it.

Cramer failed to comment, but did respond that the reporter had mis-understood his recommendations.

"Terrible stock picks?"  Well, how does one know, with so many buy, sell, whatever.

He did get it right during Sep09 pre-massive-meltdown: Get Out call.  But how can you tell.  Like my ... er ... OK, car, that yells at me with the same intensity for low oil pressure as for low washer fluid level.

same alarm signal level, different importance.

and some here are sensitive as to the use of alarms: best ones are like, well, you can do something to avoid the inevitable bending over moment.

- Ned

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:53 | 516241 Bill Lumbergh
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"Bernanke is delivering"...exactly what?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:59 | 516275 Misean
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Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:56 | 516248 Village Idiot
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7 minutes to the close and it looks like that japanese sport where participants are running downhill while being chased by big logs.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:59 | 516268 Dr. No
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Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:57 | 516259 Max Gibson
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ohh, please... dont bring up this clown...

Tyler, are pointing to start using Cramer as contrarian indicator?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:57 | 516260 traderjoe
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If people really followed his advice, they'd get chewed up in commissions, among other things. CNBC is such a load of crapola these days. They've always shilled, but now it's more and more hopium. Cutting off guests to look for the silver lining, etc., etc. 

The shrillness of the fake optimism across the MSM these days is simply absurd. 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 15:58 | 516262 midtowng
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For those who can't stand Cramer's voice like me, skip ahead to 3 minutes in.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:00 | 516281 bullet
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Better investment advice...

Jim Cramer

Cosmo Cramer


Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:02 | 516285 Sudden Debt
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Will someone please advise what is the ticker for a 400x leveraged INTC short ETF?



Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:05 | 516297 plocequ1
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It looks like Cramers got some splainin' to do. The market is sick. Needs help. Fed is trying everything under the sun. I can't wait to watch him tonight. I Need a good laugh.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:06 | 516306 The Axe
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Those were NAILS comments---If you mess with NAILS you get the HAMMER!!!!!  I rather listen to Moe,Larry and Curley

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:06 | 516309 Stuart
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Anyone who doesn't understand what Cramer's job is now and still listens to him is sooo stupid they deserve to lose their money.    Cramer belongs in jail as the epitome of charlatan and followers belong in fools and their money camp. 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:10 | 516319 colonial
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and yet "Sad Money" Cramer advertises on ZH!

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:21 | 516369 Ned Zeppelin
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I absolultey hit that ad every chance I get - TD gets some cha-ching when you do that, and by that, Cramer helps to pay for us to out him on a frequent basis. Doubt he cares though. Any publicity is good publicity, right Jimbo Booyah Dickweed?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 18:23 | 516677 New_Meat
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you've been hangin' around internet sites that cramer is paying.  we'd surely hope that marla gets some coin from your bad behavior.  check them cookies, they are well, ...

- Ned

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:11 | 516323 BorisTheBlade
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Short the lifeboats, go long Titanic.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:13 | 516332 mynhair
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Pay no attention to that INTC gap around 15.50.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:16 | 516335 Young
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I noted this in an earlier post... I also noticed when I went back two CNBC two hours later, they'd changed the headline from:

The FED said good things, buy


The FED said good things... They must've been surfing ZH cause they're too dumb to understand how stupid Cramers comment was... They also must've noted the Hahhahaha I printed before quoting the uberidiot...

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:17 | 516347 ATTILA THE WIMP

Cramer: "You know what, the Bavarian Illuminati, the Trilateral Commission, Goldman Sachs, & The Queen of England are not all bad!"

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:24 | 516376 bon homie
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Cramer's the Emeril Lagasse of financial analysts -- BAM! 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 18:27 | 516679 New_Meat
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Emeril, good local boy, actually makes good stuff, pleases his clientele, builds several small businesses, teaches how to do good things.

Both can be entertaining.  Rest? Cramer, not so much.

Bam Bam,

- Ned

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:48 | 516470 Justaman
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How can this chick refrain herself from kicking him right in the nuts?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 20:47 | 516921 Max Hunter
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she's probably worried she'll miss the small target and lose her foot in the bigger adjacent attraction.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:49 | 516473 system failure
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Like the advertisement says to the left. "Follow the Expert." In lamens terms it means, EX = a thing in the past, Pert = is a drip under pressure. Novice, I would not give him that title either. A jack of all trades maybe. hehe

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 16:54 | 516490 the grateful un...
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the man is the Lemon Drop Kid, if you listen to him long enough he will give you every horse in the race. apologies to Damon Runyon

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:06 | 516526 Hephasteus
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I can't believe I watched that video. Now I have pancreatic cancer. Someone needs to turns his excitement switch to the dead position.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:16 | 516548 NotApplicable
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"Will someone please advise what is the ticker for a 400x leveraged INTC short ETF?"


Wed, 08/11/2010 - 19:09 | 516742 Hephasteus
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Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:17 | 516551 sparetime
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Looking forward to seeing Jimmy's patented shit-eatin-grin tonight. Better get some rest before the show cause we got some serious shit to shovel. 



thats 2 funny

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:28 | 516582 Waterfallsparkles
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i do believe that CNBC surfs Zero Hedge for breaking news.  It appears that Tyler breaks the news well before the Market.  That is why I love this blog. 

It is so apparent to me that Zero Hedge Breaks the news before CNBC.  Tyler has the full story and a few hours later or a day later it is on CNBC.

Great work Tyler.  Even CNBC takes notice.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:29 | 516585 Rick Blaine
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In all seriousness...

Do some people watch that channel for legit financial advice?????

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 22:27 | 517054 Between The Lines
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Funny stuff.  Thx.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 18:47 | 516708 Village Idiot
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Anyone catch the opening to crammer's show?  He was under his desk, holding a white (surrender) flag.  And it went down hill from there.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 18:49 | 516710 playitcool
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Can't wait until his heart explodes from doing eight balls twennyfo'seven.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 19:25 | 516766 I am more equal...
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May Jim squeal like this


Wed, 08/11/2010 - 20:41 | 516910 rapunzel
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your gross

never saw that movie and that is way.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 19:59 | 516833 cobra1650
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fucking bald carnival barker

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 20:01 | 516836 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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"Bernanke is delivering!"

Ahahahaha!  I am going to try and remember that one!

More like deliverance!

Squeal Cramer!  Sqeeeeeal!

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 20:42 | 516908 Lord Welligton
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A Clown. 

CNBC the Ringmaster.


The Circus Owner.

Panem et Circenses

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 21:24 | 516973 cobra1650
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Cramer video summary


Ford - Chanos short

Moe Larry Curly - fuck the dog

FED is good - taxpayer fucked

Bernanke - bald chiapet

Miracle trade - Rogaine

Erin Burnett - dyke lacrosse

consider suitability?



Wed, 08/11/2010 - 22:55 | 517096 rapunzel
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calling you on a couple of your comments, big C O B R A


Wed, 08/11/2010 - 22:02 | 517020 EurekaTKE
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He is becoming more timely as an inverse indicator. If he is waving a white flag we might have a short term rally.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 22:24 | 517051 timhinchliff
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Dudes, everything is honky dory, I mean check this arse bandit out:

The sap at Bloomberg chokes down his own vomit to say "great comments" at the end. Or maybe that was me choking on my own rage.

Part of those great comments were that "stocks are extraordinarily cheap by any measure". This arsehole obviously hasn't heard of the historical p/e at about 20, versus its historical average of 16. Shit I can't feel the left side of my body, thats bad isn't it?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 22:25 | 517053 Richard Whitney
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@EurekaTKE...You are quite correct. He is a very reliable contrary indicator, for which the complainers here should be grateful.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 22:52 | 517091 SheepDog-One
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Cramer is there to draw the sheep to the slaughter.

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 01:48 | 517235 Miles Kendig
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STINC  up on that big downer....

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 02:34 | 517259 No More Bubbles
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Cramer always makes me think of 2 simple words - BOILED ROPE!

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 04:12 | 517286 Bigger Dickus
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Does anyone else think Cramer is banging that sweet piece of ass?

Is Burnett a milf yet?

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