Today's Nikkei Plunge Protection Invoice: ¥5 Trillion (For Now)

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Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:30 | 1064209 bob_dabolina
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usd/jpy breaking down fast

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:37 | 1064243 Fish Gone Bad
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All the Japanese were saving their money for a rainy day.  It is f*cking raining, and it is coming down hard.  This problem is not going to go away any time soon.  The first one out of risky assets wins, and wins big.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 21:35 | 1064582 What does it al...
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Told you guys.... B of J was BUYING the Yen... and now, Buying the Nikkei!  and selling Yen.

For them to print 54 Trillion+, there is no way that JPY will appreciate...

Now, that was a MOVE!

They will probably monetize Yen after agreeing with Ben to do so... JPY is heading to 100+



Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:43 | 1064270 Math Man
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ZH readers better go dig up those yen they had buried in the back yard...

Oh wait, no yen, only silver and spam.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:46 | 1064290 tmosley
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Sour grapes from the super-loser.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:50 | 1064307 Math Man
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Unlike you, I'm actually making money in this market...

How's that 95% silver allocation working out for you?


Wed, 03/16/2011 - 23:03 | 1065077 Harlequin001
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bought it at $10+, now worth $33 +change.

we're not complaining...

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 22:16 | 1064827 Pladizow
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You got to have a BOJ if you wanna be with me!

Nuthin's goin on but the rent.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:34 | 1064219 Racer
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If only we could wean these fixated global banksters off stock market propping we could then see the world actually recover and grow

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:45 | 1064277 Michael
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Look at arrogant Herman Von Rumpuy give Nigel Farage the finger at 2:25 in this video posted today. The whole thing is a hoot.

Nigel Farage: EU has no legitimacy or consent to take military action 

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:49 | 1064302 John McCloy
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  That is just beautiful. It requires it's own post.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:48 | 1064297 Alcoholic Nativ...
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No way man, proping up entities that are legally obligated to rape and pillage the plebes for fun and profit  for a global investor class is the only way to get things back on track.


Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:35 | 1064227 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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The Shimokitazawa 6 is a group of 6 hedge funds from Shimokitazawa who act in the interests of the PM to support normal market functions.

¥5 Trillion. That's easy money.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:35 | 1064235 malikai
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Why don't they just let the Yen appreciate, fix their broken country, and then go QE-crazy once they have a functioning manufacturing base again? That seems like the logical thing to do to me.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:43 | 1064268 Spitzer
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They are printing yen to hold up their bargain on the system, not to drive it down to help exports.....

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 21:04 | 1064367 Itsalie
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Not worried about the unwinding of massive carry positions - whoever carried those positions are mostly betting other people's money or taxpayers money, they can afford to take their losses.


The japanese exporters on the other hand, mostly intermediate goods makers who supply the huge chinese assemby lines, will have to shift a big portion of production overseas in medium term. This will mean higher input prices for china, even assuming they can source the same quality from taiwan and korea. I suspect there would be few winners. For the US, it must mean higher prices of ipads, 100in led tv or whatever ben wants the children of funny-money wonderland to buy. Its good to be able to inflate away your debt, except joe sixpack's wages cannot go up so what good is a paper reduction in debt? Its even better to be able to print to pay for anything you wish to import as long as the world buys into ben's make-belief perpetual motion printing machine (that is why economists are indeed different from normal humans - too bad they control the world). But it is clearer by the day to the world ben's "make-belief" cannot go on - their last ally ironically is the communist regime CCP and other autocratic (or in the jap case - incompetent) regimes of east asia desperate to maintain status quo. For a while more, americans will feel blessed that its the japs who have to go thru the pains, I remain certain that before 2012, america's pains will far exceed anything they are prepared for.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:37 | 1064245 Id fight Gandhi
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I bet they'll inject more of there's a drop of more than 5% and theyll do it anytime before end day.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:37 | 1064246 Spitzer
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that Japanese investors would bring home cash from abroad to help finance reconstruction from the disaster in northeast Japan.


Thats why the Yen went up.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:38 | 1064247 plocequ1
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Dow Futes are in the green and im still breathing. Back to my American Idol with Carly Simon... I meant Steven Tyler ( I always get them confused )

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:44 | 1064272 plocequ1
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Hey, Dont touch my junk

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:39 | 1064252 max2205
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And what good stocks they are

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:39 | 1064253 Boilermaker
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CNBC reported Mizuho had shut down their ATM machines.

...AND, that 10 financial firms demand they shut down the TSE immediately.

No shit!

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:52 | 1064317 lord of the fire
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They should have been shut down on , oh let's say, Monday.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:40 | 1064255 Misean
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So someone inflated the actual inflation? Someone found out and crushed forex before Asia opened? Who bought that FD?

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:42 | 1064262 Freewheelin Franklin
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Repatriation, bitchez.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:42 | 1064263 homersimpson
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Anyone else buy EWV before close today? If so, your two cents?

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 23:23 | 1065183 thebark
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I bought it yesterday....but I`m not sure its going to do much with the BOJ coming every 2 minutes with $30000000000000000000000 and buying stocks to keep things propped up...its a joke.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:43 | 1064269 speconomist
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@Tyler: You meant 33 trillion JPY, not billion.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:46 | 1064281 OuaisBla
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You are right about the typo. But what's the difference between trillion and billion these days.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 21:32 | 1064578 speconomist
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In hyperinflation times could be the price of a loaf of bread one day and the previous one.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:44 | 1064273 MiningJunkie
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Print, pump, preserve (stock prices)...rinse and repeat until reactors are dead then go on CNBC and talk about "target inflation at acceptable levels"...the "boys" will NOT allow a bear market to take away their presses.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:44 | 1064280 machineh
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At 8657 this morning, the Nikkei is still a healthy 8 percent above the 8019 level it first reached in August 1981 -- nearly 30 years ago.

'Stocks for the long term' ... patience will be rewarded! But maybe not in this lifetime.



Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:52 | 1064315 Racer
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Can you pen in target for DOWn Sh!t&P!ss as well please,


Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:58 | 1064346 Seasmoke
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buy and hold baby, buy and hold


Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:46 | 1064285 Caviar Emptor
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Print stocks, not nukes

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:47 | 1064287 SDRII
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".AND, that 10 financial firms demand they shut down the TSE immediately"

Bear Stearns karma...


Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:51 | 1064305 Boilermaker
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Unfuckingbelievable and, of course, they take of the 'Breaking News' bulletin and then refuse to speak about it.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:53 | 1064292 DavidC
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I'm surprised the Fed isn't in there helping - it's in as much need for the market to hold up as anyone.

Hmm, sorry, forgot they're a bunch of schmucks...


Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:50 | 1064296 ziggy59
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maybe the powers that be are keeping themarkets from collapsing so the rats can jump ship..there are alot of big rats esp big banks. the elite will have all of the wealth out and the 'peons' will suffer like we always have.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:48 | 1064299 bob_dabolina
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BOJ just showed up

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:51 | 1064303 Atomizer
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Question Tyler, has anyone looked into Japan Post Bank holding Group?

IMO, what happened during the GM bond crisis has gone global. Connect the dots with JP bank (Japan Post Bank holding), you will find the villains holding an opposite trading position. This entire crisis is bigger than Enron. You will see shortly.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:51 | 1064306 Village Smithy
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I wonder how much our own plunge protection team has spent since today's low around 2:15 pm.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:51 | 1064309 Boilermaker
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Look at the fight to keep US futures at parity...


Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:53 | 1064313 bob_dabolina
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Watching helicopters dumping something on the nuke reactor #3


Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:53 | 1064314 Boilermaker
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A major bank in Japan shutting off it's ATMs isn't huge?

I don't get it.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 23:28 | 1065208 steve2241
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We don't need no stinkin' ATM's!

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 23:34 | 1065232 Boilermaker
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I was talking about 'Ass to Mouth' porno...what are you talking about?

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:56 | 1064329 Charles Mackay
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The figures may need updating, the BOJ has $80 billion was put into the money market so far today in two operations.  I would expect even more today.

As of Wednesday, the net amount of new money this week from the BOJ was $158 billion, with about $100 billion rolling off Thursday.  So right now, which may well change later, the net amount of new money this week is about $138 billion.

This compares to the $1000 billion BOJ monetary base at the start of March, so the money base is up about 15% this month.



Wed, 03/16/2011 - 21:50 | 1064678 Charles Mackay
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It's up to 9 trillion yen so far.  I also used the wrong exchange rate above, understating the amount of dollars some, but the basic facts are correct.


There's probably about $200 billion now in net new money this week, a 20% increase in the BOJ money base.

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 20:59 | 1064358 The Axe
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