Tokyo Passengers Set Off O'Hare Radiation Detectors

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Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:10 | 1067719 cossack55
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No more need be said. Good job, Tyler.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:37 | 1067872 nope-1004
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Hmmm.... wonder if the those detectors had their detection sensitivity increased?

Wonder if Japan will be blamed for bottom line losses to the airlines?

Just another US gov't initiative to put further blame and shame on a nation clearly struggling to survive at this point.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 17:11 | 1068371 Fish Gone Bad
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The Japanese passengers will be easy to see because they tend to glow in the dark.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 16:14 | 1068119 patience...
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The director of Homeland security just stated on the radio, HS has been inspecting cargo and people from Japan and have found no radioactivity.

 

HS is right on top of the situation as usual.

When we end the Fed, HS needs to be included.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 18:35 | 1068701 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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HS couldn't find anything except doughnuts & porn.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 21:22 | 1069479 chumbawamba
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They found my joint but I convinced them it was tobacco.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 17:05 | 1068344 HedgeFundLIVE
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Investors may want some facts and figures that ignore opinion on Japan too: blog post http://bit.ly/dOWfho

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:13 | 1067728 barliman
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Obama is going to detail how bad things are in Japan, advise all non-essentail personnel to leave Japan, and express his sympathies for the bitchez left behind

barliman

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:15 | 1067738 NOTW777
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thats too much work - he s working on picks and brazil vacation

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:23 | 1067786 RacerX
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That guy is so beyond hope it's embarassing. When does someone call "uncle" and begin impeachment proceedings? I mean seriously.. WTF is this guy doing?!

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:43 | 1067917 SilverRhino
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He is doing his job: Weakening / Destroying the United States of America's worldwide influence and power.

Left or Right, if you ascribe this motivation to him. Everything he is doing starts making perfect sense.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 17:15 | 1068388 Fish Gone Bad
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A politician's job is to talk out of both sides of his mouth, saying one thing and meaning another.  Is any politician different?

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:44 | 1067939 Practical Irrat...
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Don't you have to actually DO something in order to get impeached?

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:13 | 1067731 Sweet Chicken
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Gamma is bullish.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:22 | 1067777 RacerX
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Lol.. "Gamma exposure".. lol. That's hilarious. I am laughing like a retard right now..

Let's hope the Theta decay works in our favor. Those pesky greeks..

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:25 | 1067799 Sweet Chicken
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Totally unrelated but Racer X is one of my most favorite things in the world. Black and yellow FTW!

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:26 | 1067802 duncecap rack
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That's the explanation! I just got home from work and have been trying to figure out what has pumped up the market so much. Next time there is a pause in the market they should set off a few nukes here.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 16:08 | 1068096 savagegoose
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ever since %25 of our populatiuon started dying of radiation sickness, we havent had to lie about unemployment numbers so much. radiation is good for the economy.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 17:58 | 1068531 knukles
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Here's the deal...
We got all the empty houses...
Japan got all the unhoused people...

We import the people and house them...
In exchange for forgiveness on our debt which they hold...

Then they all die or radiation sickness anyhow...
And we still got the houses...

Dude, a repeat of Pebble Beach, Rockefeller Center and and the upper half condo arrangement of Citicorp Center.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 18:37 | 1068710 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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Seriously, I thought about that--plane loads of Japanese with loads of cash coming to America and helping out with that housing slump. Right now I'm praying for two guys from Tokyo to start a bidding war on my mom's front lawn.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:13 | 1067734 karzai_luver
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Cool. do they glow in the dark too?

 

As long as their bracket cards are wiped clean all it well.

 

 

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:14 | 1067735 NOTW777
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yeah and all the libyan rebels will be dead by the time the obama does something

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:18 | 1067755 NotApplicable
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He will just have to find other people to kill, then.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:23 | 1067789 Bastiat
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Apparently that was the idea -- use the rebels to provide a reason to go in but be sure to wait until the rebels are not a viable force in the aftermath -- which of course they aren't if we let Gaddafi kill them all.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:45 | 1067944 MachoMan
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Or, alternatively, posture and let gadaffi stay...  IF he keeps the oil pumping.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 16:52 | 1068294 High Plains Drifter
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For the final smackdown , El Presidente for Life has instructed his troops to reduce Benghazi to ashes and to kill everything moving. Yeh I think that will about do it.........

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/03/18/3167160.htm?section=justin

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:31 | 1067829 High Plains Drifter
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How would you like it if we had a rebellion and some outsider came here and said that they thought they would have to interfere in our national business?  How would you like that?  It is not our responsibilty nor is it our business to bother other nations about their internal matters......

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 17:05 | 1068339 SoCalBusted
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"How would you like it if we had a rebellion and some outsider came here and said that they thought they would have to interfere in our national business? "

 

What's the downside?

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 17:11 | 1068367 mkkby
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That would be ideal.  We'll need lots of help getting rid of our corrupt gov.  Just like when the French helped us leave the King of England.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 18:40 | 1068727 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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Yeah, but how have we treated the French since then? F--- you, givers of the statue of Liberty!

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:13 | 1067739 plocequ1
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Wow.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:14 | 1067740 -Michelle-
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Oh, no worries.  False alarm.  There was a guy with a dirty bomb on the plane and that's what set them off.  Nothing to see here!

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:30 | 1067819 tmosley
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Someone had a copy of Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within in their luggage?

Send that guy to Guantanamo!

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:48 | 1067972 Cognitive Dissonance
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Amazingly for someone over 50 I get that joke. I've watched it several time because Dr. Aki Ross is HOT. :>)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0173840/

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 16:14 | 1068116 tmosley
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I enjoyed playing the games up through the tenth one.  When it came out, I thought that it would be as good as the storyline for one of them.  Sadly, they must have spent all their cash on the effects, leaving nothing for the writers, so they got an enviro-hippy to write it for free.

It was certainly a special effects spectacular, but the plot was just all over the place.  It might have made a good game--maybe a venture into the survival horror genre.

Ah well.  Not much time for games these days.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 16:44 | 1068262 AccreditedEYE
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CD- I already knew you were the Man, but now even more so! :) LOL I'm a big old school final fantasy fan and just the fact you watched that movie at your age is great. Keep on keeping on sir.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:15 | 1067741 Dolar in a vortex
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"... but he offered no details and said federal officials will be handling the situation."

He means Rahm.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:16 | 1067744 NotApplicable
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Don't worry, it's cool. It's not like radiation can penetrate aluminum airline fuselages or anything.

So, I'm wondering how long it will take to contaminate every international airport?

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:16 | 1067745 rubearish10
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It's a good day in the market. No need to worry. USD/JPY might as well go offerless tonight. That'll even things out a bit better. Isn't that what we should expect?

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:16 | 1067746 cluelessminion
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Damn.  Just damn.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:17 | 1067749 Oh regional Indian
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Now I'm beginning to think that never lettign a good crisis go waste, this is somehow going to be used as an attempt to thrus NWO agenda. In some huge way. Clearly, world populations are on edge, were even before Japan, now more so.

At such times, people gladly give up their freedumbs for a little security.

Which is always a chimera or short-term anyways.

And they set them off in Rahm town too.

hmmmmmm.........

ORi

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/03/17/archetypal-astrology-from-cathartes-aura/

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:21 | 1067773 aheady
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Wondering that as well, ORI. Unreal.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:17 | 1067751 defn8Dog
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Good thing they went digital with their cameras.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:17 | 1067754 alien-IQ
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Finally!!!! A way to keep the TSA from sticking their fingers up your ass!

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:33 | 1067835 Revolution_star...
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"Finally!!!! A way to keep the TSA from sticking their fingers up your ass!"

 

Flying out of San Fran?

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 18:03 | 1068546 knukles
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Into San Fran.... into my boy!
Excuse me Spartacus, but you can only bring one pair of leather chaps and two hand tooled leather decorative Cricso tubs duty free.   

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:18 | 1067758 camaro68ss
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i wonder what its like to be radio active..... i guess i will find out soon living in california and all

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:22 | 1067772 Mercury
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It sounds like this.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 15:47 | 1067960 Josh Randall
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