Tonight's Headlines: Bloomberg - Europe Fails to Agree on Greek Aid Payout; Reuters - Euro Zone Agrees To Pursue Greek Debt Rollover Plan

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Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty.'s picture

No, we will not raise the debt limit.  We are bankrupt already.

Yes, we will spend more so that we can agree to cut spending later.

Maybe we will just sell all the children of the voters so that we can eat bon-bons.

Wait, we did that already...

Beancounter's picture

lol exactly, they need a debt schedule that goes up to 11.

Highrev's picture

 

I like the way you say rollover.

Who else wants to say rollover?

Now, can you say ho-hum?

I like the way you say ho-hum.

Wall of worry?

;-)

phungus_mungus's picture

Actually these two news articles reflect perfectly the situation int he Euro Zone... No one really knows what the hell is going on, all we can really do is wait for a bright flash and loud noises...  

Founders Keeper's picture

I was thinking the same thing, phungus_mungus.

 

bob_dabolina's picture

eur/aud is stable at the moment

I see no imminent problems in the credit markets. 

Barb Dwire's picture

LOL! I can't wait to see which banks "volunteer"

oogs66's picture

hard to do anything but laugh and stay short

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Speaking out of both sides of the mainstream media mouth. And here I thought only politicians did so.

Hedgetard55's picture

How do you say "kick the freaking can" in German?

Anyway, who cares. Did you all see Rory crush it this week at Congressional?

 

DonutBoy's picture

Bullish for stocks, either way

ThisIsBob's picture

"privatisation" 

Whatchagot?

Forgiven's picture

I predict that tonight will pass, tomorrow will come, and Greeks will be throwing stones, but little will change.

Hearst's picture

Throwing Stones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROWyn8zAVh4

"Heartless powers try to tell us what to think.  If the spirit's sleeping, then the flesh is ink.  History's page, it is thusly carved in stone.  The future's here, we are it, we are on our own."

TURN UP!!

Debt Rolling's picture

"Voluntary contribution": so those who voluntarily contribue sacrifice themselves for those who don't? 

Few chances to work. 

chump666's picture

EU has two choices, let the banks lose or more riots...and if the German taxpayer has to keep supporting the bond market for the Greeks (PIIGS) to then flow-money to senior bond holders.  There will be riots in Germany!

 

takeaction's picture

How do I send new stories that I think are worthy of ZH? to Tyler? This one demands front page news IMO. Fukushima type disaster possible here. I don't like to cross post, but this is very serious.......Thanks

http://nation.com.pk/pakistan-news-newspaper-daily-english-online/Intern...

 

Scisco's picture

ctrl+v from front page.

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This does not bode well for due diligence.

Re-Discovery's picture

Used to be sell first, ask questions later. 

But when it's taxpayer money, hell, why not buy first, ask questions later.

Infinite QE's picture

Reuters is Rothschild owned so I'd say they are right on this one.

jmc8888's picture

The Greeks have to see to it to convince them? Looks more like they didn't convince the Greeks that this all wasn't a scam and back door bailouts back to their own banks.

Reminds me of the newspapers from Back to the Future that would change.  Emmitt Brown Committed turns to Emmitt Brown Commended.  Which to believe? Neither?

Glass-Steagall

koot's picture

Yep, the Bilderberg Group is a big Kumbaya of agreement, almost as much unity as the Obama adminstration. 

Ned Zeppelin's picture

A "voluntary rollover" is a joke.   

oogs66's picture

yes, will take about 2 days for the hedge funds to game the system and own the right bonds, and the banks and governments will be in worse shape than ever, but hey, they avoided defaulting today - a joke

janus's picture

blow back derelict wind/ lay my soul in the fallow field

Joebloinvestor's picture

I guess you can call it "voluntary", but it is with a gun to the head.

Default and take a haircut.

Extend maturity and take a kicking.

And Greece is gonna default anyway.

CrashisOptimistic's picture

This can be finessed.  The banks can be persuaded to re-lend money to Greece at 5% (by having the ECB pay the bank the other 25%/yr to get to market rates).

 

sasebo's picture

I predict that until we force our incompenent asshole politicians to take the right to print money away from a small group of greedy, psychopathetic, billionaire assholes who print the money & loan it out at interest or gamble with it, nothing will change. Especially if they print more money to cover their gambling losses.

djsmps's picture

I got a kitten 9 weeks ago (who I love), and I'm allergic to him.

Barb Dwire's picture

I'm allergic to cats too and have had 4. Your body gets used to it - but lots of Benadry/qntihistamines work wonders too

 

Everyone needs a kitten

Alea Iacta Est's picture

Reuters is beyond worthless.

How many times has a reuters source "confirmed" a Greece deal was done now?

Coldfire's picture

Empty words for public consumption. Clearly it is ass-covering time, big time, for the hapless Euro politicians. But it's too late. I love the smell of state default in the morning. Smells like freedom.

Itsalie's picture

Chaos? More bad economic news as Japan posted another $10b trade deficit (no, its not a mistake, the Japanese export robot has died another death), Fitch just commented China's easy money policy has fueld unprecedented housing bubble and inflation.

BUT it is time to ramp the euro, ramp up stocks, all risks are somehow off at this time. Maybe the weary eyed hedgies left their machines in risk-on mode during opex last Friday and gone missing in action somewhere in squid-organzed outing to patpong over the weekend.

Bansters-in-my- feces's picture

My GREEK BRETHERN.....

Let the Banksters "Eat Shit"....!!!!!

bullet357's picture

+10  rope & pichforks

Clowns on Acid's picture

Roll over Beethoven.....Roll Over Beethoven and tell Tschaikowsky the news.

 

Xibalba's picture

who's paying whom here? 

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