Toxic Smoke Causes Deaths To Double In Moscow, As Russia Announces State Of Emergency In Nuclear Center City Of Ozersk

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Sudden Debt's picture

PUSSIES!

Those Russians aren't what they used to be.

Only a few decades ago, these guys where able to pick up a radioactive rod from a Nuclear reactor  without getting sick, hold their breaths for weeks in a suncken submarine, go months without food and still feel happy. AND NOW THEY DIE BECAUSE OF A BIT OF SMOKE?!!?

rapunzel's picture

you c a l l e d ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

ZakuKommander's picture

Montana women are frightening.

Sudden Debt's picture

Are you a Russian woman? On what page of the 2010 catalogue are you located?

rapunzel's picture

no R U S S I A N

N O   m o n t a n a

w o m a n    of the   W O R L D , here

got h a i r ?

Technical details of permanent failure:

 

Frank Owen's picture

Last night I saw upon the stair,
A little woman who wasn’t there,
She wasn’t there again today...

dark pools of soros's picture

call back that crew from MIR - they will be able to handle the situation like real men

Whizbang's picture

"huge toxic cloud of carbon monoxide above the Russian capital" I lived in L.A. for two years, I don't understand the problem here.

goldfish1's picture

Russia's Urals city of Ozersk is surrounded with our best energy and thoughts sparing it from catastrophe and returning it to perfect radiant health.

Sudden Debt's picture

I think Puttin is creating some extra parking space for the new Starbuck branches. Their slogan to hit the market will be:

"Roasted locally, for, by and with the local people!"

knukles's picture

Now that's funny.  Seriously. 

Like Starbucks would give a shit in spite of the tripe they print on the side of the $19 paper latte cups.  Let them drink dark roast.

DosZap's picture

Worst heat wave in 1,000 yrs?, temps are CLOSE to 93*F, in Moscow.

They are saving their crops, and we are sending them billion of tons of wheat, so we can hit the American consumers for $3.00 a loaf bread.

We cannot save ourselves, bit we continue to save the world........avowed enemies.

Sudden Debt's picture

Instead of sending them wheat, we should send them Californian Wheed.

Swazzy would be happy, the russians would be happy, EVERYBODY would be happy!

downrodeo's picture

...until they got the munchies and realized that there was no wheat to eat, then they would be sad again...

Sudden Debt's picture

I've heard, the Russians eat their children...

rapunzel's picture

wheed over wheat.

am going up into the hills tomorrow and

S C O R E ---------->>>>>-----------

BorisTheBlade's picture

Thanks, but no thanks, heroin from Afghanistan is more than enough.

SheepDog-One's picture

93 degrees is that ALL? Bread is already way over $3 a loaf already.

knukles's picture

Oh, come on. 

!,000 years?  Is that a result derived from the same overtly manipulated non-existent ICCU data base?

1,000 years, my ass.

Bullshit. 

thisandthat's picture

You got to cling to whatever hope you've got left (re GW):

Floods in Germany, Poland and Czech republic, besides Pakistan (in Summer!);

Hundreds of children dead from cold in Peru;

Millions of fish dead from cold in Bolivian rivers and lakes;

Rain in the Sahel;

Worst snow fall in a decade in RGS and SC, Brazil;

Pythons and alligators dead from cold in Florida;

Atoll islands growing;

Definitely GW...

Internet Tough Guy's picture

Saw a Guardian article over the weekend that 5000 are believed to have died in the heat wave, across Russia.

Assetman's picture

For an area that's as close to the Arctic circle as some parts of Alaska, the climate of Moscow this summer resembles Dallas, Texas (this includes the nasty thermal inversions that traps toxic smoke/pollution).

The only exception here is that most Moscow residents don't have air conditioning.  Little wonder daily mortality figures are up there.

Lndmvr's picture

They are on the same parralel as HARRP?

thesapein's picture

air conditioning?

Last I checked, consumer units don't filter out smoke.

Frank Owen's picture

Amazing how many drowning deaths there have been in Russia.. >1200 people in June alone.

old_turk's picture

There's something else going on.

I have no idea what it is, perhaps drought?

We burn off 200,000 acres a year in the US due to fires soooooo ... there's something else going on.

They are way too twitchy.

knukles's picture

HAARP and Chemtrails, too

firstdivision's picture

I have a hint, but I have been told by the big energy lobbyists that it is a mirage.  They told me this happens all the time.  So that is good to clear out 100sq mi of the Amazon. 

thesapein's picture

It would be a like a snow storm in Mexico City. They weren't prepared for the temperatures to break a thousand year record. They aren't prepared for the worst yet to come, either.

linrom's picture

Like this is a joke? Well I hope that your house burns down and you die of smoke inhalation. Let's see how funny this going to be.

firstdivision's picture

Please come back when you find cynicism in the world.  Otherwise I believe you meant to type www.cnbc.cominto your web address bar.  This mistake seems to be happening with a high degree of frequency lately. 

Call_me_Al's picture

*First one:

In case of fire

You will act like this.

*Second one:

It is better to shut your mouth and seem to be a fool

than to open it and make it a certainty.

;-)

Temedar's picture

50 dead Russians << 1 guy who wanted to nuke the Gulf of Mexico.

tamboo's picture

speaking of which:

http://english.pravda.ru/science/earth/27-07-2010/114394-bp_russia-0

and pravda bashers take note that they are not the original source.

usikpa's picture

I am writing this from the north eastern part of Moscow as of 7 pm local time (11 am New York). SmoKe (it was NEVER smoG) is gone, as far as I can see, almost not felt in the air.

It is somewhat tough for the Moscovites out there as it is unusually hot for unconventionally long this time of the year, and very few appartments (let alone public places and facilities, such as subway and bus traffic) are equipped with air conditioning (no use in the past).

Forecast says we get fresh air tomorrow, and temperatures will subside 

 

firstdivision's picture

The interesting part is that northern lower 48 states have been a bit unusually warm this year as well.  Though we have A/C, there is obviously something major going on with the climate this year.  Never mind how Pakistan and China are having record rain falls in many areas this past month. Records were meant to be broken.  Is this another shot across the bow of the USS Human Survival, or a shot into the side?

Assetman's picture

Thanks for the update... and I'm very glad to hear that temperatures are expected to go back closer to seasonal.  This almost reminds me of what happened in Chicago (more than) several years back...

thesapein's picture

Don't believe posters on ZH who claim to be at the source reporting back that things are fine. These people are either lying or just too scared to open their eyes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhu5r7zc3r4&playnext=1&videos=kk89i1aYizc&feature=sub

thesapein's picture

I hope who ever junked me watched the video link to see the actual situation in Moscow as it is today.

ATTILA THE WIMP's picture

Who keeps letting these Ruskie spies into Zero Hedge? I'll bet he's taking pictures of Robotrader's graphs. Where is Gen. Turgidson when we need him?

Call_me_Al's picture

Forget about robotrader, just wait 'til you hear what we're doing to your precious bodily fluids. ;-)

Andrew_Miller's picture

No, we don't take pictures of Robo's charts. Daneric's charts are better.

thesapein's picture

Just sit tight and wait for the big one. Moscow will one day be in textbooks for those studying classic hallmarks for earthquakes.