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Her stiff green gallop
The stiff dildo up americas ass!
only if you're a NYU intern.
Do you mean to imply that her sullen and aborted currents are breeding tiny monsters?
I would love to have met him.
Buhahahaha.. - 64 points on the DOW..
"As Traders Leave The Building"
Keep shorting, "Collapse... Collapse"
Bagholder pump monkey! Youll soon be a distant memory.
I am a proud bag holder in my retirement account( long Fidelity Growth Equity stock, long Gold miners since a month).
Yep they offer Gold miners in 401a retirement account, though I know they will nationalize miners in the not so distant future - hope to be quick enough to do a "penis withdrawal" technique before the nationalization happens with the miner stocks.
Anyone took my advice to buy physical Gold when it hit $1475 last week ?
I love idiots like this and so does Wall St.
Sir what has the mkts done in 10+ years. NOTHING
But let me guess, you timed eery top and bottom the last 10 yrs.
Price the mkt in real money, GOLD, since 2000, and you are down huge.
Keep sucking Wall St. dick you MORON
With only 40-min left into the ES close a total NET 1,420 aggressive traders had lifted the offer for the entire day. That final "stick save" of sorts on MASSIVE BUYING had the ES close out with with 33,520 NET aggressive buyers over aggr. sellers. Quite a rapid change, eh?
Without the aggressive sellers into the bid, the NET buyers would'a been ~65,000.
I'm guessing a lot of small traders phoned their brokers and said buy all at once.
What I believe really happened late in the trading day is buy stops were hit on the way up. Basically short covering into the weekend. Happens all the time. This little rally didn't mean didley. It hit the 50% retracement.
Alcoa kicks off earnings season and we should see if the bears will have the upper hand. Remember, option expiration is next week, so when both options expiration and earnings are in the same week, you should see at least one nice down day between Monday through Wednesday. Some bullshit story will bring down the market sometime during those 3 days, then come Thursday around 2:30 EST the big boys on the floor will see where the dumb money is betting on with options and will bet against the heard and make a killing.
Google reports on Thursday I believe so a Google strangle with some out of the money put/call options would be a nice trade
Here's the answer....the Oracle goes full BTFD
I'm sure there are plenty of contrarian billionaires out there that would take him up on that bet.
Anybody remember those shitty little gold bear shills? This wanker will slink off soon enough.
Does this mean Elvis has left the building?
too funny....so sad...
Pathetic came to mind...
Have a great weekend everyone.
remember, this gap was closed right before the NFP came out this morning when oil went nuts. this doesnt mean ES will come back down to the basket.
Market was amazingly strong all day. i guess noone cares about jobs unless it their own.
Well the market is amazingly EMPTY, cleared out of all carbon based life forms, now ran by silica life forms known as Skynet. I suggest if you own any paper stock crap to sell it fast as you can and buy hard assets and commodities.
Market what market? There hasn't been a market in years.
Markets are just a crowd control meachanism, people are so used to equating 'the economy' to the DOW, its the easiest tool ever to control the masses.
Ponzi on! If someone calls a bluff or wants to cash in some chips, Ponzi Poof!
SPY up an additional 20 cents after the close. Who the hell is that buying?
LOL, diodes and resistors.
Same w/ IYR. It's now positive for the day in AH.
Fuck it, who cares? It's so bogus now that it's not even interesting.
And they dont care at all that anyone with half a brain can plainly see theyve taken total control. Hmmmmm why would they not care that they have no credibility...because that no longer matters for whats next.
We get an 800+ point rally on the Dow Jones over the past two weeks prior to the release of the NFP data, and data that was far worse than anyone's expectations only shaves 60+ points from the Dow Jones. It must be nice for Wall Street to know that the market can ignore every bit of lousy macroeconomic data.
and u mis qe2?
Excuse me, is there some point to you being here?
I want to see you wipe your ass with tiny gold coins.
Ill wipe my ass with one and shove it down your throat.
coppertop is longjuan or whatever his name is.
The pointless, short, incoherent comments and impish remarks are a dead giveaway.
yer a meathead
At least his has some internal mass. Zing!
manly yes but I like it too
Easy to do when no carbon based life forms are in the market anymore.
I too miss the slave trade
Yup. It's now over 70% of all trading
The money to pump equities must be coming from somewhere. It is obvious that the only trick the Fed has up its sleeve is to pump the equity markets. Too bad that food and energy prices share the ride higher as Joe Sixpack takes it on the chin.
Jerome Kerviel's cousin trying to convince the market he is the FED?
Market trades on vapors today...even w/ the big "surprise" miss on UE. And S&P closes dead on the 20dma. Launch point for Monday?
Algos were all over the ETF's today, nothing seems to stop the machines, but even those need cash, where does it come from if POMO is "done", supposedly?!?!
I've been watching the QQQ only today and it seems nothing can stop that sucker from breaking out above $60! What a joke this "market" has become! It's day trading on 1/2 a day because if you hold IT longer you lose! :))
Happy weekend and let's see what happens BIG MONDAY with all the "traders" back!?:))
Exactly, must keep ETF's up (401K's), that way no one will get the funny idea to sell and mess up the whole plan of rading said 401K's for all theyre worth real soon. People dont get this SIMPLE obvious scenario? Then good luck to em, theyll need it big time.
In case anyone forgot the Treasury news about this and Zerohedge threads
The endgame is wiping out your 401K's, enjoy, sleepy US sheeple.
how many times are you gonna post the same bullshit idea. they will not take 401k's, they very well may make early withdrawal illgeal/even more highly taxed, they might give you only the option of investing in treasuries, they might tell you only brian sacks can allocate your 401k but they will not tell everyone that they're 401k's have been rolled into ssn. and based on the article you link to the obvious choice will be to reduce your contribution to as little as possible as the link makes it sound like it will go from defined contribution to defined benefit.
I guess the market has run out of sellers. Only 401K monthly drones left investing with the computers.
401K drones, yep...and the Treasury will be helping itself to that pot o gold real soon.
My but Maria Barf-a-romo looks well fed.
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