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As Traders Leave The Building, RISK-ES Spread Comes Galloping Back

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Now that every carbon-based trading life form has long since left the building, and only the robots and Brian Sack's NYU interns are left loading up bags, the good old ES-RISK divergence has once again opened up to the same 10 point spread which prompted us to advise for a compression trade yesterday. Sure enough, like clockwork, the vacuum tubes come crawling with limited dry powder, and can only bid up ES while leaving everything else in the dust. A compression bet here will likely close the same way it always closes once some rationality returns and the PPT steps back.

 

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Fri, 07/08/2011 - 15:58 | 1438070 coppertop
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Her stiff green gallop

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:00 | 1438078 SheepDog-One
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The stiff dildo up americas ass!

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:02 | 1438083 coppertop
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plans tonite?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 21:42 | 1438912 augie
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only if you're a NYU intern. 

Sat, 07/09/2011 - 01:41 | 1439211 William Wics
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Do you mean to imply that her sullen and aborted
currents are breeding tiny monsters?

I would love to have met him.

 

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 15:59 | 1438075 Greeny
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Buhahahaha.. - 64 points on the DOW..

"As Traders Leave The Building"

Keep shorting, "Collapse... Collapse"

"Panic monkeys"

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:02 | 1438082 SheepDog-One
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Bagholder pump monkey! Youll soon be a distant memory.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:35 | 1438405 fiddler_on_the_roof
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I am a proud bag holder in my retirement account( long Fidelity Growth Equity stock, long Gold miners since a month).

Yep they offer Gold miners in  401a retirement account, though I know they will nationalize miners in the not so distant future - hope to be quick enough to do a "penis withdrawal" technique before the nationalization happens with the miner stocks.

 

Anyone took my advice to buy physical Gold when it hit $1475 last week ?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:24 | 1438171 Deep
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I love idiots like this and so does Wall St.

Sir what has the mkts done in 10+ years. NOTHING

But let me guess, you timed eery top and bottom the last 10 yrs.

Price the mkt in real money, GOLD, since 2000, and you are down huge.

Keep sucking Wall St. dick you MORON

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:38 | 1438221 Fidel Sarcastro
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With only 40-min left into the ES close a total NET 1,420 aggressive traders had lifted the offer for the entire day.  That final "stick save" of sorts on MASSIVE BUYING had the ES close out with with 33,520 NET aggressive buyers over aggr. sellers.  Quite a rapid change, eh? 

Without the aggressive sellers into the bid, the NET buyers would'a been ~65,000.

I'm guessing a lot of small traders phoned their brokers and said buy all at once.

Yeah, right!

 

 

 

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 18:09 | 1438483 trampstamp
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What I believe really happened late in the trading day is buy stops were hit on the way up. Basically short covering into the weekend. Happens all the time. This little rally didn't mean didley. It hit the 50% retracement.

Alcoa kicks off earnings season and we should see if the bears will have the upper hand. Remember, option expiration is next week, so when both options expiration and earnings are in the same week, you should see at least one nice down day between Monday through Wednesday. Some bullshit story will bring down the market sometime during those 3 days, then come Thursday around 2:30 EST the big boys on the floor will see where the dumb money is betting on with options and will bet against the heard and make a killing.

Google reports on Thursday I believe so a Google strangle with some out of the money put/call options would be a nice trade

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 18:52 | 1438594 trampstamp
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I'm sure there are plenty of contrarian billionaires out there that would take him up on that bet.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 23:57 | 1439143 mkkby
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Anybody remember those shitty little gold bear shills?  This wanker will slink off soon enough.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:01 | 1438079 plocequ1
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Does this mean Elvis has left the building?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:02 | 1438086 Robslob
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too funny....so sad...

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:33 | 1438201 Boilermaker
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Pathetic came to mind...

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:03 | 1438089 Gubbmint Cheese
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Fuck this.

Have a great weekend everyone.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:04 | 1438094 101 years and c...
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remember, this gap was closed right before the NFP came out this morning when oil went nuts.  this doesnt mean ES will come back down to the basket.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:04 | 1438098 nobusiness
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Market was amazingly strong all day.  i guess noone cares about jobs unless it their own.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:06 | 1438107 coppertop
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kewl avatar

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:09 | 1438120 SheepDog-One
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Well the market is amazingly EMPTY, cleared out of all carbon based life forms, now ran by silica life forms known as Skynet. I suggest if you own any paper stock crap to sell it fast as you can and buy hard assets and commodities.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:11 | 1438134 Dr. Engali
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Market what market? There hasn't been a market in years.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:24 | 1438172 SheepDog-One
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Markets are just a crowd control meachanism, people are so used to equating 'the economy' to the DOW, its the easiest tool ever to control the masses.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:04 | 1438099 Caviar Emptor
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Ponzi on! If someone calls a bluff or wants to cash in some chips, Ponzi Poof!

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:05 | 1438103 nobusiness
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SPY up an additional 20 cents after the close.  Who the hell is that buying?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:06 | 1438109 SheepDog-One
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LOL, diodes and resistors.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:32 | 1438199 Boilermaker
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Same w/ IYR.  It's now positive for the day in AH.

Fuck it, who cares?  It's so bogus now that it's not even interesting.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:39 | 1438228 SheepDog-One
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And they dont care at all that anyone with half a brain can plainly see theyve taken total control. Hmmmmm why would they not care that they have no credibility...because that no longer matters for whats next.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:07 | 1438113 John Law Lives
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We get an 800+ point rally on the Dow Jones over the past two weeks prior to the release of the NFP data, and data that was far worse than anyone's expectations only shaves 60+ points from the Dow Jones.  It must be nice for Wall Street to know that the market can ignore every bit of lousy macroeconomic data.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:09 | 1438122 coppertop
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and u mis qe2?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:10 | 1438127 SheepDog-One
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Excuse me, is there some point to you being here?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:15 | 1438157 coppertop
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I want to see you wipe your ass with tiny gold coins.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:24 | 1438173 SheepDog-One
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Ill wipe my ass with one and shove it down your throat.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:32 | 1438198 TruthInSunshine
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coppertop is longjuan or whatever his name is.

The pointless, short, incoherent comments and impish remarks are a dead giveaway.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:51 | 1438275 coppertop
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yer a meathead

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:02 | 1438325 Rynak
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At least his has some internal mass. Zing!

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:33 | 1438423 coppertop
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manly yes but I like it too

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:09 | 1438124 SheepDog-One
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Easy to do when no carbon based life forms are in the market anymore.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:10 | 1438131 coppertop
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I too miss the slave trade

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:13 | 1438148 Caviar Emptor
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Yup. It's now over 70% of all trading

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:16 | 1438159 John Law Lives
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The money to pump equities must be coming from somewhere.  It is obvious that the only trick the Fed has up its sleeve is to pump the equity markets.  Too bad that food and energy prices share the ride higher as Joe Sixpack takes it on the chin.

Sat, 07/09/2011 - 06:39 | 1439323 Rikki-Tikki-Tavi
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Jerome Kerviel's cousin trying to convince the market he is the FED?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:11 | 1438132 hambone
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Market trades on vapors today...even w/ the big "surprise" miss on UE.  And S&P closes dead on the 20dma.  Launch point for Monday?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:11 | 1438135 TradingJoe
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Algos were all over the ETF's today, nothing seems to stop the machines, but even those need cash, where does it come from if POMO is "done", supposedly?!?!

I've been watching the QQQ only today and it seems nothing can stop that sucker from breaking out above $60! What a joke this "market" has become! It's day trading on 1/2 a day because if you hold IT longer you lose! :))

Happy weekend and let's see what happens BIG MONDAY with all the "traders" back!?:))

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:26 | 1438149 SheepDog-One
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Exactly, must keep ETF's up (401K's), that way no one will get the funny idea to sell and mess up the whole plan of rading said 401K's for all theyre worth real soon. People dont get this SIMPLE obvious scenario? Then good luck to em, theyll need it big time.
In case anyone forgot the Treasury news about this and Zerohedge threads
http://www.zerohedge.com/article/treasury-soliciting-your-feedback-regar...
The endgame is wiping out your 401K's, enjoy, sleepy US sheeple.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 18:35 | 1438550 Raynja
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how many times are you gonna post the same bullshit idea.  they will not take 401k's, they very well may make early withdrawal illgeal/even more highly taxed, they might give you only the option of investing in treasuries, they might tell you only brian sacks can allocate your 401k but they will not tell everyone that they're 401k's have been rolled into ssn. and based on the article you link to the obvious choice will be to reduce your contribution to as little as possible as the link makes it sound like it will go from defined contribution to defined benefit.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:12 | 1438139 nobusiness
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I guess the market has run out of sellers.  Only 401K monthly drones left investing with the computers.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:27 | 1438182 SheepDog-One
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401K drones, yep...and the Treasury will be helping itself to that pot o gold real soon.
http://www.zerohedge.com/article/treasury-soliciting-your-feedback-regar...

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:12 | 1438141 coppertop
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My but Maria Barf-a-romo looks well fed. 

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:13 | 1438145 dcb
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the extent of the move down was unexpected, they will go up some to sell into better strength and minimize losses. the macd is formly down, not meaning mush, but implies buying shorts into strength.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:35 | 1438190 SheepDog-One
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Moving, selling, buying, shorting....what? The markets are empty, except for pumping 401K's to keep mom and pops from selling until the big raid on them by the Treasury one morning soon. Fattening up that 401K pig nicely!
http://www.zerohedge.com/article/treasury-soliciting-your-feedback-regar...
Sleep well, Mr and Mrs america, you may as well because you have no clue whats about to befall you....rest up.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:23 | 1438153 TruthInSunshine
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This is a leaked photo of one of the new algo-bots, collocated underneath the exchanges:

 

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk0npqZAIT1qf2tsuo1_500.jpg

 

Let's just hope that this new system is better than the past systems, for the sake of pensioners with equity exposure, 401(k)ers, and others dependent on the back to 1987 level indexes (in real terms) in order to retire.

Let's hope that Nikkei 40k to 10k from about 1990 to present is a myth and/or one-off type deal, and that because we're doing exactly what Japan's government and central bank did back then, we'll prove that they just didn't do it hard enough, or with enough feeling.

Let's hope...

..for Change.

Hope & Change.

 

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:53 | 1438284 coppertop
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keep saying the same thing over and over. dude it gets old.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:58 | 1438474 Nathan Muir
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Perhaps you should follow your own advice?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 18:14 | 1438500 coppertop
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perhaps not

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:28 | 1438185 Boilermaker
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Commercial Real Estate REITS had their normal continual bid up all day long to close just barely negative...and then go positive in AH trading.

You know...chronic and epic levels of UE is...well...good for CRE values.

Obviously, they have complete and utter control of the equity markets.  Period.  If today didn't do it, nothing will.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:35 | 1438196 SheepDog-One
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And theyll be imploded when they want to cause fear and panic, just like 2008. About there right now, must keep American 401K sheep placated till then though. All we need is a decent false flag event to divert everyones attention and a 'national economic emergency' and 'Oh BTW we took over your 401k, it was a matter of national security, too bad so sad suckers now get down on that cat food'
http://www.zerohedge.com/article/treasury-soliciting-your-feedback-regar...

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:53 | 1438288 coppertop
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you brain imploded long ago. paint chips?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:35 | 1438208 RobotTrader
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Bears like Rosenberg, Farrell, etc. must be stunned and bewildered.

Those guys were bearish a year ago and the news keeps getting worse and the market keeps going higher.

WYNN, NFLX, PCLN, AAPL strong all day most at new world record highs.

At the same time Treasury yields and oil prices crashed so there is no fear of inflation.

Bernanke will go down in history as the greatest.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:37 | 1438212 SheepDog-One
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One morning, it will all just be gone, leaving clowns like you going 'HUH'?? Sleep well, little sheeple, off to slumber now.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:55 | 1438294 coppertop
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yada yada ya., meantime we be making do-re-mi while you sing the same blues song over and over

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:40 | 1438231 Internet Tough Guy
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No mention of gold? How is the 'forumula' working Momo? lulz. You are the perfect fade.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:43 | 1438244 RobotTrader
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Gold still strong, absolutely no chance of the S & P 500 crashing as long as gold remains over $1,500.

Gold stocks?  Well, that's another story.  Absolute worst sector ever this year.

Hathaway, Sprott, etc. must be hating life right now watching 5 and 10 - bagger stocks like LULU, ULTA, FOSL climbing every day with the worst news flow ever.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:44 | 1438248 SheepDog-One
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'Gold still strong'? Yea at all time highs, and up 4% this week, kicking the shit out of bubble stocks.
Youll never be a PigMan.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:43 | 1438243 SheepDog-One
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No 'poor gold bulls' post today Momo?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:39 | 1438225 RobotTrader
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Scam multi-level marketing stocks like NUS and HLF still 5-baggers off the lows and still pinned at the highs.  If unemployment goes to 15% these stocks will double from here.

Same with pawn shops like EZPW, always huge profit opportunity off the backs of those who can't get a job.

Wall St. is a cruel jungle.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:40 | 1438235 SheepDog-One
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And you'll never be a PigMan.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:40 | 1438232 RobotTrader
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XRT from $15 to $56 in under 3 years during a time when food stamps and foreclosures are hitting new world record levels and unemployment has been pinned at 9% plus for over 3 years now.

By far the strongest tape I've seen in 15 years.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:46 | 1438240 SheepDog-One
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Gold from $400 to $1,500 in the same time as your idol stocks.
And still, you'll never be a PigMan, no matter how much youre a fanboy.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:46 | 1438250 RobotTrader
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I don't mingle with any PigMen, I just follow.

Yeah, sure, I'd like to bang some Ukranian hooker on the porch of a 10,000 sq. ft. beach house at The Hamptons bragging about how many client accounts I destroyed that week....

But I'm very happy here in L.A. surfing, racing my motorcycles, enjoying the best weather on the planet, and trolling for beautiful women with low self esteem....

LOL.....

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:51 | 1438273 SheepDog-One
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They have Vespa races in California?
'Trolling for beautiful women', um, how many police reports have been filed so far?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:52 | 1438277 RobotTrader
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Motocross, I've posted many times here about racing in the VetX series on weekends....

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:57 | 1438285 SheepDog-One
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Motocross huh? What bike? Valve settings, shock setup, rear sprocket number, what do you run?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:03 | 1438329 coppertop
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flack jacket w a drinlking tube for red bull n v-8

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:07 | 1438343 RobotTrader
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CRF 450, Too Tech suspension, rear #49, DRD pipe and Tokyo Mods carb kit

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:58 | 1438303 SheepDog-One
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Are you Vanilla Ice?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:04 | 1438331 coppertop
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are you?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:46 | 1438252 sabra1
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while the markets are screwed, stories like this one will screw us all!

infowars:

Michigan Woman Faces 93-Days in Jail For Planting Vegetable Garden
Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:49 | 1438264 SheepDog-One
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Right, the 'stock markets' arent even a story anymore, theyre dead, the only thing left is the Treasuries raid on all 401K's soon.
http://www.zerohedge.com/article/treasury-soliciting-your-feedback-regar...
What people should be worried about is the tyranny behind it all, kids taken by govt in record numbers, police brutality off the hook, people going to prison for vegetable gardens...but no one cares until its happening to them.
Oh well, sleep on america....get drunk and eat that fast food empty calories, enjoy. Wont be able to much longer.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:05 | 1438335 dwdollar
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Listen, if the suit says you can't feed yourself...  then you can't feed yourself.  It's time to rollover and die.  If you have a problem with that, then it sounds like you need a SWAT team to explain it to you.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:25 | 1438397 Use of Weapons
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+1

At least someone is paying attention. If you've not noticed the geographical distance to Detroit [land of the urban blight] then you should.

Do your due diligence on the crack down on the private food economy [which saved Cuba, fyi] and where it is coming from - Monsanto, GS' pet 'let them eat twinkies, as long as we control twinkies ingredients".

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:51 | 1438268 RobotTrader
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Biggest slap in the face of the gloomer crowd is how SPG and BRE are making new highs and outperforming many sectors, suggesting that shopping centers and apartment buildings are now the "safe havens" for smart money while many have been crowing for an outright collapse in CRE which never happens.

And speaking of gloomers....

Has Gerald Celente looked at a chart of Starbucks, Chipotle, Panera Bread, Darden Restaurants, etc.?

People are enjoying life by eating out, not hunkered in bunkers getting ready for a revolution.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:52 | 1438278 SheepDog-One
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The slapping will be all over you stock dreamers one morning soon.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:17 | 1438377 plocequ1
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When? I gots ta know

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:00 | 1438316 in4mayshun
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"Has Gerald Celente looked at a chart of Starbucks, Chipotle, Panera Bread, Darden Restaurants, etc.?

People are enjoying life by eating out, not hunkered in bunkers getting ready for a revolution."

Ya, people with zero savings are eating out for entertainment; they're not buying boats, or motorcycles, or going on vacations, remodeling houses, or anything else people used to do. They are eating out...thats it.

 

Good way to measure the economy jackass.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:52 | 1438281 buzzsaw99
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The crash will not be televised. nobody is going to route a large sell block through the rickety pos exchanges.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:54 | 1438291 SheepDog-One
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They have no one left to sell to, the FED now owns the entire fetid ball of cheese.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:57 | 1438299 coppertop
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drink more red bull. you need to make a posting record

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:59 | 1438311 RobotTrader
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I already drank 3 already today.

Getting ready for a weekend of racing and chasing some 40-yr. old cougars in Manhattan Beach this weekend.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:02 | 1438323 coppertop
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Eat a volleyball

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:04 | 1438332 SheepDog-One
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What bike, and race setup?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:06 | 1438342 coppertop
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my but dont we look fat in a dress?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:58 | 1438306 Vic Vinegar
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Try and enjoy life dude.

One day all the gloomers are going to say: I love L.A.

 

Roll down the window put down the top

Crank up the Beach Boys baby

Don’t let the music stop

We’re gonna ride it til we just can’t ride it no more

 

Was Randy Newman the original reformed perma-doomer?...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBOQiMxwk1o

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:57 | 1438301 RobotTrader
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Tiffany from $18 to $82, PigMen must be raking it in the last two years......

At the same time, Dollar Tree from $20 to $70, even the poor are shopping like mad.

The runs in these retailer stocks is simply eye-popping.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 16:58 | 1438308 coppertop
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sheep dog got the runs and he wipoes his ass with gold trinkets

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:06 | 1438341 Rynak
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Robo, got a question: Does coppertop swallow?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:08 | 1438345 coppertop
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all life mammalian forms swallow fool

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:40 | 1438438 sabra1
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you spelt wypes wrong!

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:44 | 1438451 coppertop
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wipos is wight

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:03 | 1438327 SheepDog-One
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What bike, and race setup?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:05 | 1438334 coppertop
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STFU you trying show you know sum chit mang? 

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:06 | 1438339 SheepDog-One
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Come on Vanilla Ice....describe your bike and its race setup.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:07 | 1438344 coppertop
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its kinna long and hard?

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:10 | 1438359 Vic Vinegar
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You are getting hit from all sides Sheep.

Here's a quick tip: you know there is a world gov't, cashless society coming.  Yet you find yourself at this stage in life in life where you are writing on the internet:

Come on Vanilla Ice....describe your bike and its race setup.

Listen to some Randy Newman dude.  It's good for the soul!

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:12 | 1438365 coppertop
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they play him at Dodger games and they play Journey too

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:15 | 1438371 Vic Vinegar
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Well coppertop I haven't been down to Dodger Stadium in a few years.  But now I will have that bit of wisdom with me the next time I do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfUYuIVbFg0

 

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:40 | 1438435 coppertop
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Cool!.The wordsa are there so you can sing along qand not flub up and look stupid!!!

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:54 | 1438465 disabledvet
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It's an FZ-1. Black and silver like the Oakland Raiders. She'll do 148 at the top end with a power band that just screams more. I never wanted to buy her but when I road her for the first it was like the money just appeared. Wanna talk trucks too? My last one had a bed in the back. U know what the girls say: "business up front, party in the back."

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:11 | 1438360 trampstamp
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I bet the professionals drove the market up the last couple of weeks so they can get a higher price and exit before earnings season. I'll bet my left nut on it! Strike the last part. Bastards are doing it on my dime.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:17 | 1438361 dwdollar
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# HALBOT OPERATION

if NFP > 100,000:

    buy()

elif NFP > -100,000:

    sell()

    buy()

else:

    sell()

    email_bernanke(message="Request PPT Action")

    buy()

 

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:20 | 1438378 trampstamp
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catch(Exception ex)
{
while(true)
buy();
}

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:23 | 1438394 Rynak
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loop buy() end

Simple-Complicated-Simple, for programmers.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:26 | 1438401 trampstamp
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the KISS method. gotcha

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:32 | 1438421 Rynak
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Well, i guess there should be some getCapitalOutOfThinAirFromBen() call in that loop.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 17:36 | 1438430 coppertop
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gordon Lightfoot at MAX vol

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 18:07 | 1438486 nodhannum
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I'm not greedy Robo.  As the old cowboy philosopher Will Rogers said when asked in 1936 or thereabouts...what kind of return are you getting on your money will?  He answered that he wasn't so much interested in the return on his money but "The Return OF His Money!  I picked up two more maple leaves from an individual last week at spot.  The fed is forcing the suckers and widows out there to reach for yield...one day they will get their arms chopped off.  Go for it Robo...reminds me of early 2000.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 18:41 | 1438566 TruthInSunshine
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Bagholders of U.S. equities have lost money for 24 years now.

Look at the charts.

The Dow and spooz are back to early 2000 levels, while the Nasdaq is back to 50% of early 2000 levels - in NOMINAL terms.

Adjusted for inflation, the Dow and S&P are back to approximately 1985 levels.

But of course, RoboMomoFader has traded all the pivots correctly (all 500 trillion of them intraday, every day, on tens of thousands of stocks), and he's also managed to avoid the many roadkill/extinct/hero-to-zero stocks that wiped out many an investor (think dot.coms in 2000 or financials in 2008), while minimizing the incredibly inefficient tax consequences of trading in mass volume (even when losing principal).

He's the bestest trader ever.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 18:13 | 1438499 nodhannum
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I'm not greedy Robo.  As the old cowboy philosopher Will Rogers said when asked in 1936 or thereabouts...what kind of return are you getting on your money will?  He answered that he wasn't so much interested in the return on his money but "The Return OF His Money!  I picked up two more maple leaves from an individual last week at spot.  The fed is forcing the suckers and widows out there to reach for yield...one day they will get their arms chopped off.  Go for it Robo...reminds me of early 2000.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 20:35 | 1438783 dcb
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so I se these posts a lot of times, but I don't know what esu basket or the intiials on the other line stand for. Look the powers that be love hft, instead of buying one big block they can move the market up or down much easier by continual small blocks. easier manipulation. the same amount sopent gets you a burst with one big block, but a continual wave of manipulation with hft. have a tobin tax and it's gone. not based on amount ?dollar of trade? but per trade for professionals. since they trade for free, why shouldn't they have to pay like the rest of us.

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 22:18 | 1438987 MountainHawk
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Rolls-Royce Posts Record Sales In First Half Of 2011

 

http://autospies.com/news/Rolls-Royce-Posts-Record-Sales-In-First-Half-Of-2011-65327/

Fri, 07/08/2011 - 22:58 | 1439042 web bot
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Could someone translate this article into dummy for me?

I generally can follow most of the content on this site but I don't know wtf Tyler is talking about.

Sat, 07/09/2011 - 06:52 | 1439315 plocequ1
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It means the market is going to da moon and something about Brian Sacks interns bag the carbon compression or something like that . I dont know anymore. I hope that helps.

Sat, 07/09/2011 - 01:01 | 1439183 Bansters-in-my-...
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Hey...CopperTop...

Your avatar backwards is TopCopper...

Are you a cop...?

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