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Treasury Math: #Winning

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We have a quick question for the Treasury Secretary: according to today's DTS, as of close yesterday, the Treasury had $14.274 trillion in debt subject to the ceiling of $14.294 trillion, or a $20 billion "buffer." To the best of our knowledge there were no redemptions today, and certainly none in the non-Bill pipeline this week. So, uh, how exactly did Tim Geithner auction off $32 billion today? (and plans to auction off another $40 billion tomorrow and Thursday)


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Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:36 | 1260439 tmosley
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They created a new "bad nation", and moved all the excess debt over to it.

Edit: Just found out the name--Bernankylvania.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:40 | 1260465 nkktwotwozero
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Bad Nation! Bad Nation! Look what you did to this Balance Sheet!


Brawndo! They've got electrolytes!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:40 | 1260486 kushmere
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Bad Nation makes Lord Inglip angry!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 20:44 | 1261134 dlmaniac
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Perhaps we should stop marking to market when it comes to national debt.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 21:04 | 1261164 Mactheknife
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Its that damn accounting software..probably made by those Turbo Tax people.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 21:08 | 1261171 Fish Gone Bad
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What is truly surprising is how this is actually not making the news.  To make comparisons to nazi sympathizers is a bit much, but what the heck, I might as well do it.  When bad shit is happening, and people in the media do not speak out, then they too are part of the problem.  Wow, just like the people who turned a blind eye to all the peoples carted off to camps in WWII.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 22:35 | 1261483 nkktwotwozero
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Shit dawg. Westboro Baptist aint got sh'eet on Lord Inglip's ability to troll.

Let's Troll!


man, things sure have changed in a year

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:44 | 1260513 Mad Max
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It's what plants crave!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:04 | 1260588 dexter_morgan
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...lots of tards out there livin kick-ass lives.......

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 18:39 | 1260860 John Wilmot
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My wife used to be a tard, now she's an airline pilot

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 21:02 | 1261162 nkktwotwozero
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Haulin'Ass Gettin'paid!



Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:16 | 1260569 SheepDog-One
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Now I know everyones feelins are all upset about this starvation and shit, but I got a PLAN I got this 'Not Me' guy to fix everything, in 2 weeks!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 19:15 | 1260953 Cui Bono
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Tue, 05/10/2011 - 20:55 | 1261160 nkktwotwozero
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Sit'yo' monkey ass down!


Brought to you by Carl's Junior. Fuck you! I'm eating!

Wed, 05/11/2011 - 01:33 | 1261910 bobafett164
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I always figured Idiocracy type stupid people would be at least 2 generations away. I look at things now and when I finish laughing/crying I realize that all you people on here talk funny...

Comin' up next on The Violence Channel: An all-new "Ow, My Balls!"

If anyone needs me I'll be in the corner buying metals and stabbing myself in the face

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:42 | 1260477 oogs66
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The new math is all about rounding and estimating.  So in the new math the debt ceiling is 14.5 trillion because its close to the actual number, but easier to remember, and honestly, if we rounded to nearest trillion, that would only be 14.5 trillion, and 15 trillion seemed a bit far fetched.  At least until July.  So with our approximate debt limit of 14.5 trillion, and current borrowing of approximately 14 trillion (rounding to nearest trillion works best for actual debt) we have plenty of room. 

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:50 | 1260542 nope-1004
Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:19 | 1260629 Paul Bogdanich
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They are simply chosing to ignore the law as in their thought process it does not apply to them anyway.  They make the laws they need and do as they please.  The sad part is that neither of the other two branches of government will do a damn thing about it.  It's sad to see our whole constitutional structure totally subverted by campaign finance.  At least the Germans had a Fuhrerprinzip so everyone knew the rule of law was a farce.  "His word is above all written law."  That's the way these guys behave and what they believe. 

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 18:38 | 1260867 John Wilmot
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Birds of a feather..

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 19:15 | 1260946 magpie
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Oh if this was approaching the "Führerprinzip" or the ancient Roman principate, TPTB could easily find a way to ignore the debt ceiling and loan the President money directly.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:37 | 1260667 Weisbrot
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he will never get charged with any wrong doing

if ever questioned by the lame stream media, he will come up with some b.s. juggling act

dont forget the opposite of progress is congress

lets all have some audacity to hope that the change in congressional leadership is change we can rely on and believe in...... time will tell

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 18:29 | 1260830 whstlblwr
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Congressman Cooper's, Fixing Congress, available now Boston Review:

"I see a Congress that is willfully blind to our nation’s worst problems. For example, the true national debt is many times higher than most published figures suggest, much closer to $50 trillion than $15 trillion."

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 18:28 | 1260837 DriveByLurker
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Taking your idea to its logical end...

14.294 rounds up to 14.5

14.5 rounds up to 15

15 rounds up to 2 x 10^13, which gives enough limit for another 3-4 years of print-and-borrow.

Brilliant work!  There will be a little something extra in your check this week, probably a Presidential Medal of Freedom. 


Tue, 05/10/2011 - 19:44 | 1261007 chemystical
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Not to give Timmy any help, but technically speaking, 14.5 rounds down to 14.  A 5 doesn't always round up or down; it rounds to the even number. 

Otherwise your figures will be artificially biased to the high side.  It's a math geek thing.  Also IUPAC rounding rules.

Pedantic mode <OFF>  

Yes, a feckless Congress will either ignore the transgression (if factual) or will take the opportunity to give us more distracting politcal theatre.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 19:24 | 1260967 onealpha
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“Contrary to common misperception, the debt limit has never served as a constraint on future spending, nor would refusing to increase the debt limit reduce the obligations the country has incurred,” he wrote in his letter.
..... The measures include a suspension of a Treasury program that helps state and local governments manage their debts, and borrowing money from a pension fund from federal workers. The Treasury also could tap an emergency program used to deal with foreign financial crises.


Wed, 05/11/2011 - 07:12 | 1262169 rufusbird
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There may be a little hidden gem in the balance sheet. A "not shown" figure.  All the income made from writing endless put options....

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:43 | 1260503 Mae Kadoodie
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Bernankistan--is nice, no?

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:51 | 1260538 tmosley
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No, Bernankylvania is populated with zombies of various descriptions, ghouls, and vampire squid.

Bernankistan already exists, it's where the Fed is chartered, and they carry out terrorist operations against the US and the peoples of the world.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:04 | 1260575 magpie
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Central Committee of Bernankylvania announces production quota of Debt Target achieved by 150 %. Inflation Rationing to be suspended, Comrades.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 19:18 | 1260959 Cui Bono
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I'm holding out for


Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:08 | 1260594 willien1derland
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Outstanding! Bad Nation...tmosley, thought experiment if everyone in the Good Nation maxed out their credit cards right now & passed it to the 'Bad Nation' would it make a sound? - great post!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:13 | 1260612 BlackholeDivestment
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...that was funny, ''bad nation''

+QE infinity

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:24 | 1260626 Weisbrot
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Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:27 | 1260641 centerline
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Now who would junk that?  Post of the day in my opinion.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:28 | 1260653 zeroman
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Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:31 | 1260663 Greater Fool
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Actually, they're just following the new and **improved** method of accounting for debt: Debt Value Adjustment. Like Credit Value Adjustment, which discounts the values of assets based on the likelihood of the counterparty defaulting, Debt Value Adjustment allows you to discount your own debts using the same likelihood. So, since the Treasury has a non-zero probability of default, the actual present value of the debt is still below the limit.

Okay, I'm making that up. Treasury doesn't do this. But some companies do; pension plans in continental Europe are in effect required to do this by valuing liabilities using AA financial curves. (Makes those sovereign bonds look great...for a while....)

I love the idea that the value of my liabilities shrink, on a per-dollar basis, the worse my credit is. I think this has serious potential for sovereign and personal finance.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:54 | 1260723 donis
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Tue, 05/10/2011 - 18:58 | 1260780 Calculated_Risk
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I believe that would be "Legacy Nation".

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:37 | 1260445 FOC 1183
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he's using Turbo Tax

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:10 | 1260598 Alex Kintner
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+2 Turbo Timmah. He'll just claim he didn't know how the software works.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:38 | 1260446 SheepDog-One
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Im sorry, your answer was '3' characters long and a maximum of '2' are allowed....please feel free to try Captcha at a later time.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:40 | 1260480 dick cheneys ghost
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i was told there would be no math............

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:35 | 1260448 JimBobOMG
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Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:19 | 1260621 augie
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i swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans. Imagine how much our country could acomplish if we didn't watch all these stupid movies and memorize qoutes from them. I must have seen idiocracy 200 times.


This math works the same way the CPI and consumer price index ex food/energy can be the same number (3.1) in (4th quarter i believe) 2012.


HOw Ith Tat Pothible?

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:19 | 1260630 SheepDog-One
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Hey dont be so mad, lotsa 'tards out there livin kick-ass lives!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:42 | 1260685 augie
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you mean, from the toliet?

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 19:23 | 1260972 Cui Bono
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Hey Math Man, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:35 | 1260449 tecno242
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They started Treasury Account II, that has zero debt and a new 14 trillion limit.

We're good to go.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:28 | 1260654 Rainman
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......and the TA II can lease out gold & silver to the ETFs......the National Parks can be leased to a private toll operator....there are endless panic cash generating schemes. It's the Chicago way.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:35 | 1260450 oogs66
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Jeethner would now like to honor all the reporters who don't question him about this little detail with a participation award.  Its not about winning or losing, just about participating and feeling good and having fun.  Its what made America great....  Really....Seriously

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:36 | 1260453 Xibalba
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Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:40 | 1260460 nmewn
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Its PFM.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:37 | 1260461 doomandbloom
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you worry too much them...they know what they are doing...

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:39 | 1260479 MonsterZero
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Umm anyone who would enforce this would also not get paid if they did.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:42 | 1260481 trav7777
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they just forgot to add it to the total...happens

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:29 | 1260648 SheepDog-One
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Happens to me all the time with my liquor store tab!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:44 | 1260485 Sancho Ponzi
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The Department of Treasury is using a new method of accounting. It's called 'Mark-to-Madoff'.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:43 | 1260487 Logans_Run
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Debt limit...we don't need no stinking debt limit!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:52 | 1260531 Sudden Debt
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It's like à speed limit. You can't... You shouldn't.... But damn it's fun to pass it!!!

And it only sucks if you get caught doing it....

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:44 | 1260490 NotApplicable
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It's all in the footnote?

3/The current balance includes $5,000 million outstanding for securities issued to raise cash for the temporary Supplementary Financing Program (

BTW, don't look for the release, as it isn't there.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:44 | 1260492 css1971
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Just do what the banks do. Keep it off the books.


Problem just went away. See!


Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:54 | 1260545 Sudden Debt
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Don't give economic advice like this away for free!

And your blowing THE surprise....

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:41 | 1260497 Misean
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How cute! Some people still think laws matter! The laws are for the little people, not the movers and shakers, silly!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:56 | 1260547 Manthong
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Debt Leemeets? Debt Leemeets?  We don't need no steenking debt leemeets!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:42 | 1260498 Translational Lift
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What.....Me Worry???  The laws and Constitution are only for suckers!!

T. G.   B. B.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 20:37 | 1261123 thatthingcanfly
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My shitter can outrun your snake.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:45 | 1260501 Paralympic Equity
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That is just what I was asking myself, how did they manage that?

As I recall they have a buffer, but it is regarding the government running for some time after the limit is hit, there is no buffer on the debt if there are no redemptions to reduce it.


Are they pricing it in CAD?

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:43 | 1260505 firstdivision
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To the Treasury the debt limit is calculated as x/0 

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:43 | 1260507 Mad Max
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#tiger blood

#adonis accounting

#Turbo Tax

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:43 | 1260508 tajitj
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He called me up today, I fronted him a few hundred billion bills.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:56 | 1260509 hambone
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it's their world and we are just living in it (their money, our liability...their bonus, our bailout).

Rules are what they say they are and subject to re-ruling if said rule is deemed unfavorable...and de-ruling if again found favorable.

The sooner we all accept we live someplace very un-American, the better we'll all be...(shhhh, just take the pill and soon you will be assimilated and the pain will be numbed).

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:01 | 1260565 dexter_morgan
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good 'ol soma

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:43 | 1260512 Franken_Stein
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SITE is a US military-industrial complex front and has been caught red-handed releasing fake Al-Qaeda tapes on numerous occasions.

The SITE organization is nothing more than a contractor for the U.S. government, receiving some $500,000 a year annually from Uncle Sam, the majority of which is paid for by U.S. taxpayers. The group was founded by Rita Katz, the daughter of an executed Israeli spy. Katz has worked closely with the Department of Justice, Department of the Treasury, and the Department of Homeland Security.


Oh, oh.

This is more than heinous.

New Yorkites will have to ask their Jewish neighbours some serious questions now.


Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:01 | 1260580 Franken_Stein
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Who's the coward junking me ?

Show your face, or are you not man enough ?


Btw, it's not me who wrote this.

I'm just citing.


Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:04 | 1260591 Tortfeasor
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On topic or GTFO.


Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:05 | 1260593 SheepDog-One
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If you ever say 'Jew' you'll get furiously junked.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:20 | 1260624 Franken_Stein
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Baruch haba.

Ma shlomxa ? Shlomi tov.

Eifo ha'sherutim ?


Ani gar bi New York.

Ze makom yafe.

Metzuyan !


Ulai ata medaberet ktzat ivrit ?


A-hahahahaha !!!


Tue, 05/10/2011 - 18:45 | 1260878 Abitdodgie
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Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:44 | 1260514 treemagnet
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Lies will set you free.....

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:44 | 1260516 topcallingtroll
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Surely someone can come up with timmah's email.

Post it and we can ask him.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:18 | 1260628 Alex Kintner
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Tel (202) 622-2000 , ask for the guy who looks like Robert Stack. Operators are standing by.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 21:16 | 1261200 Gyro Gearloose
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Done,....He said they found it under the cushions.   Also said something about having a hell of a lot more furniture so everythings going to be just fine.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 21:23 | 1261208 Gyro Gearloose
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Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:44 | 1260519 Hondo
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The people in Washington are idiots but the bigger idiots are the ones that keep electing them...year after year in order to fleece their or their neighbors pockets.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:45 | 1260523 MarketTruth
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Debt is limitless/infinite when you are dealing with a FIAT currency. Just ask Zimbabwe.

Got physical gold and silver?

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:46 | 1260524 jkruffin
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The reason? And it is shameful to say such, but the reason is, because anyone who matters doesn't give a f**k.  That is the problem with our government and regulators. They know the American people are too stupid to realize any of it until it has already imploded and cost them everything.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:57 | 1260560 dexter_morgan
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Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:00 | 1260571 Chump
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But seriously, how can they just breach the ceiling at will?  Usually they at least make up some tale or find some footnote or some such bullshit.

Is there an explanation at all, or is Treasury just waving the middle finger since their fear-mongering didn't work?

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:06 | 1260586 SheepDog-One
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And the ones who do realize it, they just call fringe kook conspiracy nutters.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 18:53 | 1260900 BlackholeDivestment
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It's more than they don't give a shit, they are actually so corrupt(ed) they are blind (Ron Paul is not blind) and therefore delusional. This means we are all exposed and unsecured. Chairsatan's BTFD Cup and RTN etc... gains, that require an offensive call to defend the security industry and their punked out bitchez, must be starved to death. Just ask Private Joker if Cowboy's life was worth the new Communist Great Wal Mart of China's cheap price in Disneyland.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 19:21 | 1260962 francis_sawyer
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Look... By the time your empire reaches the COMMODUS phase of empirical rule, this is about the best you get...

Hell... We may not even be there yet (as I imagine 'Commodus' himself would have been on DWTS by now... Obama on 'The View' cuts very close though)...


Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:46 | 1260525 Long-John-Silver
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These are not the debt limits we are looking for. Move along, move along.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:25 | 1260645 Alex Kintner
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Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.

Wed, 05/11/2011 - 08:27 | 1262310 pupton
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Perhaps you feel you are being treated unfairly?

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:46 | 1260528 Construct
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It is a global economy and the USD is still the world reserve currency. Credit need to expand exponentially if the system is to last otherwise imminent collapse. This is the nature of the system. So yes they need to raise the debt ceiling by at least 10 Trillion USD in order to cater to the 'Global' 'Middle Class'.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:49 | 1260539 rockraider3
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Winning, for sure.  Suckas!  Buying this garbage...  Including the Fed, who will swap spit with the PD's within a few weeks. 

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:51 | 1260546 InconvenientCou...
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Madoff is indignant.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:56 | 1260552 Construct
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I still just can not understand why he is in Jail.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:09 | 1260595 jkruffin
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Madoff was the fall guy for the ultimate plan that you see taking place the past two years. Don't you think Bernanke saw what he got away with for so long, and decided he could do it too without recourse, since he was in charge of the money machine?

When this crap crumbles, it is going to be very ugly. Everyone knows it, and they are just trying to pad their pockets with whatever they can right now.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:53 | 1260551 Dr. No
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They want to exceed the debt limit.  This is opportunity to put Boehner in a box for good.  let him spew on about cutting trillions.  This is a game of chicken, and the party which talks about cutting entitlement spending will loose 2012.  Hey, i dont like it either but that is the way washington works.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:22 | 1260637 fuu
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No matter who is elected in 2012 we all lose.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:40 | 1260683 FreeNewEnergy
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Who really believes they can keep this shit going for another 18 months?

Show of hands, please.

1-2- Timmah! You know that is not your hand. Please pull up your pants, young man!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 18:38 | 1260868 JLee2027
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Who really believes they can keep this shit going for another 18 months?


Political Parties should be outlawed. 

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 20:16 | 1261085 unununium
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Lol where is your site, sign me up.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 18:48 | 1260883 John Wilmot
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I'm starting to think the adminstration will raise the debt ceiling by executive order, national emergency you know...would set a fine precedent and another nail in the constitutional coffin. Would give the GOP more ammo for 2012, which I'm sure at this point is the plan - left hand puppet getting hot, take out of fire and insert right hand puppet.

Though, shocker for now, Ron Paul leading the GOP field.

Wed, 05/11/2011 - 00:23 | 1261813 baby_BLYTHE
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Agreed about the EO.

Your also correct about Ron Paul :). It really is amazing to see after all tees years

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:53 | 1260553 Traianus Augustus
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I am sorry but the number you have reached (ceiling of $14.294 trillion) is based on the old system of "mark to market" debt ceiling accounting and we are clearly using the "mark to model" debt ceiling version. 

After all as most elitists would agree "Accounting is more of an art than a science"!!!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 16:57 | 1260555 jelyfish
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"We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem is solved from your end." -Office Space

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:00 | 1260557 JW n FL
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@SpeakerBoehner @GOPLeader @WaysMeansCmte Debt Ceiling BLOWN by the Federal Reserve FED says Fuck the Republicans!



That was my tweet to all the blue names above! Gotta Love the Twitter BITCHEZ!!!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:01 | 1260579 topcallingtroll
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Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:02 | 1260583 SheepDog-One
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Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:05 | 1260592 tecno242
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it was actually by the Treasury not FED.. but whatever.. YEAH!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:00 | 1260558 plocequ1
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Math.  Heres my math. PCLN + Bidu+ AAPL= $$$$$$$$

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:00 | 1260563 topcallingtroll
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Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:01 | 1260567 boiltherich
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What impresses me is that he is demanding a rise in the ceiling of more than 2 trillion above the current limit, and assuming that the current model of the Fed buying all of it via primary dealer shills that rake off a cool 10% or so per transaction on top of the utterly inevitable QE 3 and 4, and the probability that that limit will be breached by the end of next year, well my goodness, I will finally get to be a millionaire even as I qualify for food stamps.  Barack Mugabe, 4 more years!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:17 | 1260622 Seasmoke
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it is true what they say, be careful what you wish for

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:02 | 1260572 buzzsaw99
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Hope Bonds bitchez!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:03 | 1260573 Agent P
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Settlement Date, Bitchez!

(someone had to say it)

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:13 | 1260607 willien1derland
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+10 - Nice delivery on the 'Bitchez' post

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:00 | 1260574 Stuck on Zero
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It's simple really.  A few key clicks, hit enter, and confirm.  Done.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:05 | 1260585 topcallingtroll
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Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:12 | 1260603 tmosley
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Let's get that guy with Blythe's phone number back in here.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 19:25 | 1260975 francis_sawyer
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Anybody got 'METH MAN's' number???

We could call him and ask him if he has Prince Albert in a Can... (& if that can can be dug out of the ground for $5)...


Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:09 | 1260596 boiltherich
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What slays me is the bitching on the hill from the house GOP, they control the purse strings per the constitution, so why they are whining about spending is just remarkable, it's insane.  They over spend by trillions and then bitch about the debt!  But then again wasn't it that famous republican BushCo who said that the constitution was nothing but a goddamned piece of paper? 

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 18:14 | 1260793 Everybodys All ...
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The guy over spending is the Obama administration. I can't get on board with blaming the GOP on this one ... Obama didn't even submit a budget. As far as the constitution neither party appear to know what it's used for at this stage.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 18:35 | 1260849 JW n FL
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Obama $656 Million LOBBY Dollars! Obama Let the FED Print 1/2 a Trillion since Jan 1 2011

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:10 | 1260599 jkruffin
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Too bad our Senators don't understand what a Constitution is anymore, otherwise Bernanke and Giethner would be shot by firing squad for Treason.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:39 | 1260673 Clycntct
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Was it Soupy Sales?  that used to say and if not him me,


Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:08 | 1260601 somethingelse
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if the debt ceiling is breached but no one in the MSM reports on the debt ceiling really breached?

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:17 | 1260616 vote_libertaria...
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Much more important to report the latest Obama poll or Arnold getting a divorce 24/7.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:36 | 1260671 Alex Kintner
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Ahnold to Maria: "You're terminated bitch." Man that was cold.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:53 | 1260713 NotApplicable
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Now that he's survived being the Governator, he no longer needs the "credibility" of being part of the Kennedy clan.

In ten years, I expect him to be running the world via the UN.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 18:18 | 1260796 Alex Kintner
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Yeah the timing is too convenient to the end of his term.  I guess it was amicable so "C'est la vie".

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:10 | 1260605 Firing Pin
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Who dare question the Fed? Your ip address has been will shortly be audited, margins raised on any stocks/futures you own, and you'll be forced to wear the scarlet letter "F."


Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:10 | 1260608 I am a Man I am...
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this is a "you'd rather me owe it to you than fuck you out of it" sort of thing

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:28 | 1260646 willien1derland
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Wow, that is one of my favorite Emily Dickenson quotes...always brings a tear to my eye...ohh the angst-

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:13 | 1260611 bob_dabolina
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“Very, Very Serious”: Unit No. 4 leaning, in danger of falling — Gov’t confirms stabilization efforts underway (PHOTO & VIDEO)


Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:16 | 1260620 Byte Me
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The new normal for financial deiforms since -- forever. But we can't cheat, oh no, that would be against peon-law.

This only ends one of 2 ways: either society / civilization goes to hell in a cheating handbasket; or the financial "elite" is exterminated as vermin. As long as 'fines' are seen as 'cost of doing business' by these arsewipes -- I can't see any other alternatives.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:20 | 1260625 magpie
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This might only need an E.O.

After the OBL capping, it might make the GWB nostalgia complete.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:21 | 1260635 AldoHux_IV
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Math? Where we're going we don't need math.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:23 | 1260640 willien1derland
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We outsourced are math activities to India & Asia -

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:30 | 1260650 centerline
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We don't need no stinkin math!

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 22:08 | 1261368 Uncle Sugar
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And "are" grammar too.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:23 | 1260639 willien1derland
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The is a country of laws*...Everyone is subject to the law* & there are NO EXCEPTIONS*. Any misconduct* that contravenes any laws* will be prosecuted* to the full extent of the law*. Fiscal propriety* & staunch attention to the Federal Government's fiduciary responsibility* to taxpayers is the hallmark of our Federal system...Signed, Georgios A. Papandreou...ummm no perhaps, Edna, no, no...Jose, damn it...Barack tis a fairly long list!


*Does not apply for any Federal Government employee, PIIGS, TBTF bank, and/or K Street Lobbyist


Tue, 05/10/2011 - 19:00 | 1260911 Rainman
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......* correct. all exempt under emergency powers.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:33 | 1260658 jkruffin
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When you hear the term "Jobless Recovery" what goes through your mind? Does your BS detector go off? It should.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 19:32 | 1260978 francis_sawyer
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Jobless Recovery???

It's more like the 'RECOVERYLESS RECOVERY'...


Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:31 | 1260660 max2205
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Ahhh, because the losers in Congress DON'T FUCKING CARE.
Over and out.

Tue, 05/10/2011 - 17:34 | 1260662 6 String
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So we're 10 billion above the limit as of this afternoon. But no worries, we'll be able to add another 40 billion tommorrow anyway. Which of course means:


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