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Treasury Sold 1.5 Billion Shares Of Citi, To Sell 1.5 Billion More

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Congratulations to the lucky, soon to be bankrupt, Petrodollar sovereign wealth fund that was suckered by Morgan Stanley to buy this radioactive piece of gamma decay. We hope for your sake that the US government is successful in postponing the inevitable unwind of Keynesianism until you can sell. Of course, you can just shut down oil deliveries to the US, although soon US refiners will just be able to syphon the stuff from the surface of the Gulf of Mexico.

 

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Wed, 05/26/2010 - 16:08 | 375241 Cursive
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Gulf of Mexico = Big Oil Drum.  Thx BP/Obama.  At least when dumbass Dubya filled the SPR, it was underground storage.

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 16:27 | 375327 dlmaniac
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Meanwhile PPT just lost Mendoza line (Dow 10,000) today. The market is crying for QE 2.0.

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 18:27 | 375680 Problem Is
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Gulf of Mexico = Obummer's Katrina

Attaboy Salazar-ie

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 16:09 | 375250 sheeple
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who's the sucker on the other side?

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 16:13 | 375264 idea_hamster
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Probably the Fed -- that would be the capper.

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 17:02 | 375466 tasmandevil
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you mean the caper?

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 16:19 | 375289 carbonmutant
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Qatar Investment Authority expressed a strong interest.

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 16:45 | 375399 idea_hamster
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Sorry, wasn't that what I said?

Thing move so quickly these days, it's hard to keep track of which leper has the most fingers...

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 16:58 | 375447 cougar_w
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+1 lulz

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 23:05 | 376148 carbonmutant
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+1 LOLZ

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 16:14 | 375256 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Tyler you are killing it.  The above was one of my favortie paragraphs you have scripted.

So in summery; US buys shares from Citi, which is owned by The House of Saud.  Then sell the shares to an unconfirmed buyer.  The buyer will be???  A different broke ass probably.  The oligarchs play such childish games.  This is hot/exploding potato it appears.

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 16:11 | 375257 AccreditedEYE
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Retail is gonna get their nvts cut off w/ this POS.

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 16:16 | 375278 carbonmutant
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What's the half life of this product?

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 17:00 | 375457 cougar_w
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17 days.

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 23:07 | 376154 carbonmutant
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Sounds like we need to unload it quickly...

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 16:16 | 375280 MrTrader
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Shut down oil refineries to the US ? Great !!!! Is this an inflationary measure ???

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 16:17 | 375281 primefool
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When no one wants to hold any assets for more than 5 minutes - the Liquidity=Solvency.

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 16:20 | 375293 deadparrot
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Probably sold it to Calpers. I can't think of anyone else stupid enough.

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 17:05 | 375473 earnyermoney
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Teamsters Pension Fund is a worthy candidate.

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 16:31 | 375340 JuicyTheAnimal
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Damn it, I bought 1.49 B and had my son by the rest with his saved allowance.  I understand this is risky now?  Shit shit shit. 

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 16:31 | 375344 BlingBlingBen
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They still have over 6 billion more to go. They sold less than 20% in the past year during the greatest sucker market ever. Now that the market is starting to wake up to reality who buys the rest?

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 16:33 | 375349 egdeh orez
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"soon US refiners will just be able to syphon the stuff from the surface of the Gulf of Mexico" LOL

BTW, these math question are tough!

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 17:22 | 375529 gmrpeabody
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+1

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 16:35 | 375358 Sancho Ponzi
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The Govvie's stake was $6.9 billion, so at today's share price, the taxpayers (that be us) just lost a cool billion.

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 16:54 | 375431 Common_Cents22
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After a reverse split Obama will come out and proclaim he's doubled taxpayer money on the takeover, oops, investment.

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 16:36 | 375361 AxiosAdv
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Call me crazy, but the Feds selling will be good for the stock.  After they unload about half of what they have they'll do a 5:1 reverse split to get the stock price back up and reduce the share count.

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 16:38 | 375369 jedwards
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uh oh... time to go long HFT??

Cramer admits he was wrong about HFT and wants to do something about it:

http://maddmoney.net/jim-cramers-special-interview-video-senator-ted-kaufman/

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 21:26 | 375994 Rick64
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Cramer after apologizing says to Kaufman " How did you see it, I didn't see it " refering to HFT. What a megamoron. Kaufman a Senator and Cramer an extrader.

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 16:58 | 375450 Miss Expectations
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For those so inclined:

42 Syphon companies, most are Chinese.  Fortunately they all suck.

http://www.ec21.com/companies/syphon.html

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 16:59 | 375455 Paystee Gangsta
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I think we sold them to Kim Jong Il, who needs 4 submarines to take physical delivery...

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 17:27 | 375544 Ripped Chunk
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EPIC FAIL

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 21:37 | 376016 Artful Dodger
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Is there a reason they didn't begin selling with the first announcement -- when C was a buck higher? Why are so many "announcements" required?

I also am interested in the job of pressing sell on the first billion. I will try to obtain liquidity rebates whenever possible. Give me the right shop and I'll sub-penny to get preferential fills across the one-cent spread. But I understand JPM's got that locked up?

 

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 21:38 | 376019 Kreditanstalt
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When one government - or its 'sovereign wealth fund', central bank, bullion bank, IMF, BIS or other suitable proxy - swaps deadbeat assets with another, is any real wealth produced or even conserved?

Round and round we go.  Extend and pretend, DESPERATELY hoping for a consumer-and leverage-driven borrowing spree to somehow wangle a minimally-believable brief spurt of "growth".

Does any reader here really believe this?  Hint: has any INDIVIDUAL INVESTOR-PRIVATELY-CONTROLLED CAPITAL actually taken any of these "distressed assets"...?

WOULD any sane investor actually do so?

Round and round the mulberry bush,

The monkey chased the weasel;

That's the way the money goes...

POP! Goes the weasel.

Wed, 05/26/2010 - 21:52 | 376037 StychoKiller
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"Weebles wobble but they don't fall down!"  Why in the fsck don't they fall down?!

Can anybody supply a good indicator on what would precipitate the crash of the house of cards?

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