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I just love nature shows, though I hate blood sucking, vampire squids....
Was that Blankfein?
Look carefully, one squid has a left pinky tentacle that is bent at a right angle.
Anyone know what's just happened to Citigroup? Their ticker symbol has changed to CTGGV?
So I guess we are saying we are saying that the sub prime melt down was the veritable earthquake that released these beasts. Shall we call it a disturbance
in the force? Yes. I detect a great loss of life.
someone should put one of those in Blankfein's bed like from that scene in Godfather.
....the question is: would he scream out of fright? Or, would he scream out of the horrific visage of a fallen comrade?
He'd light up a cig.
Get with it, man.
Flying vampire squid is uber-sexy.
That was AWESOME. Anything on planet-eating Death Star's?
Aside from obvious anatomical differences, this looks like any normal Sunday morning at the local Cracker Barrel, with lines out the door of obese humanoids slavering over their biscuits and gravy.
Man enters the environment of a ravenous invertebrate and discovers he is at a competitive disadvantage when said invertebrates show up by the thousands and move effortlessly as they seek the sweet, sweet candy of mammalian flesh wrapped in delicate neoprene....
Humboldt squid signal one another in the dark pools through incredibly fast and complex bioluminescence, using their highly developed eyesight and amazing speed to locate food. A human diver can easily be grabbed and dragged down hundreds of feet by a single squid. Squid can also easily hold and remove air lines and masks of divers if so determined.
The lesson here? Stay out of the squid's habitat. Celebrate the advantage of the Japanese fishing trawler who scoop up the squid, dump them on board, cut them up, and fry them in hot oil with a little cornstarch and flour, consuming them with great satisfaction accompanied by a little lemon and marinara sauce.
I thought the Humbolt squid communicates via a proprietary computer program that some think could be used to manipulate the financial markets.
Just wait until Friday when that big South Swell rolls in and washes 50,000 of those damn things up on the beach to rot with all the kelp. Not cool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5ZQH2Uzpew
Hey look we found Lloyd Blankfein's power animal.
Didn't know that a vampire squid was real. Worth watching.
Ahh, nice bio on Paulson.
Actually kind of surprised the eco terrorist haven't claimed the invasion was due to global warming.
Marine supplemental liquidity providers.
this market is a joke
good finance articles
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by Anonymouson Mon, 07/20/2009 - 22:05
#10864 Are they going to assume the roll of the bankrupt Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac? Is the 'Shadow System' taking a bank holiday? WTF! A complete sham. Caterpillar's revenue is down 66% (40-some% last year!) and they have laid off 20% of their employees. BAC upgrades from neutral to buy. thus the stock is up 15% over the past 5 days. GTFO! Caterpillar is completely dependent on the US government's ability to extract $$$ from the tax-payers and foreigner investors and funnel it into projects such as bridges to nowhere. Watching the market over the past week has been excrutiatingly painful. The absolute ridiculousness of it
Hey, I'd rather face a school of Humboldt Squid than a solitary La Jolla Cougar.
Call me Ishmael...