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Two Distractions With One DSK

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Who needs birds and stones when you have an insolvent fiat-based world and a IMF head fond of single (and/or) double-dipping. If anyone is still confused about the ritual sacrifice of the head of the world's bailout organization (if only on paper), here is Bill Buckler explaining how the immaculate timing of DSK's being dragged out of a plane and made into a full blown media farce achieved two very substantial targets: "First, it removes the “international” aspect of the moves the EU is
making to damp down the ongoing Greek (and others) debt crisis. That
turns the “sovereign debt crisis” into a strictly European problem and
makes sure the headlines keep coming. Second, the stoush of who the next
IMF head will be is now predicted to last until (at least) June 30.
This takes the spotlight off the winding down of the Fed’s QE2, which is
scheduled to end on - that’s right - June 30.
" David Copperfield would be so proud...

From William Buckler's latest edition of The Privateer:

Osama Bin Laden was simply “taken out” by US armed forces. That’s the official line anyway. IMF head Dominique Strauss-Kahn did not suffer so terminal a fate. He was simply stung, hauled off to jail and removed from his post. As with the Bin Laden episode, the timing could not have been improved upon. Strauss-Kahn was removed just as he was on his way to a meeting with European Union (EU) and Euro zone officials to “deal with” the latest flare up of the Greek debt drama. Presto, the Greek debt drama duly worsened, commodity prices fell some more (for a few days), the US Dollar rebounded and the Treasury’s debt limit was hit without a tremor.

As to Mr Strass-Kahn’s “indiscretion”, the entire thing is peurile in the extreme. In what has been called the “honey trap”, it had little to do with removing him as a potential rival to President Sarkosy of France in the next French elections. The whole idea was to put the IMF in disarray. This served and serves two purposes. First, it removes the “international” aspect of the moves the EU is making to damp down the ongoing Greek (and others) debt crisis. That turns the “sovereign debt crisis” into a strictly European problem and makes sure the headlines keep coming. Second, the stoush of who the next IMF head will be is now predicted to last until (at least) June 30. This takes the spotlight off the winding down of the Fed’s QE2, which is scheduled to end on - that’s right - June 30.

The IMF is usually portrayed in the mainstream media as a “Washington-based” international financial organisation. It is. There is only one nation which has enough voting power within the IMF to torpedo ANY major decision it makes all by itself. That nation is the US. Substantial IMF policy actions call for an 85 percent “approval” vote amongst the member nations. The US voting “quota” is 17 percent.

The only substantial IMF change would be a change in these voting quotas. The US quota has not changed. When the “emerging nations” won an increased vote, they won it from Europe, not the US.

Any questions?


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Sun, 05/29/2011 - 17:10 | 1321135 trav7777
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He shoulda been brighter than to rape the maid, then

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 17:56 | 1321208 Use of Weapons
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Psychological triggering episodes work on both predators (unwary, old, past their prime) and prey.

If you've not seen the classic photo op of DSK, Obama & Michelle, you should; if anything, that photo is DSK's epitaph. It is also a message; Mrs Obama is (look back on her photos at the Press dinner, where Mr. made his play, succeeded, and then 'got Bin Ladin' the next day - and look closely at her feral snarl at the Fox guy) the real smarts. And the one to take umbrage. And the one to determine the method of execution. (Not "Death by Water", but "La mort d'un pied-noir par la tentation de l'Afrique " -- _ )

Anyhow - kudos to Tyler. The substance of this was discussed the day after the initial arrest by a couple of people I know (and was largely my own interpretation, although I admit I missed the voting rights issue; I assumed that'd been altered a while back), who agree (roughly) with this analysis.

The real kudos is publishing this - about the only source on the planet who will at the moment, I feel. Barring the tin-foil hats & professionally paranoid about lizards*, of course.






*I pay attention to these the same way I pay attention to animals before an earthquake. Sure, they're fried, but they're also attuned.

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 01:12 | 1321893 Antipodeus
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You mean this one ?

The body language is classic! (If open to a variety of interpretations, of course!)

"Thank you for your service."



Sun, 05/29/2011 - 17:41 | 1321219 disabledvet
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i agree.  "he should have gone after the dog, too."

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:24 | 1321308 sherryw
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If not the maid, then some other opportunity to get him would have presented..

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:29 | 1321315 swamp
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He can't help himself. He's a victim of viagra and his arrogant past of impunity.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:29 | 1321320 macholatte
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He shoulda been brighter than to rape the maid, then


That's right. He fucked up. He's human and he fucked up and the cops actually did their job and that's the whole story. All the rest is either coincidence or paranoid blather.


It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
Carl Sagan

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:49 | 1321353 Use of Weapons
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We have also arranged things so that almost no one understands science and technology. This is a prescription for disaster. We might get away with it for a while, but sooner or later this combustible mixture of ignorance and power is going to blow up in our faces.

Carl Sagan


If you knew anything about chemistry, psychology, politics, and so on, ad infinitum, then you'd realise that "what the papers say" is short hand for "what you need to read between the lines to get hold of what is really there". If you don't realise this, you're a dangerous idiot. Or a useful idiot for someone with the wrong agenda - the two overlap in Venn diagram terms.

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 01:02 | 1321879 Antipodeus
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He doesn't (know much), obviously; you do, apparently.  I thought the whole thing smelled the first I heard about it.  It's all too terribly convenient for certain parties under the present circumstances, isn't it?


Mon, 05/30/2011 - 01:51 | 1321926 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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DSK said in an interview a few months ago that he was worried he would be framed for WHY WAS HE NOT TRAVELLING WITH HIS WIFE!  Dudes a rapist.

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 02:52 | 1321969 LudwigVon
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DSK said in an interview a few months ago that he was worried he would be framed for rape


Mon, 05/30/2011 - 11:26 | 1322471 goldfish1
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No doubt DSK was set up for a fall of his own making. They discard whomever is expendable and convenient.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 17:13 | 1321137 Racer
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Looks like no-one around or they aren't bothered about the euro problems and it is same as usual BTFD, in this case buy the Euro.

Can't have the dollar going up and ruining BTFes can you

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 17:20 | 1321155 Volaille de Bresse
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"This takes the spotlight off the winding down of the Fed’s QE2, which is scheduled to end on - that’s right - June 30." David Copperfield would be so proud..."


Hey hey you could very well have hit the nail on the head...


Or could this be the ugly truth :

"Obama, financial war and the elimination of DSK "

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 21:14 | 1321554 i-dog
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VERY interesting! Thanks for the link. I have been saying here since day 1 that it smells of a setup and of a power play between the Anglo-Merkan bankers and the Euro bankers. That article confirms even more than I was aware of.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 21:40 | 1321600 trav7777
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of course, everything is a conspiracy.  It rained today, I blame "TPTB" in a "false flag."  The Joplin tornado was obviously HAAAARP as were the runs I had after Taco Bell the other night.

And because I read an article on a website, of course I am totally right.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 23:08 | 1321739 disabledvet
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i get the shits at the Bell, too. It's those "potato" thingies...they need to change that.

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 01:50 | 1321927 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Or the fact that 88% of the beef is beef.

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 11:42 | 1322478 goldfish1
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I like the article also.

Paragraph 1: "It is impossible to understand the downfall of Dominique Strauss-Khan without linking it to his project for the creation of a new international reserve currency, which was to be launched on 26 May 2011 at the Deauville G-8 summit. The project was paradoxically anticipated as much by the Emerging States as by stateless capital, but rejected by the U.S.-Israeli military-industrial complex."

And this one:

Operation Sarkozy : how the CIA placed one of its agents at the presidency of the French Republic

Those who pronounce the idea of the DSK debacle as a conspiracy are absolutely correct:

Conspiracy (legal definition):

Conspiracy is a separate offense, by which someone conspires or agrees with someone else to do something which, if actually carried out, would amount to another federal crime or offense. It is an agreement or a kind of partnership for criminal purposes in which each member becomes the agent or partner of every other member.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 17:28 | 1321176 AladdinSaneGirl
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The timing can't be coincidence. You mean DSK would've allowed us to fall into another dip ....  Then maybe "they" are biding time watching during June and are prepared for QE3 if necessary ....  

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 23:10 | 1321742 disabledvet
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"it was Professor Plum in the library with a candlestick!"

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 00:14 | 1321830 Mec-sick-o
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Yup, he "sticked" it in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 17:29 | 1321177 YHC-FTSE
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That's what I've been posting since the day after DSK's arrest, and getting widely junked. Bloody plagiarist! :) The US still has enough voting power to veto any policies (Super majority decisions) that require a 85% majority. Together with the re-evaluation of the SDR, I think he is absolutely correct to suppose that the voting reforms proposed by DSK last year was the cause of his downfall.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:10 | 1321283 desgust
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...and you were right1

But brainwashed need someone else to think for them!

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:35 | 1321333 swamp
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The cause of his downfall was his behavior of suspected rape, something he has a long history of doing. 

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:46 | 1321349 YHC-FTSE
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It's called a "honey trap", tailored to the subject's weaknesses and as old a ploy as Mata Hari. But you know what? If it makes you feel good, then it's all a coincidence. Now get back to your msm and have a wank over the juicy details. 

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 21:04 | 1321545 SheHunter
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It's called a "honey trap"

Is that so?  I'll give that a slim maybe.  If you are right the fact remains that this 'honey pot' was not aware of the hand she'd been dealt.  Honey pot or no, known weakness of the subject or no, this farce of a man needs tried and, if determined guilty as charged, hung and quartered.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 21:24 | 1321570 YHC-FTSE
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You'll get no arguments from me about the severity of punishment for crimes of this nature. Nor sympathy for those who make false accusations. The salacious details of the case do not interest me, - I'm not into voyeurism - just the bigger political picture. 

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 21:53 | 1321617 SheHunter
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Mon, 05/30/2011 - 10:25 | 1322324 YHC-FTSE
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NB. In case you're wondering, I do not junk replies to my comments. 

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 12:16 | 1322620 goldfish1
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The salacious details of the case do not interest me

imo, rape is the least for what this deviant needs to be brought to justice.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 17:42 | 1321215 ThirdCoastSurfer
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Dismal economic data throughout QE2 has been ignored in favor of corporate and market expansion which lead me to think that the problem itself was being used to game a weak and ineffectual democratic government but with only a month to go the markets unconcern that this heroin is ending (except maybe with the financial stocks) has greatly disappointed me.

The lag times on all of this are enormous. An object in motion after at the end of QE1 it may have been permissable to let the economy actually take a step back to let the fear set in and the heroin continue but QE3 and the law of diminishing returns demands faster and greater recognition. There is no perceptible upturn heading into the stretch as with QE1. Things are clearly already deteriorating.  You don't want to wait until the economy is in even more trouble this time, you want to artifically induce it now to start the wheels in motion so that the stimulus is continuous. 

All I can figure is that those critical to the whole have now sufficiently made provisions and double checked their calculations and are confident that letting the floor out from the economy this time will produce enough creative destruction while preserving the wealth of of those in the know.

In forest fire terms the houses are protected, the back fires are complete, the crews are in place and the wind direction is most favorable to let the fire out of containment until it burns the undergrowth to the desired areas until fire containment or fire extinction is achieved.  


Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:01 | 1321253 A Man without Q...
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Equity markets have become a medium through which the vested interests try to obscure the reality of their failures. What is said in private is vastly different. The momo traders who are getting rich by buying the dip prefer to ignore the wider reality, and see it as a game for them to exploit.

The governments are still insolvent, the banking system is still in crisis, but the extent of their ambition is merely to delay the reckoning for one more day at a time.

The patricians will end up destroying the economy for a generation merely to maintain their exalted position for a few more months. This will not be the first society to fail in this way.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:30 | 1321322 Vampyroteuthis ...
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A Man, you nailed it on the head. The gov't and Fed spent all of that debt fueled money to save the system from crashing in 2008. It really did nothing to help the economy as the real economy has been slowly deteriorating. Bring on QE3, it is futile in nature. The economy is going to tank no matter what. Fed = fail.

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 12:22 | 1322623 goldfish1
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The gov't and Fed spent all of that debt fueled money to save the system

ha! not. That money was funneled to cronies to enrich themselves as the system was plundered and destroyed. They all need trials and public hanging.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:08 | 1321264 WonderDawg
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Dude, you seem to be under the impression that the Fed's manipulations have somehow done something for the economy.


All Bernanke has done is inflate equities and commodoties. The economy is in the tank, and everyone knows it. That's the point. We all know it. He's created the "wealth effect" by providing artificial support to the markets, but the economy, no. GDP, on life support. Unemployment? Getting worse, not better, regardless of what the BLS would have us believe. Inflation in the things that matter, like food and gas? Killing the middle class. There is no recovery. Period.

No, piling more debt on the debt problem will not solve it. QE is just stealing from the middle class now and in the future.

You said it yourself, things are clearly deteriorating. QE is a complete failure with regard to stimulating the economy. And finally, more people are starting to see it. You should look closely, as well.


Sun, 05/29/2011 - 17:52 | 1321236 truont
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Sun, 05/29/2011 - 17:50 | 1321242 CIABS
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perhaps not a matter of pinpoint timing, but DSK's takedown will help sarkozy get re-elected.

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 01:51 | 1321928 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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France is so fucked if they re elect him.  And they were upset about America (DIEBOLD) favoring Bush.  Ha!

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 12:23 | 1322626 goldfish1
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America (DIEBOLD)

Shout it from the rooftops.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 17:55 | 1321243 GeneMarchbanks
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Good work Bill! More so Tyler! As if the heads of these "organizations" have any real sway on the absolute mirage that is the IMF, World bank and WTO. The Unholiest Trinity.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 17:56 | 1321244 Muir
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How's this good news for silver is all I wanta fucking know.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:22 | 1321306 Fiat2Zero
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Classic Muir. You dare to say what others think and dare not.

Bravo old sport, Bravo.

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 01:53 | 1321932 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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The US will keep printing, and the monetary supply will go into an unknown quantity.  Silver and oil trade inversely.  Gold will mitigate the problem by sustaining CB loans.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:37 | 1321336 swamp
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Sun, 05/29/2011 - 19:02 | 1321363 citta vritti
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nah, it’s a high class one; keep ‘em bouncing, Muir

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 21:12 | 1321553 SheHunter
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I don't see no stinkin' porn....instead, a somewhat mezmarizing image to stare at while pondering how to word your next comment.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:01 | 1321249 slewie the pi-rat
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Any questions?

no, that explains everything. 

micawber, copperfield; everything's starting to flow together like the dickens...

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:02 | 1321255 RichardP
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Correlation does not equal causation.  What if he hadn't tried to rape the maid?  How would this be playing out then?  Some other reason to drag him off the plane?  Seems kind of far-fetched that all this stuff set out in the article depended on him trying to screw the maid.  Or was he that predictable?

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:27 | 1321317 KinorSensase
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Or was he that predictable?

I think that's the case...pure speculation on my part.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:54 | 1321355 slewie the pi-rat
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yup.  this song starts out: forgive me if my fantasies might seem a little shopworn.

YouTube - (CSN) Crosby, Stills and Nash - Dark Star

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:06 | 1321268 RobotTrader
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As usual, we are witnessing in real time the deft manipulation of news and markets by TPTB.

Man, these guys are pros.  The hubris and egos must be gigantic by now.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 23:03 | 1321730 DoctoRx
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Beyond prose (pros).  Poetry in motion . . .

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 03:02 | 1321980 LudwigVon
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May the Lord bless you. 

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 03:09 | 1321984 Dirtt
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Bingo! End game is near.

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 12:25 | 1322629 goldfish1
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a bona fide addict.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:10 | 1321271 desgust
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wow, fuck stupid Merrkans needed weeksw to see the reality!

First enjoyed a media spin scandal for voyeurists, then weeks later start thinking!

Most of you deserve the system you are living in!

DSK is an elitist, DSK is one of the - who the fuck knows the many factions of the elite?

But they sure know how stupid the masses are!

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:36 | 1321325 alien-IQ
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as a notorious leader of a European nation once proclaimed: "How fortunate for the leaders that the masses do not think".

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:12 | 1321286 alien-IQ
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"These are mere coincidence. Just like the fact that the "Death" announcement of Bin Laden just happen to coincidentally coincide with the anniversary of the Death announcement of Adolf Hitler. We assure you that this is mere coincidence and nothing more should be inferred or read into it"


The Ministry of Truth

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:34 | 1321323 Use of Weapons
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alien-IQ - we know, we know.. couldn't have D. Brown'd it better, right?

But wait... D. Brown suggests a common touch, and thus it is - laziness within the dream factory.

One would suggest looking into "hyperstition". Mythology is created, and they have their play-book; but much more fun is a newer, hipper / funkier (who eat hipsters), version who want to blow the old methodologies away. Anonymous aren't all innocent geeks, some of them have sharp pointy teeth. As do some culture jammers. We're still in Kansas, where Disney weddings are mirrored exactly by reality [] and so forth.

The solution? Make your own. Make them smarter, faster, more idetic. Sharp. Pointy. Teeth. And no, this isn't a Twlight reference (but refer to twilight for a 'how to' on teenage dreams manual).

The trick? Realise that they're just culture-jamming, with more resources and a more tightly defined play-book - but there's no magic to it, it's all smoke & mirrors, and you can play the game just as well.

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 12:28 | 1322636 goldfish1
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much more fun is a newer, hipper / funkier (who eat hipsters), version who want to blow the old methodologies away

Am i so old i don't get a word of this? Can you decipher for me?

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 20:57 | 1321531 StychoKiller
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April 30th = Walpurgis Nacht

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 08:50 | 1322193 Redneck Makin-tosh
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Think how easy history lessons could become if this idea were to catch on.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:16 | 1321289 gwar5
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"Oh, you magnificent elitist European bastards! I read your book!" General George Patton.

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 08:08 | 1322142 falak pema
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spoken like a true american military elitist cum hegemonist...every dog wants its day!

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:28 | 1321302 swamp
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Are you calling the victim a liar?

You know this non human non gentleman has a gross long history of assaulting women.

The planners just let him fall this time, that's all. The planners have a long history of placing compromised people in powerful positions, and when it's over for them, the planners let them fall of their own making.

Don't blame/dismiss the victim. She was likely a victim in her Muslim country, a country she needed to flee because they blame the victim there too. Little did she know ...

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 20:41 | 1321510 breezer1
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with dsk's bad habits how difficult would it be to get a sperm sample preserved for when needed. 

how many here believe 911 was done by muslim terrorists?

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 12:33 | 1322651 goldfish1
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no takers?

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:23 | 1321307 VyseLegendaire
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Did we ever find out if he got AIDS from the maid?

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:34 | 1321328 Use of Weapons
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She never had AIDS - that was part of the story; to not seem totally unhuman, it was quickly revealed that she was just staying in the AIDS only apartment block due to a favour from... some unspecified relative (uncle?) or bureaucratic necessity (crowding? no-where else to go?).


In other words - it was a throw-away shlock tactic, quickly rescinded. Because, remember - 90% of the audience only remember the initial hit, not the retraction.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 19:53 | 1321438 Monedas
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If you're determined to have casual sex with West African chambermaids....go for it ! Just get her tested and vaccinated before you take her to meet Mom ! Monedas 2011 Emily Post Dating Protocols ?

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 01:54 | 1321934 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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No time to test her for DSK.  He needs his served up like a debt watch.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:36 | 1321324 gianakt
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Looks like Goldman has given all the sovereigns better prices to get out of there risk assets. Goldman is always doing Gods, no matter how stupid they are!!!

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 18:39 | 1321334 Seasmoke
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new meaning to double dipping ....LOL

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 19:02 | 1321360 Use of Weapons
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Yes, thank-you. That's the photo that I was referring to.


All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible. Such people have a tendency to become drunk on violence, a condition to which they are quickly addicted.


And in that moment, Mrs O. knew what to do....

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 21:22 | 1321565 SheHunter
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OMdoubleG tamboo...where did you find that pic???  The old lech looks used up, worn out, wrinkled head to toe and everything in between.  ...him on viagra? scary. My belief in the hotel maid statement that she was not a willing partner is forever reinforced.   

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 19:04 | 1321358 plocequ1
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Its hard to be distracted when your belly is full with a couple of barbecued greasy fat burgers, A hot  dog and  three bottles of Guinness . I say who gives a fuck?



Sun, 05/29/2011 - 19:11 | 1321367 citta vritti
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so the Luca Brasi avatar now sleeping w/ the fishes?

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 19:10 | 1321369 Use of Weapons
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Probably the 5.5 billion people on this planet (80%) living off $10 or under a day.


At some point, all you American fatties are going to look mighty fucking tasty, especially if put out as ribs & burgers.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 19:36 | 1321411 Monedas
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I'll volunteer my "glorious naked body"(...R. Limbaugh) for a fund raiser for the starving, unwashed ! $1 a lick ! Monedas 2011

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 20:23 | 1321478 Use of Weapons
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Ye, I think you missed that window when Charlton Heston wasn't shilling for NRA monies, but was making disaster movies.

Three times in the 70's:

Monkeys and Parisian Pygmalion

Ecological disaster and Green Eating

The Omega Man and bad hair days for the crazies


In other words - too. fucking. late. You have given the world bad entertainment; the world desires it made real; you fatties are the baseline resource to make it real.

It's just torture and murder. No plot, no characters. Very, very realistic. I think it's what's next.

Then God help us.

North America's getting soft, *patron*, and the rest of the world is getting tough. Very, very tough. We're entering savage new times, and we're going to have to be pure and direct and strong, if we're going to survive them. Now, you and this cesspool you call a television station and your people who wallow around in it, your viewers who watch you do it, they're rotting us away from the inside. We intend to stop that rot.


Long live the new flesh.



Special broadcast for ZH viewers stuck in a prior century; may they make up time and join us soon.

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 12:35 | 1322665 goldfish1
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Love this place.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 20:35 | 1321498 QEsucks
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use of weapons and monedas @ useless c**k sucking psy-ops.douchebagsrus. Trolls.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 21:25 | 1321573 Monedas
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Huh ? What's your preferred weapon, Weapons ? A hash pipe ? QEsucks, I'd be happy to admit I'm a troll if I knew what it was and I was one ! I thought a troll was someone who the Fed sent here to discourage Hoarders like me ? Monedas 2011 I dreamt I was in Joplin, Missouri and a tornado passed through ! In the morning everything looked like Janis Joplin´s bush !

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 22:33 | 1321672 Use of Weapons
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I approve of the sentiment - and you should be suspicious of all posters on the internet - however, you're sadly behind the times. I'm not a troll. My nick alone tells you three things - the most exact being "The narrative takes the form of a fractured biography of a man called Cheradenine Zakalwe, who was born outside of the Culture but was recruited into it by Special Circumstances agent Diziet Sma to work as an operative intervening in less advanced civilizations. The novel recounts several of these interventions and Zakalwe's attempts to come to terms with his own past.

A paid shill troll (of the type sponsored and paid for by the USA, or other govs) has multiple nicks, and a much less developed history, and its agenda is easy to spot. Trolling ZH would mean simply shouting "I'm hardcore on PMs" and "All government is BAD" then including some further nonsense about how I've been shorting paper silver whilst making share trades.  Track & read my posts - I'm something different.

Hint: outlier. With sharp pointy teeth. And I'm a little beyond merely fucking around on the edges to make a % cut, which is where most of ZH is. I happen to see the same endgame Tyler does, but unlike him, I'm not happy with the outcome (or rather: I'm not willing to profit directly from it online - this isn't to say his product isn't AAA rated, its just I don't do insider trading).

Oh, and I'm on 'your' side; I won't go into the personal costings of my position, but suffice to say - I've paid hard coin for my position, and no doubt, will have to pay further for it. Probably a liver or kidney, my body is worth $45 mil after all in parts - and yes, I've met predators who deal in blood sports direct, and spent 5+ years being tested. [hint: The Queen of England is most comfortable with horsey people - do your research, in regards to why Obama went there at the same time. Horses are the key to old predators. Personally, I don't bond with anything I might end up eating.].


But touched you care (and on so little time here!)


p.s. No, I won't junk you - I approve of troll awareness. Hamy is still hilarious though (and, for all of you - probably Tyler's alter-ego, there's an edge of panache and humour that is 100% style... I hope it is him, otherwise he has serious competition)

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 21:15 | 1321560 OuaisBla
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Its only a living proof that Murphy's law once again kicks in at the proper time.


From Wikipedia:

Murphy's law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong".


That law has been verified time and time again. Only the Bernak seems to be immune to it so far.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 22:28 | 1321679 RichardP
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Only the Bernak seems to be immune to it so far.

That is the reward one gets for diligently studying the last war so as to be perfectly prepared to fight the next one.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 22:20 | 1321670 Ray1968
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I had to look up "stoush"

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 23:30 | 1321763 Monedas
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Send the word out to the Fed, IMF, World Bank, or whoever pays shills and trolls....Monedas will happily take their money ! I'll trash the PMs or whatever they want ! For $10 K a month I will refrain from posting - if they think I'm a destructive loose cannon on a heaving deck ! Just get the gravy train leaving the station ! My kind of people are so dedicated to the demise of fiat they won't be deterred by one more troll pimping the system ! Let's all sign up as trolls so we can buy more silver ! The banks profit from cooperating with the Fed ! Why can't we little people get a little of the action ? Monedas 2011 Confessions of a closet coin collector !

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 05:20 | 1322039 Slim Pickens
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Double post, sorry

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 05:21 | 1322040 Slim Pickens
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Triple post

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 09:17 | 1322228 Smiddywesson
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It was a real lesson in primate behavior how even ZH readers became so polarized over this issue.

There is no way we can know the facts, and yet we are so convinced a man of power would do this that we join the crowd in attacking him.  Read Gustuve LeBon's excellent 96 page book, The Crowd on crowd behavior.  The DSK incident is a perfect example of theory in action.

Personally, I didn't believe the story.  It is completely possible that a 62 year old man that gets more tail than Sinatra would suddenly flip out and attack a maid.  Sure, but is it probable?  Ten billion ladies coming out of the woodwork to say he came on to them doesn't make him a rapist.  Surely a ladies man would understand that appearing naked before a stranger, chasing her down, and saying "Don't you know who I am?" really isn't calculated to work as a pick up line.  And just how does a 62 year old rolly polly banker catch a 32 year old woman, who can't manage to get away until she performs oral sex on him?  It is possible he did all this, but the story unfolds so that there is no evidence of rape, just evidence of sex.  I don't like the story she is telling.  It smells bad.  

Of course, there may be evidence that she has bruised on her wrists, knees, hair pulled out, whatever.  My point is the people that are so convinced that this is just a rape, are extremely overconfident of their command of the facts, and incredibly naive about the evil lurking in the hearts of the people who control (and are destroying) the world.  Enjoy your view of reality pitchfork wielders, I have no idea if he raped her.  Ask the Duke LaCross players what they think.  Their view of these things is probably to wait for the evidence to come out.  You're smarter than they, right?

Mon, 05/30/2011 - 14:18 | 1322868 OuaisBla
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First, "There is no way we can know the facts.." then ... "Personally, I didn't believe the story.  "

You too are polarized ..


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