UK Inflation Hits 4.5%, April Prices Rise By Record; Surge Blamed On Easter; Coping Complicated As Alcohol Rises By Record

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swissaustrian's picture

Surge Blamed On "______________" (insert random event)

I am a Man I am Forty's picture

with the exception of loose monetary policy of course

Anonymouse's picture

I am absolutely freaking out.  Summer is coming!

You know what that means, warm weather, hot weather, rain, drought!

That can only lead to inflation and revenue / earnings misses!

And if that weren't bad enough, after all that, it's going to get cold again.  There are even rumors of snow coming in 8 or 9 months.

Followed by another Easter!

How can an economy cope with this crazy volatility?!?!?!?!??!?!

Sam Clemons's picture

Except that Easter is not random.  I'm amazed that it has taken us 2000+ Easters to finally connect the dots between inflation and it.  How foolish.

RowdyRoddyPiper's picture

Those silly statisticians...always putting all their eggs in one basket.

Overflow-admin's picture

Surge Blamed On "__________" (insert random central bank name)

Overflow-admin's picture

Surge Blamed On "__________" (insert random central bank name)

AUD's picture

What's a pint of Speckled Hen cost these days?

ivana's picture

While USD still exists thanks to .... believe that in real world GBP does not exist anymore.

Who's holding that crap...

Oh regional Indian's picture

Well ivana, true. But, enigmatically, the one square mile city of L holds more money power than the rest of the world combined. So, the GBP matters only by association.

Feel terrible for the middle-class brit. 24 hour pubs. Sure, that was a great idea.

Governments are so sick, it's beyond staggering.


ivana's picture

"money power"?

let them show it ... hahahaha

Now they can only show "power" with MAD - so let's start... we are waiting!

falak pema's picture

what's your price Ivana?

ivana's picture

My price?

Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't!


(in fiat terms, not very expensive ... while I still have some spare time)

falak pema's picture

I'm sure you're I'll won't make an offer that you could...accept, out of kindness of free heart. But if paid in rich man's gold I'm sure that you would spare the time to fight inflation like the rest of us! Then I'd ask for second helpings a true plutocrat brat!

writingsonthewall's picture

Expensive Alcohol + recession + high unemployment = revolution.


There is nothing more revolutionary than angry, poor and sober citizens with a lot of time on their hands these days...

Josephine29's picture

I had already spotted this and taken a look at some analysis. The Notayesmanseconomics blog points out that this was by no means a surprise.

If you think about it the fact that Easter was on April 4th last year means that higher prices then due to the effect stated above contributed to last months recorded decline in the annual rate of inflation. So all things being equal April should see a bounce back in the consumer and retail price indices.


And he also does not think much of Mervyn Kings explanation.

When inflation is 1% higher than its official target the Governor has to write to the Chancellor to explain why. Today’s letter contains something of a gem.


"Although the impact on inflation of these factors is difficult to quantify with precision, it is likely that had they not occurred, inflation would have been substantially lower and probably below the target."


Yes you have it, if prices had not risen inflation would be below target! Thanks for that insight Mervyn.

Franken_Stein's picture


What can you expect from a country under fucking Rothschild occupation.


These assfuckers know very well what they're doing.

They are unleashing an economic Holocaust.

The lot is no different than Hitler, Himmler or Eichmann.


And these clowns call themselves Ashkenazi Jews.

Didn't they read in the Torah, which is the Old Testament of the Bible, that


You shall not steal ?


They are as Jewish as my dog can fly.


sabra1's picture

they all belong to satanic cult where God does not exist! hence, hell is where they hope to go!

falak pema's picture

well the Rothys helped the British get empire since Waterloo, i.e. : since the beginning.

So don't knock the Rothys in UK. The are like the Windsors. So you better just eat your scones, stay shut up with mouth full. Like your dog. That's the City of London rule!

Franken_Stein's picture


The British Empire doesn't exist any more in case you haven't noticed.

So there's no need to protect the Rothschilds anymore.


I say, arrrest them and charge them with:


1. Crimes against humanity

2. High treason against the United States of America and Great Britain

3. Grand Theft in the trillions of dollars


Strip them of all their assets, sell them and give the money back to the people of both countries.

Problem solved.


Hey, in Germany they got rid of those bankers, too, back in the day.

But it looks like British and Americans are weak sauce.

They don't have the guts to do it.


They deem themselves so courageous and valorous when killing hundreds of thousands of people in foreign countries by dropping bombs from 10 km above, but are afraid of the enemy from within.


Who is commanding the army ? The president or the bankers ?

Who is commanding police ? The President or the bankers ?

Make it an executive order.


falak pema's picture

but, but, but...there are the Olympics games in 2012, for which they need the Rothys...and for strawberries and ice cream and Wimbledon!

zeek's picture

Just 'make it an executive order' right...?!

Be careful what you're asking for... you're advocating something that we won't stand for... a dictatorship.


Al89's picture

£3.80+ for pints.

£4.00 for 10 packs of cigarettes .


Hexus's picture

Get yourself up north, it's £3.30 a pint up here, what a bargain! Also, smoke roll ups. Oh and get a flat cap, whippet and asbo.

FoieGras's picture

5% inflation in UK means nominal GDP is growing 6-7%. That's good news for the UK, within 10 years their total debt to GDP will be cut in half.

Franken_Stein's picture


But it's stagflation, not inflation.

GDP isn't growing.


falak pema's picture

Currently the UK economy has ONE NUT, the City. If it deflates, all hell breaks loose in UK. As : the housing crisis worsens as this is debt, therefore interest rate, dependent. As are pensions. All private and public pensions are risk asset based; thus prone to unwind if interest rates rise as a result of inflation hike!! Yikes!! This economy is tooooooo financialized. Will the Oligarchs, (russian and ME types), want to stay in London if the civil unrest makes it look like Greece every day of the week in one-two years?...I wonder!

Clowns on Acid's picture

Where will the oligarchs go? back to russia? Back to middle east? China? London is their perfect nest.

A sound banking system, the rule of law, and London is a great place to shop and party. But to quote the BOE Gov. "This is temporary". 

falak pema's picture

I get it! London stays as London ...for every body except the Brits! Ok for the Windsors, the Rothys with their bowlers and brollies, the Oligarchs with their Rusky wives and the ME sheikhs and their harems. The new Constantinople of our times...I have a bad omen...Remember Constantinople became...Istanbul!

Oh regional Indian's picture

Well Falak, nothing remains Constant, not even Constant-inople. So, what will the City of London become, tale teller?





Cassandra Syndrome's picture

Wrong. Their GDP deflator is only between 1 and 2%. In real terms their economy is still shrinking.

Cassandra Syndrome's picture

Facking booze and tabs up 5.3%? Ah leave it out you Bernank cant.....

Herman Strandschnecke's picture

'Facking booze and tabs up 5.3%? Ah leave it out you Bernank cant.....'

No.No.No, please allow me to translate:

Feckin booze and fags up over five percent? Yor avin a larf you feckin Bernank cant....gertcha

P.S: Fags are upwards of £7 quid a packitt and you wont git much chjange of a fiver fora pint

johny2's picture

It is much more keeping with tradition to default by stealth ( currency devaluation ), than to do it openly.

reload's picture

Small business owners in the UK (like me) hardly needed these figures to understand that our margin destruction continues apace. Thanks Mervin, but your assurances that its only temporary wore thin last summer.

Policy in the UK is made with only the Banks in mind, the rest of us serfs will just have to cope.


Equity investments in SME are now virtually impossible to find, for that we would need some efficient price discovery mechanisms - and thats all a bit last centuary.


A hike in rates would no doubt send the housing market down in flames, and it remains the elephant in the room.


Who on earth would be long UK Gilts? - or any government IOU for that matter.

ivana's picture

Friendly buddies CB's. For just few weeks more IMHO

AUD's picture

Who on earth would be long UK Gilts? - or any government IOU for that matter.

Bond speculators. They make their 'money' by speculating with your money, since they get a government guarantee, while you work so you can loan your money to them.


topcallingtroll's picture

We usually think flexible labor markets will save the usa. This is probably a dead thread, but cant you guys also fire people without cause? We arent required to have a reason to fire people since employment is at will in the usa.

YHC-FTSE's picture

Experts on BBC news this morning (When they were plugging the government NS&I accounts that were paying "ahead" of inflation) said it was more like 8.9%-18.9% for essentials - food, petrol, utilities. Petrol alone has risen over 46.1% in the last 5yrs, so a figure of 4-5% yoy is fucking stupid.


For example, a gallon of petrol in the UK at the pump costs US$9.61 (£5.91) right now and set to rise. All commodities are priced in USD, and QE3 expectation of another printing spree by Bernanke is high. So unless the GBPUSD hits a number that is consonant to the rate of devaluation of the dollar (5?), every time Britain or any other oil importing country buys anything in USD, we lose out. So, the expectation that inflation will magically dwindle to 2% by the end of next year is a bit farcical.


Price commodities in other commodities/backed currencies, and the world might survive the fallout. I can no longer afford to keep the American hegemony going, and I refuse to subsidise these clueless fuckers to enjoy their lifestyle of killing and consuming. 

zeek's picture

HKMEX is way ahead of you...

I am not informed enough to make some predictions about what impact this will have in international trade once this occurs in multiple currencies, with multiple commodities.

It might turn out well, but I'm leary...

YHC-FTSE's picture

Thanks for the link mate. Oddly enough this ties in nicely with something else I've been trying to do - a certificated account on the HK exchange.

wandstrasse's picture

Why don't they cut Easter? They also successfully did cut snow (so far).

Herman Strandschnecke's picture

Won't cut Easter my friend. It's the only time of year the girls can pig out on chocolate without being accused of being a lardy arse.

slewie the pi-rat's picture

at least it didn't snow on easter

cabernet's picture

The folks in the UK need to go back to their roots, the "real" Pound Sterling. They should convert their currency to silver for inflation protection and give up the worry on rising prices relative to their fiat currency. Easy money is here to stay as global QE will continue so long as the western economies remain weak.


HedgeFundLIVE's picture

EURUSD has further to fall, already having broken support zones multiple times: