UK Misery Index Hits 20 Year High

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Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:18 | 1085489 Harlequin001
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I thought the worst investment was Madoff, or lending to a European government...

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:42 | 1085500 EscapeKey
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Contango on USO is horrible. Makes for great investments when oil goes down, however. Unfortunately, I don't have the balls to go short oil with peak looming.

I suppose you could short, with call options as a hedge. One hell of an expensive hedge, though.

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:39 | 1085572 TomJoad
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Where is the ETF to short happiness, 'cause I want to go all-in on that MF'er.

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 11:49 | 1086115 The Fonz
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I too would like to invest in a ETF 100x leveraged short happiness and long oppression fund. Then all the misery around me will seem like a good thing! Suffer more bizachts.

I am going to beat helpless bunnies with a splintery bat to speed along my investment. ttl.

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:43 | 1085585 jus_lite_reading
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Wait! The Unemployed Kingdom is suffering? Recovery underway! Hairy Wanker sells one roll of self stick curtains.

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:11 | 1085461 Thorlyx
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only bullish news today !

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:27 | 1085524 kris
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from a contrarian point of view you are absolutely right!

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:11 | 1085464 Sudden Debt
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Looks like drinking their misery away didn't really help...

Maybe they should ask Ireland for a hand?


Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:56 | 1085630 Oh regional Indian
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Perhaps if they chilled their beer they would warm up a little?


Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:57 | 1085635 Oh regional Indian
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Perhaps if they chilled their beer they would warm up a little?


Tue, 03/22/2011 - 11:14 | 1085947 Bananamerican
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or have another...

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:13 | 1085465 TruthInSunshine
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Let them eat Fukushima Yellowcake.


I'll be damned if we aren't going to see global Q3 economic contraction with the likelihood of more of the same in Q4.

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:45 | 1085595 A Man without Q...
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When you say "see", to you mean officially stated or just a sense that the global economy is contracting despite the positive numbers?  My gut tells me we've been contracting since Q4 of last year, but they are "protecting" us from the harsh realities...

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:48 | 1085605 TruthInSunshine
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I would concur, but I think that even they won't be able to hide the ugliness of it all for too much longer and may even use it as sacrificial lamb on the altar of QE.

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 10:30 | 1085764 dick cheneys ghost
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Its coming here..........things wiill get worse. Large Protests in Nevada's Capitol City

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:12 | 1085466 Sudden Debt
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ps: UK inflation in 2 months = 4.4%


Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:17 | 1085482 Harlequin001
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Onward and upward, as they say...

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:24 | 1085508 EscapeKey
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That's the official figure. However, dig into the ONS CPI weight report, and you'll find a lot of controversial figures, such as the transport weight has remained static for 10 years, which is absolute bullshit.

New annual report out in a months time. Should be good to see their estimate of food weighting.

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:38 | 1085567 Sudden Debt
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What amazes me it that nobody has every added the inflation number to the % drop in house values.

For example:


If inflation is 4%

and housing values drop 4%

Total = 8% drop in real estate value


just saying... :)

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:44 | 1085600 EscapeKey
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A mixture of real and nominal figures - don't give government statisticians any ideas, please.

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:58 | 1085646 Absinthe Minded
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They only use statistics that make the market look better, not worse. I know where I work we're having great sales but like everyone else profit margins are squeezed paper thin. We use asphalt in our manufacturing process, and lots of it, how's our outlook? PM's baby, and I don't mean prostate medicine.

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 10:02 | 1085649 Absinthe Minded
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Tue, 03/22/2011 - 10:02 | 1085655 Absinthe Minded
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Trip, frickin'slow server today. or is the hammer finally coming down.

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 10:00 | 1085629 TruthInSunshine
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Tue, 03/22/2011 - 10:02 | 1085640 TruthInSunshine
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Tue, 03/22/2011 - 10:03 | 1085666 Pants McPants
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Damn.  Joke ruined!

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 10:01 | 1085658 TruthInSunshine
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Pink Floyd reports that both pudding and meat are skyrocketing.

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 10:31 | 1085773 aheady
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We're so happy we can hardly count.

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 12:58 | 1086342 Greater Fool
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Look at the sky,

Look at the river:

Isn't it good?

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:11 | 1085470 malikai
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That's cool, I'm long misery.

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:14 | 1085473 Fredd00
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Misery train bitchezz

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:14 | 1085477 John Law Lives
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Well, at least TPTB in the UK admit they have inflation.  The Ben Bernank refuses to accept any claim that inflation exists in the USA.

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:26 | 1085515 reload
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Admit it, and at the same time admit their inability to do anything about it. It feels so long since there was some optimism on main st uk. In fact it was only 4 or 5 years ago, and the optimism was of course credit fueled and misguided. No sign of what will lift us out of the current slump - and it is a slump, unless you work in a government protected monopoly. For most of us in business it is a struggle which gets less rewarding month by month. We have had some much needed government austerity, where is the stimulus to get the private sector investing and producing?

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:32 | 1085541 EscapeKey
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They are discussing corporate tax breaks.

However, this has lead to the obvious socialist outrage. Gordon Brown voters (aka "fucking morons") don't think public sector spending to the level of 53% of UK GDP is anywhere near enough. According to them the deficit is a myth, private debt loads can expand forever, and there is plenty of money to hire even more public servants, who should all have generous pensions, of course.

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 10:05 | 1085674 Absinthe Minded
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Where have I heard that before? Seems like head in ass disease is on both sides of the pond.

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:44 | 1085593 dbTX
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the only stimulus that will work over a period of time is major, permanent tax cuts, it's that simple.

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:48 | 1085603 overmedicatedun...
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"the only stimulus that will work over a period of time is major, permanent tax cuts, it's that simple."


wish it were so..but until elite banksters and pols go to jail and their ill-gotten gains are returned  there will be no recovery

no justice no recovery.

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 10:17 | 1085713 MachoMan
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Right.  You only get to implement the laissez faire system when the playing field is EQUAL.  To start the race at this point, given their head starts, would be less than honest.

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 10:04 | 1085672 Thorlyx
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and if there was, he could stop it in 15 minutes.

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 13:04 | 1086370 Greater Fool
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...and crush the economy in the process. But you have to admit that Fed's pile of Treasuries give it the Tsar Bomba of interest-rate-raising tools. No need to fool around with Fed Funds--just go sell some 10-years and watch the fireworks!

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:33 | 1085542 Miss anthrope
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Gully, the misery index is perhaps tied to the debasement of the society as much as the CPI, huh?

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:15 | 1085481 reader2010
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WWIII will be started, and unemployment rate falls back to 0%. 

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:42 | 1085587 SheepDog-One
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Of course!

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:15 | 1085483 docj
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This is bullish.  Right?

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:36 | 1085555 X. Kurt OSis
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Tue, 03/22/2011 - 09:19 | 1085495 Johnny Lawrence
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Anyone read how Obama encouraged Brazil to produce more oil so the United States can be one of its "best customers?"

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 10:04 | 1085673 Broomer
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Brazilian here.

No, but after you mentioned it I used some Google magic.

Oh fuck...

Nothing good comes from America saying "That's some nice oil you have there"

Last time America sponsored a dictatorship here [ ], it lasted for twenty years.


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