An Updated Guide To The Birds At The Federal Reserve

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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:05 | 1343116 GetZeeGold
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0 hits, 0 runs, 1000 errors.


Good to see everyone in agreement.

This should be a snap.


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:03 | 1343127 ugly_avatar_Muir
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and specially silver

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:03 | 1343130 Concentrated po...
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Bread and Circuses.  Next up on E-Bay - Nero's Fiddle.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:30 | 1343174 serotonindumptruck
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"Next up on E-Bay - Nero's Fiddle."

Or Damocles Sword.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:35 | 1343195 Ancona
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Followed by Diogenes lantern

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:16 | 1343322 Whatta
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...and Hillary's testacles.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:05 | 1343134 SMG
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The truth is, the only birds at the Fed are vultures, here to pick our carcass clean.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:10 | 1343136 FLETCH
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This is for our entertainment.

Deciding factor will be the Oilgarchs telling the Beard what the decision will be.

Oligarchs need QE3 since the asset deflation will be unacceptable.

Explanations from the Fed goons will be supplied post haste.


Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:26 | 1343353 trav7777
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Rate hikes are predicated upon an improvement in the real economy...ain't gonna happen by 2012 because this isn't a monetary problem

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:11 | 1343139 Mercury
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I see no column for 'turkey'

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:11 | 1343141 ziggy59
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you left off Dodos...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:13 | 1343143 oogs66
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does anyone have the history of fed voting?  what have total number of dissenting votes been ever?  what were most dissenters on a single vote?  my guess is the chaiman of the fed has support that would make chairman mao blush

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:14 | 1343145 BlackholeDivestment
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The tree is barren of fruit ...because it is cursed with foul fowel.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:14 | 1343147 baby_BLYTHE
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If anyone missed it, Luke Rudkowski from WeAreChange recently snunk into a wealthy elitist cocktail party to confront the chairsatan.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:19 | 1343154 ugly_avatar_Muir
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Thank you baby.

Do well on your tests

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:16 | 1343149 DeweyLeon
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As meaningful as the R or D after a politician's name.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:16 | 1343156 jesusonline
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Feed them with DDT, all of them.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:41 | 1343223 BlackholeDivestment
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 Where do you think DDT comes from? The PIIGS trough over runneth from Chairsatan's BTFD Cup of Poison, does it not?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:57 | 1343278 jesusonline
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Nice stuff, thank you kindly :)

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:26 | 1343167 Caviar Emptor
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These days whenever somebody proposes a rate hike, Fed governors flip him the bird! The dove, that is 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 10:38 | 1343178 Cognitive Dissonance
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Good lord. We can spend all day trying to decide who is a hawk and who is a dove. At the end of the day they are all Penguins who will protect their eggs at all costs. The Fed presidents are one egg animals.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:03 | 1343291 Audacity17
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If something is a 'science' does it really take a panel of people voting??

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:23 | 1343341 GeneMarchbanks
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Good question. Plosser and Hoenig will be the only opposition to the next round of QE which should be in about two-three months tops.

Also, charts that cover how "dovish" you are work only if you have a sad population polluted by scientism. All is the affair of bureaucrats even real "science".

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:03 | 1343292 TruthBeforeAll
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Sooooo.... how can an economic recovery occur if there is nothing on the shelves that anybody really wants to buy? I guess we could be forced to buy things, but given the propensity of free men to push back against forced participation in any activity (whether beneficial or not) I can't see this happening. So what is the next great "thing" to move the economy forward? Battery powered cars? I think not.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 11:54 | 1343423 White.Star.Line
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"Birds" at the FED have as much latitude in their decisions as our elected so called leaders.
They are both owned, and follow orders as such.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:19 | 1343513 glenlloyd
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All the responses are predicated on a 'supposed' economic recovery. Since there isn't any real economic recovery all the yack about normalization of balance sheet / rates and withdrawal of stimulus is just talk, nothing more, it will never happen.

Since the economy depends on a sustained stimulus to survive, the stimulus will continue. I'm not saying that they won't take away the punch bowl temporarily in order to garner support for more stimulus, I'm almost certain they will, they need to raise the panic level in order to justify more of the same.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 12:24 | 1343530 GottaBKiddn
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All rhetorical distractions aside, all of the Fed initiates have sworn allegiance, and are fully aware that the genitals of all their family members are firmly in the grasp of their Master, ChairSatan.



Mon, 06/06/2011 - 14:09 | 1343849 Atlantis Consigliore
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Berflunky and the band of flunkies:


that showman on boob n boobs show on

nothing but crud network;


he got it right:    They Know Nothing.!


QE 3, QE 7-  keep on printing and in private

stinking, maybe they can go to govt slacks

get on their knees and beg ...for a job,


Berflunky;  ill write a book use my new

name:  Scarecrow,  if only I had a brain.


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