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It's funny 'cuz it's true.
Hey, why isn't anyone laughing?
FRB = Full Retard Biznitches
Does stuttering count as partial retard? (Never go full retard)
Can someone with Bberg Terminal post a chart of the calulated spread of that ISM/NFP correlation?
It looks like the recent spike would be epic -- that picture is worth a 1000-word teleprompt.
Well, we've already fulfilled War is Peace here in the grand US of A. Now we're working on Ignorance is Strength. Only one more tenet to go . . .
Debt is salvation?
pretty soon, debt won't be a problem anymore when the dollar loses more of it's value an inflation keeps kicking like a mule.
Here in Belgium, AFTER 2 MONTHS the spillindexes where passed. That means all government workers get a 3% wage increase next month. They already go one in januari (5%).
And then we wonder why countries with over half of all working people being government employees go bankrupt...
Dont worry. No government, no problems. :D
Slavery is Freedom.
Money = Debt
Money = Wealth
Therefore Debt = Wealth.
The essence of the Fiat currency system.
If you are not happy with the way things are, you are a looser. It's that simple, we live in the stainless steel triangle [Hollywood, Wallstreet, DC]. All points on this triangle have never done better. Iron curtain - fuck that, Amerika invented something way better.
And everybody knows...ya never go full retard.
What we are witnessing here is typical of "official government" reports. While some truth (not much but some) can be gleaned from reading the actual document, the cover letter/synopsis/summary is nothing more than Goebbels inspired propaganda of the Orwellian kind.
The summary says "Nothing to find here that will tell you what you don't want to know. Carry on".
Cue CD with an ALL IS WELL! Kevin Bacon image...............
What to do with this report:
"Enough with the endless lies already."
US Dental Association now recommends brushing your teeth 5 times a day with fluoridated toothpaste including vigorous brushing of your tongue.
Docile and servile.
I wish I'd never read 1984, I wish it were never written. There's no way to hold any hope after reading it.
I think what frightens you is not the book itself but rather the realization that perhaps it is not fiction.
What frightens me most is that my fellow citizens are not only oblivious to the 1984 idea but unknowingly welcome and facilitate it.
"The answer to 1984 is 1776" - Alex Jones.
1984 strikes fear in all of us....The MO seems to more along the lines of "Brave New World", There is good information more prevalent than could ever be imagined, but everyone is amusing themselves to death to notice otherwise.
Or knowingly welcome it.
And it will only get worse. After we hit full-stop most folks will be begging for Big Brother. Don't be surprised.
That would explain the popularity of Fox News, wouldn't it?
Flippant response, but very correct on a subtle level...
I take that back... it isn't subtle at all.
Yep, along with MSNBC, CNN, CBS, ABC, orange soda, grape soda, Dancing with the Stars, Skating with the Stars, Sewing with the Stars, American Idol, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, NFL, NHL, NBA, MLB, Medicare, Medicaid, UE, Welfare, Mortgage Interest Deduction, credit cards, HELOCs, Chinese trinkets, and cheap easy FRNs.
Oh wait, here you were trying be a partisan dickhole and I fucked it all up. My bad.
"Fox News lies, Fox News lies, Fox New Lies." Better?
It's ok. In the end, you will come to love big brother.
And then comes the bullet...
The proper mindset is to NOT fear the bullet, but to make them fear you.
What's that song? lies lies lies.... live lies at the senate. Long lies in every market.
Lies are the flavour of the season.
Still trading? You're either very brave, confident or downright foolish.
And construction was down..so are they manufacturing ghost things to sell..???
The only thing they are manufacturing is bullshit.
Seems to be in high demand lately.
ore is the jeffery dahlmer of truth
They will lie and cheat until removed from the genepool TD.
Never go full retard..you'll come home empty handed.
"Retard" is such an insulting term.
How about "statistically challenged"?
Ever notice the degradation of clinical terms that describe people with a poor self image.
Retard, short for "mentally retarded", was the improved term to replace the clinical terms idiot, moron and imbecile that had become popular to describe people who likely didn't meet the criteria in full. It almost seems like similar patterns in certain ethnic groups.
"certain ethnic groups"?...so cowardly. Say what you mean, or just don't bother.
You guys are way too negative and unamerican!
More american retired early due to wealth effect, stock market strength, confidence and LOW inflation EXPECTATIONS!!
EMPLOYMENT SITUATION IS GOOD
COMPUTER ENGINEERS in both software and hardware are in great demand!!
DId I tell you guys BTFD? If you did you should thank ME!!
It can only get better from here. (got Au/Ag?)
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
"Employment looks fantastic"
I think he is trying to say that there is a lot of labor available for the pickings. Great value in other words.
"Employment looks fantastic"...to the 20% of Americans who don't have it.
is the body that release ISM a gov't agency? don't think it is
Would this include weapons?
It's a majority of the manufacturing base.
This is a small componment of the economy. With the dollar crapping out, our goods look cheaper to the rest of the world. It is not unbelievable that manufacturing companies would be hiring. If the Services one shows a huge jump in employment then you are definitely on to something.
Food stamps are now used by more than 42 million Americans. The wide spread use has begun to put a real strain on grocery stores due to millions of shoppers showing up at stores on the 1st of the month when the SNAP swipe cards are loaded with credits.
Grocers are asking for the credits to be loaded onto the cards on a staggered date basis to decrease the crowding and crowd control problems of having so much simultaneous "shopping" on one day.
The wonders of central planning...
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