US Department Of Truth Goes Full Retard After ISM Employment Index Prints At Highest Since 1973

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Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:23 | 1006967 MayIMommaDogFac...
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It's funny 'cuz it's true. 

Hey, why isn't anyone laughing?

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:47 | 1007075 Haywood Jablowme
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FRB = Full Retard Biznitches

 

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:55 | 1007110 william the bastard
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Does stuttering count as partial retard? (Never go full retard)

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 12:00 | 1007128 idea_hamster
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Can someone with Bberg Terminal post a chart of the calulated spread of that ISM/NFP correlation?

It looks like the recent spike would be epic -- that picture is worth a 1000-word teleprompt.

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:24 | 1006972 H. Perowne
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Well, we've already fulfilled War is Peace here in the grand US of A. Now we're working on Ignorance is Strength. Only one more tenet to go . . .

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:26 | 1006982 falak pema
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Debt is salvation?

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:38 | 1007045 Sudden Debt
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pretty soon, debt won't be a problem anymore when the dollar loses more of it's value an inflation keeps kicking like a mule.

 

Here in Belgium, AFTER 2 MONTHS the spillindexes where passed. That means all government workers get a 3% wage increase next month. They already go one in januari (5%).

And then we wonder why countries with over half of all working people being government employees go bankrupt...

 

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:50 | 1007086 kaiten
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Dont worry. No government, no problems. :D

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:47 | 1007082 Bob
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Slavery is Freedom.

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 12:21 | 1007223 Quintus
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Money = Debt

Money = Wealth

Therefore Debt = Wealth.

The essence of the Fiat currency system.

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:41 | 1007052 Ricky Bobby
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If you are not happy with the way things are, you are a looser. It's that simple, we live in the stainless steel triangle [Hollywood, Wallstreet, DC]. All points on this triangle have never done better. Iron curtain - fuck that, Amerika invented something way better.

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:27 | 1006981 Clark Griswold
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And everybody knows...ya never go full retard.

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:28 | 1006995 Cognitive Dissonance
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What we are witnessing here is typical of "official government" reports. While some truth (not much but some) can be gleaned from reading the actual document, the cover letter/synopsis/summary is nothing more than Goebbels inspired propaganda of the Orwellian kind.

The summary says "Nothing to find here that will tell you what you don't want to know. Carry on".

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:34 | 1007020 pods
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Cue CD with an ALL IS WELL! Kevin Bacon image...............

pods

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 12:17 | 1007199 Cognitive Dissonance
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Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:30 | 1006998 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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"Enough with the endless lies already."

US Dental Association now recommends brushing your teeth 5 times a day with fluoridated toothpaste including vigorous brushing of your tongue.

Docile and servile.

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:32 | 1007004 DeweyLeon
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I wish I'd never read 1984, I wish it were never written.  There's no way to hold any hope after reading it. 

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:35 | 1007021 alien-IQ
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I think what frightens you is not the book itself but rather the realization that perhaps it is not fiction.

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:57 | 1007115 Max Hunter
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What frightens me most is that my fellow citizens are not only oblivious to the 1984 idea but unknowingly welcome and facilitate it.

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 12:20 | 1007211 Pladizow
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"The answer to 1984 is 1776" - Alex Jones.

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 13:03 | 1007452 Flakmeister
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1984 strikes fear in all of us....The MO seems to more along the lines of "Brave New World", There is good information more prevalent than could ever be imagined, but everyone is amusing themselves to death to notice otherwise.

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 13:03 | 1007454 Chump
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Or knowingly welcome it.

And it will only get worse.  After we hit full-stop most folks will be begging for Big Brother.  Don't be surprised.

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 14:30 | 1007929 TeamAmerica
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That would explain the popularity of Fox News, wouldn't it? 

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 14:38 | 1007978 Flakmeister
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Flippant response, but very correct on a subtle level...

 

I take that back... it isn't subtle at all.

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 14:43 | 1008005 Chump
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Yep, along with MSNBC, CNN, CBS, ABC, orange soda, grape soda, Dancing with the Stars, Skating with the Stars, Sewing with the Stars, American Idol, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, NFL, NHL, NBA, MLB, Medicare, Medicaid, UE, Welfare, Mortgage Interest Deduction, credit cards, HELOCs, Chinese trinkets, and cheap easy FRNs.

Oh wait, here you were trying be a partisan dickhole and I fucked it all up.  My bad.

"Fox News lies, Fox News lies, Fox New Lies."  Better?

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:48 | 1007084 Dr. Porkchop
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It's ok. In the end, you will come to love big brother.

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:54 | 1007105 DeweyLeon
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And then comes the bullet...

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 12:34 | 1007289 pods
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The proper mindset is to NOT fear the bullet, but to make them fear you.

pods

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:31 | 1007009 Oh regional Indian
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What's that song? lies lies lies.... live lies at the senate. Long lies in every market.

Lies are the flavour of the season.

Still trading? You're either very brave, confident or downright foolish.

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/02/25/wisdom-for-warriors-7/

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:34 | 1007013 youngman
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And construction was down..so are they manufacturing ghost things to sell..???

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 12:48 | 1007362 pods
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The only thing they are manufacturing is bullshit.

Seems to be in high demand lately.

pods

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:34 | 1007014 tony bonn
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ore is the jeffery dahlmer of truth

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:34 | 1007019 Byte Me
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They will lie and cheat until removed from the genepool TD.

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:34 | 1007023 LongSoupLine
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Never go full retard..you'll come home empty handed.

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:34 | 1007026 grunk
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"Retard" is such an insulting term.

How about "statistically challenged"?

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:39 | 1007047 snowball777
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Reality averse.

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 12:27 | 1007248 Head for the Hills
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Ever notice the degradation of clinical terms that describe people with a poor self image.

Retard, short for "mentally retarded", was the improved term to replace the clinical terms idiot, moron and imbecile that had become popular to describe people who likely didn't meet the criteria in full.  It almost seems like similar patterns in certain ethnic groups.

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 14:32 | 1007941 TeamAmerica
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"certain ethnic groups"?...so cowardly.   Say what you mean, or just don't bother.

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:35 | 1007027 oh_bama
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You guys are way too negative and unamerican!

More american retired early due to wealth effect, stock market strength, confidence and LOW inflation EXPECTATIONS!!

EMPLOYMENT SITUATION IS GOOD

COMPUTER ENGINEERS in both software and hardware are in great demand!!

DId I tell you guys BTFD? If you did you should thank ME!!

 

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:36 | 1007028 CitizenPete
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It can only get better from here. (got Au/Ag?)

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:38 | 1007041 SheepDog-One
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The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:38 | 1007046 Council of Econ...
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"Employment looks fantastic"

I think he is trying to say that there is a lot of labor available for the pickings.  Great value in other words.

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:41 | 1007055 snowball777
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"Employment looks fantastic"...to the 20% of Americans who don't have it.

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:41 | 1007050 TooBearish
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is the body that release ISM a gov't agency? don't think it is

Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:42 | 1007064 Rodent Freikorps
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  • "Our plants are working 24/7 to meet production demands." (Fabricated Metal Products)
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    Would this include weapons?

    Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:52 | 1007093 Misean
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    It's a majority of the manufacturing base.

    Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:46 | 1007079 c hook
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    This is a small componment of the economy.  With the dollar crapping out, our goods look cheaper to the rest of the world.  It is not unbelievable that manufacturing companies would be hiring.  If the Services one shows a huge jump in employment then you are definitely on to something.

    Tue, 03/01/2011 - 11:50 | 1007088 TheMerryPrankster
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    Food stamps are now used by more than 42 million Americans. The wide spread use has begun to put a real strain on grocery stores due to millions of shoppers showing up at stores on the 1st of the month when the SNAP swipe cards are loaded with credits.

    Grocers are asking for the credits to be loaded onto the cards on a staggered date basis to decrease the crowding and crowd control problems of having so much simultaneous "shopping" on one day.

    http://www.nwcn.com/home/?fId=116984923&fPath=/news/local&fDomain=10227

    Tue, 03/01/2011 - 12:24 | 1007233 Council of Econ...
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    The wonders of central planning...

    Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!