US Has To Create 250K Jobs A Month For 66 Months To Return To December 2007 Unemployment By End Of Obama's Second Term

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Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:59 | 1335700 DaddyO
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Pathetic, just absolutey pathetic!

DaddyO

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:19 | 1335789 jus_lite_reading
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QE TO INFINTY AND BEYOND!!!

BREAKING NEWS!!! VOLCANO IN MEXICO CITY LIGHTING UP!! ASH COMING OUT NOW!!

http://fiatsfire.blogspot.com/2011/06/fukushima-fry-day-redux-m63-earthq...

AND REACTOR 4 WAS ON FIRE!!! HOLY SHIIIIT!!!

AND GREEK PM IS ACCUSED OF TREASON!!!!! WTF?!?!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:33 | 1335869 mtomato2
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Interesting link.  Where's Drudge on this?

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:59 | 1336207 jus_lite_reading
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AND THIS!!

http://www.dailyjobcuts.com/

 

THE SKY REALLY IS FALLING!!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 12:31 | 1336422 Libertarian777
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so should I BTFD on SKY? or is it hard to catch this falling knife?

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:17 | 1336077 DaddyO
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Tha above link has some virus issues in some of their links. try this link...

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2011/06/03/internationa...

DaddyO

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:35 | 1336161 jus_lite_reading
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What?? I clicked on every link this morning when I read that blog and there was not one virus...... its a good read everyday.....

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:25 | 1335826 TheTmfreak
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I'm bullish for reality peaking through the cracks at a more rapid pace.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:14 | 1336079 DaddyO
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+1

DaddyO

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:11 | 1335701 Life of Illusion
Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:14 | 1335773 tarsubil
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Government stimulus does take a while to cause inflation but what if the Fed is buying stocks directly? Very little delay in that scenario, right?

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 11:37 | 1336177 jus_lite_reading
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Ben was trying to create inflation without actually creating inflation by making the rich richer... the bastard knew what he was doing when he did that.... just like tax cuts are supposed to create jobs!!!! LMAO!!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:56 | 1335703 Dreadker
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Thats easy... just give all the unemployed a sign to spin around like bruce lee... Thats a job right?  I see them everywhere now!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:00 | 1335707 hedgeless_horseman
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Will "saved or created" work?

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:57 | 1335708 alien-IQ
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My dad's a TV repair man...he's got like the ultimate set of tools...we can fix it. It's like, totally doable!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:21 | 1335817 mfoste1
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hahah

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 09:59 | 1335719 Prepared
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schnikerz ya'll, that's just nasty from any angle. 

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:03 | 1335720 Printfaster
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Sign up all the unemployed as paid demonstrators, like the ones that appear in Manhattan every day marching between the federal building and Wall Street.

Demonstration signs for the unemployed, that is the ticket.  We can do better than Greece:  We can pay for the demonstrators.

 

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:16 | 1335793 JohnG
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I've actually tried to think of a way to do that...at a profit.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:19 | 1335803 Conrad Murray
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I can provide the signs. Use the sign money to give the demonostrators Taser Shockwaves, LRADs, and CTS Sting-Balls.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:42 | 1335927 JohnG
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If I could find a way to at least break even, I would do this as long as my lawyer tells me I won't get jailed for inciting riots.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 12:32 | 1336426 Libertarian777
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hire someone to incite the riot, then become a lawyer to sue the police...

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:00 | 1335722 e_u_r_o
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rofl

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:04 | 1335731 FeralSerf
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No problemo.  Now if they can just find enough airports to put all those worthless new TSA emplyees in.

Good news is your crotch will now be certified free of explosive devices.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:30 | 1335846 Dr. Richard Head
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I called into the TSA to see if athletic cups were on the list of prohibited items as I didn't want to get my testicles tickled.  The "Customer Service Agent" explained that it is not on the list of prohibited items and could be worn. 

I guess I will see in a couple of weeks when I go flying.  I will be recording the event and anticipate that they will insist that I remove the cup.  I hope to get them to admit that my balls must be fondled prior to entering the "secure zone". 

Should be fun.  TSA "Patdowns" - Feel the Freedom.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:36 | 1335885 mtomato2
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I really want to hear the follow up on this.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:44 | 1335914 Dr. Richard Head
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I will definitely post it on my ShakedownR3volution YouTube Channel when the time comes.  The video will also be streaming to www.openwatch.net and downloaded so destruction of the phone will not destroy evidence. 

Oh yeah - I will be wearing this T-Shirt too - http://www.zazzle.com/tsa_parody_customizable_shirt-235563828656837647  Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:52 | 1335969 mtomato2
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Effing ay, man.

Effing ay.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 16:29 | 1337462 Van Halen
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First laugh I've had all day in the midst of this grim economic news. Thanks! 

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:41 | 1335894 serotonindumptruck
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Those TSA folks don't have much of a sense of humor, especially if they think you're intentionally fucking with them. You should plan on missing that flight and being placed on the infamous "no-fly" list.

Will you be posting your experiment to YouTube?

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:46 | 1335926 Dr. Richard Head
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FUCK the TSA.  I don't have much tolerance for men touching my balls.  Not intentionaly fucking with them though, just intentionally protecting my family jewels.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 12:00 | 1336288 Quantum Nucleonics
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I'd go easy on the rank and file TSA folks.  They are their for a job, and I imagine would rather not fondle you... well, most of them anyway.  It's the policy makers where your rightful scorn and contempt should be directed.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 12:04 | 1336301 overmedicatedun...
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quantum, you forgive the nazi guards at the ovens also as they were just following orders is that the logic you are using??

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 12:50 | 1336416 Dr. Richard Head
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Feel free to give away your rights without resistance, but I reserve the right to keep mine. 

I am not going easy on any of them.  You know, I have a quick story for you.  I went to work in the mortgage industry originating loans for a brokerage house back in 2004.  I walked away from a $20K commission check and refused to close the loans (of course the manager ended up hoodwinking these customers anyway).  I flat out refused to fuck ignorant people.  It took me a few weeks to figure out the mortgage game and how people were getting fucked, but once I found out I could not stay in that job.  You wanna know why?  It's called integrity and I have no problem getting on my soap box because I walked the walk. 

I had a choice.  A nice cool 20 g's and fuck someone over, trust me I needed the money for my wife and daughter to eat, or not take part in the game.  I decided on the latter and I have no pity for someone who fucks with others because they need a paycheck. 

The TSA can go to hell and fucking die. 

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:01 | 1335733 pepperspray
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Obama- FEMA just called.  They want to know when they can start unloading the buses at the detention facilities.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:45 | 1335924 serotonindumptruck
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Not detention facilities. Resettlement camps.

Words have meaning, doncha know.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 16:27 | 1337468 Van Halen
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Not resettlement camps, corrective reeducational institutions.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:05 | 1335735 johnnymustardseed
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42,000 jobs a month still going to China. Have been for about ten years. That is the problem, we don't make shit here anymore. People are flat out stupid to shop at WalMart.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:55 | 1335982 DeltaDawn
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I am affixing my "don't blame me, I voted Perot" bumper sticker on today!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:02 | 1335740 Greeny
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F Jobs, Market going up.. :))) Load up on stocks.

We might even closed up in green.

 

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 16:10 | 1337391 AbandonShip
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did you forget "/sarc" ?

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:06 | 1335742 buzzsaw99
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That would fix the budget deficit. Not. lulz

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:07 | 1335746 DeltaDawn
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Guess he will roll out his civilian defense force proposal next, considered a solution in the eyes of a Marxist.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:37 | 1335892 Dr. Richard Head
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This is my rifle this is my gun.  This is for shooting this is for fun.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:07 | 1335753 Caviar Emptor
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Fed to hire runners to carry QE funds to PDs. 

Expected to boost job creation by titrating size of QE to jobs needed

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:11 | 1335757 overmedicatedun...
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any sucessful small business owner would be able to turn us around..thats why we got people in charge who can't even run a tax program made for IQ's of 96.

somebody has to go to jail..holding breath turning blue.

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:12 | 1335759 Silver Brass Lead
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Go long on Hope and Change!

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:12 | 1335761 Caviar Emptor
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Grand jury has indicted two-time presidential candidate John Edwards. (AP)

That should have read Two-Timing presidential candidate

Fri, 06/03/2011 - 10:13 | 1335765 AldoHux_IV
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Once the QE train starts going the numbers will be cooked to provide those necessary numbers as the B/D model will add the majority of the fluff numbers and MCD will need more janitors and JPM will need food stamp processors.

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